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[189] Counterfeit money

After school in the evening, I rode a small motorcycle and went back to Chenyang's house first. I arrived before them, and I smoked a few cigarettes inside. I heard someone laughing and scolding the street in the corridor, I don't want to know it, it must be that the 3 wild children are back, they are too unqualified, and they are making a lot of noise in the corridor. Like me, I would never do anything like that. No wonder we are often complained, and the people in the property are familiar with us.

As expected, the door opened, and the three of them came in in order, and the first thing I saw was Xiao Chao, with a stuffy face, a look of unhappiness, I still wondered, what was going on, at this time Chenyang and Brother Xu also came back, and the two of them laughed vigorously. kept laughing, and it was looking at Xiao Chao laughing. Xiao Chao didn't reply, so he sat next to me sullenly and watched TV with me.

I patted Xiao Chao and said, "Look at your virtue, it's the same as your mother lost a hundred yuan, what did they do to you, tell me, brother is in charge of you." ”

Xiao Chao glanced at me, ignored me, and I turned to Chenyang and Brother Xu, "What's wrong with him, you two laugh at him like this." "As a result, I didn't expect that Chen Yang and Brother Xu also ignored me, just a strong laugh. I wondered. What are people laughing at?

I thought about it, and suddenly laughed too, haha laugh, I laughed with Brother Xu and them, it doesn't matter if I laugh, they don't laugh anymore.

Xiao Chao pushed me next to him, "You laugh at you, what are you ridiculous about?" ”

"What is so ridiculous about me, I am also breaking the law by laughing, I am willing to laugh, do you care?"

"Yes, I don't care, stupid than a child, you see others laughing, you laugh too, you know Mao, you laugh."

"I don't care if I know or not, I just want to laugh, do you care?"

Xiao Chao hadn't spoken yet, but Brother Xu followed and said, "That's it, I agree, Liu'er, you said you know a hair, and you laugh along." ”

"I don't know, I can guess what he does without thinking about it."

"Just blow it. I'd like to know when you'll stop blowing. Brother Xu said.

I looked up at Brother Xu, "Grass, what the hell is fresh, Xiao Chao is not going to donate blood for free." And then I tried to get in touch with you for a long time. Right. ”

Chen Yang patted me, "I'm grass, you're god." Ha ha. ”

I glanced at Chen Yang with contempt, "What's the matter?" Grass, it's hard to live with me? ”

Chen Yang patted me on the shoulder again, "I said Liu'er, really, you just guessed half right." ”

"What else can he have new, or which girl he chased was rejected, or how to brag and expose, that's what he does."

Brother Xu and Chenyang ignored me, and continued to laugh there, and the more they laughed, the more they laughed, I couldn't figure it out, what was ridiculous, and I didn't pick up the money.

Anyway, I didn't laugh, I looked at Chenyang in wonder, "Why do you say, I only guessed half right?" What about the other half? What is the other half? ”

Chen Yang smiled, "Actually, the other half, you guessed it right, but it didn't get in touch with each other." ”

I glanced at Chenyang, "What do you mean?" Don't be mysterious, say it."

Brother Xu took over the conversation, "Do you want to know?" I'll tell you if you want to know. But for dinner, you have to go out and buy it. A few of us were reluctant to leave. ”

Before I could answer, Xiao Chao took over, "Isn't it okay for me to buy it?" Don't tell Liu'er, you two keep it a secret for me, the cigarettes are given to you, what do you two want to do, I'm grass, I tortured me all the way just now, I said, let's just do it, Brother Xu, Brother Chenyang"

As soon as I heard it, I laughed, "I'm grass, he's called his brother, what's the matter, what a good cigarette, come, come, don't talk nonsense first, take out the cigarette for everyone to smoke first." ”

Brother Xu kicked me, "You're in a hurry, I thought about it, I still can't let you buy it, I have to let Xiao Chao buy it, or he doesn't have a long memory, and he always follows Chenyang with me." yes, Chenyang. After Brother Xu finished speaking, he looked at Chenyang again.

Chen Yang smiled: "That's a must." ”

Xiao Chao stood up, "Brother Chenyang, don't say it, okay." I grass. It's forcing me to be anxious. ”

Chen Yang shook his head, "No, I have to tell Liu'er about this, so that he can share our happiness." You are anxious to try, I think Liu'er, must be happy to help us together, the three of us are hand-in-hand, you are in a hurry, it is useless for you to be anxious. I'll be able to tie with you myself, stay honest, don't get stuck."

I quickly stood up and pulled Chenyang, "Say, say, what's going on." I'm going to buy it, I'm going to buy it. ”

Chen Yang smiled, "No, you don't need to buy it this time, just let the stupid Xiaochao buy it, and I'm going to be happy to death today." ”

"What the hell is going on, hurry up, don't lose people's appetites."

Chen Yang helped me, "Selling blood, you know, didn't we sell it, he didn't want to sell it himself, it doesn't matter if he sells it himself, he doesn't want to pull us to sell with him, we don't want to sell, and we don't want him to sell, I told him for a long time, he didn't listen, he just had to sell, but after selling, before the school didn't pay money, he was more than bragging with us, the calf. ”

Brother Xu took Chen Yang's words: "But the moment the money was distributed, we all began to laugh at him, and we were happy enough, and we lost him for a long time, so that he didn't listen to us, and had to sell, so he scolded me and Brother Xu, and after scolding the two of us, he told the two of us to buy Great China, and told us." After buying Great China, don't give us a smoke, let us watch, I heard it with Chenyang, no, this has to surround him, you can't smoke Great China, so I started to say good things to him, and talked for a long time, but he just didn't do it. ”

I interrupted Brother Xu, "That's it?" It's also a thing, what did I think? ”

Chen Yang kicked me, "Go, go, go, don't make trouble, you listen carefully." Later, the three of us came out together after school, Brother Xu and I called this calf little brother Chao Ge, opened a Chao brother, closed a Chao brother, he just didn't do it, he had to hold grudges, he had to buy his own Great China, he smoked it himself, he didn't give us a smoke, let us know the consequences of laughing at him, and the three of us went to the commissary, he directly asked the boss for Great China, he took Great China over, and didn't give anyone money, he opened the cigarette directly, lit one by himself, and made a very pretending action, After lighting it, he took out a Great China from it and asked me if Brother Xu and I wanted to smoke it. I thought at the time, I can tell this calf something good, how to say that he also sold blood in exchange, so I said Brother Xiaochao, we have a good relationship, just give us a draw. ”

After saying this, Chen Yang patted me on the shoulder: "Guess what's wrong with this stupid bi?" ”

I glanced at Chenyang, "He didn't smoke it for you, he smoked it himself, right?" I smiled.

Chen Yang slapped the table, "Grass, if this is the case, the two of us don't have to hurt him so much, tell you, as a result, this pen directly pinched the cigarette in half, and then smiled at us, and told us not to give, saying that we laughed at him for so long He will definitely not give us smoke, see if we will laugh at him in the future, and then throw away the two halves of the cigarette, I grass is more than two dollars." ”

"If you two don't fight him, use force"

"Don't make trouble, and then listen to me, can you not beat him? Then Brother Xu gave me a look, and the two of us were about to use force, but at this time, the boss of the commissary spoke, and the boss said to us, young man, give money first. You guys are messing around with the money, hehe. After the boss finished speaking, Xiao Chao smiled at us, and then took out the 100 and handed it to the boss. The boss took the money and checked it from the money detector in his shop, and guess what you heard? Gotcha, don't guess, let me tell you, those words are so enjoyable, I heard, I'm sorry, this one of yours is a counterfeit currency. ”

Brother Xu interrupted Chenyang, "You will rest, I will continue to talk to Liu." "Brother Xu turned his head at me after he finished speaking" We didn't react at first, but the boss of the commissary put the money in it and checked it, or the same thing, and then Xiao Chao didn't believe it, saying that this was just issued by the school, how could it be fake. The boss doesn't want to live or die. I took the small money detector he sold and checked it, and in the end it was fake, I was happy with Brother Xu, but this stupid person was more than 40 yuan, not enough money for the box of Great China, he turned his head to look at me and Brother Xu, the two of us tacitly understood, turned around and was about to leave, this stupid calf came up and begged the two of us, begged for a long time and gave me Great China, and apologized to us for a long time, I gave him 20 yuan, let him settle the account, and the boss came out, for fear that he would run away and almost amuse us to death. “

After Chen Yang's words were finished, he took out a box of Great China from his clothes, put it on the table, come, smoke one, I took out one, lit it, took a sip hard, exhaled and spit on Xiao Chao's face, "Haha, evil will be rewarded." Deserve. I deserve it, go, go buy food, if I buy it, I won't have your share of it. If you don't have any money, I'm going to ask you Brother Chenyang or Brother Xu. ”

After listening to this, Xiao Chao scolded me: "I'll grass your uncle." When he was done, he pounced on me.

I was mentally prepared when I said that, so the moment he pounced on me, I shouted at Chenyang, "You two look at it, I'm grass, he did this to you just now" and then I fought with Xiao Chao together, Brother Xu and Chen Yang were really interesting, and they started directly, the three of us wrote off Xiao Chao twice, and he lost his temper when he beat him directly, and finally forced Xiao Chao to buy food together. After Xiao Chao left, I pondered. This school is really ruthless, and it actually sends out counterfeit money, which really pities our little chao.

During the dinner at night, although it was a box lunch, but it was also comfortable to eat, during this period, Xiao Chao also wanted to draw Great China, Brother Xu and Chen Yang just didn't let him smoke, Xiao Chao as long as he dared to be anxious, the three of us would work together to eliminate him, this feeling, it was really quite comfortable.