Yi Xiangrui is a very strange old man, for example, the aforementioned often wanders around in the car aimlessly, always carries a high-powered magnifying glass on his body, wears thick socks and leather shoes when it is hottest in summer, and wears a black Mao suit even if he goes abroad on business, and can lock himself in the study for a long time......

In terms of drinking, Yi Xiangrui also has a very special eccentricity, never drinking at the dinner table, even if it is his own birthday party, no matter how big the leader toasts, whether it is at home or at the wine table, it is an iron rule of his not to drink alcohol when eating.

But Yi Xiangrui is a drinker, and his reputation is quite famous in the circle, and there are few visitors who do not carry wine.

Yi Xiangrui likes to close the door, let a person accompany him, holding a small wine cup, sipping a small sip, tasting, do not have any snacks, dry drinking, although the amount is not large, five or six taels, but each time can "grind" for two or three hours, until seven or eight minutes drunk.

The teacher and student have not seen each other for many days, and this time when they get together in Beijing, it is indispensable to "relive" a scene that often happened before.

After dinner, his wife Zhang Yuxia was watching TV in the living room, Yi Xiangrui said "go" in his mouth, pinched two small wine cups, and a half-pound empty bottle and walked to the study.

Needless to say, Xiang Tianliang also knew what he was going to do, he took out two bottles of Moutai from the wine cabinet, carried them in his hands, and followed up with the study.

The half-catty empty bottle has a special use, after opening a bottle of Moutai to the dawn, Yi Xiangrui took it, and after pouring the empty bottle full, he took it in his hand and poured it into the wine cup, "The old rule, I am half a catty, you are half a catty." ”

Xiang Tianliang frowned and made a bitter face, "There is no appetizer, you can't shout the wine order, you only drink half a catty, but I have a catty and a half, every time I drink with your old man, it is the most painful thing." ”

"If you talk nonsense, you'll get out." Yi Xiangrui glared at the old man.

"I drink and I drink, I don't drink for nothing, I don't drink for nothing." Xiang Tianliang laughed with him, and he had already eaten a cup.

Yi Xiangrui shook his head, "Hmph, I don't know how to taste it, it's a pure way to drink dirt buns." ”

"It's just a different style, your old man said that I was a local bun drinking method, and I also have a comparison with your old drinking method." Xiang Tianliang said happily.

"How?"

"First promise not to be angry, first forgive me for my innocence."

"Promise not to be angry, forgive your innocence."

"Hey...... Look at the way you take a small sip, it's boring, it's just, it's just a girl's way of drinking. ”

"Stinky boy, you ......"

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Xiang Tianliang said busily.

Yi Xiangrui smiled helplessly, no longer paying attention to Xiang Tianliang, and drank slowly, he sat on the chair, squinting his eyes, as if he was a wine taster, tasting every sip of Moutai in his mouth.

At this time, Xiang Tianliang did not dare to disturb, because the old man had entered what he thought was the so-called "state", and he needed to be alone.

Suddenly, Yi Xiangrui's eyes widened, "Take down the tape recorder on my bookshelf, turn on the recording key and put it between you and me." ”

After a flurry, Xiang Tianliang asked puzzledly, "What do you always want to do, interrogate me." ”

With a slight smile, Yi Xiangrui said: "Almost, if someone wants to hear you, you can just answer according to what I asked." ”

Although he was puzzled, Xiang Tianliang still did as Yi Xiangrui instructed.

Yi Xiangrui: "What's your name?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Xiang Tianliang, learn from Comrade Lei Feng, the first day in the world, and the military song is loud and bright." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Have you used any other names?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Is this...... When I was a child, my family called me a dirt cub, and my grandfather said that it was easy to feed by a cheap name. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What's your birthday?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "The file says that he was born on March 18, 1970. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What day is it really?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "March 8th, because, when I was in junior high school, my classmates said that March 8th was a stinky 38th, so it was the 18th. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What is your blood type?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Type O, you always forgot, in my sophomore year, I gave you a blood transfusion." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Now talk about your place of origin." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Gazero Ling Village, Shannan Township, Binhai County, Qinghe City, Dongjiang Province, now belongs to Gazero Ling Village, Jinchuan Town. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "I'm asking about the place of birth. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Oh, that's Xiangjia Village, Nanling Township, Binhai County, but more than half of it is now flooded by the Binhai Reservoir." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What year did you move?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "In 1975, my mother said it was when I was five years old. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "How tall are you now?" How much does it weigh? ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Hey, old comrade, old comrade, what are you going to do?" ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Answer my question." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Do you still need to ask these old sesame rotten grain skins?" ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Answer my question." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "With a height of one meter seven or eight and a weight of sixty kilograms, we are slim." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What about when you were five years old? ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I don't know, you have to ask my mother to go." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What about when you were ten years old?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "About one meter and three five, I don't know the weight." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What about when you were fifteen? ”

Xiang Tianliang: "One meter six five." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Who is in your family?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Do uncles and aunts count?" ”

Yi Xiangrui: "I know a lot of your uncles and aunts, don't change your concept." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Is it okay to marry out?" ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Stinky boy, don't raise the bar with me." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Hehe...... Don't dare, there are six people in our family, including my sister. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Let's talk about it. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Grandpa Xiang Zhentian, seventy-nine years old this year, the first martial arts master in Dongjiang Province, known as the first hero in the world, grandma Xiang Liu, seventy-four years old this year, the first witch in Binhai County, known as the world. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Tell me about your parents." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "My dad Xiang Yunlai, fifty-six years old this year, the eldest of the Yunzi generation, made a living by telling stories when he was young. Now it is a professional vegetable farmer, the first kind of vegetable master in Binhai County, my mother Chen Yuehua, 53 years old this year, illiterate in big characters, poor health, the whole town is famous for the soles of shoes, and the farthest city I have been to is Chengguan Town, Binhai County. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What about your sister?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "My sister Xiang Qiu, Chinese New Year's Eve and four-year-old this year, ran away from home ten years ago and ran to the front line in southern Xinjiang to marry my current brother-in-law Li Chunnan, they have two children, a boy and a girl, the second is a protégé, and the family planning department fined 5,000 yuan." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Are you ten years different from your sister?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "To be exact, there is a difference of nine and a half years, you are not rare and strange, my seventh uncle is twenty-one years younger than my father." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "No one is talking nonsense to you, now let's talk about your study process." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Oh, speaking of my glorious history, then I have to start at the age of three." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Stinky boy, you should be a storyteller." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Hey, listen to me, although I didn't go to kindergarten, I started to practice martial arts with my grandfather at the age of three, and started to run with my grandmother at the age of four, and at the age of five, I was able to climb the persimmon tree of more than ten meters from the neighbor's house to pick persimmons, and at the age of six, I was able to help my grandmother play the witch 'talk about Linggu', and I also earned three cents and two cents, which was the first pot of gold I dug in my life journey." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Stinky boy, are you looking for a smoke?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I confess, I confess...... Six years of elementary school, five years of study, three years of junior high school, one transfer, three years of high school, as a class deputy and four years of college, I have been tossed by your old man for three years. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Haha, it's still dry." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "However, when I graduated the year before last, I repaired the plank road, secretly crossed Chencang, and was successfully assigned to return to Qinghe City to work. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "But you kid was also tricked." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "That's because I'm too honest and believe in the organization too much." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "The police didn't do it. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "It's not bad if you're not a policeman, I also have a deputy county magistrate, the youngest deputy county magistrate in the province." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Now you're not. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Oh...... Now I'm nothing, I'm just a fugitive. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "You count as a ball,"

Xiang Tianliang: "The ball is also your old man's goalkeeper." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "you, I want to draw a line with you." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I can't draw it, I can't clear it, my wife will support me." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Think beautifully. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I'm too lazy to talk to you, do you still have problems with the old man?"

Yi Xiangrui: "Okay, after the warm-up, let's turn to the main field." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "You really think it's playing football." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Have you ever doubted your background?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I doubted." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What's the doubt?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I needed a blood transfusion when I was injured, and I found that my parents' blood type did not match mine. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "What's the conclusion?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I...... I, I, shouldn't be their own. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Have you reviewed it?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I have secretly re-examined, and it turns out that the science is right." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Have you checked it?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "No." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Weishenme? ”

Xiang Tianliang: "First, I don't want my parents to be sad, and second, it's ironclad evidence, and there is no need to ask for verification." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Ironclad evidence? ”

Xiang Tianliang: "Yes, my mother had major surgery when she gave birth to my sister, and since then, my mother has lost her fertility. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Oh, one is blood type, the other is fertility, which corroborates each other, so it is ironclad evidence." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "So, I already knew it in my heart. ”

Yi Xiangrui: "So, where do you think you came from?" ”

Xiang Tianliang: "It definitely didn't jump out of a crack in the stone." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Be serious. ”

Xiang Tianliang: "I've also thought about this, it's nothing more than a hug, or it was picked up on the side of the road." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Go on." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "The former is more likely, because there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, my father is the eldest son, and he must raise a son." ”

Yi Xiangrui: "That's right, then." ”

Xiang Tianliang: "What? ”

Yi Xiangrui: "Of course you didn't jump out of the cracks in the stones, do you want to know where you came from?" ”