Chapter 91 is annoying
This woman is very speechless, just now she said that I had a relationship with her, and now she says that I touched her ass, these words can't be believed, I think about it carefully, and I feel very wronged.
Sister Monkey knows I'm drunk, what is she doing lying next to me? This is not the same as sending a sheep into the mouth of the tiger and pushing yourself into the fire pit, but fortunately nothing happened, what if it happened? Although I am a man, I will not have a relationship with a woman casually, I am an emotionally dedicated person, and I can't do anything to be sorry for Zhang Qianqian.
"Why, you're still angry, sleeping in my room and bullying me, and glaring at me with your eyes when you wake up, why do you still want to beat me?"
The monkey's sister put the notebook on the bedside table, stood up directly, lifted her legs all at once, made a standing horse, kicked a few times in the air, rolled up her sleeves and said, "I have practiced taekwondo." ”
"Brother Feng, my sister, she is very good at fighting, don't make her angry."
The monkey whispered, let me quickly put on my shoes and leave, I don't want to quarrel with the monkey's sister, after all, this is the monkey's house, and I do sleep in someone's room.
I put on my shoes and was taken by the monkey to another room, where the three fat men were sitting in front of the computer and playing crossfire, he was listening to music with headphones, and he was having a good time.
The monkey closed the door and said with a smile, "Brother Feng, are you okay now?" ”
I shook my head and said it's okay, but I feel very depressed, I get drunk every time I drink, and it seems that I can't drink in the future, and I was beaten by Zhang Qianqian for the first time, because I was drunk and took Zhang Qianqian as Ji Xiaoyun, this time I was drunk and made trouble for the monkey, and almost fought with the monkey sister.
"What do you think of my sister?"
The monkey looked at me with a smile on his face, and it made me feel very obscene, and I suddenly had a sense of foreboding.
"How's that?"
I looked at the monkey a little puzzled, and the monkey smiled and said, "I feel that my sister likes you a little, although she is a college student, but I can be sure that my sister is still a big girl with yellow flowers, Brother Feng, are you interested." ”
"Monkey, is that your own sister?"
I was a little suspicious that the monkey had a problem with his head, and he was clearly trying to introduce his sister to me.
"Of course it's my own sister, but we don't look alike."
After the monkey finished speaking, he smiled and said: "Brother Feng, I tell you, you don't know, when my sister took you home, you vomited her, at that time I thought you were going to be beaten up by my sister, but I didn't expect her to be angry, you broke into her room, she didn't kick you out, and took a shower and went back to the room, if I hadn't seen you dressed when I went in, I thought my sister had done you." ”
I looked at the monkey with my mouth up, and I didn't understand why the monkey wanted me to have sex with his sister so much.
"Brother Feng won't hide it from you, my sister has a strange temper, she hasn't talked about a boyfriend when she's so old, my mother secretly took her to the hospital for a physical examination, and the doctor said that she was normal, but she was a girl in her twenties, she had been in college for half a year, and she had never been in love."
"Maybe it's a late maturity, so don't think about it, let's get down to business."
"Brother Feng, don't worry about it, Chen Haonan and Dasha have already been dealt with by me and the three fat men."
After listening to the monkey's words, I learned that he and the three fat men went to the technical school to find Chen Haonan after I got drunk, and then went to the skating rink to find Dasha, that is, he had just taken a taxi back.
"In this way, there is no one under Brother B who can fight now."
I leaned on the bed, my heart suddenly relaxed a lot, Brother B has no one under him, with Brother B's ability alone, there is nothing to be afraid of, although Brother B has a lot of people, but dare to fight and dare to go up, if you don't dare to fight, it's useless at all, when I hit the Golden Retriever Lion King today, I saw that the group of people is useless, that is, it is used to scare people.
"Brother Feng, do you think my sister is beautiful?"
"Why do you ask this? What does it have to do with me whether I am pretty or not? ”
"I want you to chase my sister, my parents have been worried that my sister can't get married, you ......"
The monkey saw that I was angry, smiled awkwardly, and did not continue.
"Okay, monkey, don't talk about it, I already have a girlfriend, so it's impossible for me and your sister, you guys have a good rest at night, let's go clean up Brother B tomorrow, I'll go first."
I opened the door of the monkey's room and walked into the living room, at this time the monkey's sister had just come out of the bathroom, she saw it and frowned and said, "Have you thought about it?" ”
"Have you thought of anything?"
I don't know why, but I get angry when I see Sister Monkey, and I always feel that she makes me uncomfortable.
"You touched my ass, and you're responsible for me."
Sister Monkey looked at me coldly, her eyes full of murderous energy.
"I'm drunk, I don't know anything, and I'm not interested in you."
I'm not afraid that the monkey will be unhappy now, if I don't like it, I don't like it, and the first impression that Sister Monkey gave me was very bad.
"I just want you to be responsible for me, and I don't care if you're interested in me or not."
The monkey's sister sat on the sofa with a smile, she crossed her beautiful legs and lit a cigarette, looking at her skillful smoking, it must be an old smoking gun, no wonder the monkey has been smoking since childhood.
With such a sister, how can I learn well, I don't know if it's because of prejudice, except for Zhang Qianqian, as long as I see other women smoking, I will be disgusted.
"Monkey, I'll go first, we'll see you in class tomorrow."
I finished speaking and was about to leave, but the monkey's sister had already rushed over to me, she grabbed my hand and pressed me directly to the ground, because the speed was too fast, I didn't react when I lay on the ground, this woman really knows kung fu, speed and moves in one go, just now I have seen her coming, how much defense is in my heart, but even so I was subdued by her.
"What the hell do you want to do, I've already said I'm not interested in you, and I already have a girlfriend, I'm an emotionally dedicated person, even if you're beautiful, I won't be interested in you, you let me go."
I tried to struggle, but it didn't work, my body was locked, and the slightest resistance would hurt and hurt.
"Sister, what are you doing here, you don't want the overlord to bow hard, right?"
The monkey squatted on the ground and said with some embarrassment: "Brother Feng, don't struggle, my sister is a taekwondo champion." ”
"It's none of your business here, if you don't want to be beaten, go back to my room."
The monkey's sister glared at the monkey, and the monkey smiled awkwardly and said, "Brother Feng, I'll go first, you can talk to my sister well, I really want you to be my brother-in-law." ”
After the monkey finished speaking, he quickly ran back to the room, I watched the monkey close the door, my heart was angry, I wanted to struggle, but I just didn't need my strength, it seemed that I really had no way to resist.
"I want you to be my boyfriend."
After the monkey sister finished speaking, I let go of my hand, and I got up from the ground and prepared to run, but at this time the monkey's sister cried, and she cried very sadly, and I was very embarrassed.
The woman's tears are really heartbreaking, and I was still angry and wanted to scold the street, but when I saw Sister Monkey crying, the anger in my heart disappeared at once.
"Eldest sister, are you okay, it was me who was pressed to the ground and struggled just now, why are you crying."
I frowned and said, "We just met, why do you want me to be your boyfriend?" ”
My mind was full of question marks, and I wanted to find out what was going on, how this savage woman could suddenly become so tender and act like a psychopath.
"I want to fall in love with you because you are very much like a person who has left this world forever and can never be found again, but you are the same as him, who did the same thing to me when we first met."
"He touches your ass too?"
I kind of understood that the monkey's sister should have thought of me as a man she had liked, and a dead man, and I shuddered when I thought about it.
The monkey's sister blushed and said, "No, he spit on me like you, and she talks the same way as you, and you both have similar expressions, which is very annoying." ”