Chapter 857: Am I Ugly?
Uncle's words scared Mi Zixuan so much that he almost didn't fall on his heels, he had seen the female ghost yesterday, and the uncle said so again, the cold sweat on Mi Zixuan's body came out at once, and the whole thing looked like he had been fished out of the water.
The uncle smiled: "Look at your bear-like, I'll scare you." Speaking of this uncle, he said mysteriously: "But I just pointed out that the house is really unclean, there are really ghosts, and it scared away a lot of people, if I didn't have money, I wouldn't live in this place, who would like to live so close to ghosts, right?" ”
Mi Zixuan wiped his forehead and said, "Uncle, you scared me to death." ”
The uncle laughed and said, "You said you are quite big, why are you so daring?" I'm scared like this with a word? ”
Mi Zixuan wanted to scold his mother at this time, people are scary and scared to death, don't you know? Anyway, I really saw that female ghost yesterday, and it's so scary.
Mi Zixuan took out a cigarette and lit it with some annoyance: "Uncle, did you say that temple spirit?" "After Mi Zixuan saw the ghost yesterday, now he really has the heart to ask for something to ward off evil spirits, yesterday's thing was too evil and too scary, if he didn't get something to ward off evil spirits, Mi Zixuan couldn't even sleep well, and he always felt that the female ghost was following him.
The uncle patted the position of his heart and said: "Sincerity is spiritual." ”
Mi Zixuan sighed and tilted his head to look forward, the cute girl didn't know where to go, and the bicycle that she knocked down was helped up.
The uncle followed Mi Zixuan's gaze and said: "Don't look at it, the girl of the Lao Gu family has gone home early, in the words of your young people, that girl is a housegirl, she stays at home all day and doesn't know what to do, in short, she rarely goes out, today I don't know if it's a brain pump, she actually went out, it's rare." ”
Mi Zixuan followed the uncle's topic and said, "Then what does she eat and drink when she stays at home and doesn't work?" ”
The uncle pouted and said, "Gnaw the old, don't you young people like to gnaw on the old?" ”
Mi Zixuan smiled, he wanted to gnaw on the old man, but he didn't know what was going on until now, he didn't even remember who his old son was, he seemed to be the Monkey King who jumped out of the stone, born and raised, and he didn't know who his parents were.
The uncle sighed and said, "How beautiful a girl is, why do you like to stay at home?" It's a pity, it's a pity. Speaking of this, the uncle said mysteriously: "Young man, if you take a fancy to that girl, I can help you match, match." ”
Mi Zixuan: Does that have this mind? Hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Uncle, don't make trouble, I don't have this idea." ”
The uncle cut and said: "I also came from when I was young, your kid just saw her eyes straight, you dare to say that you have no idea about the girl of the old Gu family?" ”
To be honest, Mi Zixuan really doesn't have these ideas, he may have had before, he can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, and he tries to spark with a beautiful woman, and is always ready to go to the hotel to talk to the beauty about his life ideals or something, but now Mi Zixuan has this thought? I bumped into a female ghost yesterday, and I was lucky that I wasn't scared to death, and now I haven't slowed down, so does he have the heart to pick up girls?
Mi Zixuan smiled, took out a cigarette and handed it to the uncle, "Uncle, you just said that the house is haunted, is this true?" ”
The uncle took a cigarette and said hurriedly: "Why is it not true? After the death of Lao Zhang's family two years ago, the house has not stopped, whoever lives in it for less than a day has to be scared out, and they don't dare to go back, what lights are suddenly turned off, what see a female ghost in white clothes, anyway, it's all evil, I guess the female ghost is Lao Zhang's daughter-in-law He Jia. ”
Uncle didn't say that it was okay, the white sweat on Mi Zixuan's body came down again, he couldn't help but think about the female ghost yesterday, with long hair, white clothes, a miserable face, her skin was full of cracks like a dry ground, and there was blood in her mouth when she opened her mouth, but he didn't stay, the nails on his two hands were bruised and bruised, and they were as scary as they were.
Mi Zixuan cried and said, "Uncle, don't scare me, I'm timid." ”
The uncle pursed his lips and said with a disdainful expression: "Look at your little interest, just like you, you still want to chase the daughter of the Lao Gu family?" Don't dream, that girl is a little stupid, but she won't take a fancy to a coward like you, right? ”
Mi Zixuan said with a smile: "Uncle, tell me why did you say that the girl of the Lao Gu family went to the body?"
The uncle looked at Mi Zixuan and said, "Didn't you come here to inquire about that girl's situation?" Let me tell you, I've seen a lot of people like you, as long as that girl comes out, there will definitely be a young man like you who comes here to ask about the situation, is it normal for men and women to love? What are you hiding here? Is your skin so thin? Okay, for the sake of your boy giving me two good cigarettes, I'll help you. ”
Mi Zixuan immediately had a bad premonition in his heart, and just about to stop it, he heard this uncle shouting at the top of his voice: "Lao Gu is here again, you come over to see if this is okay, people are ugly, but they are very tall, and they will have a child with your daughter in the future, and they can't be short." ”
As soon as he heard this, Mi Zixuan had 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling past in his heart, what makes people ugly? I'm ugly there? Even if he has amnesia, Mi Zixuan hates others to say that he is ugly.
As soon as the uncle's words fell, a man in his fifties who was holding a fan under a tree not far away immediately stood up and said, "Where is it?" In there? ”
The uncle stretched out his hand and pointed at Mi Zixuan and said, "This and that, Lao Gu, come, come and have a look." ”
Mi Zixuan hurriedly said: "Uncle, I'm really not here to inquire about the daughter of the old Gu family, I ......."
Before he finished speaking, the uncle interrupted him and said, "Okay, why are you still ashamed of your freshman year?" ”
After the uncle finished speaking, Lao Gu also came over with a pu fan, dressed like the uncle, with a white vest, big pants, and a pair of sandals on his feet. ”
Mi Zixuan took 10,000 critical damage, and he was so depressed that he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, am I ugly?
Lao Gu pinched Mi Zixuan's arm and said, "The arm is quite strong, the physique is good, the young man stood up and turned around." ”
A group of aunts around have long been attracted to attention, and they will be pointing at Mi Zixuan and commenting.
Mi Zixuan hurriedly said: "I ......"
Before he finished speaking, Lao Gu said irritably: "What am I? What's embarrassing, stand up and I'll see, hurry. After speaking, he pulled Mi Zixuan up.
Mi Zixuan is this helpless, I'm really not here to pick up girls today, I'm inquiring about the haunting, what are you doing here?
Lao Gu circled around Mi Zixuan a few times, patting his chest for a while, pinching his thighs and arms for a while, as if picking an animal, and almost asked Mi Zixuan to bare his teeth at him to look at his teeth.
Lao Gu shook his fan and said: "The body is very good, and the height is also tall, but it is a little ugly." ”
Mi Zixuan's long face was already red, don't take you like this, am I so ugly?
The uncle smiled: "If you are satisfied, let your girl come out to meet this young man, in case it becomes so, right?" ”
Lao Gu pouted and said, "If you want to see my girl, is it that easy?" I'm talking about it first. Speaking of this, Mi Zixuan glanced evilly and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Mi Zixuan said angrily: "Procurement." ”
The uncle smiled: "It's a good job, now these people who are doing procurement are full of oil, and they are doing procurement in that unit?" ”
Mi Zixuan hurriedly said: "I'm really not here to ......"
Lao Gu interrupted him irritably: "What's not, say, from that unit." ”
Mi Zixuan was so aggrieved that he wanted to go, surrounded by aunts and uncles, he couldn't leave at all, so he could only say: "Tianhe Shungan purchased." ”
Without waiting for Lao Gu to speak, the uncle exclaimed: "I know this restaurant, in the past two days, they have made that pure natural pesticide-free and fertilizer-free dish very popular, and you have to queue up to buy it, if Lao Gu becomes your uncle, you won't have to pay for it when you go to Tianheshun to eat in the future." ”
Lao Gu was a little dissatisfied with Mi Zixuan's work, but after thinking about it, they were better at purchasing in restaurants than government agencies, and they must have made a lot of money, and their daughter didn't have a job, so she stayed at home all day, if she followed him, someone would raise him in the future.
Thinking of this, Lao Gu said: "Yes, yes, who else is in the family?" ”
Mi Zixuan: Who else does he know in his family? Now he hasn't recovered his memory, tell them that he has amnesia, it's too troublesome to explain, let's be simple: "There's no one, just me." ”
When Mi Dayong heard this, I don't know if he will smoke Mi Zixuan, an unfilial son, if Lao Tzu is not dead, you will curse me to death?
As soon as he heard this, Lao Gu was even more satisfied, to be honest, he was also worried that the woman's temper went to her mother's house and loved to bully, this kid has no parents, he is really good with his daughter, doesn't that mean finding a son-in-law? Living with himself and his wife, he can also watch him and don't let him bully his daughter.
The more Lao Gu thought about it, the more satisfied he became, and immediately said: "Okay, you wait with this, I'll call my daughter out, and you can talk about it." ”
Mi Zixuan hurriedly said: "Uncle don't, don't, I'm really ......"
The uncle pulled him and interrupted him: "Okay, don't be embarrassed, it's quite a big man and a little girl." ”
As soon as the words fell, it immediately caused laughter from the onlookers and aunts.
At this time, there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling in Mi Zixuan's heart, what is going on with this Nima? I'm just here to ask about the haunting, how did it become a blind date? Before you can explain it, what is this called?
Lao Gu walked fast, like a monkey who stepped on the muscles, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving Mi Zixuan to be harassed by a group of uncles and aunts, this one asked him if he had a partner before, that asked him how much money he made a month, and this one asked him if he could get a discount when he went to their restaurant to eat in the future.
Mi Zixuan felt that there were tens of thousands of ducks around him, and the noise made him dizzy, he didn't read the yellow calendar when he went out today, why did it become like this?
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