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【Small Theater 1】 Wei Qi's depression

Wei Qi was indignant: "I'm rich and handsome, or your boss, and I'm the first to propose to you, why didn't you choose me?" ”

Hanabara cleared his throat: "That...... Because you beat me up the first time we met. ”

Wei Qi held his chin and recalled: "Did you fight?" ”

Hua Huoyuan nodded heavily: "Fight, you beat me back to the Colosseum, I almost died in the hands of King Kong Ape, I have a grudge." ”

Wei Qi was helpless: "That was ordered by the adult." ”

Hanabara: "But then you pointed a gun at my head, it wasn't the adults who ordered you." ”

Wei Qi burst into tears: "As an adult's entourage, can't you support the scene for adults?" It's also my fault? ”

Hanabara: "Well, even if that's not your fault, it's a pity that you're not the first man to propose to me. ”

Wei Qi was surprised: "Could it be an adult...... Impossible. ”

Hua Huoyuan rolled his eyes: "Wrong, it's Zhao Guangguang." ”

Wei Qi was dissatisfied: "You compare him with me?" ”

Hanahubara: "I'm sorry, if I have to choose between the two of you, I'll choose him." ”

Weiqi: "Why? ”

Hanabi originally used his fingers and banged: "Because...... You know too much...... "blow the muzzle."

【Small Theater 2】 Children's Day discusses topics that are not suitable for children

Xiluo excited: Come on, come on, it's Children's Day, talk about some topics that are not suitable for children.

Song Yueming hesitated: Chief of Staff, this is not good, I am presiding over the anti-pornography work.

Xiluo hehe patted his shoulder: Commissar, you need to wilt at this time.

Song Yueming: ......

Xiluo cheered up: So, Lao Huai, why didn't you throw your wife down and give birth to a baby without meeting for the first time? If you're a little bit early, we won't have so much to do later.

Nostalgia is helpless: Please ask Fu Lang this question.

Fu Lang Innocent: I arranged for Su Cun to ask my family's Hanabin Yuan for advice.

Huai Sucun: But she didn't agree.

Fu Lang continued to be innocent: That's none of my business, I've already arranged for my family to be a nymphomaniac for you. It must have been Wei Qi who caused the trouble.

Wei Qi was angry: You didn't arrange for me to fight, otherwise I should be the one who gets the moon first!

Fulang: I'm sorry, if you don't fight, my family is also a retrospective classmate.

Wei Qi was furious: So, I was born cannon fodder?

Fulang: No, you can line up first, and maybe it's your turn to trace the daughter of your classmates.

Xiluo cough cough: It's crooked, shouldn't we discuss what happened after the fall?

Fu Lang: Now that I am sweeping away pornography, I will pull the lamp and sleep after I fall down, what is there to say?

Xiluo: Poof! You this title party!

【Small Theater 4】 I heard that you are a spoof version of my wife

Huai Sucun hugged his elbow: "I heard that you are my wife?" ”

Hua Huoyuan waved his hand resolutely: "My lord, this is definitely not what I said. ”

Huai Sucun: "Who said that?" ”

Hanabara was embarrassed: "Ahem, my lord, I just heard what you said." ”

Huai Sucun: "It seems that Wu Sansi and Fang Dajian can run back and forth between Meili Town and the base. ”

Hanabara was helpless: "My lord, can there be another solution?" ”

Huai Shucun: "For example? ”

Hanajihara: "I can make the bed and fold the quilt for you." ”

Huai Sucun: "And then? ”

Hua Huoyuan was serious: "Then I will send the chief of staff of Xiluo to enter the cave room with you." ”

Huai Sucun was speechless: "I'm not interested in men. ”

Hanabuhara: "It's okay, Lord Xiluo's heart for you can be seen by the sun and the moon." Presumably knowing that he could become the wife of the legion commander, he could swing his sword from the palace without hesitation. ”

Xiluo: "Ahhhh Whoever dares to use the knife, Lao Tzu is not finished with him! ”

Hanabara: "What if it's an adult who wields the knife?" ”

Xiluo: "...... Lao Tzu can't afford to hide. ”

[Small Theater 5] Ahem, the small theater of the Huazhang version of the eyes ~

Hu: (gloomy) Why is the Legion Elder still a virgin?

Hana: (calm) Sister, I'm already planning to knock down, and I'll start implementing it when I get back later, what are you anxious about?

The Queen Mother is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry. . . (contempt)

Hu: (curious) What is the "Queen Mother"? What is a "eunuch"?

Hua: (lazy) The "Queen Mother" is me, and the "Eunuch" is you.

Wildly:......

Flower: (Queen Fan throws her hair) Okay, I'm going to go back and prepare, try to kiss a little mouth today...

【Small Theater 6】Various versions of "Tell You a Secret"

Hanabara: "Let me tell you a secret, I was born a woman. ”

Huai Sucun: "Yes, don't lie about this, I won't like someone because of my identity, and I won't dislike her because of my identity." I like you because you are you. ”

Hanabin fell on all fronts.

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Hanabara: "Tell you a secret, I can give you a daughter." ”

Huai Sucun frowned: "Did you find Hu Feng for surgery?" ”

Hanabara: "I ......"

"I've heard that having a baby is dangerous. ”

Hanabara: "Yes. ”

Huai Sucun: "Then forget it!" Some people are willing to have children, but they don't necessarily need you. ”

Hanabin poked his fingers: "But if we develop further, we will naturally have children!" ”

Huai Sucun: "Why? ”

Hua Huoyuan: "Because I am a natural woman, if I love love, I will conceive a child, and Hu Feng can testify for me." ”

Nostalgia for petrification.

Hanaba Hara: "Surprise? ”

Huai Sucun: "Frightened! ”

Hanajihara: "Huh? ”

Huai Sucun: "Xiao Han, Da Liang, immediately announce the special combat readiness order, quickly let Lao Chen and Qinggang roll over, and tell them to start deploying and shrinking in an all-round way now, and the forbidden area will not be left alone." Also, let Song Yueming immediately clean the interior for me, and I'd rather kill 10,000 by mistake than let one go. ”

Xiao Han: "Yes! ”

Hana's jaw almost dropped: "You don't need to do this, right?" ”

Huai Sucun: "By the way, and you." ”

Hanabi was afraid: "Me? ”

Huai Su is domineering: "Don't leave me half a step in the future." ”

Hanabara: "Then what should I do if I go to the bathroom?" ”

Huai Sucun: "I will follow." ”

Hanabara: "No, it's not okay. ”

Huai Su Cun: "The next door." ”

Hanajihara: "What about the bath?" ”

Nostalgia: "Together." ”

Hanabara was shocked and asked, "Don't I have a little personal space?" ”

Huai Sucun: "Yes. ”

Hua Huoyuan: "I've been with you all the time, how can I have personal space?" ”

"You can think of me as your personal belongings, so you can do whatever you want, whenever you want. ”

Hanabanohara completely fell.

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Hanabara: "Let me tell you a secret, I was born a woman. ”

Huai Sucun: "I'll tell you a secret too. ”

Hanajihara: "Huh? Aren't you going to tell me you're actually a woman? ”

"I want to tell you that I love you. ”

Hanabhara was surprised: "Really? ”

Huai Sucun: "I love you very much, but now, you are still a natural woman, I don't know what to do with you." ”

Hanahubara grinned: "You're not afraid that I'm lying to you?" ”

Huai Sucun frowned and thought, "Will it?" Then I'll check it out. ”

Hanahuyuan was shocked: "Actually, Doctor Hu has already experienced it. ”

Huai Sucun's face was heavy: "He has tested it?" ”

Hanajihara: "Hmm. ”

Huai Sucun: "Xiao Han, push Hu Feng out - let him be a woman." ”

Xiao Han: "Yes! ”

Hanabara: "That's good. ”

Huai Sucun: "Daliang, no one is allowed to disturb you tonight. ”

Hanabi was scared: "One night? What is this for? ”

Huai Sucun: "I want to verify my true body myself." ”

Verify the identity once.

Verified twice.

Verify the identity three times......

Verify the body N times.

Hanahubara raised his hand in surrender: "You've checked it clearly enough, right?" ”

"There is still one thing to be verified. ”

Hanahubara: "How is it possible, I have been checked by you eight hundred times inside and out. ”

"But I don't know for sure if you're actually going to be able to conceive a baby. ”

Hanabara: "This ...... How do you test it? ”

"Practice is the only criterion for testing truth." ”

Hanabara: "So? ”

"Therefore, I am prepared to practice it conscientiously every night until the truth is discovered. ”

Hanabi was scared: "I was wrong, my lord, can we test it once every three days?" ”

Huai Sucun groaned: "It's too difficult. ”

Hanabara: "You've never tested it before, haven't you found it difficult?" ”

Huai traced: "From thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift." At least three times a day, right? ”

Hanahubara protested: "Oppose, how can this idiom be used like this!! Also, don't you just have a luxurious day? Can't we go back right away? ”

Huai Sucun: "It's late. ”

【Small Theater 7】An energetic man

Nostalgia is naturally energetic and only needs four or five hours of sleep a day.

Hanabi was a textbook-like baby who slept eight hours a day.

As a result, there was some inexplicable disharmony in the sex life of the two after marriage.

Hanabara yawned: "My lord, people can't do it, I'm so sleepy." ”

Huai Sucun kissed lightly: "Okay, you go to sleep first." ”

Hanabara: "Good night, go to bed early." ”

Huai Su Cun: In fact, the body is excited, I can't sleep at all, the long night is long, how to pass it? Well, let's just go and exercise in order to make Ohara more satisfied.

So, when Hanabihara woke up with a kiss, he was still sleepy-eyed: "My lord, are you going to sleep?" ”

"I've already slept. It's morning, let's exercise together. ”

Hanabara: "What time is it?" ”

Huai Sucun: "It's already five o'clock. ”

Hanabi was shocked: "What? You're waking me up at five o'clock? ”

Huai Sucun: "You went to bed at eight o'clock last night, and now it's nine hours, and your sleep time has been exceeded. ”

Hanabi was angry: "Can you go to sleep at eight o'clock?" Would you let me accompany you to 'exercise' until eleven o'clock? And, didn't you get up at 5:50? ”

Huai Sucun: "That was before. ”

Hanabhara: "What's going on now?" ”

Huai Sucun: "During this time, I am diligent in exercising, and I am more energetic than sleeping for 50 minutes." ”

Hanabara: "So? ”

"I suggest you try to exercise more and sleep less. ”

Hua Huoyuan was sad and indignant: "Okay, your lord, you are ruthless." I'll try trail running 20 kilometers a day. ”

"I think you can do bed exercise enough to strengthen your body. ”

Hanabi was frightened and swallowed his saliva: "It's still cross-country running, so that the exercise is more comprehensive and the intensity is more appropriate." ”

Huai Sucun frowned: "If you are worried that the exercise in bed is not comprehensive enough, then let's change a few more positions today." In terms of intensity, can I be a little more gentle. ”

Hanabi ran in tears: "Please, my lord, let me go!" ”

Huai Sucun: "Why? ”

Hanabara: "Because I think I'm going to have to sleep eight hours anyway to have enough energy to work out with you." ”

As a meticulous workaholic, Huai Sucun had a dilemma for the first time: his work was so full during the day that Ohara had to take up eight hours of sleep at night. What to do?