Chapter 108: The Great Transformation of the Living
Park Myung-so took out a tape recorder, which was very old-fashioned and matched his own image of an old man, and when he came up, he shook his head and performed his friend Lee Hyun-moon squatting in the toilet listening to the recording, and when he actually played it, he used the fast-forward button as the play button and broadcast a piercing overdrive melody. Of course, Park Myung-so can't really even use a tape recorder, such a performance is actually a kind of physical funny, and it is a common means for funny artists to sacrifice their image to make jokes when recording a show, the more old the qualification, the more so, they call this "variety show spirit".
Next, after getting the tape recorder, Park Myung-so began to clap his hands frantically and sing the cheap song he had composed, "You are my woman, you are my man......" The two composers' rapidly tired mental state set off the singing skills of the "old spicy" of this senior in the music industry who has released four regular albums, and showed the helplessness of facing the crazy old father in the practice room vividly and exquisitely.
followed by Park Myung-so was Roh Hong-chul's "Three Girls". "Calm girl, cold girl, cold girl." Lu Hongzhe's signature madman appearance not only made the girls cold, but the atmosphere at the scene also cooled down. The composers should pick good things to say and encourage, and they can make up a little praise for Park Myung-so, but they can't say anything of praise to Lu Hongzhe.
The first two are just to make the audience relaxed daxiao's variety show content, if it's always funny, then this song festival will become a farce, and the writer of the program group held up a sign with the name of haha written on it. Haha, as the only one in the mixed ballad industry among all the MCs of "Infinite Challenge" (neither Ji nor Junjin has joined "Infinite Challenge"), everyone has high expectations, and it can be said that whether the main tone of this ballad festival is a farce or a drama depends on his performance. Liu Zaishi waved his hand after receiving the prompt, "Next is the self-esteem of our "Infinite Challenge" ballad festival, haha!" β
"I prepared perfectly." Haha smirked a proud expression, "I'm looking forward to it, you're all going to show me." β
"What are you talking about, look at your cute hairstyle first." Zheng Hyung-dun is very dissatisfied with Haha's proud appearance, isn't the singer amazing? "Are you a flight attendant, can you bring a Coke?"
"What Coke, how do you think you got into that pathetic body? I had to drink Coke when I got on the plane. Haha sneered disdainfully, but he had already acquiesced to the fact that he was a flight attendant. Today, Haha's hairstyle is a men's ball, which is very cute and trendy, and it also looks like a flight attendant, and it is even more like the plaid shirt he wears.
"Today, in order to let you see the professional liliang, I specially invited my good friends, two very good guitarists, to invite 'wood bikes' and clap their hands." Haha happily called out his friends.
Everyone's surprised look made Li Jingming, who was standing in the staff, laugh for a while, obviously chatting in the preparation room for a long time just now, but now he pretends to be the same as if he just knew that people are coming, especially Liu Zaishi's perfect acting skills, I believe that he usually does this kind of thing.
"Weishenme, these two are here, isn't there no need for haha?" Liu Zaishi ran forward and said, "Haha, are you preparing to retire?" β
"Hey, what did my brother say, let's watch the show first." Haha pressed Yoo Jae-seok back to his seat.
Liu Zaishi motioned for the camera to turn to the two composers, "Haha, you have to pay attention to the expressions of the two composers, when the two came out just now, Mr. Yin Rishang was just tired, and now he is obviously angry." β
Yoon Il-sang and Ahn Jung-hoon immediately laughed when they heard Yoo Jae-seok's words, and they smiled very kindly, very kindly, and very awkwardly.
"It's okay for two teachers to do facial expression management without doing it." Yoo Jae-seok makes the bad ground add pressure to Haha.
Finally the noise ended, Haha began his own performance, just like he himself introduced earlier, it is a very cute song, and it is also a very cute performance, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like it came out of a children's program, for the sake of funny, the song also inserts Li Wenshi's imitation performance and haha's own childish dance, in short, the performance is still a cheap style unique to "Infinite Challenge", but to some extent, it still reflects that the singer is different from Gagman after all.
"Is this a song you wrote yourself?" Everyone didn't believe it, but the song was actually pretty good.
"Of course." Haha flicked his fist as if he were playing a game of "course" in X-man.
"After listening to this song, I think it's better for you to be separated." Ahn Jung-hoon smiled and sentenced Haha to death.
Liu Zaishi happily confirmed: "You mean that haha has been excluded like this?" β
"That's right." Ahn Jung-hoon nodded.
"yes, bring a videographer to Haha and lead him to another place to record the show." Lu Hongzhe gave a very reasonable suggestion.
"That's right, I just said that I was only notified in the morning, and I obviously even invited a helper, could it be that I happened to meet it here?" Jung Hyung-don accused Haha of lying, "How can a liar come to record such a high-rated program, and how can such a person be shown to the people?" Hong Zhe, I'm not talking about you (Lu Hongzhe is a liar in "Infinite Challenge"). β
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's not appropriate." Liu Zaishi behaved like a good big brother who was reluctant to give up his younger brother at this time, and the sincere reason was that he had hired a helper himself, haha really left, so he would leave himself?
"We don't know my brother's mind yet, you can start quickly." Haha hugged Liu Zaishi with a smile, now the two of them are in the same boat, and if they don't catch themselves, they will fall into the water.
"Actually, I personally know a lot of people in the music industry, and of course I can't fight alone when writing songs this time." Liu Zaishi paved the way, "Although I write the song myself, I can write a lyric, so what about ......it?"
"Didn't Kim Jong Kook go in?" Park Myung-so interrupted Yoo Jae-seok and said a name that hadn't appeared for a long time. Kim Jong Kook has a good connection, and he is also a close relative of Yoo Jae Seok, so although he is gone, his friends still help him promote it from time to time, and Kim Jong Kook will retire in half a year, and now Yoo Jae Seok has begun to warm up for his return, as the veteran of "X-man", Park Myung so and Kim Jong Kook have a good relationship, so I mention it here, but Kim Jong Kook is going to serve, and Park Myung so said that it was the same as squatting.
"Brother Zhong Guo's song was not written by himself." Haha's acting life can be said to be continued because of Kim Jong Kook's talent, so he is very grateful to him as his own brother, and the mention of Kim Jong Kook's name is particularly exciting.
"It's not that person, it's a more powerful musician." Liu Zaishi waved his hand.
"Could it be Teacher Zhao Rongbi, didn't that one retire?" Park Myung-so asked in surprise, in front of Kim Jong Kook's "Triple Crown" title, he can say that he is more powerful than Kim Jong Kook without pressure, it is estimated that there is only Cho Yong Bi in South Korea.
"Not only a singer, but also a music producer, please Jin C." Liu Zaishi made an exaggerated gesture and pointed at it, and there was a loud bang in the sky, and Jin C appeared brightly.
"What? This person ......" Park Myung-so looked disappointed, saying that he and Kim C were still the same age.
"Why is there one after you?" haha pointed to Li Jingming behind Jin C and asked Liu Zaishi, "Could it be that my brother invited Feat?" β
"Isn't this a newcomer in the general trend, we Jingming Xi" Compared with Jin C's cold expression, Park Mingxiu was much more affectionate to Li Jingming, and also sang "Confession" live to "The moonlight is cold, and my new is cold......"
"The atmosphere at the scene is also cold, alas, really, this person will automatically lean over when he sees someone who is popular." Jung Jun-ha, who played Park Myung-so's rival in "Infinite Challenge", jumped out at this time to accuse him of seizing the advantageous terrain, because as soon as Lee Kyung-myung came, three cameras turned over, so Park Myung-so went over for the camera.
"Wouldn't you like to introduce me, this is the rookie king, the rookie king, the rookie king!" Lu Hongzhe's unique three-stage madness scream is very distinctive.
Li Jingming shook his head, "I'm not." β
"Don't be modest, it's you." Zheng Hengdun also came to rub the amount of release.
"I'm just an enthusiastic spectator, and I'm here to watch." Li Jingming began to sell cute, and there were five big characters written on his face that he didn't know anything (there were six?). I don't know anything either).
"No, this is the filming site, and the audience is not allowed to come in." Liu Zaishi stepped forward and grabbed Li Jingming's arm and prepared to take him away.
"Brother Shi, didn't you ask me to text the number with the tail number 8673?" Li Jingming pushed Liu Zaishi's hand away with a puzzled expression, "Now that people have invited me to come, you let me go again?" β
"The tail number 8673 is the number of Kim Tae-ho's PD." Lu Hongzhe disclosed to the audience who did not know the truth.
Park Myung-so pushed Yoo Jae-seok dissatisfiedly, "As the main MC, you know that you can lead people to the show, and you asked if we agreed?" β
"Maybe it's fixed? I'll be the third-in-command for you when I come. Park Myung-so turned around and had a completely different attitude towards Lee Kyung-myung, and directly gave him Jung Jun-ha's third-in-command.
"I want to ask a question first." Li Jingming pondered for a while and said, "Is there such a situation, is it okay to record only half of the show, I will participate in the first half, and the second half will disappear?" β
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"I'm afraid I won't be able to last that long, so I did it for an hour and a half just at the beginning, and now it's been another hour and a half since I talked casually." Li Jingming scratched his chin, "Don't you all have to eat lunch?" β
"This is the case with a special, and we usually take it a little easier." Liu Zaishi explained.
""Infinite Challenge" is the real special when it's not a special, right?" Li Jingming helped everyone summarize that "Infinite Challenge" is really more special than non-special episodes.
Li Jingming's words resonated with all MCs, and the "Infinite Challenge" program group condemnation meeting was directly held on the spot, and Park Myung-so was the most direct and asked for a salary increase on the spot. These people were originally all kung fu, and they could make people dizzy when they were usually restrained, but now they broke out one by one, and their direct combat strength exceeded 9,000, and the filming site had been scorched.
"Isn't it too abrupt to leave halfway through, you are not a person like Brother Zheng Junhe, the audience will definitely be able to find out." Liu Zaishi actually discussed this issue with Li Jingming very seriously.
"Ah, Liu Zaishi!" Jung Jun-ha was deeply stung by Yoo Jae-seok's words, and there was an episode where he didn't show up for filming, but after the broadcast, the audience didn't even care about him, and they didn't ask where he went. That's all it takes, but there is an episode of Haha that didn't come, but the audience frantically asked Haha what happened on the message board, this matter was regarded by Jung Jun-ha as an eternal pain, and now it is tantamount to being scarred by Yoo Jae-seok.
Zheng Junhe belongs to a "sensitive physique", and sometimes everyone will get sullen for no reason when the atmosphere is tidy, so many viewers question him, what variety show do you still come to do if you can't afford to joke? But the character is difficult to change, and "Infinite Challenge" is indeed impossible without anyone.
Jung Jun-ha was pulled aside by his big brother Park Myung-so to comfort him, while Lee Kyung-myung and Yoo Jae-seok continued the question just now, "Actually, I have thought about it after standing on the side for so long, and I really came up with a good idea." β
"Oh, really?" Liu Zaishi knew that Li Jingming's sense of artistry was very good, so he tried to give him as much as possible, which was also his original intention to get Li Jingming here to shoot. The two of the "wooden bikes" just now combined failed to have a few lines, and now they are obviously treated differently against Li Jingming, but everyone doesn't dare to have any opinions on Liu Zaishi doing this.
"Actually, you can get everything done by adding a small link to Infinite Challenge." Li Jingming moved his fingers in front of the camera, "Join a "Infinite Challenge" magic show, this link will be carried out in the middle of each shooting, you can perform various versions of the big change, and I can go first if I am gone, which is not abrupt and interesting." β
"Wow, genius!" Before Liu Zaishi could speak, Park Myung-so threw away Zheng Junhe and pounced, grabbed Li Jingming's shoulders and shook him vigorously, "The problem that has plagued me for three years has been solved by you like this, I just thought about how there is no reasonable way to leave early on this shijie, I didn't expect it to be here." β