Chapter 13 She can't understand human speech, she has to speak bird language
Ning Long was so anxious that he didn't know what to do, so he had to stay outside the door and never leave.
Xing Shaozun sat on the toilet, his right hand supporting his chin, his deep gaze and the gesture of his fist touching the corner of his mouth were extremely painful, like the thinker of the French sculptor Augusti Rodin.
He was depressed.
Last night's soft and soft heart was just broken after tasting a little sweetness.
Do you really have to do things according to the law? Oh! NO! NO! NO! He respects the boss in this business, and he says that he should not get rid of a retarded mind! It's also difficult and challenging! That's who he is!
And this stupid lack... Well... Disregard.
Right! It's just to ignore, to completely ignore her!
"Do you hear me?" He whispered to his good brother.
The benevolent brother shrugged his head, as if he had listened.
Thinking about it like this, Xing Shaozun was in a much better mood and calmed down a lot, but as soon as he opened the door, this stupid man pounced, with crystal clear tears on his face, a pair of teary eyes stared at his legs, his eyes did not blink, and his little finger pointed to his flat bathrobe and shouted in surprise, "Brother Zun, you pulled it out?" It's okay? ”
"......" What kind of character is he Xing Shaozun? Is the big guy good! has the mind and courage of the prime minister who can support the boat in his belly, not to mention that he still faced this stupid hat, waved his big hand to push her away, and said impatiently, "Go away!" ”
Ning Long took a few steps back, but what kind of character is she, is Xiaoqiang, who has no head and no brains, good! What should I do if I hit a wall? had to knock a hole in the wall, so he stuck to Xing Shaozun's body again, "Brother Zun, what's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?" If you're uncomfortable, just say it, I can help you! ”
Dr. Xu said that people need to help each other to see the truth.
She really wants to dedicate all her true feelings to Brother Zun, and only hopes that he will be good.
Xing Shaozun stopped, and pushed Ning Long's shoulder with his palm, the length of one of his arms, to prevent her from approaching.
He said, "One, I'm fine; Second, it doesn't need your help; Third, don't touch me; Fourth, remember to get dressed and appear in front of me again; Fifth, go put your pants on! Immediately! Right away! ”
The wide Mickey Mouse camisole top only covers half of it, and there's something sneaking around in the hem ahead!
He's been paying attention to it for a long time!
"Oh." Ning Long lowered his head and responded softly, and turned around to look for his pants.
Xing Shaozun watched her Bai Huahua's two long legs finally move away, and breathed a sigh of relief, but she suddenly turned around and asked seriously, "Is it really okay?" Can you show me? Will it grow again in the future? ”
asked three times in a row, Xing Shaozun's eyes were red, ancestor, don't bring such a playful person!
"If it grows back while you're sleeping......"
"If you don't wear pants again, it's going to grow back." Xing Shaozun's heart was furious, and his deep voice chewed out this sentence.
Ning Long can't understand, but Dr. Xu said that if you encounter something you can't understand, you must ask clearly, and ask until you understand, this is called... She tilted her head and meditated for a while, this is called... Don't be ashamed to ask!
Yes, shamelessly asked, "Brother Zun, why is this?" Why does it grow out if I don't wear pants? I was obviously wearing pants last night, but it still grows, and my brother is a liar. ”
Brother Zun not only deceives people, but also scares people, glaring at a pair of eagle eyes, as if he hasn't eaten for three days, "because it wants to eat you!" ”
"Ahh Ning Long was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, covering his mouth with his hands, and staring at Xing Shaozun with a pair of clear big eyes, "It will still eat people?" ”
With this surprised action, even the shirt was lifted up a few inches, and the snow-white thighs suddenly had no cover, and they pointed at Xing Shaozun with fierce eyes.
Xing Shaozun glanced at it again, the Adam's apple slipped between his throats, and he almost wrestled, not forgetting to threaten, "There are not even bones left!" ”
"It's scary!" Ning Long was frightened, turned around and ran to the bedside, and found his pants.
Ning Long pouted his ass and wore pants in front of Xing Shaozun without any scruples, he had to... Let's go to the bathroom again.
Xing Shaozun let out a long sigh of relief, and mercilessly gave Brother Ren an ear scraper, a lesson of hatred, "If you are disobedient, you will quench your thirst for the rest of your life!" ”
It was such a nonsensical morning, and finally under the self-mediation of the two righteous annihilations of the boss, it was quiet.
"I haven't combed my hair yet." Ning Long pursed his cherry lips and was stunned to leave the room.
Xing Shaozun was too happy, looking at Ning Long's chicken nest, he had the urge to pick a son and quit!
What does it mean that there must be a second time with the first time, he has deeply realized it!
He wants to strike! He wants to protest! He wants to be free in life!
Anything is good, in short, he just doesn't want to comb his hair for this stupid man!
Ning Long saw that Xing Shaozun hadn't moved for a long time, so he smiled and said, "Brother Zun, if you don't want to, it's a big deal that this hair won't be combed, I remember Dr. Xu said that we shouldn't pay too much attention to appearance, let alone care about other people's opinions, so I'll go out to meet people like this." ”
After speaking, without waiting for Xing Shaozun's reaction, he suddenly walked out of the door.
"Stop!" Joke! How could his Xing Shaozun's woman not pay attention to her appearance? How can you not care about what others think? His woman has to be pretty! It must be praised!
Wait a minute! Dr. Xu? Familiar! What the hell is it?
Ning Long stood still, turned around and asked, "What's wrong?" Respect brother. ”
"Who is Dr. Xu?" Xing Shaozun asked.
"Don't you know?" Ning Long happily began to introduce, "Dr. Xu is my very good friend, he has always played with me and told me a lot of jokes, he taught me the brain teaser last time I took your exam!" He's a nice guy! It's good for me too! He also said that he would go wherever I went! He said he would come today..."
"Sit down!" Xing Shaozun interrupted her, not wanting to waste time on other men.
"Huh?" Ning Long hadn't reacted yet.
Xing Shaozun pointed to the dresser extremely awkwardly, "There..."
"Huh?" Ning Long looked at the dresser, not knowing why.
Xing Shaozun forgot that she couldn't understand human speech and had to speak bird language, so she whispered a bird call, "I'll let you sit on that chair, I'll comb your hair, can you understand?" ”
"Huh?" Ning Long was taken aback, and immediately rejoiced, "Brother Zun, you are so good to me!" ”
Immediately ran to the dresser and sat down, and was overjoyed.
Xing Shaozun lowered his shoulders, he had to end this terrible routine immediately, otherwise, he might die sooner than Jiang Zihuai's guy.
However, his goal in life is not to die at the end of his life, his goal in life is to strive for excellence!