Chapter Twenty-Nine: Addiction
"Looks like I need a few more witnesses, otherwise I might have spent the night at the police station tonight." Chen Bo took the microphone and laughed on stage, and the police felt extremely embarrassed next to him, your sister! These rich people are so idle, and this kind of police is definitely thankless.
"I'm coming!"
"Count me in!"
The voices sounded one after another, the first time I saw such an enthusiastic scene in the police station, Chen Bo's performance made them admire individualism, although he was an Asian, as long as he was not too racially complex, he would not refuse.
Gao Xiaosong and Ning Hao also rushed over, but they were ignored by him, what are you doing at this time? A person fighting alone can arouse sympathy, if there are more Chinese faces, it feels like a partnership to bully others, which will have the opposite effect.
"Everyone is so enthusiastic, thank you very much for your support, I'll call it by name. Adrian. Brody, I heard that you were nominated for an Oscar, and I wish you well tomorrow, but it may be hard for you tonight. ”
I saw that the actor who was not a handsome guy with a very funny "embarrassment" eyebrow smiled slightly, saying that he was willing to help, in fact, this is also a Jew.
"Nicole. Ms. Kidman, could you please invite you to my police station party? Maybe I can treat you to a cup of coffee and talk about how you will celebrate tomorrow when you get the golden figurine? ”
Dare you become the hand of God, who will win the Oscar? But this style of humor and flattery is impossible to refuse. The most depressed now is Harvey. Weinstein, the actress he bet on this time is Renee. Qi Weige, obviously not treated by Chen Bo at all, this kid actually turned over the brand of Brother Tom's ex-wife, and he was fat enough.
"Well, there's also Mr. Kazuo Hirai, Miss Scarlett." Chen Bo saw that the chick was so good at jumping that he couldn't pretend that he couldn't see her, so he simply ordered it. As for the "uncle-in-law", it is purely to piggyback on a multinational force.
The show here is over, and the rest is naturally to be handed back to the owner here.
"Congratulations on playing with the whole of Hollywood!" Before he left, Katzenberg said, "The police department here won't do anything to you, don't worry." Those three people also basically said goodbye to Hollywood, which is the attitude of all Jews. ”
Chen Bo knew that his goal had been achieved, so he and Depp got into his Porsche bag, and the others also got into their luxury cars and drove to the police station behind the police car.
"It's so cool just now, your skills are so fast, I can't even see the movements clearly, is this the legendary kung fu?" Scarlett got into their carriage and shook Chen Bo's arm. "Richard Gere, that old fellow is definitely the scum of the Jews!"
"Count it as half a effort," Chen Bo said with a smile, "I will have the opportunity to communicate with Nicole later, and learn how to win the Oscar." ”
"She doesn't seem to have won an Oscar, has she?"
"I'll get it tomorrow."
"How do you know?"
"Old man, I watched the stars at night, and I pinched my fingers and measured it."
"What's that?" Obviously, Chen Bo's words are a bit esoteric, which makes it difficult for this girl with Western education to understand.
"It's divination! Ancient Oriental witchcraft, Goldfinger! ”
"It's amazing, then look at when I win the Oscar."
"What's the hurry, let's get a Golden Globe nomination next year."
Chen Bo is not easy to answer, I really haven't seen you win an Oscar, widow sister! I haven't even seen the nomination, but fortunately, the police station in Beverly is very close, and it is only a few streets away by car, and it just happened to avoid this sensitive topic.
There were a bunch of reporters standing at the entrance of the police station, flashing magnesium lights non-stop, I said why was it so quiet at the gate of the manor just now, it turned out that they were all hiding here, Chen Bo said in his heart.
"Block it for me, I don't like to be photographed."
Depp and Scarlett don't care about exposure, and with Brody and Nicole Kidman in front of him to attract firepower, he is much more relaxed, anyway, no one knows him in the first place, at most he is a lawyer.
After escaping the encirclement of reporters, they finally got into the police station, and in order to prevent collusion, everyone went separately to make records.
"Depp, my lawyer, if you have anything to ask him, I won't say anything." If you don't have ready-made resources, why do you have to do it yourself, he is not familiar with the laws of the United States, and he can avoid mistakes, so it is best to let Depp deal with it.
Chen Bo sat in the lounge, drinking hot coffee relaxedly, crossing Erlang's legs, if he could have another soothing music, it would be no different from the New Year.
"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Chen." Just as he was squinting and sleeping, the door to the lounge was pushed open, and two men dressed professionally entered.
"I don't think I'm familiar with you." Chen Bo kept his vigilance, this is a police station, and there are no police officers around them, so the ghost knows what they do.
"I'm Alan, a partner at CAA's innovative talent agency, and this is Ralph."
"For Richard Gere?" Chen Bo took the business card they handed over, the logo with white letters on a red background was simple and simple, and there was only one reason for this powerful promoter behind the scenes, who was never willing to take the initiative to expose himself to the public media, to find him.
"Yes, not exactly."
"There's nothing to talk about Richard Gere, I'm going to sue him for bankruptcy, don't tell me who to give face, even if your founder, Michael. Ovitz is here, and I'm not going to change my mind. "Did Chen Bo block the road of their lobbying and want public relations when it was involved in such a serious matter? There are no doors. You'd better get rid of those Jews first.
"Okay," Alan said with a bitter smile, "so why don't we talk about cooperation?" ”
"How do you want to cooperate, Internet?"
"All-round, I know that your plan for this Ant.org charitable foundation is very ambitious, providing more opportunities for artists to build their image, and you are not only in this industry, such as your investment in Galaxy Entertainment, we at CAA appreciate it very much."
Your uncle, you can find out very clearly, this hand speed is very fast, and those who don't know think that you have been single for 20 years.
"What does that have to do with you?" Chen Bo didn't rush to agree, and then talked about the details.
"Our contracted artists include Tom. Hanks, Tom. Cruise, including Nicole, who is taking notes. Kidman. Not only actors, singers, but also sports stars. As long as you want, we can recommend the most suitable and top artists for you at any time. ”
"Hey, aren't you afraid that Cruise and Nicole will pinch each other?" Chen Bo smiled evilly.
"Uh...... Of course not. Allen's face was embarrassed, this person was quite gossipy.
"Well, I probably see what you mean, go back and give me a copy of your plan and send it to my mailbox. Cooperation is not a problem, it mainly depends on sincerity. Chen Boyan said succinctly, anyway, you and I are willing, everyone uses each other's relationship, and he needs the aura of a star to make the website get more traffic. And these agents also want to let the artists in their hands get more exposure and more resources, which is actually as simple as that.
While he was talking, the dazzling Australian beauty Nicole Kidman had walked out of the inquiry room.
"Obviously I can't have coffee with you anymore, your agent has been worried about you for a long time." Chen Bo really didn't plan to have anything to do with her, Nicole was a real water spirit when she was young, and now she ...... It's too ripe.
"It's okay, if I win the Oscar tomorrow, I will definitely thank you on the spot." Nicole Kidman smiled in response, and then turned away with CAA's agent, after all, it's not too good news for a celebrity to always stay in the police station.
Immediately after Brody also successfully finished the transcript, Chen Bo is not very familiar with him, except for this impressive "Pianist", which is a big bad movie "Lion from the Sky" with Jackiecheng, the rest of the time he can't turn back on the road of no return on the literary film, and after complimenting each other, he also said goodbye and left.
The next one was Kazuo Hirai, who couldn't hide his frustration on his face, so I just came to have a charity party, but I was inexplicably caught in a whirlpool of racial discrimination, and I was pulled out as a gunman.
"Didn't ask Mr. Hirai if he was in charge of electronic entertainment or film and television entertainment?" Chen Bo still hasn't figured out his vein, and he still admires the next Sony helmsman very much.
"Electronic entertainment." Hirai replied nonchalantly.
"One of my company's sites has a partnership with Sony Records, and I'm still a big fan of the PS2, so you've surpassed Nintendo on home consoles." Chen Bo couldn't help but sigh.
This sentence made Hirai very useful, and his face felt bright, but the next sentence made him almost vomit blood, "But I reached a cooperation agreement with Nintendo, and strive to introduce it to China in the second half of the year." ”
Dude, you're here to smash the field, aren't you? Even though I'm in charge of U.S. business, I can't do it like that, and Hirai is already a little crazy.
"Calmly, we still have opportunities to cooperate, such as product promotion. By the way, when will your MP3 be pushed? I'm waiting until my calves cramp......"
This...... This...... What is this TMD metaphor?
"It's going to take half a year."
"The little prince of bounced tickets? Don't always learn from Blizzard! Then why don't you experience the walkman designed by our company, so you can hear it! ”
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Death-like silence, the highly educated Hirai cultivation is not bad, otherwise he would definitely go on the spot.
"Just kidding, don't use this look, come to my website to do brand promotion, there will always be unexpected gains." Chen Bo is finally a little more normal, don't you just want to tease you, as for being so nervous, "I won't send you if I have time to drink tea together in the future." ”
Hirai ran out of the police station like a run, and regardless of the reporter's questioning, he even suspected that this person could not be Gay, which made him feel uncomfortable.
There was a rush of footsteps, but it was Gao Yuanyuan and Li Xue'er who rushed in anxiously with large bags and small bags, but were stopped by the police.
"I'm here!" Chen Bo hurriedly got up and came out and walked in front of them, "Why are you here?" ”
"Ning Hao called and said that you let the police take you away, and they didn't embarrass you, right?" Gao Yuanyuan said eagerly with concern.
"Of course it's okay, didn't you see how majestic I was at that time, it can be said that I stepped on Nanshan Kindergarten and punched Beihai Nursing Home! Hollywood's big directors and big stars are scared. Chen Bo bragged unashamedly, he usually had to hold it, but today can be regarded as a presumptuous, too enjoyable.