The rain crackled on Iveco's car window, a long line of cars piled up on the black asphalt road, and traffic policemen in reflective vests shouted and directed traffic, Hu Guang sat in the car, his mind went back to a year ago.

At that time, he had just returned to Guangzhou from his hometown to work, because he had a Chaozhou girl in the factory, and the family arranged a family affair, and he was entangled in his feelings when he was queuing up to buy tickets at the subway station, he met a black man cutting in line, the language barrier and the mood was not good, the two sides fought, Hu Guang stabbed the black man twice with a folding knife and fled, even the factory did not go, directly to another country, and went to Jiangbei City, then met Liu Ziguang.

After more than a year, it turned out that the person was not dead, Hu Guang had mixed feelings, relieved, and now he can finally go home to visit his parents with confidence, and he doesn't have to worry anymore and leave the country incognito.

Thinking about it, he had always been alert and fell asleep, and the rustling of rain and the monotonous sound of the wipers outside the window made everyone yawn and fall asleep one after another.

When they woke up, the rain was still falling, the sky was already twilight, and there was a highway toll station in the distance, with two big red sculptures on it: Guangzhou.

Guangzhou has arrived. High-rise building overpass, naturally can not be the same day as Jiangbei City, Bei Xiaoshuai after graduating from vocational high school once went to Guangzhou for a few months, relatively familiar, under his guidance, first opened to an auto repair shop to put the Cayenne down for maintenance, and then everyone took Iveco to a street, it coincided with the early morning, the characteristic industries were not opened, as far as the eye could see, it was all pink door light boxes, and signs of leisure massage abounded.

After finding a secluded two-star hotel to live in, Hu Guang came to Mr. Liu and directly said that he wanted to advance a month's salary and ask for a day off, but Liu Ziguang didn't say a word and gave him 3,000 yuan to come back tomorrow morning.

Slept for a long time, in the evening, everyone came out in twos and threes to stroll, to see the southern customs, when Jiangbei was still in the world in April, here is already a tropical weather, the streets and alleys are all dressed in short clothes, the mouth is speaking in the vernacular, the house is like a bird's song, there is the hunger and thirst directly to the shampoo room, the rest of the people under the leadership of Brother Liu went to the nearby night market to enjoy the southern snacks.

I found a street stall, sat on a white plastic ring chair, ordered a bunch of local dishes, everyone in Jiangbei is also gluttonous, but when I arrived in Guangzhou, I could only sigh to myself, the four-legged ones did not eat except for the table, and the ones flying in the sky did not eat except for the plane, and the rest could be included in the recipes.

was eating, suddenly saw a group of black people roaring, the explosive power of the black race is indeed not covered, running like a gust of wind, the police car behind followed the fierce chase, and a large number of security officers wearing camouflage uniforms and holding batons appeared at the street in front, the front and rear flanking surrounded the black people, the black people saw that there was a blockade in front of the pursuers, and they dispersed in a hurry, like agile apes climbing the wall and walking, the police were still chasing after them, but the speed and climbing ability were far worse than these black people.

Strangely, the locals seem to be accustomed to such good shows, listening to their small talk, this kind of scene has become commonplace, Guangzhou has a large number of black Africans, some of them legal students and businessmen, but many more are illegal immigrants, they have no visas, no money, purely to go to the flowery China to pan for gold.

China is the world's factory, the Pearl River Delta region is China's manufacturing intensive area, small goods are of high quality and low price, from plastic bracelets to TV recorders, mobile phones, cool oil, are the favorite of Africans, they do not need high-end goods, only the cheapest goods, it is said that even the outdated tape recorder is a hot commodity in Africa, as for the copycat mobile phone, it is their favorite.

But the recent world economic downturn, the Pearl River Delta is also not what it used to be, the life of the black uncles is Wang Xiaoer's New Year, a year is not as good as a year, the visa expires, the funds are used up, there is no business to do, they are used to the flowery life in Guangzhou, where is they willing to go back to the African savannah, but the language is not understood, people are born lazy, no company dares to hire them, so they have to rent a small house in an urban village, steal without money, and even rob, and if they have money, they will die of alcoholism, and they will never have savings after spending it. This is also due to the national character.

After eating and drinking, everyone went to a large bathing center nearby to visit and study, and it was not until midnight that they staggered back and went back to their rooms to sleep.

Liu Ziguang and Bei Xiaoshuai live in room 1208 together, after entering the door, they turned on the light, only to see that the windows were wide open, the curtains were fluttering in the wind, the cabinet door was also open, and the metal lockbox placed inside was gone!

"Oh no, it's a thief!" Bei Xiaoshuai rushed to the window and looked down, the hotel window was facing a narrow back alley, and there was nothing to see in the black hole at this time.

"Call the police." Bei Xiaoshuai picked up the phone.

"Wait." Liu Ziguang looked at the cabinet carefully, looked out the window again, and said with a smile: "The thief is still there." ”

Bei Xiaoshuai leaned on the window again and looked at it, and said blankly: "Where?" ”

"It's a black thief, and it's right not to be seen." Liu Ziguang took the beer bottle and was about to smash it, but when he saw two rows of white teeth exposed in the pitch black below, the Chinese dialect was not bad: "Don't smash, don't smash." ”

Bei Xiaoshuai took a flashlight, only to find that there was a black man lying on the outer wall of the building, unable to go up or down, holding the drainage pipe that was already not firm in one hand, barely stepping on the brick crack with both feet, and carrying the stolen lockbox in the other hand.

"Get him up!" Liu Ziguang gave an order, and the brothers who had already heard the news threw down the rope and lassoed the black man, and the black man didn't want to be arrested, but the situation was stronger than the people, if he didn't tie it obediently, he would fall from the upper floor of more than ten floors and fall all over the place.

The black man was hung up by a rope, but it was a tall man, wearing a black copycat version of Ice Silk Mengtejiao, and below was a pair of dark blue cottage Nike pants, wearing plastic slippers on one foot, but the other foot was varnished, he looked down at the people in the room with a calm gaze, and suddenly put on a Bruce Lee posture, pulling his throat and shouting: "Ada~~"

Everyone sneered, closed the door, and pulled out the slinger from their waists and shook it away, and the African version of Bruce Lee immediately bent his legs, knelt on the ground and said, "Don't slap your face." ”

The crowd ignored him, rushed up and beat him fatly, and the black man cowered on the ground, and did not howl, but only protected the vital parts, and it seemed that he was also a character who was often beaten.

Seeing that the fight was almost over, Liu Ziguang slapped his face and said, "Okay, okay, stop, this black buddy, let's sit down and say, how did my box get into your hands?" ”

The black man was beaten all over his head, and his nose was bleeding, but he couldn't see it on his face, and when he heard Liu Ziguang's question, he was very single, and said in a mixture of Mandarin and vernacular: "Big man, it's all my fault, see that I made a mistake for the first time, just spare me, don't hand it over to the police." ”

Liu Ziguang asked: "Are you a smuggler?" ”

The black man nodded and said, "The visa has expired." ”

Liu Ziguang asked, "What's your name?" ”

The black man said, "My Chinese name is Chen Xin, and my English name is ......"

"Little Shenyang!" Someone interjected, and everyone laughed, and the black man laughed with a mouthful of white teeth, and said, "My English name is Martin." Obama. ”

Everyone laughed, and Bei Xiaoshuai scolded with a smile: "What about Obama, have you ever been the president of Africa?" ”

The black man said solemnly: "I have never been president, I am the prince of Western Sadamoya." ”

Everyone's stomach hurt when they laughed, and even Liu Ziguang laughed and said, "The prince still can't eat?" Want to steal? ”

The black man said, "I really didn't lie to you, my father was indeed a tribal chief in Western Sadamoya. ”

Liu Ziguang asked: "Then how many tribes and how many people do you have in Western Sadamaya?" ”

The Negro said: "Our country is a large population, rich in products, and vast in territory, consisting of more than a thousand tribes, with a total population of about half a million. ”

"Hahahaha" everyone was very happy, it turned out that the so-called prince was just the son of a village chief, and the whole country was not as big as Guangzhou.

Seeing everyone laughing, Martin Chen also grinned, wiped the blood on his nose, wiped the blood on his pants, Liu Ziguang threw over a pack of napkins, and asked him: "Then do you know that you are wrong now?" ”

Chen Martin said: "I know that I am wrong, I have deeply reviewed, I have not implemented the scientific concept of development, I have not kept pace with the times, I have destroyed the good situation of harmonious Guangzhou, destroyed the trust between people, and smeared the face of African compatriots." ”

Bei Xiaoshuai was overjoyed and asked, "Where did you learn this set?" ”

Chen Xin said: "The last time I was caught by the aunt of the neighborhood committee, they asked me to write a review that was the content. ”

Everyone laughed again, and Liu Ziguang asked again: "Anyway, you are also an international student, what did you study at that university?" ”

Martin Chen said: "I was training in Shanmu to study Chinese and computers, but then the school leaders were arrested and dropped out. ”

At this time, everyone was already laughing and speechless, this black uncle is really a living treasure, the bad feeling caused by stealing things to everyone has gradually weakened, Bei Xiaoshuai asked: "In the evening, were you chased by the public security?" ”

Martin Chen said: "With me, a group of African compatriots in our group rental were arrested, I ran to the top floor of the hotel, climbed down the drain, and saw that there were people living in your room, so I wanted to come in to find out if there was anything suitable for me, but the result was ......."

"Then open it up and see, is this thing suitable for you?" Bei Xiaoshuai pointed to the metal lockbox and teased.

"Don't dare."

"Let you open it, how can there be so much nonsense, the password is six 8s."

Martin Chen opened the lockbox, and was dumbfounded, his expression was quite exaggerated, because the box was stacked with neat toilet paper.