Chapter 1219: The Sound of Cannons Shook the Sky
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Jin Hongchang was also hungry, seeing that everyone threw off their cheeks and ate it, he also picked up the big steamed bun and gnawed it, during which he ate a large mouthful of food, not to mention how fragrant, everyone ate and drank for a while, and there was something in the stomach, and the hunger gradually subsided, at this time, the poisonous wolf stood up and said with a big vat in the vat: "Commander, I will toast you with water instead of wine, you can rest assured that tomorrow we will beat the seven regiments to cry and call mother, so that Guo Cannon knows and knows the power of our wolf tooth special combat group." ā
Jin Hongchang slapped the table and shouted: "Okay, do it, tomorrow I will kill the seven regiments, Lao Tzu invites you to drink, and you will not return if you are not drunk." ā
Jin Hongchang's words immediately ignited the atmosphere of the scene, the wolf-toothed people were full of confidence, in their opinion, the Seventh Regiment was a group of lambs to be slaughtered, and the people who killed their wolf-toothed people had the final say, so the officers and soldiers present expressed their attitudes one after another, saying that they would definitely kill the Seventh Regiment tomorrow, so that Guo Dacang and these people would have no place to cry.
Su Hongwen hid to the side and saw this scene is evil smile, let you be proud for a while, thinking of this, he looked at his watch and muttered quietly: "The show will start in half an hour." ā
Jin Hongchang was in a better mood when he heard the words of his subordinates, and kept raising his glass, but today has not achieved the final victory, everyone naturally can't drink, this jar is full of water, and it is not interesting to drink water, so the wolf-toothed people from the regiment commander Jin Hongchang to the ordinary soldiers all drink a sip and then eat the vegetables, and it doesn't take long for the dishes in the pot to be clean and slippery.
During this period, some soldiers went to change the guard and change the sentry back to eat, and the headquarters of the Good Wolf Tooth Special Operations Regiment ate Su Hongwen's dishes from top to bottom.
At this time, the atmosphere at the scene was still very warm, and the officers and soldiers were so excited that they would rush into the position of the Seventh Regiment with guns and kill all the people of the Seventh Regiment, and no one noticed that they had already fallen into the Tao of a guy named Su Hongwen.
Su Hongwen squatted in the corner and stared at his watch, and whispered as he looked at it: "3, 2, 1 starts." ā
As soon as his words fell, Jin Hongchang's face changed. I saw him stand up from the chair in an instant, his legs were tightly together, his buttocks were slightly pouting, and his hands were covered on his stomach, and suddenly an indecent voice came, and then a foul smell emanated from his side, Jin Hongchang's face was red at this time, and then white again. He turned around and ran.
The others also wondered why the head of the regiment ran away after eating this meal well, but in the next moment, everyone followed in Jin Hongchang's footsteps and ran into the woods one by one.
The sound of "cannon roar" became dense in an instant, crackling and not lively, the stench of the sky rose, and in the blink of an eye, half of the mountain was filled, Su Hongwen covered his nose with one hand and fanned the wind with the other and muttered: "Rub, it's too smelly, it's disgusting." ā
If Jin Hongchang and these people heard this, they would have to die of anger. Are you embarrassed to say it stinks? It's not your job that you're like this.
Jin Hongchang was the first to go and the first to come out, when he reached the edge of the woods, the look on his face was much more relaxed, he just noticed that something was wrong, and his stomach hurt badly, Jin Hongchang turned his head and went into the woods again, and the others were like him, although they noticed that something was wrong, but their stomachs hurt so badly, they went in, came out, came out, went in, took off their pants, and lifted their pants The two actions kept repeating.
There were a few times when everyone's faces turned white. There was no strength at all, Su Hongwen slapped his face when he saw this scene and said, "It's done." With that, he ran into the woods with the stench. He wants to arrest Jin Hongchang.
Jin Hongchang will not talk about leaving, it is difficult to squat, and he is squatting there with a tree, and he doesn't want to get up, because it's useless to get up, and he has to continue after a while. Just squat, I can't stand up anyway.
Jin Hongchang gasped and saw a soldier appear in front of him, and he said weakly: "Go and call back the people from the other companies, we have been tricked, hurry." ā
Su Hongwen covered his nose and frowned, "Comrade Regiment Commander, I don't think it's better to bother with it." Come with me. After saying that, he dragged Jin Hongchang up, first stuffed a rag he found from the cooking class into Jin Hongchang's mouth, and then lifted his pants, tied his hands and left.
Jin Hongchang was pulled out of prostration, and he had the strength to resist? The head of his dignified wolf-tooth special operations regiment was now arrested without wiping his buttocks, which was a great shame, and he was so angry that he fainted directly.
There were other officers and soldiers in the woods, and they wanted to stop the company commanders who had arrested them one by one when they saw Su Hongwen arresting them, but how powerful did they have? As soon as I stood up, some of them sat down with their butts, first they felt a heat on their buttocks, and then these people shed tears, too lacking in morality, the people of the seven regiments are your eight ancestors.
Su Hongwen stretched out a hand and waved at these people and said: "Goodbye, comrades, don't send it, you pull slowly, I will take your regiment commander to our regiment headquarters to drink tea, after the exercise, you remember to pick up people, by the way, remember to bring him some clean clothes, I left in a hurry and forgot to wipe his buttocks, bye." Still saying this, Su Hongwen turned his head and ran.
The wolf-toothed people were so angry that their noses were crooked, and they scolded Su Hongwen one by one, and some shouted: "There is a kind of fucking you coming back to fight with Lao Tzu, oops!" Then there was a "poof" sound, and it pulled again.
Some scolded: "Qituan I cĒo your grandmother, you are too despicable, you actually take laxatives, and you have the ability to do it with our real knives and guns." ā
The person next to this man persuaded: "Brother, save some effort, it's useless for you to scold him, we can't say that people are despicable, you forgot that we did the laxative first." ā
When the man heard this, he choked enough, but he opened his mouth but couldn't scold anymore.
The poisonous wolf said weakly: "Don't talk nonsense, the people from the command?" Hurry up and inform the other companies and let them move closer to the headquarters. ā
As soon as the poisonous wolf finished speaking, a roar was heard not far away, and a soldier said in a daze: "It's over, it's over, that grandson blew up the terminal, how can you notify the other troops?" ā
As soon as the poisonous wolf heard this, he didn't stand firm and sat up, he felt a heat on his buttocks, and then tears came down, and he scolded in his mouth: "Grandson, you get back to grandpa, I'm going to kill you." ā
Su Hongwen was too lazy to walk the mountain road, he found a car, and the rest naturally blew up one that was not left for the wolf's tooth, as for the arsenal and fuel depot, it was naturally blown up, and then drove the car to pull Jin Hongchang, who was still unconscious, out of the wolf's tooth headquarters.
At this time, the big man covered his nose and said, "Why is it so stinky?" The smell of that? ā
Dunzi also covered his nose and said, "It seems to be from the Wolf Tooth Command, are they eating stinky tofu?" ā
The doctor slapped Dunzi's head and scolded, "The smell of your stinky tofu? It seems to smell of big feces. ā
The big man waved his hand again and again: "Don't say it, it's disgusting, what are the wolf-toothed people doing?" ā
After more than ten minutes, a dark shadow suddenly appeared, and the big one said vigilantly: "Who? ā
Su Hongwen walked over and said, "It's me." ā
The big one hurriedly said: "Cat waist, be careful of being discovered by the wolf's tooth people." ā
Su Hongwen waved his hand and said with a wicked smile: "I found him a grandmother, now the wolf-toothed people are all prostration, what other sentries are there, I invited their regiment commander, let's go back to the regiment headquarters." ā
Dunzi was stunned and said hurriedly: "Old Su, how did you do it?" ā
Su Hongwen smiled evilly and said what he had done, goosebumps rose on his body when he heard it, and he said in a complaining voice: "Old Su, is your trick too lacking in virtue?" ā
Dunzi glared at him and said, "What kind of virtue is missing?" Have you forgotten how these bunnies of Wolf Tooth cheated us? Okay, hurry up, go back and let the head of the regiment invite us to drink, haha. ā
The doctor patted the big man on the shoulder and said: "Dunzi is right, the exercise is a war, since it is a war, don't look at the process, only look at the result, no matter what means are used, you can only win, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's leave this hell place." ā
The wolf tooth has already run to Su Hongwen's side, and a big head keeps rubbing his legs, obviously this guy doesn't want to stay here either.
Su Hongwen took them to the car and rushed to the regiment headquarters, but before the regiment headquarters was intercepted, because they were wearing wolf tooth clothes, Su Hongwen and the four of them were released after revealing their identities, and before they arrived at the regiment headquarters, the regiment headquarters knew that they had killed the wolf's tooth command and captured Jin Hongchang alive.
As soon as Su Hongwen and the four of them arrived at the regiment headquarters, they enjoyed the treatment of heroes, especially Su Hongwen was directly picked up by a group of soldiers and went to the sky, and everyone celebrated in this way for a while before it ended.
Xiao Sun came over and said to Su Hongwen with a smile: "Old Su wants to see you, come with me." ā
Su Hongwen followed Xiao Su to a tent, Su Hongwen saw that there was a cross on the tent and immediately wondered: "This is?" ā
Xiao Sun smiled bitterly: "The head of the regiment was recruited, and he was dehydrated, and now he is playing the hanging bottle, and by the way, the head of the Jin regiment is also inside." ā
At this moment, Su Hongwen heard Jin Hongchang scolding: "Guo Cannon, I cĒo your grandmother, why are you so shameless?" ā
Guo Song immediately sneered at each other: "Jin Hongchang, you are scolding your mother here, you are now a prisoner of Lao Tzu, and I will confine you for your mother's nonsense." ā
Jin Hongchang said angrily: "You dare? ā
Guo Song sneered: "If you don't dare, the guards came in and locked up this old boy for me, didn't give him toilet paper, and didn't let him go to the toilet." ā
Jin Hongchang was so angry that he was about to cry, but he couldn't do anything now, so he could only glare at Guo Song angrily.
Su Hongwen laughed out loud when he heard these conversations, he really didn't expect that the two grand masters of the main station group would quarrel like children.
Guo Song's voice came at this time: "Su Hongwen let Lao Tzu come in, and the little fucking one is snickering outside." ā
Su Hongwen smiled and shouted yes and walked in, as soon as he entered, Jin Hongchang immediately glared at him angrily, and shouted in his mouth: "Su Hongwen, Lao Tzu wants to shoot you." ā
Obviously, Jin Hongchang knew that Su Hongwen drugged him and made him lose such a big person. (A good event for pie in the sky, cool mobile phones are waiting for you!) Follow from ~ Dian/Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter ddxiaoshuo), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to ddxiaoshuo WeChat public account! (To be continued......)