Chapter Twenty-Three: Immortals Fight Landlords

Every Thursday night is the unified activity time of the student union, and that night Chen Jie took Zhou Qihang to the playground, and Qin Yu and Wang Xiao also followed.

"You're clever enough to come up with such a idea." Zhou Qihang looked at He Ruoyun's figure not far away and said excitedly.

Chen Jie smiled and turned his head to look at Qin Yu: "My task has been completed, and the next thing is to see if Lao Qin's marriage line is not strong."

"Just kidding, how can the marriage line opened by a high-ranking monk not work!" Qin Yu said very confidently.

Chen Jie pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "When will the senior monk still be a matchmaker......

At the beginning of the game, under Cai Jin's arrangement, Zhou Qihang got his wish and He Ruoyun were assigned to a group, originally the two of them only had to tie their feet on three legs, but Cai Jin was instructed by Chen Jie, and recommended that the hands were also tied together, which was conducive to increasing the difficulty of the game.

Just when Zhou Qihang was about to tie the hands of the two together with the marriage line, He Ruoyun's mobile phone suddenly rang, and he answered the phone and said that there was an urgent matter in the dormitory, and then left in a hurry, leaving Zhou Qihang, who had a dull expression, stunned in place.

"Handsome guy, your partner is gone, this game can't be played alone, or I'll be in a group with you."

Without waiting for Cai Jin to reassign, a fat girl with five big and three thick stepped forward with a smile, looking at the fat body, Zhou Qihang's face turned pale instantly.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Qin Yu was in a hurry, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called.

Hearing the mobile phone ringing, Zhou Qihang seemed to hear the life-saving bell, and without answering the connection, he held up the phone and said to the fat girl: "I...... I also have an urgent matter in my dormitory, so let's go first! ”

Leaving the playground, Zhou Qihang sat on the side of the road with a melancholy expression, and Qin Yu and the three sat next to him to accompany him.

"What do you think it's a phone call to undo all your efforts." Zhou Qihang said and sighed deeply: "Do you say that I am really destined for her?"

"Why is the eldest husband without a wife, if you want me to say, a stack of Huaxia coins in front of her is more useful than anything else." Wang Xiao said with chewing gum in his mouth.

Chen Jie smiled: "Don't talk about Huaxia coins, it's a question whether our four net worth can be stacked together for dark coins."

"You say, if He Ruoyun is a gold worshipper, wouldn't Lao Zhou's happiness be ruined?"

Qin Yu's words made the three of them stunned, and Chen Jie and Wang Xiao both turned their eyes to Zhou Qihang.

"It should ...... Probably not. ”

Zhou Qihang hadn't thought about this issue before, and his tone was not very sure at the moment.

"What's not, it's hard to draw dragons and tigers, you don't know your heart, the more good-looking girls are, the more careful you have to be!" Chen Jie said earnestly.

Wang Xiao smiled: "It's nothing to worship money at all, I'm afraid that you, an honest man, will be treated as a pick-up man."

Zhou Qihang was anxious when he heard this, and said loudly: "What's wrong with honest people, honest people digging people's ancestral graves?"

The four single dogs sat together and thought about it for a long time, Zhou Qihang said that it would be good if he could find someone to test He Ruoyun, so as not to be deceived by her beautiful appearance, this heavy responsibility would undoubtedly fall on Qin Yu.

"Although Lao Qin's height is not enough, his face is passable, white and clean like a girl."

"If you are not tall enough, the hairstyle is to make up, the hairstyle is not high enough, and the shoes are taller!"

Looking at Chen Jie and Wang Xiaopin's arguments, Qin Yu couldn't wait to slap these two goods away.

"Since you want to test whether she worships money, you first have to package Lao Qin as a rich son, but if you look at him like this, he is at most a KTV young master."

Glancing at Zhou Qihang, Qin Yu got up and straightened a copycat brand-name sportswear for fifty yuan, raised his head and said, "This young man has his own young master buff, you will see it tomorrow!"

Returning to the dormitory to hide in the toilet, Qin Yu drank a bottle of height enhancement liquid, swallowed another detoxification pill, and waited for tomorrow morning to become rich and handsome.

Coming out of the toilet, Zhou Qihang looked at Qin Yu twice, and said with a hippie smile: "Lao Qin's appearance, even if he can't find a job after graduation, he won't be hungry if he finds a rich woman to support him."

Qin Yu's facial features are not bad, the detoxification pill not only discharges toxins from the body, but also reduces the melanin on the body surface a lot, the blackhead acne marks disappear, a white cover a hundred ugliness, and the qualifications of the little white face gradually appear.

was teased as a little white face, Qin Yu immediately retorted with righteous words: "Lao Tzu would rather laugh on the bicycle than cry in the BMW!" ”

"Come on, you!" Chen Jie sat on the chair and cocked Erlang's legs and hummed and said: "If you want to cry in the BMW, I guess you don't have a chance, it's not difficult to cry under the BMW, if you want to, you can try it on the road, maybe you can earn some medical expenses."

Laughing twice, Wang Xiao took the opportunity to make up for it: "Maybe it's not just medical expenses, maybe it's funeral expenses."

After staying with the three tasteless guys for a long time, Qin Yu's mouth also became sharp, and he opened his mouth and said: "Okay, you rabbit cub, your father and I fed you with a handful of and urine, and now you actually curse me to death!"

Finally won a difficult game in the battle of words, Qin Yu lay down on the bed satisfied, grabbed his mobile phone and entered the Heavenly Court to take out, wanting to see if there was anything new.

The first place is still the splendid fish village, and the latest comment comes from Lu Dongbin, one of the Eight Immortals.

"I have nothing to do all day, I have no taste for dinner, and the more boring this day is......"

Think about it, can you not be bored if you waste thousands of years of time?

Qin Yu suddenly felt that when an immortal has an infinite lifespan, his life is too dull compared to that of mortals, there is no Internet and no games, if he stays in the god realm for a year and a half, it is estimated that he will be idle.

"Heavenly Court doesn't have electricity and network, and it's useless to send computer game consoles to it, so what's the easiest thing to pass the time?" Qin Yu put his hands behind his head and pondered.

Below Chen Jie QQ fighting landlords are playing hard, and from time to time there are prompts sounding.

"Double!"

"Don't double it!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"Hurry up, I'll be thankful for the flowers!"

Listening to the voice, Qin Yu's mind flashed with inspiration, electrical appliances need electricity, but playing cards are not used, and the rules are simple and easy to use, three or four people can play all day together, the more they play, the more addictive they become, it is simply the best weapon to kill time.

Finding a deck of pokers in the drawer, Qin Yu climbed into bed and sent a message back to Lu Dongbin.

"Knowing that the life of the Pure Yangzi Daoist is very empty, this immortal has come to offer a thing, which will definitely solve the worries of the Daoist."

Chunyangzi is Lu Dongbin's Dao name, Lu Dongbin is his name in the mortal world, after ascending to the god realm, most of the immortals are commensurate with the Dao name, although Qin Yu is not a god with a red root, but after watching so many mythological TV series, the basic common sense is still understood, so as not to make low-level mistakes in the title.

A spiritual light flew into the top of his head, and Lu Dongbin, who was drinking with Zhang Guolao, put down the wine glass in his hand, and pinched his fingers with words in his mouth, but he didn't count anything, and asked in surprise in his heart: "Who is Daoyou, can you show up and see it?" ”

"Show up? The concubine can't do it! Muttering in his heart, Qin Yu replied: "There is no need to show up, this Immortal Dao number is Luoyu." ”

"It turned out to be a friend of Luoyu Daoyou, who has been famous for a long time! The ID card policy provided by Daoyou for Erlang Zhenjun has played a major role in maintaining the order of the Earth Immortal Realm, and Daoyou has immeasurable merits! ”

After being a copycat immortal for a period of time, Qin Yu completely entered the role, pretending to be modest and responding: "Being able to contribute to the heavenly court is really a blessing for Luo Yu, and the merits are immeasurable." ”

"Daoyou said before that there is something that can solve the worries of the immortals, I don't know what it is?" Lu Dongbin asked with curiosity.

Back to the topic, Qin Yu turned his mobile phone to take pictures, and with the click of the shutter, the playing cards on the quilt disappeared.

"The name of this thing is called playing cards, a total of fifty-four ......"

Qin Yu briefly talked about the most common ways to play, fighting the landlord, fried golden flowers, running fast, etc., and told him the system prompt sound of the happy landlord, such as don't go, the decisive battle until dawn, and so on.

Unwrapping the playing cards, Lu Dongbin cast a small spell on the cards, and fifty-four poker cards floated in mid-air.

"What is this?" Zhang Guolao was also attracted.

Lu Dongbin repeated the rules of the game that Qin Yu said, and began to shuffle the cards in mid-air, and then his gesture changed slightly, and the disrupted pokers were restacked together.

"Sounds like a bit of fun, why don't we try it?" Zhang Guo was moved.

The two conjured up a stone table and tried to play two games to run fast.

Halfway through the second game, Zhang Guolao stopped and said: "Interesting is interesting, but only two people play, can calculate each other's cards, why don't you call He Xiangu and them?" ”

"Just what I want!"

After a while, the eight immortals gathered, and a deck of cards was divided into the hands of eight people, with an average of less than seven cards per person, so Lu Dongbin cast a spell and conjured up another deck, and the eight immortals were divided into two groups to play.

Seeing that after the playing cards were sent to the god realm, Lu Dongbin lost his voice, Qin Yu was too lazy to wait, put his mobile phone aside and fell asleep.

When he got up the next day, the first thing Qin Yu did was to measure his height, and unexpectedly increased his height to more than one meter seventy-five, and the increase in height made his body proportions look more perfect.

Due to the detoxification once, the effect of taking the detox pill this time is not as significant as the last time, only a thin layer of gray stains oozing out of the skin.

The difference from the previous one is that this time not only the face is stained, but there is oil discharge from the neck to the chest, and the effect of the detox pill last time was mainly on the face, but this time it has been expanded to the chest.

After taking a shower, Qin Yu walked to Zhou Qihang's bed and pushed him: "Wake up, wake up." ”

The latter opened his eyes in a daze, saw that the sky was gray, turned sideways and muttered: "It's still early, don't bother me to sleep beautifully." ”

"The beauty of the family is called beauty sleep, and your bun face is at most called back to the cage sleep." Qin Yu shook his head, sat on the edge of his bed and shouted loudly, "Do you still want me to test He Ruoyun?" ”

As soon as he heard He Ruoyun's name, Zhou Qihang jumped up like a burning buttocks, and after a while, he sat down helplessly and said: "I think about it, but no matter how you look at it, you have nothing to do with Brother Gongzi." ”

"Buddha relies on gold clothes and people rely on clothes, I will go out for a while, and when I come back, I will be sure to blind your 24K titanium alloy dog eyes, you first go to find out where He Ruoyun is going to haunt today, and when I come back, we will add it up."

After speaking, Qin Yu's suit coat went out.