Chapter 22: I bought a watch last year
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Rao is Huahuoyuan was bold, and it took a long time to recover a trace of strength, and he was not unhappy in his heart: Hmph, although God doesn't want to see my sister, my sister's luck is still so good.
Just when she was secretly rejoicing at the success of this adventure, she turned her head and saw Fang Dajian hanging on a parachute, floating down from the top of her head.
As a person who has just come back from a turn in the ghost gate, Hanabin Yuan wants to say a foul word at this moment: I bought a watch last year!
If you think this sentence is too unladylike, then let her change the expression: Brother, I really want to kill you!
Fang Dajian still glared at her: "What are you looking at?" Hold on to your mountaineering pickaxe, Ge Laozi, can you say hello and jump again? ”
She was also angry: "Didn't you say earlier that you had a parachute?" ”
"It's only for people with professional training."
"Can't you take me down?"
"Your sister, this is a low-altitude skydive! The hedge can't stand up to bring more people, so if you want to die, you just jump directly. ”
"Then you can't take me with a parachute, and we'll have the ultimate jump together?"
"Jump your mother's head, you know it was the ultimate jump just now?"
“……”
The two of them scolded at all, but they really felt that each other was a cheat, and their hearts were hurt by 10,000 points.
I have never scolded people so happily, and after scolding, Hua Huoyuan suddenly felt refreshed: Ahhhh
Fang Dajian scolded very well, he had always been trained by Wu Sansi, but this time he actually showed up and trained the woman of the army commander once.
He felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and at the same time a subtle hint of appreciation:
Although her actions are too reckless, as a woman, she can show amazing determination, extraordinary courage, and full courage under such circumstances, and this jump is comparable to that of a recruit who has been in the army for half a year, which is really quite remarkable.
A woman worthy of the commander of the legion!
He sighed, but his hands were not idle, and he grabbed the life-saving tree and landed beside her. After using a pickaxe to secure himself, he neatly cut off the parachute, and said in a slightly slower tone: "You are too bold, what if the pickaxe can't be nailed in?" ”
Hanabara snorted: "You think I'm stupid? I have tested the hardness of the stone. ”
Fang Dajian couldn't take her, threw out the safety rope, and said helplessly: "It's up to us to cooperate, do you know how to do it?" ”
Hanabara snorted, disdainful of his questioning, and then struggled to free a hand - still trembling, but very skillfully clasped to his waist.
The two of them followed Spider-Man's example, and climbed down cautiously one by one.
At this time, the situation is actually quite dangerous.
Generally, one person is equipped with two climbing picks, and the left and right work starts, and you can climb up and down directly without a rope.
With a pickaxe per person, the risk immediately increases by 50%.
What if one of them happens to slip his foot because of unskilled or physical exhaustion when pulling out the pickaxe?
That means that the other person will have to bear the impact of more than 100 catties of free fall in an instant, even if it is a bear's waist, it is enough to choke.
Fortunately, in this process, Hanabila showed superb climbing skills and amazing willpower, except for the occasional break to recover his strength, the overall movement is like flowing water, which is very pleasing to the eye.
After landing on all four feet, Fang Dajian had already turned black to powder.
It has to be said that the military has always respected strength.
And she, as a woman, has shown strength beyond expectations.
If he used to flatter her just because of that identity, now he really has a little more sincere respect for her.
The two looked at each other for a moment, and suddenly burst out laughing at the same time.
After such an experience, the rapport between the two seems to be less hypocritical and more sincere.
She began to understand a little bit of what the so-called "fateful friendship" between men is: behind the common experience, the hand in hand of life and death, and the mutual reliance, that is, brothers and friends for life.
Suddenly I feel a little hot!
It seems that she prefers the style of a hot-blooded teenager to a fresh girl anime.
With a haphazard thought, she limped forward with her spear.
Although he wasn't hurt much, the burst of flying and jumping made his physical strength too much. If she hadn't gritted her teeth with all her strength and persisted, she would have fallen long ago.
Even the most dangerous hike, deprived of water and food, and the six-hour trek through the deserted mountains, did not seem to drain his physical strength as much as this time.
Yet, she still insists that the potential of being a human being is truly amazing.
The canyon trail winds and stretches, finally breaking away from this wide line of sky and merging with the normal descending road.
It is close to the foot of the mountain, but the tall artemisia grass blocks the view, so for the time being, you can't see the whole picture of the camp, but occasionally you can see the flickering lights in the distance through the gaps in the artemisia grass.
Victory is at hand.
Hanabihara, who was in a heroic mood, felt that his steps were a lot easier: he slapped the men in the face, and he felt so excited just thinking about it.
It was in such a mood that the two suddenly encountered an unexpected person in the artemisia grass - Wei Tuo Buddha.
When they first met, they were stunned: neither seemed to expect to meet each other here.
She immediately clenched the transformer in her hand, and with three dings, the mountaineering pickaxe was already in its majestic state.
And Fang Dajian was also a stride in front, his whole body tense, ready for battle.
None of these sinners are vegetarians, what they are best at is eating black and eating black, who knows what Wei Tuo Buddha will do.
Who knew that Wei Tuofo laughed, very kind and very friendly: "It's really surprising, I didn't expect the battalion commander to be a pervert, and you woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp." ”
The original aura of the firework was floating, but he calmed down and asked, "What do you mean?" ”
"It's not interesting." Wei Tuofo made a "please" to her quite playfully: "Please, ladies first." ”
There can't be some conspiracy, right? Hanabara was puzzled: "Oh, don't you want to fight for the first place?" ”
"Personally, I think it's more interesting for you to take the first place than if I won the first place." He replied, and the rain trails on his bald head reflected a misty halo, not to mention that there was really a sense of Buddha-nature brilliance.
This guy is very suitable for pretending to be a god! Could it be that it is because he has pretended to be a god stick that he has the nickname "Smiling Head Monk"?
While she was thinking like this, she heard Wei Tuofo continue: "However, if you want to get the first place, you still need to work harder. ”
"Why?"
"The battalion commander is still ahead of us."
"What?"
Hanabara was surprised: she flew down the cliff directly, saving me an unknown amount of time, and how did Wei Qi run in front of her? Even if she took a break and delayed the time, it didn't make sense for him to go so far in a swish, could he really have wings?
Wei Tuofo smiled hehehe: "I didn't expect the battalion master to be like this, not only am I not his opponent when I join forces with the beauty snake, but I also fall behind him when I run on foot." You know, I've always been known for my quick legs. ”
Hanahuyuan was anxious, but he couldn't help the doubts in his heart: "Did you lose to Wei Qi?" Why did I encounter the Beauty Snake before? ”
"Oh, that guy with no lower limit, seeing that he was about to lose, he ran away first, leaving me alone with the battalion commander as a human punching bag. Do you expect him to speak of righteousness? ”
Sure enough, it's insidious enough. No wonder the fat man Yang Stone said that he was a troublesome guy, and there was no lower limit or anything that was the most headache.
Hua Huo Yuan hated and waved at Fang Dajian: "Let's go!" ”
In order to prevent a sneak attack, Fang Dajian kept staring at Wei Tuo Buddha's retreat.
Wei Tuofo really didn't seem to be going to be the first, and watched them leave with a smile, his eyes full of some peculiar interest.
Hanabina's mind spun rapidly: Could Wei Qi have already arrived at the camp? It shouldn't be, since Wei Tuofo said that he was still a little ahead, there should be a possibility of catching up. The problem is that her physical strength can't keep up now, and it's not easy to support and barely run forward, and looking at Fang Dajian's appearance that he still has spare strength, Wei Qi shouldn't be too bad, even if she can catch up, how can she ensure victory?
Of course, the first thing to solve is: catch up!
At the moment, she was on the way down the mountain, the slope was still a little steep, because of the loss of force, her trembling legs could barely control the running momentum, and she felt that she could fall at any time.
At this moment, Fang Dajian behind grabbed her, gasped and said, "You want to die, you can't run so fast when you go down the mountain, otherwise you will fall." "Even he can't stand the speed.
She also gasped for breath, but she was very determined: "I must catch up with Weiqi!" ”
"That's not a risk, if you fall here, you'll really fall to your death." Isn't it just a training competition, and you have to fight with your life?
"I have to catch up with him!" If you can't get the first, life is better than death.
Fang Dajian looked at her for three seconds, and finally surrendered: "Okay, okay, you won, my brother said I was stupid, I think you are stupider than me." You wait, I'll get you a skateboard, and we'll slide down from here. ”
Skateboard? Hanabin was full of question marks: Black technology even matches this?
But seeing that Fang Dajian did not take anything off his body, he changed his gesture and pinched the pickaxe, and with a "rub", the pickaxe turned into a machete.
He crawled into the artemisia grass and disappeared, Hua Huoyuan waited anxiously, feeling that he had been away for a long time, but in fact, it was only a short while, maybe less than a minute, Fang Dajian came back, his hands fell behind him, and each dragged a large piece of leaf that could be used as a flying carpet.
"What is this?"
"We call it a blanket leaf – it's big, flat, it's absolutely sturdy, it has a slippery fluid on the back, and it can be used as a skateboard on the slopes, which we loved to play with when we were kids."
Good things, it's a pity that there are no ones on earth, and childhood has a lot of fun.
After a little explanation, Fang Dajian taught her how to hold the petiole as a steering wheel, where to use the pedals as brakes, and how to use the pickaxe as a snowball fight when skiing. Finally, he told her that in case of flipping, she must hold her head as soon as possible, so as not to hurt her head and so on.
Time was limited, and soon, the landslide began.