"Master! Help me! ”

"Get out!"

"Ask the master to help me change my peach blossom luck!"

"Look at my mouth, get out!"

Kicking Jiang Dazhi away, Fang Shi sat in the car and drank frozen soda while blowing the air conditioner, and a burp came out, taking away the heat all over his body, which was very refreshing.

"Asked?"

"I found out that your baby is really a god! Uncle Zhuang did have a child in his early years, but he died before he was two years old, guess what? ”

"Don't underestimate my IQ, this must have something to do with the Jianghu Warlock, isn't it because I believed in the Jianghu Warlock and didn't go to the doctor?"

Jiang Dazhi stretched out his thumb: "Quanzhong, but it's because there is no money to make trouble, and we were a real remote mountainous area a few decades ago." ”

"I see, let's drive."

"Okay, go back and apologize to Uncle Zhuang"

"You're stupid, this is obviously a knot, you daoqian has a fart, send me to the art village in a serious way, don't go to daoqian, wait for them to fade in a few days, you just come to visit as if it's okay, don't daoqian!"

Jiang Dazhi slapped the back of his head and laughed awkwardly, he was purely concerned about it

There are several art villages in Pengcheng, there are specialized in painting, there are specialized in handicrafts, they are going to do handicrafts in the art village, there are not many guests here, they are engaged in wholesale, according to the owner of this handmade wood shop, there will be more people here during the holidays, however, the long holiday is an exception.

Take out a small piece of wood, the boss is very enthusiastic, not because the thing is small, not to be seen, but also specially use the mobile phone to take pictures of the style of the raw materials, write clear about the material of the raw materials, and then ask the requirements of the square stone, a child's undeceived look.

Fangshi did not say in such detail, that is, it is required to remove as little material as possible, and carve it into the shape of a pendant of a big rooster, and it doesn't even need to be much like, just have a shape.

This request is very simple, make an appointment to pick it up in the afternoon, Fang Shi and Jiang Dazhi inquired with the boss by the way, and heard that there was a farmhouse not far away where the kiln chicken was doing well, so the two drove straight to the goal.

Relying on their youth and strength, the two are not worried about bird flu or anything, but there seem to be many people who are not afraid of death, and the small farmhouse actually has to wait for a seat, the two simply packed two chickens, and then found a small shop to buy cold beer, and parked the car on the side of the road, anyway, this is not a traffic artery, the two of them squatted on the car, one of them held a fragrant roast chicken and gnawed wildly, and they ate cold beer, and they ate it cool!

After eating and drinking, Jiang Dazhi remembered what to do with the car, both of them had drunk, and drunk driving was to be detained, and neither of them had yet to take this risk, so they had to park the car in the huge parking lot of the art village, and the two guys with a handful of art cells walked around the art village.

Anyway, I don't understand, it's just to look good, see a knowledgeable customer, the two brothers came forward to listen to the excitement, but also heard a lot of interesting things, it turns out that there are a lot of masters in this handicraft art village hidden dragon and crouching tiger!

After going around for a long time, Fang Shi finally remembered what he was doing, and when he returned to the wooden point, the boss saw the two of them, and happily took out the things that made haode.

Fang Shi took a look, yes, the handiwork is really good, the original one finger long and two finger wide wood chips, into a long body standing, with its neck up is crowing big rooster, thick claws, big tail, and fluffy neck, and thick cockscomb, sure enough, the charm exists, Fang Shi was greatly admired.

asked the boss to find a pen again, Fang Shi carefully drew a pair of gossip on the wings on both sides, and drew a rune on the base, which was Si Chen's rune.

"Boss, help engrave this again, do you want to charge more?"

"No, no, this little thing will be done right away, you two wait."

The boss didn't do it himself, but handed it to a young man wearing an apron and a lot of sawdust on his body, and the young man did it on the workbench on the side, pulled a magnifying glass, and began to operate meticulously.

"Sir, this is an amulet, right?"

"Oh? The boss also knows? ”

"Hehe, I know a little bit about it, I know a little bit about the craft, you look at the things in our store, the wooden screen of the pine crane prolonging the year, the Taishi chair of Fu Lu Shouquan, the cabinet of the five blessings, everyone likes to use some mascots on these objects, sir, you are doing Si Chen, warding off evil spirits!"

"The boss's eyes are amazing, this is Si Chen, who brings his body to ward off evil spirits."

"There aren't many people who understand this now."

"Hehe, from the book, I think it's funny."

The boss nodded with a smile, but his eyes were a little hesitant, and after hesitating for a while, he finally spoke: "Sir, do you know what kind of wood you are made of?" ”

Fang Shi was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "I know, acacia wood, this is what I asked someone to carve with locust wood." ”

"It's me who talks too much."

"Where, the boss is honest, this business will definitely get better and better, and I may come back to disturb it in the future."

"I can't ask for it."

The things were quickly made, and after asking for Fang Shi's opinion, he put a layer of tung oil on the wood carving, and sent a small bottle of tung oil to Fang Shi, telling him that it was best to connect nineteen tung oils, and it was not difficult to put tung oil on it, that is, after the shade was dried, it was just a layer of paste on it.

Fang Shi thanked him, and took the boss's business card, this wood shop can be customized, the price is not, the boss is not bad, Fang Shi really wants to make something, he also wants to try, can he make his own feng shui objects, compared to porcelain and metal objects, wood is undoubtedly the lowest cost, and the easiest thing to make.

When the two of them returned to the car, they found that they were still full of alcohol, and it was estimated that they still couldn't pass the level of the alcohol detector, so they had to stay in the car and chat with one drink and one drink.

"Stone, this thing is called Si Chen?"

Although Lin Shu put this pendant on the front of the car, Jiang Dazhi was obviously still a little afraid of this thing, so he didn't dare to take it with his hands, but he remembered that Fang Shi had drawn a cinnabar talisman on his hand that day.

However, he automatically ignored the fact that Fang Shi didn't care about taking the wood chips around at all, and that the owner and workers of the processing shop had also come into contact with it.

"Well, that's right, it's Si Chen."

"Si Chen is an exorcist, right?"

"That's right! In Feng Shui, it also has the function of suppressing evil. ”

"Then what do you mean by that, don't you say there are 'ghosts' in there? Why do you make the appearance of a ghost exorcism? ”

"Hehe, it's very simple, the poison needs a safe shell outside, I just want to prevent the 'ghost' inside, that is, the evil qi from running out uncontrollably."

"Oh, I see, are you really going to keep this and hang it on you?"

"weishenmeNo, isn't this thing a very haode self-defense weapon!"

"Self-defense? Prevent what? Didn't you say that you warlocks are not afraid of ghosts, and you also said that ghosts and gods don't exist, just all kinds of qi, so what are you guarding against? ”

Fang Shi sighed and said, "Of course it's a guard!" ”

Jiang Dazhi paused for a moment, and then his face changed: "The two thieves that day were not so simple!" ”

"Hehe, just two ordinary thieves!"

"I don't believe it, ordinary thief? If you can pry open the door easily, don't you know what the store is worth? In fact, I heard Uncle Cheng say that there are even a lot of nails in the store. ”

Fang Shi hesitated for a moment and said, "Dazhi, don't worry about this matter, it has nothing to do with you!" ”

"Shit! You are my brother, do you say you have anything to do with me! ”

Jiang Dazhi was angry, but he couldn't figure out why he was angry, but Fang Shi seemed to understand his feelings, turned his head and smiled: "It's not that I'm talking big, you really can't control these things, this is a matter in our industry, if you can fight very well, or black and white hands and eyes are all over the sky, it's another matter, otherwise, you just can't mix it if you want to." ”

"You!" Jiang Dazhi clenched his fists, and suddenly felt a little weak, maybe he was angry because of this, his brother seemed to have run far on his own path of pursuing his ideals, and he was afraid that he would never be able to catch up.

"Dazhi, we are brothers, but no one stipulates that brothers must take a road, you follow your path, I follow my path, you will be happy when I succeed, and I will drink to you when I fail, that's enough, isn't it!"

Jiang Dazhi nodded helplessly: "Maybe, we have all grown up, we have all grown up!" ”

"Isn't it, by the way, call Weiwei out, I won't work overtime at night!"

"This guy has lost his money, he works overtime all day, no, he will be arrested today!"

"Your baby doesn't have a backache when she stands and talks, only rich people don't talk about money!"

"What about you?"

"Lao Tzu is a master in the world, and you have to call it a master when you see it!"

"It's almost wet, let's go, go back to the city!"

The engine of the car roared, Jiang Dazhi reversed beautifully, the tires creaked, and the car flew out quickly, who dared to say that the second-hand car couldn't drive fast!

In the evening, the three of them went to Lao Zhang's lo-mei shop to drink, but unfortunately the beautiful Zhang Ying was not there, it is said that he went out to travel with his classmates, Jiang Dazhi was so sad that he couldn't find the north, and almost pulled Lao Zhang to call his father-in-law.

Fang Shi didn't tell Xu Weixian about his own affairs, and Jiang Dazhi didn't say it tacitly, there is no need to let Xu Weixian, a guy who likes to worry blindly, know about this, Xu Weixian is still good to make money steadily.

Fang Shi knew that Jiang Dazhi was not lost because of Zhang Ying's absence, he was lost for himself, Xu Weixian was the same, as soon as he drank too much, he would say Huihui and scold himself, people living in the world would be entangled in all kinds of troubles, cut and straightened and messy.

zuihou, Fang Shi didn't know how he went back, and when he woke up in a daze, it was already early the next morning, his head hurt like it was about to crack, and he went to the toilet and poured cold water on it, but it didn't work, but the toilet was filled with a smell of vomit.

So, when Uncle Nine came, Fang Shi was pinching his temples to clean the toilet, while swearing that he would never drink like this again in the future.