Chapter 1 Lucky Stoned Me?

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This day was bright and bright, and Jesse Zhou happened to go to the mountain to pray to God, but for no reason, after he finished worshipping God and lighting incense, it seemed that something had fallen from the sky. His eyes were decisively dark, and he was unconscious.

But what's going on here? In fact, it's very simple, that is, when Zhou Jiexi went to the mountain Taoist temple to pretend to be B, a bright light came up from the sky and hit him.

When he woke up, he thought he was anemic, and he knelt on the ground for a while just now, and just knelt there in order to be lazy. But when he got up, he felt as if he had fainted at that time!

But when he returned to his hometown, he found that he had crossed over. This is really crossed, weishenme is sure so quickly? That's because as soon as Jessie Chou got home, he saw the little nephew who was still looking for him to eat before, and returned to his sister's belly. "Nima, what's going on?"

Although I was entangled and frightened in my heart, there was no trace of joy and collision. Now this kind of thing, that's what he used to think about day and night! Although this thing did come across it, it was a bit of that. For example, as far as Jessie Chou is concerned, he is not scared to pee at this time, or he is happy to urinate, it is definitely because his nerves are thick enough!

Jesse Chow, who was apprehensive, cautiously greeted his family. The movement and the sound, as if he moved a little louder, or a little louder, would have made them disappear. After saying hello, Jessie Chou immediately returned to his room, locked the door, and sat on the bed in a daze!

The family members outside looked at the location where Jessie Chou disappeared blankly. His father looked at Zhou's mother and said, "Xiao Wu took the wrong medicine today or what's wrong, why is he like a second fool, he should be acting in a monkey play, this is ...... This...... This stinky boy! Father Zhou said to Zhou's mother with a strange and somewhat angry face.

"Two fools? I said that the child is his father, who has such a child called his own child, you also said it! Zhou's mother pointed at Zhou, and said to him with a little calf-like emotion: "You just ate the wrong thing today, tell me about your ......" Zhou's mother nagged Zhou's father.

And Dad Zhou looked at his wife with a strange face, what's wrong today. The son is so weird, and the wife is so weird! What's going on with all this?

Jessie Chou didn't pay attention to his parents outside, anyway, they had been like this for most of their lives, and he really didn't pay attention to this little noise. On the bed, after sitting for a while, Jessie Chou began to giggle again......!

Unable to stand the tiredness, Jessie Chou slowly fell asleep on the bed. And Jesse Chou in his sleep had a strange dream, in the dream, he found a group of little people with wings, uh, it should be the legendary goblin, the ears are a little pointed, well! I guess it's a goblin.

The little things seemed to know what he was thinking, and a whole bunch of faces over there had black lines on their faces! Individual minds are also thinking about "dizzy, what kind of person is this, it's so shameless to dream." (The goblin cries, "We are elves, not goblins, and we are 'small'").

I saw those little goblins looking at Zhou Jiexi nervously, as if he was some kind of wild beast.

Here Jesse Chou seems to have become him when he was a child, doing what he wants to do unscrupulously. Seeing the expressions of these little goblins, he was a little unhappy: "What kind of expression is this, it's like a thief, brother doesn't talk about helping the old lady, he has done a lot since he was a child, and he has also been ignorant of collecting gold, but my brother is still kind in his heart!" Oops...... Ah......h

That sound made the little goblins suddenly more nervous, and some of them looked back, looking panicked, and the look was like a high school student at school, hiding in the bathroom and masturbating to a critical moment. Fuck, suddenly someone knocked on the door to come in, and I wanted to stop for a while, but I was a little unwilling. That look, like eating Xiaoqiang, just wants to speed up a little faster.

Although surrounded by goblins, they seem to think that they are well hidden. It's a pity that it was still for Jessie Chou to suddenly see a glimmer of dazzling green light. Suddenly, the little goblins over there were even more nervous, and some of them even showed desperate looks.

As soon as Jessie Chou's brain moved, he felt that there was a ghost, and he muttered a few words, "There are ghosts, there must be ghosts." ’

Now, under the wave of online novels, the Chinese people are not afraid of any ghosts and heretics! And these things can only prove that they are going to have adventures. At this time, people thought that even if they came to radiate one by one, they might be able to become new human beings. Become a liliang who can master special functions.

So all the warnings such as thinking twice before acting, prudence is the eldest son of wisdom, and so on, were all forgotten, and without thinking, they rushed towards the group of goblins.

When the group of goblins saw Jesse Zhou rushing over, they recited a spell in their mouths. Then I only heard a "bang", and Jessie Chow felt as if he had hit the wall, showing signs of being a little dizzy.

"Ahh Kouhu, wait for An to dare to defy the sky" Zhou Jiexi shouted, saying that dreams are all one by one, and this will be hit by Zhou Jiexi has a martial arts dream. Even the Hong Kong mantra I watched before exploded.

Having said that, Jesse Chou still has to take care of the current matter first. After he saw the effect, he burst out with a mouthful of "good" and then chanted: "Look at my three-point return to vitality, ecstasy palm, tantric mudra, turtle school qigong, world king fist, dong dong wave, heavenly thunder strike, heavenly horse meteor fist, dawning goddess forgiveness, Lushan Hundred Dragons." ”

And the wall held up by the group of goblins on the opposite side has experienced this lot of blows, and now it is full of cracks. The goblins themselves turned pale, and apparently there was no other means than fear.

When Jessie Chou saw it, he was even more excited, "Hehe, it seems that it's going to be over, let's have a big trick, ah...... My big stick is already hungry and thirsty, eat my old Monday stick, ah hit. ”

The giant stick in the air gathered and formed, well, the details of the stick are not much to describe, everyone understands, a stick swung at the little goblin, instantly breaking the giant wall, and the shock wave also blew away the little goblins.

“haha…… haha...... "Jessie Chou is aggravated, but it feels like a villain. For a while, the treasure that was shining all over his body was in the hands of Jesse Chou. "Hey, if only I had done the same just now?" Zhou Jiexi was suddenly embarrassed, but after thinking about it, how could that reflect the heroism of Uncle Ben. "Hey......

Looking at the thing in his hand, it looks like a green crystal glowing green, which is very appetizing, regardless of whether this can be eaten or not, but it really feels like I want to swallow it in one bite.

"I want to eat it." sighed, and Jesse Chou felt that this thing seemed to be something that he could get by eating, so he swallowed it without hesitation.

The crystal entered the stomach, and suddenly, a wave of three hundred and sixty-five degrees emanated, and after a while, it seemed to bounce back again. This time, together with Jessie Chou (spirit body), also shrunk into a small dot. At this time, the spirit shijie was blank, and only the little thing was radiating light.

Jessie Chou's room, after he suddenly shivered at this time, he woke up leisurely. I felt as if there was something more in my head, and a burst of thoughts passed on something to Jessie Chou, but it was incomplete, and he was even more confused.

However, Jessie Chou's face was full of surprise, "Hehe, it turned out to be not a dream, what a surprise, sometimes luck just can't stop it, shijie is so wonderful, hehe...... Hehe" Jessie Chou smirked happily.

"Enter" silently, Jessie Chou disappeared into the room strangely, and suddenly, appeared in the room again. “haha…… I see, it's all up to the mind to get in and out, to get in if you want to, to get out if you want to, well, wait a minute, try the time ratio, according to what the novel said in the previous life, what time ratio should there be. Jessie Chou said to himself.

Then he got up and took the old alarm clock in the room, and set the time the same as on his phone.

I entered the space again, and then I had time to look at this space, and at a glance, I saw a big tree that was grounded in the sky, and the big tree was a bit like a banyan tree, with many vertical tendrils on the branches.

Part of the root ends of the tendrils formed a small round ball, a small tree house, in which lived the little goblin (elf: "It's a little elf, the soul is light. It can be seen that those roots are the little goblins, the small houses they weave themselves, and the goblins at this time are hiding in the house and secretly watching him.

The leaves of the big tree are blue cat's ear shape, the stem is bright green, there are no fallen leaves under the tree, and the surrounding land is glowing with a layer of light, and there are no plants on the land, which makes it look empty. Out of the glowing circle of land is a circle of water, the land outside the circle of water is the ordinary form, and the periphery of this layer of land is a void.

The face of the entire peripheral land looks about four or five acres, the land under the big trees looks the size of two football fields, the width of the peripheral river is about the same as the Olympic track, and the water in it does not know where it is the starting point or where the end is, anyway, it is like this.

Jesse Chou, flashed next to the river, looked at the river, there was nothing but water in it, and he felt that he was the master in this space.

So, his mind moved, and the water that kept flowing seemed to have a walkway and became an arched bridge, and it was left to flow down again. But it didn't last a few seconds, and it was back to the same state.

And Zhou Jiexi sat on the ground at this time, and lay down with his body, panting in his mouth, his head was pale, sweating kept coming out, and his eyes were bloodshot. "Pit daddy, pit daddy." That's all I could say.

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