Chapter 520 What is squatting and standing

The corners of Zhang Qianqian's mouth raised a sweet smile, she grabbed my hand and put it in front of her and said, "Husband, I love you too, although you are getting worse and worse now, but I am not angry." I found that I couldn't live without you anymore, and when you bully me in the future, you can't say more words of love for me. ”

"Well, do you always say that you don't get tired of it?"

Although I love Zhang Qianqian very much, I can't say meaty love words every day. I always feel awkward to say this, but I found that girls still love to listen to these words, these words are like lullaby, and if they keep talking, they can make Zhang Qianqian's little hands resist instantly become cooperative, and the love words of flesh and numb are indeed magical.

"You didn't say a word. It doesn't add up to more than ten sentences, but you've bullied me many times, it's not fair. ”

Zhang Qianqian's little head rubbed in my arms: "I hate it, if you don't say it, I won't let you bully me in the future." ”

I scratched my head in embarrassment. I always felt awkward to death, I opened my mouth and stammered, "I...... I love you. ”

Zhang Qianqian looked at me and smiled happily, she opened her small mouth and kissed me on my neck, I hugged her little waist and fell into her tenderness, her laughter sounded in my ears, and the fragrance of her body spread in my nose, smelling refreshing.

Because she was shy, she grabbed the quilt on the bed and put it over us......

With a knock on the door outside, Zhang Qianqian lifted the quilt and got out of bed and began to arrange her clothes. Nangong Siqi's soft voice came from outside: "Qianqian has eaten." ”

"Oh."

Zhang Qianqian held her reddened little face, she squatted on the ground, while arranging her jacket and putting on her shoes, I sat up from the bed and patted her shoulder and said, "Did I go too far just now." ”

"It's good to know, don't bully me like that next time, or I'll ignore you."

I touched the marks on my neck that were bitten by her, and said with some grievances: "Hey, you bit me first." ”

"But you can't bite like a beast."

Zhang Qianqian slapped me lightly in the chest, snorted and turned around and left, the moment she walked out of the room, she turned around and said, "Don't get up, I'll bring you something to eat." ”

"I have arms and legs, so let's go down and eat."

I'm not a pampered person. Now my body has basically healed, Nangong Siqi's medicine is very effective, especially the decoction I drank later, I am simply alive and well, if it weren't for Zhang Qianqian's disagreement just now, maybe we would have done something bad.

It seems that although Qianqian agreed to be my girlfriend, she still disagrees with me to do some things, but this is not wrong, it shows that she cherishes the relationship between us more, and some things still need to be endured.

If you want to say that Qianqian praised me just now, she said that I was better than the monkey, Yangyang was angry if she didn't agree to the monkey, she didn't promise me not only not to be angry, but also praised her for being a girl who guarded like jade, I think the monkey can probably cry when he hears this.

After getting out of bed, I hadn't taken a few steps before Zhang Qianqian walked in from outside with egg fried rice.

"Why are you up?"

Zhang Qianqian really took care of me as a child, I smiled and said: "I don't get up and lie in bed alone to do anything, I've been sleeping for most of the day, besides, I'm not fine, Sister Siqi's decoction is particularly effective, I feel like I have nothing to do now." ”

"It's very effective, it makes you a beast."

Zhang Qianqian put the bowl in her hand on the bedside table, rubbed her front with a red face, scratched my head in embarrassment, mustered up the courage to grab Zhang Qianqian's hand and said, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, never again." ”

"As long as you know it's wrong, I don't blame you, you can eat quickly, it's the egg fried rice that Sister Siqi specially made for you, he knows that you love to eat this."

I sat on the bed with a spoon and ate it in a big gulp, Zhang Qianqian sat next to me, also holding a bowl and opening her mouth to eat little by little, girls and boys are indeed different from each other, girls eat and chew slowly, of course, there is also an alternative and strange Qin Xiaoyou, when he eats, he is completely in man mode, and when he sees something delicious, he is like a little gluttonous cat.

"By the way, I just told Xiaoyou that the two of us won't go home to sleep at night, Xiaoyou said that she was going to sleep at Xintian's house at night, and she didn't dare to sleep at home alone."

After listening to it, I came back to my senses and put down the spoon in my hand and said: "What, go to Lu Xintian's house to sleep, is there any mistake, Lu Xintian is a lesbian, is it okay, you are pushing Xiaoyou into the fire pit, you can't let Xiaoyou go to Lu Xintian's house to sleep, absolutely not." ”

"Things are not as serious as you think, to say that Qin Xiaoyou is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she went to Lu Xintian's house and didn't know how to bully Lu Xintian, didn't you find out that your sister is also very talented in picking up girls, and she turned Lu Xintian's big star fan around."

I couldn't believe my ears, Zhang Qianqian didn't object to Qin Xiaoyou and Lu Xintian's matter, but supported it, I was already about to collapse, I thought that my brother-in-law would be a woman in the future, and I suddenly felt quite depressed.

To say that Qin Xiaoyou is eccentric and disgusting in front of me, and sometimes she still looks like a female ruffian in front of outsiders, but she does not lose the beauty and innocence of that girl, so if I am a woman, maybe I will also like Qin Xiaoyou.

"Qianqian, I still can't accept it, you said that if Lu Xintian and our Xiaoyou fall in love, do I support or oppose it?"

I think this is a very serious problem, if it is a man, I can think about it, what is the character of this man, for what purpose, but if it is a woman, my God, I don't know how to do it.

"Of course it's supportive, if the two of them really love each other, why don't they support it, many men and men are still together, why can't women and women be together, true love is not guilty, haven't you heard of it, besides, I think Lu Xintian really likes Qin Xiaoyou, she is busy for Qin Xiaoyou's affairs, but she is not less busy, when we are not at home, she is also bullied by Qin Xiaoyou with Qin Xiaoyou, it is incredible to think about it."

Zhang Qianqian raised her head, covered her mouth and laughed, I glanced at her angrily and said: "Qianqian, I'm talking to you about business, I'm not joking with you, you said that if your brother likes men, will you support it." ”

"My brother doesn't like men, he likes Sister Siqi."

I smiled and said, "I mean, if your brother likes Zhao Hongbing now, he will be with Zhao Hongbing, and the two of them will never leave each other, and now that I tell you the truth, will you support it." ”

Zhang Qianqian glared at me, she ran to the garbage basket at the door, opened her mouth and vomited.

"Qin Xiaofeng, you are perverted, can you wait for me to finish eating and talk about this kind of thing, if my brother likes Zhao Hongbing, I won't live, I can't accept two men being together at all."

I smiled and said: "Who said just now, as long as it is free love, you should not object, true love is not guilty, if you want me to say that you still have no concept of equality between men and women, I feel that we men are all beasts, and men like men are not true love, they are beasts among beasts." ”

"How do you know what's going on in my heart?" Cloth flutter central rowing.

Zhang Qianqian looked at me suspiciously, I smiled and said: "This is called psychology, I have been reading books on this subject recently, so according to what happened just now, deduce the thoughts in your heart, if you want me to say that men and women cannot be equal, this slogan is to fool people, men and women are not the same, they are born different, one squats and pees and the other pees standing up, according to the psychiatrist Freud, since she was a child, when a woman saw that a man could pee standing up, she already felt that she was inferior to a man in her heart, Even a serious heart will produce a certain inferiority, that is, from the moment of inferiority, men and women are destined to have differences. ”

"What's wrong with squatting and peeing, what's so great about men standing, we women can still stand if they want to."

Nangong Siqi, who pushed the door and walked in, said suspiciously: "What are you squatting and standing, what are you two talking about?" ”

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