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Chen Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, then reacted, and beckoned to Gu Xiaobei's body with a small fist, "You dead girl, don't you lie to me?" ”

"How can you say that I am lying to you? Do you feel like you're not obvious enough about yourself? Gu Xiaobei dodged Chen Shuang and laughed: "I've known you for all these years, I've never seen you interested in necklaces and bracelets, and today I suddenly looked at my necklace and my eyes lit up, and I didn't call me these days, as soon as I called you, it was busy, the one who was a confidant died, and the 'woman' was the one who pleased herself, all kinds of signs show that Comrade Chen Shuang is in love!" ”

Chen Shuang knew that Gu Xiaobei, who was in such a half-crazy state, couldn't be provoked by himself, so if she said her, she would only quarrel with herself more vigorously and beat her, but she didn't dare, if she left a little mark on her, Li Haonan would not have to come to her!

In the end, Chen Shuang had no choice but to ignore what Gu Xiaobei said, but found a way to divert her attention.

As soon as the sun was about to set, there was a food stall on the corner in front of them, which contained a lot of things that both of them loved to eat, lamb 'meat' skewers, grilled sausages, hot and sour noodles, spicy crayfish......

Chen Shuang pulled Gu Xiaobei to walk over there, "Xiaobei, the smell of mutton 'meat' skewers is so fragrant, why don't we go and eat it!" ”

"Okay!" Gu Xiaobei immediately geared up, put aside the topic of Shao Zihua and Chen Shuang for the time being, and said with great interest: "Li Haonan wants to have children these days and wants to go crazy, but I am not allowed to eat these things!" ”

"Then don't say that I dragged you to eat!" Chen Shuang had palpitations when she heard Gu Xiaobei mention Li Haonan, she was always afraid of the 'yin' cold and ruthless Li Haonan.

"If you don't say who you say, can he believe others?"

"Dead girl, you can't be willing if you don't kill me today!" Chen Shuang was tortured by her and went crazy.

As soon as the two of them sat on the chairs of the food stalls, Gu Xiaobei's mobile phone sang unusually loudly, Chen Shuang looked at it four times as if he was afraid of being embarrassed, and urged her repeatedly: "Hurry up and pick up the phone, why are you 'doing' so loud?" It's all disturbing the people, it's really not enough for you to be ashamed! ”

Gu Xiaobei took out the phone and said: "It's not your Uncle Li, who always treats me as deaf, for fear that I won't be able to hear the phone ringing, by the way, you think I'm embarrassed to be with you, so who do you think are comfortable with?" Who are you with who doesn't lose you? Shao Zihua? ”

"Sister-in-law' 'milk' 'milk', you hurry up and answer the phone!" As soon as Chen Shuang saw her, he remembered these words again, and hurriedly wanted her to do something, she really couldn't stand Gu Xiaobei's oversized phone ringing and the strange eyes around her.

As soon as the phone was connected, Li Haonan's deep voice came over on the other side of the phone, "Why did you answer the phone?" Then he roared in displeasure: "Have you gone to eat at a food stall?" ”

"Ahh Gu Xiaobei forgot that the phone has a visual function, Li Haonan is crazy to have children these days, what spicy, salty, barbecue...... She is not allowed to touch it, and now she dares to come to eat food stalls blatantly, it seems that she will die when she goes home tonight!

"What's wrong with eating, I'm hungry!" If you die at night, let's talk about the night, now Gu Xiaobei's arrogance can be high!

"Shinobei, you know that those things have an impact on having children......"

"To have children, to have children, you think about having children all day long? I'm telling you, I don't want to, I'm hungry, I want to eat, and if you think what I eat has an impact on your child, you can find someone else to give you a baby! The natural domineering in Li Haonan's words made Gu Xiaobei very disgusted, Li Haonan's handling of her these days has made her annoyed, and now when she heard Li Haonan say this, her mood was immediately very bad.

Li Haonan felt that Gu Xiaobei's attitude was tough at the moment, knowing that his child's temper was wrong again, and it didn't work to be tough with her, he laughed on the other side of the phone, and changed his tone: "Xiaobei, come to the entertainment city, I'll take you to eat delicious, obedient!" ”

Gu Xiaobei was even more disgusted by his childlike tone, and frowned at the phone, "Don't go." Then he hung up angrily.

"You're just talking to Uncle Li like that!" Chen Shuang sat on the side with some worry and looked at Gu Xiaobei.

"You don't see how annoying he is! Let me tell you, Xiao Shuang, this person can't find a husband who is much older than himself, he always treats you as a child, and always likes to dictate to you, Li Haonan is like this, he is definitely a perverted old man, he always puts me and my family Li Yi together to educate, does not allow the two of us to watch TV for a long time, restricts the two of us from eating snacks, and does not allow me to always play with the computer...... I also let me drink the kind of nutrient solution produced by their 'pharmaceutical' factory, I don't know if it has passed the test, and let me drink it every day like a prisoner, and let me soak in the jacuzzi with 'fine' oil and cow's 'milk' for half an hour every day, and I 'get' a 'milk' cow smell on my body......"

"Flutter!" Chen Shuang didn't hold back, and the drink in his mouth squirted out.

"What are you doing?" Gu Xiaobei wiped his clothes with a tissue in annoyance, Chen Shuang stretched out his arm to Gu Xiaobei across the table, Gu Xiaobei waved his hand, "No need, I'll wipe it myself!" ”

"Who's going to wipe it for you!" Chen Shuang pinched Gu Xiaobei's face across the table, "I said how tender your skin has been recently, like a newborn little doll, this is drinking nutrient solution, and soaking in cow's milk', no wonder it's so good!" ”

Gu Xiaobei waved his hand away from Chen Shuang's hand, "What are you talking about, did I have bad skin before!" ”

"Okay, but not as good as now, Xiaobei, why are you so happy, find a husband who is so good to you!" Chen Shuang is now sincerely envious of Gu Xiaobei.

"I'm happy?! You don't know how annoying Li Haonan is, he really has the potential to be a Tang monk, grinding and chirping every day, like an old lady......"

Chen Shuang almost didn't laugh this time, his face was flushed, and he forcibly swallowed the drink and said, "Gu Xiaobei, you want to choke me to death!" ”

Gu Xiaobei glared at her, "What did I say, make you laugh like this?" ”

"You say that my Uncle Li is like an old lady, when I think of my Uncle Li's cool face, and then connect with the old lady, I want to laugh......"

Gu Xiaobei couldn't help laughing when he thought about it.

The two of them hadn't come to eat this kind of food stall for a long time, and they ordered a big table of things, five 'flowers' and eight 'doors', seafood, 'meat' skewers, and spicy fragrant pot...... While talking, the two opened a posture to eat.

Gu Xiaobei took a sip of spleen wine, added a piece of razor clams and put it in his mouth, and just chewed a few bites, he suddenly felt his stomach churning, and he retched uncomfortably.

When Chen Shuang saw it, he hurriedly put down the food in his hand, saw Gu Xiaobei's tears coming out, and hurriedly got up and handed her a glass of water.

After a while, Gu Xiaobei felt less uncomfortable, but he felt weak and dizzy, and said to Chen Shuang in a weak voice, "Xiao Shuang, drive me home, I don't want to eat!" ”