Chapter 860: The Wolf and the Dog

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"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand impatiently, "Shut up for me, I'll be annoyed when I hear you speak......"

"Hmph......" Sister Bai snorted, and didn't dare to say more.

"Nie Shenzhou ......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "You and Chuanxi are so affectionate, and you are hooked shoulders and backs, do you two have a leg?" ”

"Wow......" The girl immediately screamed, "Uncle, you are so fashionable......"

"......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned black at that time, and the green tendons on his forehead jumped suddenly.

"Ahem......" Zhao Chuanxi was embarrassed at that time, and involuntarily stayed away from Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Sometimes the peach blossom luck is too vigorous, and it is not a good thing, not only can it attract the opposite sex, but it can also attract sex ...... it."

"I'll tell you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned even darker at that time, and he glared at Zhao Chuanxi angrily, "Chuanxi, we are good buddies, if you say that, you will break my heart, you know?" ”

"We are all gentlemen, don't worry about it......" Zhao Chuanxi's face changed at that time, "Don't worry about it, it's hypocritical, I can't stand it......"

"I'll tell you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou took a deep breath, "I'll tell you, Chuanxi, when my uncle took you to hunt and take you to fishing, how can we say that we also have comrade-like feelings......

"Who has a comradely relationship with you??" Zhao Chuanxi was anxious at the time, "The two of us don't have a ...... relationship."

"Oh my God......" The girl suddenly exclaimed, "Dare to love you two have already become comrades??" I can't see it, it's hidden deep enough......"

"Uncle, do you really don't know or fake don't know??" Zhao Chuanxi was about to cry, "The current comrades are gay, how can you ...... If you mention Comrade to me again, I won't live my ......."

"Uh......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's old face turned red at that time.

"Hmph...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately sneered, "Divorce." Resolutely divorced, I don't want to live with a pervert, think about the people who have lived with me for more than 20 years, they actually like that tune, I'm disgusted, I want to vomit......"

"You are the pervert, everyone in your old Li family is perverted......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time.

"Nie Shenzhou, you son of a bastard......" Comrade Li Guiying heard that Comrade Nie Shenzhou even scolded his own mother's family, and he was angry at that time, "You do that kind of shameless thing." Are you disgusting?? It's still a comrade-like feeling, if I had known that you were gay, let alone marry you, even if I didn't look at you, even if I had a stool, it would be cleaner than you......"

"I said......" Nie Canglong was dumbfounded at the time, "In front of so many people, do you think you can restrain yourself??" Is it okay to make people laugh?? ”

"I am doing right, standing upright, and not afraid of being looked at...... Comrade Li Guiying said quite confidently." It's not like a comrade......"

"What did I do that lacked morality??" Nie Shenzhou's comradely face was red and his neck was thick, "Why am I afraid of people looking at me?" As he spoke, he pointed to the crowd, "No one is allowed to go." Open your eyes and watch carefully, if anyone doesn't look at it, it won't give me face, and I will let my son remember him......"

"Don't worry......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief sighed. We promise not to blink an eye......"

"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong was really anxious, "You just look at it like that??" I'm telling you, you're not doing it, you know? ”

"They're going to get divorced anyway. Zuihou had a fight before the divorce, so let them have a good time......" The girl pursed her lips, "If you kill one, you don't have to go through the formalities......"

"You ......" Nie Canglong's face turned black at that time.

"What kind of daughter-in-law is this??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at the girl and frowned, "Even if you really think so in your heart, don't say it, okay?" ”

"I'm a straight person, I don't hide anything I have to say......" The girl pouted and said.

"Daddy......" Nie Canglong looked at his father, and begged bitterly, "You should give your son a face, whether you two fight or divorce, let's settle it in private, okay?" Give your son a face......"

"You little son of a dog, Lao Tzu's business, you still fucking need to take care of it??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, what is it called a fight, or a divorce? ? You can't fucking talk??

"Hey ......" The girl was not happy when she heard Comrade Nie Shenzhou scolding so badly, "What's the matter with you?" Your son is kind and good, okay?? Do you think he is willing to be Mr. Dongguo and Lu Dongbin? ? Let me tell you, if it weren't for his father, the two of us would be eating melon seeds and watching a show......"

"Hmph, hum, hum......" Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, "What Xiaojun said is really reasonable......"

"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou didn't come back to his senses at first, and his brows furrowed tightly.

"Jun, how do you speak??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened, and he glared at the girl viciously, "Are you such a daughter-in-law??" ”

"Dare to say that your father-in-law is a wolf or a dog, Aunt Qin is definitely the first ......" Sister Bai sighed.

"Xiaojun, let me tell you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou heard Sister Bai's words, and his face turned blue at that time, but he didn't know what to say, this is a daughter-in-law after all, it is useless to say it lightly, and it seems that it is not appropriate to say it seriously.

"You say......" the girl winked, "and we both listened attentively......

"Auntie......" At this time, a dignified-looking woman walked in from the back kitchen, "The soup has been cooked, when will it be served?" ”

"Let's boil the ...... first," the girl waved her hand, "and then ......serve it when we're almost done."

"No......" the woman replied, and then returned to the kitchen.

"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes lit up at that time, "This woman is dignified, graceful and elegant, and she is so noble from the cracks in her bones, and I don't know who her surname is, how old she is, and whether she is married." Such a woman is simply the most perfect daughter-in-law in my mind......"

"Her surname is Longmingnu, is she Fangling?? It depends on how to calculate it......" The girl raised her eyebrows, "If it is calculated by people, she is exactly one year old this year, if it is calculated by dragon, this is not easy to say, as for marriage??" I'm still unmarried, but I've got a fact with your son, as long as you're okay here. She's sure she's okay there......"

"I ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou wilted at that time, originally, he just wanted to be angry with this unlucky daughter-in-law, but who would have thought that the truth of the matter made him and his friends stunned.

"Ahem......" Nie Canglong was quite embarrassed, "What's that, right??" This matter, he is all by mistake, no coincidence can not be written, this is really ...... What's that......"

"What's that??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at his son with a smile. But then his face changed, and he glanced at Aunt Qin's grandmother, "I said Aunt Qin, you just said." What is the woman who has the facts with my son?? ”

"Dragon girl......" The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "It's just a dragon, it's nothing ......"

"You say this loser...... "Comrade Nie Shenzhou can't do anything with Aunt Qin's grandmother, but it doesn't mean that he can't do anything with his son." There is a saying that when you hit a child on a rainy day, you are idle. "Look at what you're provoking all this?? It's a snake and a dragon, and a bunch of little monsters will be born in the future, won't that insult our old Nie family?? ”

"Hmph, hum, hum......" Bai Susu's little mouth suddenly pouted, and looked at his master with a look of grievance, who did people recruit to provoke whom?? Lying down, they were shot.

"I said Comrade Nie Shenzhou......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately unhappy, "What's wrong with the snake spirit??" What happened to the Dragon Maiden?? The children born by the snake spirit are all Wenqu Xing, and the dragon girl is born, even if it is not Wenqu Xing, it is not far off, how can it insult the style of your old Nie family? ? What is the style of your old Nie family?? Small door, small household, what do you have to do?? If you dislike it, my grandson will have my surname in the future, surnamed Li, and our old Li family doesn't talk so much......"

"Okay......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately sneered, "In the future, if you give birth to monsters, they will all be surnamed Li, even if you Lao Li family is your old Li family, anyway, your old Li family is all monsters......

"Nie Shenzhou, your old Nie family is not a monster, your old Nie family is fucking perverted, especially you, you dead comrade......" Comrade Li Guiying was furious at that time.

"Your old Li family is all monsters, and there is no normal ......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou roared angrily.

"Perverted, dead perverted, your father is a pervert, your mother is also a pervert, especially you, even more perverted......" Comrade Li Guiying screamed not to be outdone.

"Are we here for dinner, or are we here to watch two people fight??" Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.

"Don't squeak, I'll pull you in for a while, then you just wait to cry......" Zhang Wenge muttered quietly.

"I said......" Nie Canglong was about to cry, "Can we talk in private??" This makes people look at it, what is it?? What a joke......"

"Shut up......" Comrade Li Guiying glared at his unlucky son, "Do you have the right to speak?" ”

"You still dare to teach me a fucking lesson, do you believe that Lao Tzu slapped you with a big mouth??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son angrily, and roared angrily.

"Little Green Snake ......" The girl was immediately angry, and pointed at the man angrily, "You are Mr. Dongguo, and when Lu Dongbin is addicted, are you??" Are you well fed?? ”

"What are you talking about...... Nie Canglong's face pulled down at that time, "Qin Xiaojun, I warn you, this is zuihou once, if you commit it again in the future, you will give me where I came from and where I went back......"

"What did you say??" The girl was stunned, tears welled up in her beautiful eyes, "Okay, I'll go where I need to go......" said that, she dropped her chopsticks and ran outside.

"Master, master......" Bai Susu hurriedly chased after him in panic.

"How can you talk to Jun like that??" Comrade Li Guiying was also stunned, "Why don't you hurry up and chase me back......

"What are you chasing??" Nie Canglong's neck stalked, "Such a daughter-in-law who is neither big nor small, don't ...... it"

"Tut-tut......" Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly sighed, "Filial son, what a great filial son......"

"Slap ......" Comrade Li Guiying directly shook Yun Zhongzi Dao with a big mouth, "What's the matter with you??" What are you calling after the poor?? ”

"I ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was stupid at the time, covering his face, "I recruited you to provoke you??" Didn't I just praise your son?? ”

"Are you going??" Comrade Li Guiying didn't pay attention to the cloud neutron Taoist at all. Pointing his finger at his son's nose, he said viciously.

"Go, I'll ......" Nie Canglong covered his face, looked at his mother with a frightened face, and took a cat's step and chased him out slowly.

"I'll tell you, if you don't bring Xiaojun back to me, you won't come back......" Comrade Li Guiying yelled at his unlucky son, shaking the entire Daode Palace.

Nie Canglong was so frightened that he almost fell on his heels. The speed suddenly increased.

"The ...... surnamed Nie" Comrade Li Guiying snorted and pointed at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "Let me tell you, if my daughter-in-law doesn't come back, you will be finished, do you know?" I'm divorcing you, I'm not going to live with you, you son of a shit, a turtle son with a thousand cuts......"

"I ......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was also dumbfounded, "Who did I recruit and provoke whom??" I've always been a victim. It was Xiaojun who said that I was a wolf and a dog, and my son defended me, and I didn't let him defend it. I'm telling you, when that little bastard comes back, I'm going to beat him up......"

"Auntie......" Sister Bai began to persuade, "Don't worry." The two of them are making a show, don't you know your son?? He is a typical daughter-in-law who forgets his mother, and you think he said that you fell into the water at the same time as Xiaojun. He saved Xiaojun first and said that he was joking?? That's the real truth, it's not adulterated at all, the quality is internationally certified, you think, he even forgot his mother, maybe he remembered his father?? ”

Sister Bai can see it clearly, not to mention how Nie Canglong is, as long as this Comrade Li Guiying is in one day, the status of this Aunt Qin's grandmother will definitely not be shaken.

"Hiss......" Comrade Li Guiying gasped, "What did you say...... Is it true?? Is my son really like that? ”

"If you don't believe it, you can go and have a look secretly, the two of you are now hugging and having fun together......" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.

"I'll take a look...... Comrade Li Guiying's eyes flickered, and then he quietly ran outside.

"Who did I recruit and provoke me??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi immediately wailed, he was the most wronged here.

"You just complained......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "I just slapped you, it's a haode, it's good if I didn't scratch your face full of peach blossoms......"

"How did you teach your daughter-in-law??" Daoist Yunzhongzi glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou with an aggrieved face, "Are you a daughter-in-law?" It's a tigress ......."

"So, when I quarrel with her, I usually keep a distance of three meters from her, just to prevent her from hurting people......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said with a smug smile.

"I'm ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was dumbfounded for a moment, "So, I have suffered an unjustified disaster??" I can only be considered unlucky?? ”

"If you want to fight back, I won't stop you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted, "After all, we are the ones who are at the loss......

"I ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was so angry that his mouth trembled, "You ......" I want to fight back, but I also have to dare?? If I do fight back, your son won't have to skin me??

"Dao Chief, endure the calm for a while, take a step back and open the sky......," Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "I know that you have been wronged, I will definitely let my son compensate you, this is also a lesson for my daughter-in-law......"

"How can this be considered a lesson for your daughter-in-law??" The Cloud Zhongzi Daoist suddenly had a ridiculous feeling, as if I was beaten, okay??

"I don't understand this??" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his cheap master, "Uncle means that my brother's compensation to you is very, very generous, so rich that it will make my aunt's flesh hurt......"

"Is that so??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's eyes lit up at that time, and the grievances in his heart were like wings, and he flew away with a brush, "I can understand it, and I am also very satisfied with this way of dealing with it......"

"Why didn't my sister-in-law beat me just now??" Zheng Dongfang began to envy, jealousy, and hatred.

"Why don't you let me slap you, and then compensate you for half of it??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said.

"Where's half of it??" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "You have to give it all to me......"

"That's it??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and said.

"Before you make up your mind, you have to swear that you must actively ask for compensation, and the compensation must make your sister-in-law feel pain...... Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly and said.

"It's worthy of being a university lecturer...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi gave Zheng Dongfang a thumbs up, "This brain is turning fast ......"

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying's figure appeared at the door, with a hint of indescribable taste on his face, "What do you guess I saw just now??" ”

"You can't see corns, do you??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile.

"That's how you became a father-in-law??" Comrade Li Guiying glared at Comrade Nie Shenzhou and said angrily.

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