Chapter 769: Heads-up
Jesse Chou watched the opening kick-off, the Lakers took the lead, and Ellis couldn't grab it. was flashed by Kobe Bryant's pass, and immediately scored a layup, which was a good move, but unfortunately he didn't give applause.
Old Neil clapped his palms off the court to signal the players, it was only the first quarter, and the bombardment was a quick fight, and then the bandits on the bench below, trying to grab points. The Lakers can only defend mediocre, and only by gaining an advantage in grabbing points can they reduce their disadvantage in defense.
The team played very well, especially the bombardment, fast and passionate, and Jessie Chou felt good when he watched it. is in his own team, he really doesn't know many stars, let alone world-renowned ones. Ellis is a second goods, Jessie Chou doesn't think he is so famous, if it is Kobe, James, Little Melon, Durant, Yao Shu, these people he can be regarded as a person who knows.
There is also that Ling Shuhao, who is like a ball, who is almost the same as Yi Jianlian, and that Sun or something, I don't feel like I can play. Most of these were only known to him when he used to read novels.
Most of these people behind them are not very good in the NBA, and the loss is that they have layers of yellow skin, and Jessie Chou and many people still know them.
At this time, the Warriors got a temporary lead on the court, and Jesse Chou was also a lot happier. Don't talk to that old guy anymore, just say a few words to Zhang Ziyi. The way the two laughed made the old man think of finding a female companion to come over.
"Hey, Barkley, it looks like the Warriors are taking the lead for the time being, and our Warriors owners are in a good mood!" The one who doesn't know the name is actually a TV commentator for a retired Warriors player.
"Warriors owners?" Barkley looked at it, he didn't know why Jessie Chou said, "Are you talking about the Asian sitting over there?" ”
"yes, looks like you're going to need to do a little more homework, that's the second boss of the Warriors, a very young lad. I also played basketball with him, and if he went to the draft, he might even make it to the league. "Anyway, it's bragging to attract attention, and this guy doesn't care about how good the new boss of the former club is.
"Wow, he really looks so young!" Barkley shouted during the commentary, and the live broadcast camera happened to hit Jessie Chou. This is also the director's request to cut over, if there is a topic, then find something to talk about.
"I think so too! It's a young lad really, but he looks really good. ”
"By the way, you just said that he is very good at basketball, man, is it because you retired from the Warriors and are still slapping the ass of your former boss?" As soon as Barkley teased a few words, the field immediately changed, and there was no such boring picture as just now.
"Wow, Curry, wonderful dumble, he was alone in front of the basket and made a shot. It's so beautiful, Curry, a rookie from the Warriors, this is a good boy, if his boss has his kind of skills, maybe the Warriors will not have a problem with this year's reinforcements! "Barkley is talking to a colleague.
The audience in front of the TV also listened to it very happily, at least they explained it, and there will be a few interesting stand-up jokes, and this ball game will not become dull when it looks like it.
"Curry scored this goal beautifully, snatched this shot in the hands of Kobe Bryant of the Lakers, and then shot it so smoothly, he has a good big heart." After the commentary, he wouldn't let Barkley take advantage of him.
"Hey, man, if you think I'm a sycophant, you can go and have a heads-up with him in halftime, I think it's going to be fun!"
"Come on, our boss, sir, you don't want to make a fool of yourself in front of so many people. I'm a retired NBA professional player. Barkley finished his job first, and after explaining a little more, he immediately began to retort.
The commentator is not in a hurry to refute it, because the situation on the field is very good. "Kobe, Kobe, nice aerial catch. Good shot, scored, the Warriors' defense this year is still a strict problem, I hope they can pay attention to reinforcement this summer, it will take some time in the younger generation. ”
"Kobe Bryant is in very good shape today, and it looks hot!" Barkley also said.
The two know the severity, first explain the wonderful performances on the field, and if they are bored, they will continue to say some gossip, which is also a routine that the audience likes.
And the audience in front of the TV, because of the words of the two, when the camera swept over Jesse Chou from time to time, they were also very happy.
There are also some viewers, how do they think the woman next to him is familiar. Zhang Ziyi thought that although she didn't have much fame in the United States, it was a pity that she didn't think that there were few Chinese actresses who were so famous in the United States.
"Hey, that's the International Chapter, man, she's the girlfriend of the Warriors owner?" In the school dormitory in San Francisco, a few people gathered together to watch a ball game, and the camera that swept several times already made him remember those faces.
"I saw it, oh my God, she finally got rid of that dwarf winter melon, and that's a pretty good thing." One of her fans said happily.
"Ahh Suddenly, a girl screamed.
The others were startled, and the boyfriend who was hugging her just now looked even more depressed: "Fake, Hani, what are you doing here, oh my God, my eardrums are about to shatter you."
"Oh! Sorry darling. The girl first gave her boyfriend a wet kiss, and then said with a happy face: "I know who this man is!"
"I also know that the fat man Barkley just said that, Warriors owner, Jesse. Week. Oh my God, you stupid woman. The woman's friend said.
"Shut up, idiot." The woman immediately raised her middle finger and disdainful shì. "That's not what I'm talking about, he has other identities."
"What identity? FBI, CIA, or Celestial Empire Agents......"
"You're an idiot, Hani, you go on." The boyfriend defended his woman, threw a bottle of beer, and smashed it lightly.
"But!" My friend grabbed the beer neatly.
The scene cuts back to the playing field, where Barkley and his colleagues talk about Jesse from time to time, and then say something else. But I still like to tease Jessie Chou's basketball skills.
"Barkley, although you retired as a professional player, it's a pity that your body has retired at that age. Do you want to use your big ass and push him aside? The narrator laughed.
"I've got a big ass, man, maybe it's really like you say, but it's a pity our boss sir, hehe...... Do you think he'll be? Barkley picked up the topic and said.
"Not necessarily!" The narrator said with a strange expression. Then, after a moment's time, he said a word to the people around him, and then he watched Barkley start to laugh!
"Man, do you think that if you call someone to say a word, he will come up and fight me?" Barkley had a bit of an ominous premonition.
"That's not necessarily, do you think I'm saying it casually, Barkley, you're responsible for what you say, man, I'm going to pay ten dollars at halftime, and you're going to give him a cap!" As he spoke, he auctioned off a ten-dollar bill.
People in front of the TV began to look forward to the gambling caused by this topic while watching basketball. It might be fun to watch Barkley go head-to-head with the Warriors' handsome owner.
The people who were watching TV with a few friends just now were also chatting about this topic.
"Haven't you seen his Tom, or Facebook?" Your girlfriend asked with a look of obscurity.
"Oh, I don't play with Talking Tom as a children's social software!" The friend sarcastically said. "Twitter, buddy, haven't you been playing Twitter lately?"
The other friends all looked at him with disdain. "Oh my God, man, what the hell have you been playing lately, the times are really out of touch with you. Could it be that this journey in the hospital has made you start to become different from us? ”
The friend looked strange and asked with a little bit of guilt. "Is there something going on lately that I don't know about?"
"First of all, we've played very little with Twitter, it's not the coolest thing anymore. And Tom Cat is no longer the children's social software you are talking about. Of course, this software is indeed the social software that those little kids like to log in the most. ”
"But haven't you updated the latest version? Recently, the review system has been strengthened, and the real-name system is attached to adults. The main thing is that with this attachment that has just been updated, it's a great dating artifact for man. ”
"The map positioning function inside is more diverse, and according to the actual mood you publish, it can intelligently identify mood dynamics. Diverse gender traits are no longer limited to men and women. It's a cool thing that identifies with the existence of homosexuality. “
said and looked at him with a look of pity, "Oh, it's a pity that you haven't experienced this time." Man, all you have to do is turn on the map now, and you'll find a lot of men and women, waiting to roll the sheets with you! Friends said excitedly next to them.
Twitter is a little bit worse than the diverse Tom Cat in a certain way. However, everyone has their own Hamlet, there are those who like Twitter and hate Tom, and there are those who like Tom and hate Twitter.
"Well, what does that man have to do with that?" The man listened for a moment before asking the crucial question.
Then the woman began to speak: "He often interacts with those Hollywood stars on Facebook, on Tom Cat, and Justin Bieber often interacts with him on it, he is so handsome." ”
The man continued: "But that's not the point, the main thing is that Tom Cat is his company, and he was the creative provider at the time." Man, he's taken an idea to a billion dollars, can you imagine that, oh my god, what an amazing guy! ”