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Eat popsicles~Pull popsicles~No words~!

Eat popsicles~Pull popsicles~No words~!

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In the high-tide part, Du Xinghe added electric music to the guitar with a torn hoophone, and at the same time used another tearing voice to say a tongue-twisting afterword, and the rhythm was extremely irritable!

Chen Xi was about to explode when she heard it, and it felt more exciting than the vibrant music of the nightclub! Du Xinghe's ventriloquist is simply amazing! One person is better than the pomp and circumstance of a band! Even playing with accompaniment and singing without a little knock, it's like the North Pole!

Chen Xi shook her shoulders to Du Xinghe's rhythmic melody, and every time she took it with an accent, her little head would shake it, and her hair shook freely, quite rock-like.

Du Xinghe saw that Chen Xi was high again, and the yellow light kept flowing into his body, and he sang even more irritably-

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The fat man found that something was wrong, and he looked around and wanted to run~ What is the grandson, your uncle is here, I shouted~

"No", "No", we are just working and talking about a big deal~

We met during the day, and she said that she wanted to speculate in stocks, and I was teaching her some tricks~

This grandson began to talk about the interest on stocks, and I kicked him to the ground and shouted, you TMD~

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Eat the wire~pull the fence~I can really weave~!

Eat the wire~pull the fence~I can really weave~!

Eat the wire~pull the fence~I can really weave~!

Eat the wire~pull the fence~I can really weave~!

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I'm her boyfriend ~ I'm her fiancé ~ I'm her husband ~ I'm her baby ~

She came to Beijing on a green train~I took a plane to accompany her home to visit relatives~

She said that she would stay with me for the rest of her life~ She said that she would give me children~two children~

I'm going to kill you and feed the pigs~ I'm going to kill you and feed the pigs~ One person for two dogs~ I'm TMD~

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Eat steamed buns ~ latte flower rolls ~ I earned it ~!

Eat steamed buns ~ latte flower rolls ~ I earned it ~!

Eat steamed buns ~ latte flower rolls ~ I earned it ~!

Eat steamed buns ~ latte flower rolls ~ I earned it ~!

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Use the baseball bat ~ Hum haha hey ~!

Use the baseball bat ~ Hum haha hey ~!

Use the baseball bat ~ Hum haha hey ~!

Use the baseball bat ~ Hum haha hey ~!

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At the end of this song, "Short and Tight" naughtily introduced the classic phrase of Jay Chou's "Nunchuck", but replaced the nunchucks with baseball bats.

Du Xinghe hummed and hey four times before ending this peak ventriloquist performance.

Chen Xigao exploded, and gave Du Xinghe a thumbs up, two thumbs up. Praise: "Genius! I can't worship you enough, please take my knees...... And shirts! ”

Chen Xi wanted Du Xinghe to kneel, Du Xinghe's magic skills were so shocking to her, she directly knelt down on one knee and gave Du Xinghe the shirt she had just taken off.

Du Xinghe smiled and put Chen Xi's shirt on the sofa and rubbed his throat. said: "I'm also out of the way today, and I'm not usually so impatient. This song is tiring to sing. ”

"I can see it, your face is red, singing." Chen Xi asked Du Xinghe curiously: "Did you use the technique of Humai just now?" ”

Du Xinghe smiled: "It's more high-end than Humai." ”

Chen Xi exclaimed: "More high-end than Humai? ”

Du Xinghe smiled inwardly and said, "This is a stunt, I can't talk about it more." ”

Chen Xi nodded: "Understood!" Idol, sing me another song, my ears have been tickled by you, and I don't listen to your music. I don't feel comfortable anymore! “”

Du Xinghe drank a big sip of red wine, moistened his throat, and made himself a little more drunk, and said to Chen Xi: "It's okay for me to continue singing, but you have to put coins." ”

Chen Xi showed a little bit of flattery, his eyes picked Du Xinghe, and chuckled: "Coins again?" What do you want me to invest this time? ”

Du Xinghe pointed to the beige hot pants on Chen Xi's lower body: "It's weirdly tight, take it off." ”

"Take it off. You're afraid of you! ”

Chen Xi was very heroic and stood in front of Du Xinghe. deliberately turned around and objected his slender little waist and show back to Du Xinghe, and the two small buttocks that were collapsed by the beige hot pants were placed less than two meters in front of Du Xinghe's eyes.

Two long, straight pencil legs, smooth and naked, emitting a soft yellow glow. Such a mysterious charm is something Du Xinghe has never experienced.

Du Xinghe was a little warm-hearted, but he was not in a hurry to eat this piece of tofu, because he wanted to adjust Chen Xi's affection to the highest, so that he could completely squeeze out Chen Xi's energy.

Chen Xi deliberately turned his back to Du Xinghe. The sultry pulled his long hair behind his ears, turned his head, showed off his beautiful cheeks, misty and slightly drunk eyes, picked Du Xinghe, and unbuttoned his little hot pants in front of his waist with both hands.

With a naughty and ambiguous smile, Chen Xi snorted softly, inserted his thumb into the waistband of the loosened hot pants, slid to the sides of the waistband of the pants, and gently and slowly faded down an inch of the waistband, deliberately revealing the waist pattern lace of her small black underwear......

The back of Chen Xi's upper body sports vest is a cross design, and the two wide shoulder straps form an X shape in the center of her back, revealing her snow-white and red double blades, and also revealing her arrogant small waist. When she slowly faded her pants downward, her show arms, snow-white waist, and plump buttocks formed a very attractive structure, Du Xinghe had seen a lot of big scenes, and at this time he couldn't help but be a little hooked, you know, the Angelababy in front of him has been beautified by countless people's thoughts in the movie, and it is also an electric light-emitting version, which is a hundred times more moving than the Angelababy in reality! The charm is close to Fang Yajun!

Du Xinghe suppressed his urge to rush up, let himself be more steady, enjoy the light that swam from Chen Xi's body, and watched Chen Xi's seductive performance.

Chen Xi saw that she had done such a sexy action, Du Xinghe was unmoved, and she admired Du Xinghe even more, she smiled even more mischievously, and did not torture Du Xinghe's patience, so she took off her beige little hot pants to her thighs, revealing a translucent black tulle small nene. Her two glowing buttocks hold the black tulle very well and full, and the buttocks are smooth, soft and delicate, which is extremely attractive.

shook his little waist, inadvertently shook the two small buttocks, and shook the hot pants from the thighs to the calves, without bending over. Instead, he lifted his left foot and kicked his hot pants to the ground. Like dancing, Chen Xi turned around, showed his positive show to Du Xinghe without shyness, and said with a smile: "I put in coins, you should sing!" ”

Chen Xi's small inner interior is made of tulle, which is as light as silk stockings, but the front triangle area adopts a patch design with hollow embroidery, which seems to be visually transparent. But in fact, it is opaque, and her virgin land, Du Xinghe, is naturally invisible, but the light flowing from there is drifting towards Du Xinghe, which makes Du Xinghe feel fluttering, he knows that Chen Xi has been taken down by him, and he is just the last step.

Du Xinghe hugged the guitar and asked Chen Xi with a smile: "What else do you want to hear?" ”

Chen Xi energetically made a nunchucks move, and said expectantly: "You just sang hum hey at the end." Let's come to the first Chou Dong's "Nunchuck"! I'm going to listen to the remix accompaniment ventriloquist version! ”

"No problem." Du Xinghe made an OK gesture towards Chen Xi and flicked the guitar. I looked for a feeling, tuned my voice again, and entered the mixing mode.

Dong Chou's "Nunchuck" has set a lot of precedents in the Chinese music scene, and it is an extremely complex work from the style to the melody. At that time, he was mostly exposed to orthodox genre compositional styles. Chad was shocked when he heard Dong Chou's song "Nunchucks"! That's when he realized that music could still be played like this! Since then, he has thrown himself to the five bodies that Dong Chou admires. Only those who have truly practiced orthodox composition will understand the groundbreaking nature of "Nunchuck".

Even now, Du Xinghe still thinks that Dong Chou's "Nunchuck" is a classic among the classics in the Chinese music scene. Since this song, there is basically no work in the Chinese music scene that can open another genre, and it is a particularly backward feeling. Even now, this song "Nunchuck" still has a high avant-garde.

It's really a pity that there is only one Dong Chou in the Chinese music scene.

If there were a few more, the Chinese music scene would not have become as lifeless as it was later. Compared with the efficiency of the European and American music scene, which has repeatedly produced new talents, new works, and new styles, Chinese pop music, basically, can be said to be dead, and piracy has been completely stifled.

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The smell of smoke in the Iwayaki shop is pervasive~ Next door is the National Art Museum~

The mother in the shop, San~Judo, has three ~ paragraphs ~

The boss who teaches fist and foot martial arts ~ practice iron sand palm ~ play the Yang family gun ~

Hard foundation kung fu is the best at ~ will also be a golden bell cover iron cloth shirt ~

I am used to their sons~I have been exposed to them since I was a child~

What knives, guns and sticks~I'm all playing like that~

What weapon is the favorite ~ nunchuck soft strip steel ~

I want to go to Songshan, Henan ~ to learn Shaolin and Wudang ~

……

Chen Xi was conquered again by Du Xinghe's ventriloquist movie rap, Du Xinghe was as fast as Dong Chou said, or even faster! Because of the brute force current loading, Du Xinghe's mouth speed is definitely several grades faster than ordinary people, Chen Xi listened as if she had a motor installed in her body, and she couldn't sit down at all, just like in a nightclub, she jumped up with the huge melody and rhythm of Du Xinghe's pomp.

This kind of cheerful jump has the factor of drinking too much, but more than that, it is her surprise from the bottom of her heart! She never imagined that there would be such a bullish character in this world!

came to the chorus part, Chen Xi and Du Xinghe sang together-

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(What to do~What to do~) (Chen Xi asked)

Breathe and breathe and feel at ease~

(What to do~What to do~)

Qi Shen Dantian's palms opened

(What to do~What to do~)

Traveling thousands of miles a day is a sandbag~

It's not strange to fly the eaves and walk on the wall~ Come when you go~

……

Du Xinghe saw that Chen Xiyue was out, and the more light energy flowed out, he became very excited. He found that this naked girl with a pair of slender straight legs showing off wildly, it seemed that she didn't have to do it, and she could explode with music! This shows that she still has a bit of musical talent, at least the musicality is very good, in his super fast rhythm, Chen Xi can cut in perfectly and sing with him, which makes him very interested.

Although his cheeks were a little tired, Du Xinghe was ignited with the desire to sing, and he continued to perform with faster speech speed and electronic rhythm remixes.

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A ~ horse steps forward ~ a left hook ~ right hook ~ A sentence that the person who provokes me is in danger~

Repeated over and over again ~A cigarette I don't smoke~

It's been around for years~It's always around~

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(What to do~What to do~) (Chen Xi)

I opened the second pulse of Ren Du~

(What to do~What to do~)

The sign of the sick man of East Asia~

(What to do~What to do~)

I've kicked it away~

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Hum~

Use nunchucks quickly~Hmph, haha, hey~

Use nunchucks quickly~Hmph, haha, hey~

Those who practice martial arts should remember that ~the benevolent are invincible~

Who is practicing Tai Chi ~ wind and water ~ Use nunchucks quickly~Hmph, haha, hey~

Use nunchucks quickly~Hmph, haha, hey~

If I have light work~Flying eaves and walking walls~

is upright and unyielding~ upright~hum~

……

I am used to their sons~I have been exposed to them since I was a child~

What knives, guns and sticks~I'm all playing like that~

What weapon is the favorite ~ nunchuck soft strip steel ~

I want to go to Songshan, Henan ~ to learn Shaolin and Wudang ~

……

There is a period of high tide that has passed, and the original work is embellished here with a beautiful erhu melody. Du Xinghe's cheeks were tired, and at this time, with the previous melody, he relaxed his mouth and sizzled a very similar erhu embellishment with his throat.

Whenever he heard Du Xinghe imitate a sound like erhu, which is not possible from a human voice at all, Chen Xi was so high that he couldn't do it! She even called "yes" for Du Xinghe this time! Bigmouth smiled like a crescent, and she completely forgot that all she had on her was a short sports vest and a little tulle black nee that was almost completely transparent at the back.

After a period of resting on the adjustment of the erhu. Du Xinghe continued to sing loudly -

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Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

Those who practice martial arts should remember that ~the benevolent are invincible~!

Who is practicing Tai Chi ~ Wind and water ~!

Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

If I have light work~Flying cornices and walking walls~!

is upright and unyielding~ upright~hum~!

……

I am used to their sons~I have been exposed to them since I was a child~

What knives, guns and sticks~I'm all playing like that~

What weapon is the favorite ~ nunchuck soft strip steel ~

I want to go to Songshan, Henan ~ to learn Shaolin and Wudang ~

……

After a compact repetition of the piece, the original work uses a ghostly Western-style piano that is more amazing than the erhu to play the finishing touch of the fusion of East and West, Du Xinghe is not slack, showing a very respectful attitude, he restores the original work, and uses his voice to burst out of a particularly crisp and beautiful piano melody like a natural sound.

This melody once again fried Chen Xi! By the end, she had already followed Du Xinghe to sing the familiar "Nunchuck" -

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Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

Use the nunchuck~Hmph, hey~!

Those who practice martial arts should remember that ~the benevolent are invincible~!

Who is practicing Tai Chi ~ Wind and water ~!

Use nunchucks ~hum~!

Use nunchucks ~hum~!

If I have light work~

is upright and unyielding~ upright~hum~!

Use nunchucks ~hum~!

I use my hand knife to defend ~ hum ~!

Nice roundhouse kick~!

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Duang~~~~~~~~~~~~

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At the end of the song, Du Xinghe himself was high, and it didn't end immediately. Instead, he used ventriloquist to imitate a joyful drum kit, and in the end, he even mimicked the sound of the clear gong in the mountains that was fading away! Gave the song the perfect finish!

Chen Xi knelt down for Du Xinghe again: "Idol! You are simply a god! There will definitely not be a second person in this world who can sing "Nunchuck" like you! ”

Du Xinghe smiled: "Haha, it's good if you like it." You've put in enough gold, and I'll have to satisfy your ears. How about it, Western beauty, do you still want to order another song? ”

"Of course!" Chen Xi replied without hesitation, she was already drunk to the peak, and completely forgot about catching a plane tomorrow morning. Of course, she was already subconsciously making plans, that is, she would not sleep tonight. Have a night with Du Xinghe. Go straight to catch a plane tomorrow morning.

Du Xinghe smiled and looked at Chen Xi, who was already half-naked, and said, "You don't have many coins on you." ”

Chen Xi smiled helplessly and ambiguously, and asked Du Xinghe: "You won't ask me to take off my clothes, right?" I used to play poker with people and lose to the point of losing to light, but today I listen to you sing a few songs. Do you want to put coins until you strip naked? ”

Du Xinghe smiled but did not speak. He just wants to use music to strip Chen Xi away.

Seeing Du Xinghe's resolute attitude, Chen Xi had no choice but to compromise and said, "I'll vote for my vest this time!" Chen Xi was kind of out of the way, and turned around again. gave her show back to Du Xinghe, her two-petal jade buttocks that she could almost look at directly, and the dazzling yellow light emitted made the tulle underwear fabric like a night-bright gauze tent at night, and the incense bombs were extremely beautiful.

I took a sip of wine and wiped the mellow liquor on my red lips. Chen Xi turned his head with a gentle and charming attitude, stared at Du Xinghe, and said with a provocative gaze: As long as you dare to look, I will dare to take it off!

Du Xinghe waved his hand at Chen Xi, signaling the other party not to waste time, this is not a photo pose, hurry up and take it off.

Chen Xi didn't talk nonsense, and crossed his hands on his side. Peel off your own close-fitting sports vest over your head, because this sports vest is very elastic. Rolled up all her beautiful long hair, and her shiny slender jade back was all exposed to Du Xinghe, but soon, she pulled the vest above her head, and all her long hair fell, forming a black waterfall behind her. The yellow glow pierced through her hair, like a mysterious galactic aurora, which was beautiful.

Du Xinghe was sitting opposite Chen Xi's back, and after Chen Xi's upper body was completely vacuumed, he couldn't see the scene in front of Chen Xi. Chen Xi's breasts are not so big that you can see the domineering type of breast-ball from the side and back, but two small mountain cols, Chen Xi hugged the vest on his chest, blocking all his jade girl twin peaks, only revealing the seductive edges and corners, and then turned around and asked Du Xinghe with a smile: "Are you satisfied this time?" ”

Du Xinghe smiled and said, "Do you think I will be satisfied?" Obviously, he was not satisfied, but he didn't force Chen Xi to open his arms that were hugged tightly on his chest, but glanced at Chen Xi's slender but resilient lower abdomen with a girl's mermaid line, and asked Chen Xi: "What song do you want to listen to next?" ”

Chen Xi thought for a moment and said, "I want to listen to the rap of the Pu Dog Gang!" I think your ventriloquism, paired with the rap of the Pug Gang, will be very Feel! ”

Du Xinghe listened to Chen Xi's desire to listen to the dog gang, relaxed his shoulders, and thought to himself that this would be easy, as long as the song of the dog was good, it would be fine. In terms of arranging accompaniment, he imitates the drum beat with his mouth, and then brings out some small strings, which is OK, and it doesn't have to be as complicated as the song arrangement of Chou Dong. He can get this at his fingertips.

Carefully put the guitar that had been hugged for a long time on the side of the sofa, and after standing, Du Xinghe poured half a glass of red wine into Chen Xi's empty wine glass, handed the wine glass to Chen Xi, who was holding his arms around his chest, and said, "Drink some first?" ”

"I can't see it, you're so bad!" Chen Xi blocked his chest with his left vest, and took Du Xinghe's red wine glass with his right hand, during which he would naturally open a large area of his chest and be seen by Du Xinghe openly, but she didn't care anymore, the reason why she wanted to block it with her hand was that she was afraid not to scare Du Xinghe, in fact, let her let go of Du Xinghe, it was nothing, and it was not that she had not been seen, she was a model at the auto show, and she was often seen when she changed clothes backstage, which was nothing to her at all.

Du Xinghe didn't peek at Chen Xi's glowing little chest between the gestures of handing over the red wine glass, because he knew that he could make Chen Xi lift his clothes by himself with the time of a song, so why peek?

His eyes looked at Chen Xi like a magnet, he clinked glasses, took a sip of wine, and put the wine glass on the coffee table, but Du Xinghe did not return to sit on the sofa, but stood in front of Chen Xi, covered his hands in front of his mouth and blew out the strong and weak rhythm of the heavy drum, and in an instant, the room was filled with the atmosphere of Rap, and his atmosphere shaping ability was absolutely top-notch.

As soon as Chen Xi heard this drum beat, his bare back became a little numb, because the drum beat that Du Xinghe knocked out with his mouth was so heavy that it seemed to be vibrated from the top hi-fi speaker, not only the sound was loud, but the dive was even deeper and hit her heart! This drum beat is harder than the real drum! Chen Xi is really convinced by Du Xinghe!

After Du Xinghe played the drum, his body also swung up with the drum, and then one made a microphone shape, and the other hand was still covering his mouth to hold his breath, he sang MC-HOTDOG's most classic song "I Love Taiwan Sister" while accompanying himself!

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My sister~ Come and dance A-GO-GO-GO ~~ with me

I know you see it's me~ you won't say ~NO~~

I'm not a Grease Head YA Professor! My Honeys Call Me Hot Dogs ~For-show!

……

Chen Xi listened to Du Xinghe sing "I Love Taiwan Sister", and immediately laughed, and the first thought that popped into her mind was: This guy is really bad! actually sang "I Am a Taiwan Sister"! At the end of this song, it will make the Taiwanese girls lift up their clothes! (To be continued......)