Chapter 70: Teasing Director Li
Li Fa's wail resounded throughout the director's office, and its terrible situation can be imagined.
This feeling of being pricked in the ass by a cactus is not ordinary pain, but very painful! Those who have not tried this taste will never be able to understand Li Fa's pain now.
"Xiao Yunyun, why are you still stunned? Why don't you hurry up and help me get this damn cactus out of the way? Li Fa wailed and cast a look of help at He Yun.
I don't know why, no matter how hard Li Fa tried, he couldn't pull out the cactus ball stuck in his buttocks? This pot of cactus balls is like an iron clamp, clamping him tightly, making him crazy!
Just now, Li Mingming saw that there was nothing on the Taipan chair, but, for some reason, when he sat down, there was suddenly a pot of cactus?
At first, He Yun was also quite puzzled, today, she had worked in this office for so long, and she had never seen a cactus ball on Long Jun's large desk.
However, the cactus ball that had always been placed on Long Jun's desk fell on the Taipan chair for no reason, which is really rare.
Later, when He Yun saw a person hiding at the door of the office and kept signaling her not to make a fuss, she finally understood what was going on.
He Yun walked behind Li Fa's buttocks, and while pretending to be serious about helping him pull out the cactus ball, he secretly snickered, almost laughing out loud.
"Director Li, why did this pot of cactus balls clamp you so tightly, I can't pull it out at all!" He Yun just tried it pretending at first, but later, he increased his strength, but he still couldn't pull out the cactus.
"Who the hell are you so immoral that you dare to put a cactus ball on a chair?" Li Fa screamed in pain, and turned his head to look at He Yun.
He Yun spread his hands and said, "It's none of my business, really, you also saw it just now, there is nothing on the Taipan chair at all!" ”
"Yes, Lao Tzu also saw it, there was nothing on the chair at all." Li Fa endured the pain and wailed: "Don't let go, hurry up and find a way to help me pull it out!" ”
"I'm sorry, Director Li, I really can't pull it out." He Yun blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Why don't I go and call someone to come over to help!" ”
"No, never!" Li Fa's face changed in fright, and he hurriedly spoke to stop He Yun.
Such a humiliating thing, if it is seen by too many people, then his ugly thing will become a good story of the whole company, and Li Fa does not want to become the laughing stock of others.
At this moment, Yang Mei appeared silently outside the door of the director's office, only to see her cough lightly and said, "Long Jun, why are you sneaking out of the door?" ”
Hearing this, Li Fa screamed in fright, and quickly turned around to see what was going on. I saw Long Junzheng walking out of the corner of the door with a smile, holding his back hand and looking at Li Fa playfully.
In fact, Long Jun had already returned to the company, and the reason why he was not in a hurry to enter the director's office was because he wanted to punish this despicable and shameless director Li Fa Li.
That's right, when Li Fa didn't sit in the executive chair, there was indeed nothing on the executive chair.
Just now, in order to punish Li Fa, Long Jun took advantage of the moment when he sat down on the executive chair, quickly used his strength, and moved the cactus ball placed on the office desk to the executive chair as quickly as lightning flashing, so Li Fa was hit.
The so-called sins made by heaven are still self-inflicted, and self-inflicted sins cannot be lived! This prank was made by Long Jun!
"Little Charming!" Long Jun coughed lightly and said, "Oh no, Mr. Yang, why are you here too?" Could it be that you want to watch Director Li perform the stunt of cactus ball piercing his ass? ”
"Not as boring as you." Yang Meiqiang couldn't help but laugh, and pretended to be serious: "What do you see, why don't you hurry up and help Director Li pull out the cactus?" ”
Long Jun nodded, walked to Li Fa's side, and said with a smile: "Director Li, do you need help?" ”
"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore, ...... it" Li Fa screamed in pain, and when he saw Long Jun coming over to help, he naturally couldn't ask for it!
"Are you sure you need my help?" Long Jun blinked his eyes and said jokingly: "I have a lot of energy, aren't you afraid of pain?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm not afraid of pain, you can help quickly!" Li Fa was about to go crazy, and now he didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly said: "As long as you can pull out the cactus ball, no matter what method you use and how much strength you use, it's no problem." ”
"Are you sure?" As if he was selling something, Long Jun deliberately hung it up and sold it.
"Sure, sure, I'm sure!" Li Fa was so anxious that he was about to cry.
"Director Li, you have to endure the pain, don't scream, ha!" Long Jun held the flower pot with both hands, posed as if he was already working hard, and shouted while pulling it out, "Hurry, hurry, come out!" ”
However, after pulling it for a long time, there was still no effect. He Yun, who was watching silently from the side, couldn't help laughing, and even Yang Mei, who had always been as cold as frost, couldn't help laughing.
"Damn! Did you pull it out? Li Fa said impatiently: "You use a little harder, okay?" ”
"Okay, no problem!" Long Jun let go of his right hand, did not pull out the backhand, and slapped his palm on the bottom of the flower pot, only to hear a snap, and the cactus ball stabbed deeply into Li Fa's ass again, this time, it was even deeper than just now.
"Whew!" Li Fa screamed in pain: "Long Jun, what are you doing?" Do you want to murder? ”
"Ahem, I'm sorry, I wanted to shoot a little looser and then pull it out, but unexpectedly, the more I shoot, the deeper I shoot." Long Jun pretended to be embarrassed and slapped the bottom of the flower pot.
"Don't shoot, don't shoot, pull it out quickly!" At this time, Li Fa wanted to kill Long Jun.
"Okay, no problem!" Long Jun laughed evilly, and while grabbing the flower pot tightly with both hands, he flew up and kicked directly at Li Fa's ass.
Syllable!
After a muffled sound, Li Fa's entire body was kicked forward by Long Jun and flew straight away, and finally, he fell heavily on the sofa for guests.
Seeing this, He Yun couldn't stop laughing, and as for Yang Mei, she finally couldn't help laughing.
Like a hungry dog, Li Fa got up from the sofa in embarrassment, glaring at Long Jun viciously while tightly protecting his ass with his hands.
At the same time, he scolded in his heart: "You stinky boy, you are obviously deliberately playing tricks on Lao Tzu." Okay, good, good, stinky boy, you wait, when Lao Tzu finds the right opportunity, he will definitely take revenge today. ”
Long Jun pretended to look at the cactus ball with broken needles in pain, and said in great pain: "My cactus, the cactus I worked so hard to grow, why is it gone like this?" Alas......"
Hearing this, Li Fa wanted to kill Long Jun immediately, if it wasn't for Long Jun's cactus ball, how could he be hit?
He Yun coughed lightly and pretended to be kind and said: "Director Long, in fact, Director Li has no intention of hurting your cactus, so you don't remember the villain, forgive him!" ”