Chapter 292: On the Power of Fart
He Qian took Xu An to Lu's house with great interest, Shen's mother gave He Qian a big hug warmly, Xu An also greeted the four elders very politely, and then a few people sat on the sofa and started chatting happily again. He Qian's personality is already very aggressive, and she has been under the clutches of Mother He for a long time, and she has developed a sweet mouth, and it didn't take long to make the four elders laugh when their faces were still cloudy just now. The two fathers knew that there would be some topics to talk about later, so they got up and left with great eyes, and prepared to fight to the death on the chess field.
Mother Shen glanced at He Qian and asked with some embarrassment: "Qianqian, I heard Jingge say that he works in Xiao Xu's company?" ”
He Qian nodded, "Yes, and Jingge is still the person in charge of the company." Don't worry, Mom, Jingge's ability is super good, the management company is also well organized, and Jingge's temper is also very good, Xinrong can marry Jingge, it is definitely a match made in heaven. ”
There is no mother in the world who doesn't want her daughter to find a good family, although she also knows that Lu Jingge is a good person, but when she hears the affirmation of others, she is so happy in her heart. The mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law and became more satisfied, and Shen's mother looked at Lu Jingge's soft eyes and was about to drip water. The corners of Shen Xinrong's mouth have been twitching all the time, if you like it, you like it, do you want to show it so obviously in front of her.
"Xiao Xu, isn't the company very busy lately, I heard Jingge say that he has to work overtime recently, is that so?"
Overtime? Extra fart, that kid slipped away as soon as he got off work, making him pounce several times. Xu An saw Lu Jingge, who was desperately giving him a look, until he felt that his eyes were about to twitch, so he explained slowly, "Auntie, recently, the company has received a few big orders, so it is a little busy, but there will be nothing to do in two days, and Jingge will not need to work overtime at that time." ”
"That's what it looks like," Shen's mother nodded reassuringly, temporarily canceling her suspicion of Lu Jingge. "Xiao Xu, I'm not afraid of your jokes when I say it, this Xin Rong and Jing Ge have been married for so long, I'm in a hurry to hold my grandson. When I first came, I saw them sleeping in separate rooms, which scared me, and I was afraid that something would go wrong with the relationship between them. My aunt is old, and I don't know how many years I can live, but these two children don't know how to understand and understand the lonely hearts of our old people, and they only know that they are lucky to be happy, and they are really angry with me. ”
Xu An smiled gently, and said understandingly: "Auntie, I understand what you said, uncles and aunts of the same age as you may have become grandparents, and it is understandable that you are anxious." Auntie, don't worry, at most, the day after tomorrow, this order will be almost processed, and Jingge will be able to commute normally. He paused, "Otherwise, I'll give Jingge a week's vacation, you finally come to the imperial capital once, I'll let him take you to have a good time, do you think this is good?" ”
"How can that work?"
He Qian hurriedly interjected, "Yes, the company is his, anyway, he has the final say." ”
Mother Lu likes He Qian's little girl very much, and Xu An's young man, who looks very mature and stable, much stronger than her stinky boy, no wonder she can start a company at a young age.
"Sissi, do you and Xiao Xu have a child?"
He Qian turned back to Mother Lu and smiled sweetly, and then replied a little shyly, "We're working hard now." ”
Mother Shen turned her head to Shen Xinrong and opened her eyes angrily, "Did you hear it, you also hurry up to prepare me for pregnancy, and strive to conceive twins in one fell swoop, once and for all!" ”
Shen Xinrong looked at He Qian, who was squeezing her eyebrows, and had an urge to faint. She raised her eyes and glanced at her unreasonable mother, who was as unreasonable as the king of the mountain, and said with a headache: "Don't tell me this, what to give birth to, how many to have, it's not up to me to decide, you look for the child and his father." ”
"Daughter-in-law, is it really good to pit your husband like this?"
Shen Xinrong gave him a big roll of his eyes.
Lu Jingge wanted to cry a little without tears, but under the burning gaze of the two mothers, he hurriedly agreed.
After coming out of the Lu family, He Qian was in a very good mood, she took Xu An's hand and jumped on the road, causing frequent attention from passers-by around her, but she didn't care.
"Husband, let's go see Dad."
"Is there a plane at this point?"
He Qian frowned, "I'm talking about your dad!" ”
Xu An responded with hindsight, "Why did you think you were going to see him?" ”
"I'm in a good mood," she said with a smile as she buckled up her seatbelt, "because that's your father." "And you've forgiven him, haven't you?
Of course, she didn't say that question, this awkward father and son, I really don't know how to correct their twisted personalities.
Xu An didn't speak, just turned his head and kissed He Qian's forehead softly, and then drove away.
Xu Wenbo opened the door, looking at the smiling He Qian and the cold Xu An in a daze, and he couldn't react for a while.
"Dad, are you going to invite us to tea at the door?"
He Qian's joke finally brought the stunned Xu Wenbo back to his senses, he smiled a little embarrassedly, and hurriedly made a gesture of invitation, "I just didn't expect you to come to see me." ”
"Dad, are you complaining that we're late?" He Qian shrugged helplessly, "There's no way, your son is as busy as a spinning top every day, and he can come today because of the time squeezed out of the heavy work." ”
Xu An glanced at He Qian lightly, he really lied and didn't make drafts, where was he busy? Obviously staying at home every day, he completely fulfilled his duty as the shopkeeper.
I wanted to make fun of her, but when I saw my father's expression, he swallowed back the words that were about to come out.
"If you're too busy, don't squeeze in the time to come and see me, and when you're free, I'm basically staying at home anyway."
"Dad, if you're bored, you can go and play with us, or go for a walk in the garden, but you can't stay at home all the time, it's not good for your health."
Every time he heard He Qian call his father sweetly, Xu Wenbo was as happy as a flower. It is a blessing to have such a daughter-in-law.
"Okay, okay, I see."
The three of them sat there and chatted for a while, basically He Qian and Xu Wenbo were talking, Xu An'an listened quietly, and when he needed to speak, he would open his reserved mouth.
Xu An's performance was not enthusiastic, Xu Wenbo knew that he was still awkward in his heart, and he didn't care. Now that he's willing to come and see him, it's a big step forward and he can't ask for too much.
After chatting for a while, He Qian and Xu An got up to say goodbye, and Xu Wenbo happily sent them away. Back at home, He Qian held the teacup and drank it in one gulp.
"Oh my God, my throat is smoking."
"Who made you say so much, you deserve it!"
He Qian glanced at him, "You're embarrassed to say, you can't kick a fart when you sit there with three feet, if I don't say anything more, will we all sit there and stare dryly?" ”
The corners of Xu An's mouth twitched, "Indeed, you can kick out a fart with one kick now!" ”
He Qian's face flushed, and she remembered the ugly scene last night, and her face was as red as a monkey's ass.
The fact is probably like this, last night He Qian didn't know what she had eaten wrong, and ran to the toilet three times in five minutes without saying anything, and she didn't care about the weakness of pulling for the time being, and what was even funnier was that her ass also began to be naughty, and from time to time she squirted out a strange smell.
It is said that the fart does not smell and the fart does not make a sound, at first it may be because the TV is on, Xu An did not smell it, and it was not until he slept in the same bed that he discovered this serious problem.
Xu An likes to cover his head with a quilt when he can't sleep, and it was the same last night, he wanted to use the moonlight to have a deep emotional exchange with He Qian, but he remembered her weak appearance, and he didn't want to toss her.
I'd rather count the sheep with the quilt in my arms than disturb her rest. Unable to fall asleep after tossing and turning, Xu An covered his head with the quilt, and finally felt a little sleepy, his hand inadvertently touched He Qian's waist, and then tragedy happened.
He heard a loud bang, and a strange smell instantly invaded his facial features, and the heavy smell made him cry.
Forget about letting out a thunderbolt invincible fart, what is even more terrifying is that she also came with a few little farts, Xu An suddenly lifted the quilt, trying to drive the heavy poisonous gas out of his quilt.
He Qian was awakened by his violent movements, and she asked suspiciously, "What are you doing when you don't sleep in the middle of the night?" ”
"Cultivate to become an immortal."
He Qian was surprised, "What's that?" ”
"I almost jumped to the sky with your fart!"
He Qian stayed there, and she wanted to argue with reason, but suddenly there was a wonderful feeling in her stomach, and before she could control it, she only heard another thunderbolt from the sky.
Xu An was stunned, and He Qian was stupid.
"Did you just take your medicine?"
"Eat."
"Then why is there still a fart rolling, it's just earth-shattering."
He Qian was so ashamed that she wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, and muttered to herself, "I don't know." ”
"I was blown up by your fart just now, and I still feel that strange smell in my nose." Xu An looked at the ceiling helplessly, "Also, what did you eat tonight, why did the fart out stink so much." ”
To tell the truth, He Qian has always been committed to maintaining her most beautiful image in front of Xu An, but she always steals chickens and rice, which is self-defeating. It's not once or twice to make a fool of yourself in front of him, but it's harmless.
But today, it's really embarrassing to throw it at grandma's house, it's unbearable to look back.
"I didn't eat anything, so I ate a bag of leek dumplings."
Xu An frowned, "Is it expired?" ”
"I didn't look at it." He Qian was a little embarrassed, "I, I didn't mean to." ”
"Well, I know, besides, you are my wife, will I still dislike you?" Xu An remembered the smell that almost made him unable to breathe just now, and said in a low voice: "It's just that if you can't control it next time, just put your ass outside, I don't want to be poisoned." ”
"I see."
The memories stopped, looking at Xu An's smiling face, He Qian finally broke the jar and broke, "Okay, okay, I'm a fart basket, but I don't believe you haven't let a fart!" ”
"Of course."
"That's not the end of it."
Xu An smiled, "But I didn't let it go in the bed." ”
The words were suppressed, and He Qian closed her mouth very obediently. She cried with a sad face and wailed weakly, "Ahhhh ”