Unequal treaties
Zhuang Xiaoyan drooped his little head, and didn't let him say that he would go back to the room to sleep~~ Recuperate, What do you mean, it's not a reason for me to skip class, I'm not happy to say it, a big beast with!
"Zhuang Xiaoyan, do you like to scold people? Well? Chu Mochen raised an eyebrow, little girl, and scolded me in her heart.
Zhuang Xiaoyan pursed his mouth, Chu Bawang, you are a pig's head, and I will scold you for some reason!
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"Hey, Overlord Chu, don't talk nonsense! I didn't scold you" Zhuang Xiaoyan despised him, he was a roundworm in her heart?
Chu Mochen hooked the corners of his lips, and a flash of appreciation flashed in his pupils: "If you skip class, you will accept corporal punishment." "Little girl
it!
What a familiar domineering president...... King Chu, you are the thickest-skinned species my sister has ever seen.
Zhuang Xiaoyan had a chill, what the hell, this world won't feel any better, "How do you want me to punish me?" Promise that kind of difficult thing with your body, kill me, the concubine can't do it! โ
"Put away your promises, and don't make my toes hurt again."
Zhuang Xiaoyan grinned very doggedly: "Lord Chu, how dare you provoke you, you are really joking, hehehe...... "Hmph, you talk nonsense about big species, obviously you provoked me to make my toes hurt!"
Chu Mochen: "Your ability to pretend to be obedient is not bad." โ
"Of course~!"
Zhuang Xiaoyan raised his head arrogantly, "Overlord Chu, let me tell you, I have more skills, what is it to pretend to be obedient, I still have nirvana skills and I haven't made it rough, since we can talk about it, I'll show you both hands when I find a time!" โ
"How?"
"Look down on me." My sister in junior high school and high school is the eldest sister in the class, known as the little monster.
Chu Mochen glanced at Zhuang Xiaoyan coldly: "Fighting is what you call showing your hands?" โ
"Are you male?"
Zhuang Xiaoyan "......"
Sister, don't you know best whether the gender is male or female?
Don't mess with this species.
"How about a big meal?" My sister is hungry and has lost weight several times!
The little girl remembered what she ate clearly, so she took Zhuang Xiaoyan to the hotel last time.
"This... This one... And this..."Zhuang Xiaoyan pointed out with the menu.
God knows she loves meat, and the table is full of her favorite food, drunk shrimp, stir-fried beef, pork rib soup...
Chu Mochen:-_-
, he is raising a pig!
Leslaus, who was pulling the wind, sped down the highway like a gust of wind.
Chu Mochen drove expressionlessly, his long knuckles were on the steering wheel, the car was flowing with soft pure music, and the elegant melody floated into the depths of his soul, making people feel happy.
Zhuang Xiaoyan sat in the passenger seat, touching his bulging belly, he ate too much at that meal just now~!
"Overlord Chu, I didn't expect you to care so much about me and give me all the food~~" Zhuang Xiaoyan covered her mouth and snickered, thinking of her imageless eating appearance, she choked the appetite of Overlord Chu, roared and roared, it was so refreshing!
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Zhuang Xiaoyan got carried away.
"Feed you to have the strength to do exercise." Chu Mochen's eyes faded a little cold, and there was still no expression on his face, but he could make people feel a trace of tenderness.
Ma Dan, he really has bad intentions!
Zhuang Xiaoyan's little face turned red with a "swish", and he looked out of the window awkwardly
If you really put a troublemaker at school, maybe something unexpected will happen, and it's better to be safe at home, but you can't lock her up, eh...... The head hurts again.
Back at the villa, Zhuang Xiaoyan kicked off his canvas shoes and slipped into the room like a cat.
Chu Mochen shook his head helplessly, forget it, what he said, the little girl went in and out of her left ear and out of her right ear, if she behaved one day, then she really needed to take medicine.
took off her leather shoes and lifted a little girl's canvas shoes aside, Chu Mochen made a comparison with her feet...... Well, it's really small.
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Zhuang Xiaoyan was lying on the computer desk, turning the pen he took from the study, and his face was pillow with a pile of A4 white paper.
"Do you want to write a contract?"
Zhuang Xiaoyan twisted his eyebrows into a twisted shape, listened to the sound of water in the bathroom, and wrote four lines of big characters one by one-
One, don't hit me;
Second, you are not allowed to scold me;
Three, don't touch me;
Fourth, don't be sorry for me.
What else?
Zhuang Xiaoyan pondered for a while, do you want to stop not interfering in each other's private lives?
Ha ha! What a mistake, this is good!
With the treaty, I can be carefree every day~~!
Writing and scratching, after Zhuang Xiaoyan messily wreaked havoc on an A4 piece of paper, the demonic little claw claw stretched out to another one, rewrote it neatly, and then laughed heartlessly.
"Hahaha, Zhuang Xiaoyan, genius means you, every article is written to the point, hahaha......"
Zhuang Xiaoyan stretched comfortably, but soon, she couldn't laugh roughly, because-
Chu Mochen walked out of the bathroom like this, the bathrobe he was wearing was slightly loose, and the sturdy wheat-colored chest muscles and abdominal muscles were looming...... It's just killing those male models on the catwalk!
Zhuang Xiaoyan silently took a breath, quickly covered his eyes, and said seriously: "Cool and handsome!" "Be a nymphomaniac, she doesn't want to have long eyes and pick needles!
Chu Mochen's eyebrows furrowed fiercely, and his little girl was mindless again.
"Zhuang Xiaoyan, how unimpressive are you, I don't know if you can't throw away your clothes after taking a shower?" Chu Mochen sighed as he spoke, and threw his clothes on the bathroom floor, making him very depressed.
"Oh."
Zhuang Xiaoyan couldn't help but crack a little between his fingers, tsk, how did you get this good figure?
"Haven't I gotten used to it? Really, what a fierce ......"
"Oh?" Chu Mochen felt a little funny, at this time he saw the A4 paper on the computer desk, and after scanning the contents at a glance, he instantly felt that the little girl's IQ was hopeless.
Zhuang Xiaoyan naturally saw him pick up the agreement, and said unashamedly: "King Chu, I thought about it, I signed the agreement you wrote that day, and now do you also sign the pinch I wrote?" We live a friendly life, develop peacefully, do not engage in autocracy, and build a harmonious space, right......?
Chu Mochen sneered, simply signed his name neatly, and at the end, he added a few lines of words. "Oh, sign it, take it."
Zhuang Xiaoyan happily reached out to pick it up, oh also, it was so smooth~!
She happily looked at the words added by Chu Mochen, and a pure little heart "banged" and shattered into slag!
One, don't hit me; can love you.
Second, you are not allowed to scold me; Lessons can be learned.
Three, don't touch me; can eat you
Fourth, I am not allowed to be sorry for you. How to give up
Nima! What the hell did Chu Mochen add!?
Come here! Sister promises not to beat you o(โฏโกโฐ)o
Zhuang Xiaoyan wailed and began to play arrogantly: "Can you be arrogant, King Chu?" , don't count, don't add words like this! "Sister Bai is happy, you pay for my sister's mental loss!
Chu Mochen glanced at her, every word of my Chu Mochen is worth a thousand gold, not to mention that the agreement looks very funny, so that's it.
"This is an unequal treaty at all, how can anyone add words without permission!" Zhuang Xiaoyan tugged at his bathrobe and pouted dissatisfiedly.
"It's an unequal treaty, and now you know? Cows are smarter than you. Chu Mochen rubbed her soft little head.
Eh, this girl broke his heart, thinking that he was a big man who called for wind and rain, and actually signed an unequal treaty with a little girl, it's really ...... Fantastic!
...... "Niu, you uncle, is Niu Sister smart?!" Believe it or not, sister cut off your big bull's head in a dream tonight and use it as a seat!
Zhuang Xiaoyan silently greeted Chu Mochen n times, and then walked downstairs to watch TV angrily.