Chapter 34 I like a man's wife
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Li Ruoyu, who had been immersed in eating meat, didn't want to delay such a big thing as filling his stomach for the sake of mediocre people like Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing.
Because in Li Ruoyu's eyes, in the handsome little brother, there is no big temptation of meat to Li Ruoyu.
But the two pairs of chopsticks in front of me are really an eyesore.
Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing were like they had nothing to do, they had to grab that piece of meat. There is so much meat in the pot, wouldn't it be nice to just clip a piece. What childishness!
But Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing were unwilling to let go, and one of them held one end of the piece of meat.
Li Ruoyu thought, if they were sandwiched back and forth like this, would this piece of meat fly out of the pot and fall to the ground by accident.
Isn't that a terrible thing?
It's better to let her Li Ruoyu solve it.
"You two stop me!"
Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing were already secretly competing there, and the eyes of the masses were bright.
just felt that these two people were too murderous, and in order to avoid hurting the innocent, everyone tacitly took a detour to pick up vegetables.
So when they heard Li Ruoyu's words, everyone was stunned, including Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing.
I saw Li Ruoyu slowly pick up his chopsticks, and then stretched out his claws, and under the gaze of everyone, he took away the hot piece of meat that Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing were fighting for.
Then Li Ruoyu opened his mouth to spew blood, and then the meat was gone.
Jiang Xingzhi and Wang Chengjing glared at each other, and they didn't distinguish between the superior and the inferior.
The crowd breathed a sigh of relief.
"Kiss the taro and eat the potatoes."
Wang Chengjing can learn to be obedient this time, last time Jiang Xingzhi diligently helped Li Ruoyu cut steak, this time he can't lose to Jiang Xingzhi.
"I don't eat potatoes, I prefer meat."
Saying that, Li Ruoyu picked up a piece of meat, shook it in front of Wang Chengjing, and then entered Li Ruoyu's bloody mouth.
"By the way, Wang Chengjing, why didn't you go to work that day?"
Of course, Wang Chengjing knew that Li Ruoyu was talking about the day he was entangled by the eldest sister in white, that is, the mentally ill eldest sister who ran away.
Li Ruoyu always wanted to ask, but every time she saw Wang Chengjing, she forgot about it.
"Because, I knew I was going to meet you."
"You know I'm going to beat you up when you meet me?"
Of course, Li Ruoyu knew that Wang Chengjing was talking nonsense, so it depended on how Wang Chengjing made it up.
In fact, Wang Chengjing just felt that it was too boring to go to work that day, and it happened that Xia Zixuan and Zhong Wenjun asked Wang Chengjing to play games. After Wang Chengjing finished playing the game and came out of the Internet café, didn't he just buy a cup of coffee? As a result, I met the eldest sister in white who couldn't pay for her life.
Wang Chengjing is also depressed, since he knows that he will not pay for his life, he should not hurry up and do good deeds, stay in the mental hospital and don't come out, and don't run out to harm others if he has nothing to do. He Wang Chengjing almost became an underground soul, and he felt scared when he thought about it.
Wang Chengjing looked at Li Ruoyu with a sincere face, "Ruoyao, you know, even if you beat me, I will be willing." ”
"Get out! Don't get in the way of me eating meat! ”
Li Ruoyu is eating happily, how can he have time to listen to Wang Chengjing's nonsense. This may be useful for other people, but it is really useless for him Li Ruoyu.
Jiang Xingzhi saw Li Ruoyu's miserable eating appearance, and his mouth was already covered with oil, which really affected his appetite.
So for his Jiang Xingzhi's appetite, Jiang Xingzhi picked up the napkin in his hand and interjected for Li Ruoyu beside him.
Li Ruoyu felt something on his face, so he turned his head.
Jiang Xingzhi: What is this doing!
Jiang Xingzhi took advantage of Li Ruoyu's turn of his head, and just gently supported Li Ruoyu's face.
When the napkin rubbed against the skin on Li Ruoyu's face, Li Ruoyu felt a little itchy, so she moved.
"Don't move, it'll be right away."
Oh my God, is this what Jiang Xingzhi said?
Why is the tone so spoiled! Did she hear it wrong?
However, Li Ruoyu turned his big eyes and got the answer from everyone's stunned expressions.
Jiang Xingzhi is fundamentally to be a Wang Chengjing!
Because Wang Chengjing had already clenched his fists and wanted to kill Jiang Xingzhi.
But Wang Chengjing's phone call came to mind in time.
Barbie, Wang Chengjing directly refused when he saw these four words.
And Jiang Xingzhi also helped Li Ruoyu wipe his mouth, and Li Ruoyu, who had regained his freedom, curiously came to Wang Chengjing's side, "Who is Barbie, why don't you take it?" What kind of debt do you owe again? ”
Wang Chengjing was hurt a hundred points in his heart, and Li Ruoyu thought of him like that.
"Am I that kind of person?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
Wang Chengjing seriously suspected that everyone had been bought by Jiang Xingzhi.
It didn't take long for everyone to notice a young woman walking towards him.
Everyone thought, no, Wang Chengjing is going to suffer!
Sure enough, the earth-shattering "Wang Chengjing! ”
"Miss An, can't you be quiet, aren't you a lady? People who don't know you think you're a shrew. ”
Wang Chengjing was not surprised at all by An Yiwei's arrival, because not long ago, Xia Zixuan had just asked where Wang Chengjing was. And then at this moment, An Yiwei was already here.
So Xia Zixuan, this traitor!
An looked at Wang Chengjing with a slight menacing attitude, "Why don't you answer my phone?" ”
Just called Wang Chengjing, Wang Chengjing actually hung up, which made Miss An lose face.
But doesn't Miss An know that saying it in front of everyone will be a little more shameless?
"Don't you know that the people live on food? Don't you see me here, my mouth is not empty, and it is inconvenient to answer the phone. ”
Wang Chengjing is really good at nonsense, and he can figure it out.
Everyone thinks that the triangle relationship just now is already thrilling, and now there is another eldest lady.
It's even better now, and I hope there won't be any blood spatter.
Everyone said that they didn't want to be splashed with blood, not to mention that it was unlucky, and they had to wash their clothes. Now that prices are rising, laundry detergent or something, it's still very expensive.
"Then you can come with me now that you're done eating."
As soon as they heard that the eldest lady was going to ask Wang Chengjing to leave, everyone showed their eyes in approval, and they almost applauded.
"Who said I was done eating, don't there still be so many dishes? I haven't eaten yet. Go wherever you like. Slow down and don't send. ”
An Yiwei didn't know that Wang Chengjing would not be so cooperative.
So he also sat down, and then Li Ruoyu actively helped An Yiwei ask the waiter to add dishes and chopsticks.
Everyone is sweating wildly, why doesn't Li Ruoyu know how to bring some brains to do things?
Is this not chaotic enough to continue to add to the rhythm of chaos?
An Yiwei began to dislike the unclean dishes and chopsticks from sitting down, and disliked the unhygienic shop. The bowl of chopsticks was wiped and wiped with toilet paper. Then he called the waiter and asked him to show An Yiwei the health permit in the store.
However, he was stopped by Wang Chengjing, "She has a problem with her head, you don't care about her." ”
After the waiter got Wang Chengjing's words, he looked at the nervous men and women at the table and quickly fled.
"Wang Chengjing, what do you mean?"
Wang Chengjing didn't pay attention to An Yiwei at all, but continued to give Li Ruoyu courtesy, "Come, kiss Ruoyao, you eat more." ”
The meat sent to the door, how could Li Ruoyu refuse, of course it was disrespectful.
Then An Yiwei blew up, "Li Ruoyao, why do you always seduce Wang Chengjing?" ”
"An Yiwei, please open your eyes and see, obviously you didn't take care of your dog, and you are discharging electricity everywhere, and you are not afraid of others being disgusted. You're so capable, I thought you could fly. ”、
Can you fly? An Yiwei remembered that when he saw Li Ruoyu for the first time, Li Ruoyu was lying on the hospital bed half-crippled, and that's what he said.
I didn't expect that after so many years, I still called myself that you would fly.
"Li Ruoyao, you asked Li to eat grass, why don't you just eat meat and not grass. That's not good. ”
Jiang Xingzhi glanced at Wang Chengjing, and Wang Chengjing moved. At this time, it is necessary to combine the two swords and unite as one. After getting An to drink Li Ruotaro slightly, he can finish the meal quietly.
When everyone saw that Wang Chengjing and Jiang Xingzhi were about to act, they thought to themselves that they could finally eat with peace of mind.
Who knows, Jiang Xingzhi's phone rang.
It is Jiang Xingzhi's grandfather Chu Shixiu.
Jiang Xingzhi's grandfather called, and Jiang Xingzhi went to the side to answer the phone.
Everyone felt that tragedy was about to happen.
Sure enough, when Jiang Xingzhi came back, Li Ruoyu and An Yiwei were already drunk and unconscious.
Everyone was still eating spicy tang quietly, and colleagues silently looked at the two crazy women, crying and laughing for a while.
Wang Chengjing looked prostrated on the side, and when he saw Jiang Xingzhi coming back, his eyes suddenly shone brightly.
Jiang Xingzhi didn't ask anything, but just said to everyone, "It's not too early, I'll send Li Ruoyu back." ”
This time, Wang Chengjing tacitly did not compete with Jiang Xingzhi, but supported An Yiwei, and said to everyone, "I have already bought it, I am really sorry today, next time I will invite everyone to eat to make amends." ”
Everyone thinks, next time?
This time, the blood on his face that didn't spray was already thankful, but he couldn't stand the toss next time.
However, it is rare for Wang Chengjing to be so serious once, but Jiang Xingzhi has changed his opinion of Wang Chengjing. It seems that although Wang Chengjing is cynical on the surface, he is really serious, and I am afraid that he is on par with himself.
Jiang Xingzhi dragged the unconscious Li Ruoyu into the car, and after getting in the car, Li Ruoyu talked a lot, but none of them were understood by Jiang Xingzhi.
I really don't know what Chinese Li Ruoyu speaks.
Finally, Li Ruoyu stopped for a while, Jiang Xingzhi thought that Li Ruoyu was asleep, who knew if it was cold, Li Ruoyu came up with a sentence, "Jiang Xingzhi, what if I am a man's wife?" ”
Jiang Xingzhi thought, isn't it already a recognized fact that you are a man's wife, what else can I do?
"I'm a man's wife, you don't like me, what should I do?"
Jiang Xingzhi looked at Li Ruoyu, who had messy hair, smelled of alcohol, and was still half-dead on the seat, stretched out his hand and gently helped Li Ruoyu straighten his hair, and then sighed, "What else can I do, I like men." ”
However, Li Ruoyu didn't seem to listen, but kept thinking about the problem of men's mother-in-law and sissy where there were words.
Jiang Xingzhi thought, is this a confession?
If it counts, this confession is too much of a failure.
But when I think of what my grandfather said on the phone just now, I feel that I still have a long way to go. Because of many things now, Jiang Xingzhi can't control it, and he is not sure to protect Li Ruoyu thoroughly.
Jiang Xingzhi thought about it, probably because Li Ruoyu was really "special".