Chapter 266: The Great Immortal Who Broke Things
Chapter 266: The Great Immortal Who Broke Things
Zhang Cuilian looked at Shao Hua's innocent and puzzled face funny, and couldn't help but roll her eyes in front of her, and the corners of her mouth were not stingy.
Shao Hua didn't feel anything when he saw this, and before Zhang Cuilian got married, she still had the courage to shout a few words at others. Since she got married, she has become more and more confident, and she has become more and more depressed, and she has long lost the ability to show her teeth and claws.
"You think they can sympathize with you? It's not like I'm laughing at you behind my back, and then I go around promoting it and adding a little bit of talking points! Zhang Cuilian's words made Shao Hua not know what to say for a while, and felt that the reality was really like this. It was a bit embarrassing to leave with a high profile at the beginning, and then come back a few months later.
Zhang Cuilian frowned: "Don't think about how others envy you, think about being realistic first." When you go home, you can clean up the house inside and out, and what kind of luck can you have with the leather pieces you make? Is it buried in the house, can there be good feng shui? The God of Wealth wanders around your house, and he doesn't stay in that environment when he sees it! ”
Regarding Zhang Cuilian's fallacy, Zhang Guangfu nodded again and again, not even daring to say half a word.
It was easy for the family of three to leave, and Dong Lihua came out of the kitchen with two dirty clothes. While pinching his clothes, he twisted his eyebrows and wrinkled his nose, and said with great disgust: "Oh, there are lice on this clothes." Throw it away, it's better to let that thing bite the child. ”
However, things are not as simple as Zhang Cuilian thought, this family of three only needs to close their mouths and clean the house and outside the house when they go back. Zhang Cuijun stopped introspection and introspection, and she, as a sister, would not be so unkind. Where can't you find him a job?
I didn't expect this family to go back, and it was not as beautiful as I thought at the beginning. First of all, Zhang Guangyou and Liu Guifen from the uncle's house next door came to take a look, but they didn't expect Zhang Guangyou's mouth to be so broken and told many people.
The parents who were originally deceived by Zhang Cuijun and the neighbors who came to see the excitement came to their house to hear what was going on.
In this era, there is no such thing as MLM, and everyone does not know so much. Zhang Cuijun hid in his grandparents' house and refused to come out, Zhang Guangfu pretended to be deaf and dumb and just didn't understand. But Shao Hua himself forgot Zhang Cuilian's explanation and couldn't wait to explain all the details clearly. A sigh of grievance and worry gushed out of her mouth, and there were some things she saw and heard from north to south.
These women who came to see the excitement wished that they had been to so many places, and they heard so fresh that they forgot to go home.
When it was dark, someone came to the house and called the women to come home and cook. They reluctantly walked home, chatting as they went: "Oh, it's good to go out and see the world." ”
"Uh-huh! This old Mrs. Zhang can say this, I knew that I would stay at this time and grab the hair and put it in my shoulder pocket! ”
"Oh my mother, it's still hairy. You broken mouth, why is it so damaged! Hahaha! (Mao: melon seeds; Shoulder pocket: Clothes and trouser pockets
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They said as they walked, but they didn't notice that Zhang Cuijun didn't know where to run out of the side path. Hearing these words, his face was gloomy, and he waited for a few of them to walk over with a grin before sneaking out.
When he returned home, he pushed open the door and didn't enter the house, so he yelled at Shao Hua inside. When he entered the house, he saw that there were still guests in the house, and he was looking him up and down curiously.
Zhang Cuijun is too lazy to call people, anyway, now the big guys know what kind of virtue they are. Broken jars, broken and broken, love what's wrong. He slammed the door of his room shut, and Shao Hua, who was watching, smiled awkwardly at the guest: "He's in a bad mood now, hey, who can feel good about this!" ”
The mother-in-law next to her glanced noncommittally at the door, lowered her voice and said to Shao Hua: "Second Aunt Zhang, I don't think it's right for me to look at your kid." ”
Shao Hua was shocked, and the woman in front of him obviously had other words. And with her limited life experience, if you think about it, it must not be a good thing.
"I wonder if your son is recruiting something, something is not right. Why don't you find someone to take a look? After the woman finished speaking, Shao Hua felt a chill down her spine, and she didn't even dare to think about it. Asked directly: "Where can I find this master?" ”
The woman thought for a while and said with a smile: "There is an old lady over there in Wangtun, but she is amazing. Why don't you go and see her? ”
Shao Hua frowned: "Can it work?" Is it possible? ”
The mother-in-law pushed Shao Hua, and her eyes were bright: "What's not okay, there is a man in the family who went out late on July 15 and didn't go home until late." I started sneezing when I came back, and I started doing it at home. Later, the old lady went to the store and met her, and when she walked over, she shouted: Why are you here, you are not afraid of your son's life? ”
Shao Hua shuddered with fright: "Huh? It's so scary, but what about later? ”
The woman said: "Later, the man suddenly spoke in a shrill voice, and it turned out to be his mother's movements. His wife said that this son was not filial, and his daughter-in-law did not give him ingots but gave them ingots to others. ”
It turned out that before July 15, the man's daughter-in-law helped the neighbor fold gold ingots with gold paper. But he only burned ordinary paper money in his own house, so he recruited his mother-in-law to be his man.
Shao Hua didn't know if her son had recruited something dirty, but she knew that her son was definitely abnormal. Since there is someone to show the way, then the dead horse should be used as a live horse doctor.
Early the next morning, Shao Hua followed the mother-in-law to Wangtun and invited the big fairy to come to the house. When she got home, she didn't dare to explain it to her son, although she didn't believe it in her heart.
After entering the house, the big fairy sat on the kang, and Shao Hua eagerly poured water for her and put fruit on it. After that, Da Xian'er lit a cigarette, blew a breath, and suddenly began to roll her eyes and tremble.
I don't know who I'm talking to and what kind of language I'm talking to. After that, the conversation changed and began to ask Shao Hua a question: "Your family is not such a kid, right?" ”
Shao Hua nodded again and again: "I still have a daughter!" ”
The big fairy rolled her eyes and said, "That girl in your family should be very powerful, and you are not very good to her." ”
Shao Hua nodded as if he had seen a fairy: "I'm a bit patriarchal, and I gave her away when I was a child." But now we're good, my daughters are married. ”
The big fairy nodded: "Your daughter has a prosperous husband and luck, and she is a blessed one." You'll have to rely on your daughter in the future, she's the kind of person who can't take care of you, but how to say it. Your daughter pays for the kind of person your son contributes. ”
Shao Hua looked surprised: "So, can I still use my daughter?" ”
"Your daughter is a blessing in your life, and you can only live well if you have a good relationship with her. You know? ”
Shao Hua glanced at Zhang Guangfu, and made up his mind that no matter what happened to Zhang Cuilian in the future, he didn't care. Since Da Xian'er can say it so accurately, it can be seen that this is all true.
After that, the big fairy said again: "That, this son of your family can't do it." He was subjected to a female ghost, and the two old and young people wrapped around him were not good things. ”
As soon as these words came out, Shao Hua was so frightened that his legs were limp and sat on the ground, but Zhang Guangfu was calm: "Then why didn't I see anything wrong with him?" ”
The big fairy snorted coldly: "What can you see?" You don't have much success in this life, and I won't talk about some things, so you can go on your own. ”
He lowered his head and squinted his eyes to look at Shao Hua, who fell to the ground: "There is a woman from the south, and I look at the clothes that are worn to the south." Why, where did you come from? You went to the south? ”
When Shao Hua heard this, he was immediately afraid of Da Xian'er's side, hugged her thigh and shouted: "Living immortals, you have been right." We just came back from the south, and I don't know what happened to my son for two months. It's not like it used to be. ”
"Yes!" The big fairy nodded, and muttered disapprerovitically: "There are two female ghosts on the upper body of the ghost, this is a lack of spirit." Fortunately, you knew me earlier, and your family will prepare a coffin in half a month. ”
Even Zhang Guangfu didn't dare to slack off now, and he lived for half a lifetime and easily raised this son. is still counting on this child to support himself, how scary it is to almost burp a fart.
Zhang Cuijun listened to the movement next door, and couldn't help but open the door and walk in. Seeing her mother holding a dry old lady like an old tree root, his father also lowered his head and had no energy.
Zhang Cuijun heard what they said next door just now, and he didn't want to come in and expose the old lady's tricks. But now it won't come out, it's too rampant.
Isn't the fat woman next to her the ugly woman who came to the house yesterday, she lives on this street, and she doesn't know anything about their house?
She only needs to tell this magic stick in advance, and of course the old lady can pinch it.
"Hey, I ask you. Didn't you say that I have two female ghosts, you can tell me. Where have we been, the south is so big, you can tell me a place! Seeing the hostility on Zhang Cuijun's face, his mouth was not clean and he said a few dirty words.
Shao Hua was so frightened that his back was soaked, and he hurriedly apologized to the old lady: "That aunt, oh, it's not a big fairy." Don't be like our kids, he doesn't understand anything. I know, just tell me, how to break it. ”
The old lady waved her hand: "Hmph, I don't know what you little goblins are going to do?" I don't need you to go up there and wait until I accept you! ”
The old lady took out a piece of talisman paper from her bosom, dipped it in a little saliva, and muttered that she didn't know what spell she had said. stepped forward and stuck it on Zhang Cuijun's forehead, Zhang Cuijun was disgusted and disgusted and pushed and wanted to take it down.
was pulled by Zhang Guangfu and Shao Hua, and the old lady stood between the two and muttered something: "Heaven and earth are spiritual, Taishang Laojun will soon appear." Female ghost, where are you running! ”
She pressed Zhang Cuijun's Heavenly Spirit Gai with one hand, and pinched Zhang Cuijun's lower abdomen with the other hand. Zhang Cuijun, who was in pain, screamed, he wanted to raise his foot and kick the old lady away, but he might as well be saved by someone behind him.
Zhang Cuijun was attacked by four people from front to back, left and right, and could only scold that the old lady was a magic stick. But the old lady worked hard in her hands, and while pretending to recite the incantation, she pinched the soft flesh on Zhang Cuijun's stomach to death. Zhang Cuijun, who was in pain, broke out in a cold sweat, and then the old lady withdrew. ordered the husband and wife to lock Zhang Cuijun into the house and lock the door.
"What's going on? Big fairy? Shao Hua saw that his son really had some effect, and he was in pain when he didn't do anything just now. It seems that Da Xian'er is really a bit of a skill!
"I sent the young ghost away, but the old one is too powerful. I also have to go home and get ready, otherwise my life will be in jeopardy! The old lady was "tired" and collapsed on the kang, leaning against the kang cabinet and only panting.
"Don't believe me, you wait for me to go. Somewhere on your child's body, there must be a bruise. That's the trace left by that old ghost, hey, I've been walking the rivers and lakes for so many years. It's the first time I've encountered such a ghost! ”