Chapter 177: How to Elegantly Hint at Husband Going to Bed
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Hua Huoyuan and Huai Sucun glanced at each other, thinking to themselves: No, they got the news so soon?
But then it was realized that what these people said could not be them, because they said "ready to get married". Moreover, no one expressed any surprise at their arrival.
Running into Denzel, he grabbed Huai Sucun, changed his old happiness, and his eyebrows showed a little worry: "God, Huai, I'm only two days late, and Victor is going to marry a pregnant woman." Isn't the world a little too fucked? ”
"Really?" Huai Sucun was a little skeptical.
Judging by Nana's sought-after pomp yesterday and her own swagger, she doesn't look like a woman who would be tied to death on a man.
Was it really to get revenge on him?
However, after only frowning slightly, he calmed down: "It's okay to tie it, it doesn't matter." ”
"It's over, right?" Denzel's expression was somewhat broken: "Comeon, Huai, don't tell me you don't know what it means. ”
Looking at Denzel's squeezed out eyes, Hua Huoyuan couldn't help but want to laugh, but heard Huai Sucun suddenly ask, "Do I look a little casual now?" ”
Before Hanabol could answer, Denzel spoke first: "Please, Huai, your current appearance is not as if nothing happened, but completely fine." Are you face paralyzed? ”
Huai Sucun raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips vigorously to show that he was not paralyzed: "That's right, I should have reacted a little violently to this news." Ohara, let's go back and pack up now, and then go home. ”
"Huh?" Denzel felt a toothache, "Sorry, Mrs. Huai, but I must say, I heard that woman likes your husband very much, should you let him pretend to mess up Victor's marriage?" ”
A fool would say yes.
The original skin of the fireworks pulled the corners of his mouth without smiling: "We have already done this." ”
"Who?"
"Westfall."
“Oh,mygod!” Denzel couldn't bear to look at him, "Do you think that guy with a bad reputation in the imperial capital can do anything to overturn Victor?" ”
Hanahuyuan comforted him: "I understand what you mean, Denzel, but please believe that it may be unlikely that Xiluo is going to kidnap Nana, but it is not a big problem to disrupt the yellow wedding." Don't you know that what he does best is destructive things? ”
Denzel raised his hand to the sky to show helplessness: "It seems that I came completely in vain today." ”
"It's still useful." This time, it was Huai Sucun who comforted him, "If you hadn't come, I wouldn't have been able to get out and leave, wouldn't I?" ”
Denzel tugged at the corners of his mouth as if he had a toothache: "The Great Council is not over yet." ”
"It's not a problem, is it?" Huai Su smiled, "The Vajra ape in the Frost Wasteland suddenly rioted, and I received an urgent battle report, so I had to go back halfway to take command. ”
Denzel knew that he couldn't stop it this time, so he could only say fiercely: "I hope you really have some tricks, if you lose to Victor, I won't agree." ”
Nostalgic but smiling.
He said that he would do it, and immediately left the scene, returned to the small courtyard, and after a simple tidying up, he returned to the No. 3 base that night.
The first thing I did when I went back was to find Hu Feng.
As soon as Hu Feng appeared, he frightened Hua Huoyuan: I saw that his clothes were crumpled, his eyes were red, his beard was unkempt, his purple hair was messy, and his face was swollen.
"What's the matter? I'm very busy, and I'm almost getting results, so you don't want me to waste all my work. Let's talk about it. Even in front of Huai Sucun, he didn't look impatient.
Hanabin simply killed him with his gaze.
Busy? Busy hypnotizing Huai Trace, he was embarrassed to say that he was busy.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
Huai Sucun said calmly: "I went to the imperial capital this time to see Dean Ren. ”
"Hey, who's got the air control that old guy." He waved his hand impatiently, "If he's doing something, then you don't have to tell me." ”
After that, he really turned around and wanted to leave.
Huai Sucun said again: "We saw the pregnant female orc in Mixin Mountain, and he said that you lost, so if you can't get along with me, go back." ”
"Hey, if I want to go back, I'm going to take the child to hit him in the face." Hu Feng disagreed.
"He also gave me something to make you willing to gamble."
Hu Feng looked back and saw Huai Sucun holding a transparent bag in his hand, which contained a strand of dyed brown hair.
He was a little puzzled, looked at Huai Sucun, and then looked at Hua Huoyuan: "Is he really sure that he has succeeded?" ”
"I guess so."
He turned to Hanabara again: "Is the child that woman is carrying okay?" ”
Hua Huoyuan glared at him: She is not a professional, she knows a fart!
Hu Feng scolded her with his eyes: Aren't you a woman? Can you tell if the woman is pregnant or not?
Hanabin had the urge to slap him immediately: I don't have clairvoyant eyes, you idiot, you will reveal my identity!
Huai Sucun was a little strange: "Why did you ask Ohara?" ”
"Ha, didn't your wife also go to the imperial capital?" Hu Feng snorted, covered up the matter, and took the transparent bag in his hand again, "Don't worry, give me a few days, I can breed a clone, and I can easily deduce the woman's situation from the clone." ”
"Then please." Huai Sucun's face was a little serious, "This matter is a bit important, I hope you can come up with results as soon as possible." ”
“OK,OK。” While speaking, Hu Feng had already run out of the door.
Hanabara endured it, and forced down the idea of going to clean up after a while.
If it weren't for the importance of his current job, she really wanted him to know how happy it was to see the sun tomorrow.
Hu Feng went out with his front foot, and someone shouted with his back foot to report in.
This person is also an acquaintance, and he can be regarded as a disciple of Huahuoyuan.
As a cute parenting uncle, he came to report on the recent situation of this female orc baby, and at the same time brought someone to show his master.
"My lord, my wife!" He snapped and made a military salute, and then pulled out the little cutie hanging around his neck like a monkey, looking a little anxious, "Recently, the little cutie has grown rapidly, and we have taught her to know things according to the method instructed by Mrs., and she has learned very quickly." It's just that she seems to be in a mood anytime and anywhere, always crying and crying, and she doesn't know what's wrong. ”
Hanabin was taken aback by the little cutie: My mom, it's only been more than a month, not to mention that she's grown a lot, she can actually sit up, and she can crawl around on Uncle Baby.
In the case of a human baby, it has only been more than a month since I practiced raising my head on my stomach.
What the hell!
Well, I have to admit that this little guy who doesn't look like a human is really a non-human.
Since the little cutie's growth and development were completely beyond her cognition, she hesitated for a moment, and could only ask according to experience: "How long does she move every day?" ”
"An hour."
"Probably too short." She thought for a moment, "I don't know what Vajra apes are like, but I've seen some monkeys and apes, and they should be the time for parents to teach survival skills." So, if you schedule an event that's too short, it's possible that she'll be dissatisfied. ”
Uncle Yuying thought about it for a while, and immediately nodded heavily: "Yes, she is very happy every time she is active." I'm irritable when I'm not active. After a pause, he returned to the question, "But, you can't keep her moving, right?" As long as she is not moving, she cannot be quiet. ”
"Why don't you tell her a story?" Hanabi tried to propose.
"Huh?" Uncle Yu Ying obviously felt incredible, and half of his eyebrows flew, "Tell a story to an orc cub?" Can she understand? Madame, most orcs have relatively low intelligence, and only a few of them have normal intelligence once in a while. ”
"But didn't you also say that she could read things? To be able to comprehend what you mean so quickly, she seems to have a normal intelligence! ”
Uncle Yu was so blocked by the fireworks that he couldn't say a word, and finally could only say in disbelief: "Then I'll go back and try." ”
Hanabara reminded him: "Remember to show her picture books." ”
"Picture books?" He was puzzled.
"It's the kind of book with a whole page of pictures, and one page doesn't need too many words, just for children."
Uncle Nursery picked his scalp, obviously a little confused: Do children have such books? Didn't they all start by touching the gun and the knife? At such an age, who reads books?
Hmm, it looks like I'm going to have to go back and figure it out, and ask the draughtsman in charge of the military map to draw a few pictures for the cutie?
As for the event...... Well, is there still a lack of ways for her to move in the army? Just dump her and follow the troops to practice!
In the end, he sighed in his heart: The child is really a little thing that is not worrying!
I don't know what a terrifying picture of baby care Uncle Nursery has in his mind, Hua Huoyuan leaned over slightly, and said goodbye to the little cutie with a smile.
Maybe it's because I'm a little scared in an unfamiliar environment, when Uncle Nursery talks to Hua Huoyuan, the little cutie doesn't make much trouble, and keeps nesting in Uncle Nursery's arms, sucking her fingers, and staring at her intently.
When Hanabara greeted her, she suddenly rushed towards Hanabara.
Everyone was taken aback.
Huai Sucun reacted the fastest, and the whole person flew up like lightning, but just when his iron fingers were about to touch the little cutie's back, he found that the little cutie was holding Hanahubara's neck, all kinds of cheers and excitement, and he didn't mean to hurt her at all, but rubbed in her arms very attachment.
Uncle Yu was so frightened that his heart almost vomited, but he slowly swallowed it back and wiped a cold sweat: "It seems that she still remembers you, madam." ”
Hanahuo said in his heart that it was impossible, but in the end, he liked this little guy who was attached to him, and teased her for a while before handing her over to Uncle Nursery to take back.
The little cutie cried and refused, and Uncle Nursery, a tall man, had to coax her in a hurry: "Go back to two sweet bananas......
Hanabara suddenly laughed: "Except for being a little ugly, the others, the little cutie is really cute." ”
Huai Sucun, who admired his wife's professional baby-rearing posture throughout the whole process, couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "You have the vision to bring her back." ”
Hanabara made a strange appearance: "Speaking of which, it's also an orc, why is the cutie so ugly, but Nana is as beautiful as a fairy?" ”
Huai Su smiled: "Plastic surgery is fine, it's a very simple thing." ”
Oh yes, it seems that when filling out the resume, I chatted with Zhao Guangguang about this matter, and at that time I also said that plastic surgery in this world is not too easy, it is as simple as going to the barber shop and perming my hair. It's just that she hasn't paid attention to it.
Now that she suddenly thought of something, she couldn't help but look at Huai Sucun with a peculiar gaze, and touched his face: "Speaking of which, you are so handsome, won't you also have plastic surgery?" ”
Huai Sucun smiled: "Sounds like a compliment to me." But what if it is? Will you regret marrying me? ”
"Of course not." At most, the child is a little ugly.
However, such a powerful and gentle father can not only fight for his father, but also spoil his children happily, and there is nothing to be afraid of.
She hugged her arms and smiled sweetly: "But if you fix it, I will have a way to verify it in the future." ”
Huai Sucun unconsciously touched his chin, a little curious: "What way?" Looking up information? You can't find this one. ”
She stuck out her tongue and grimaced: "No, you'll know then." ”
Hmph, when a son and daughter are born, you can see what happens to your father's genes. When the time comes, the beautiful one is good, and the ugly one is just used to wash off a certain cold father, hahaha.
After Huai Sucun dealt with some urgent matters, he saw that Hanabara was yawning constantly, so he said thoughtfully: "You go to sleep first, you don't have to wait for me." ”
"You're going to stay up all night again?" She was inexplicably a little lost.
I couldn't wake up together, I couldn't fall asleep with my arms, and I felt a little empty.
Huai Sucun paused for a moment and asked hesitantly, "Are you worried that I will stay up late?" ”
"yes, it's not good for your health." She said it insincerely.
This kind of thing, do you want a woman to say, "I want you to go to bed with me"? That's so ambiguous, it seems that she is quite unreserved. If you leave the impression of a Y baby D woman to Huai Sucun, it will be ruined.
Alas, what kind of tertiary movies did I peek at with my roommate before, and I should study more practical propositions such as: how to elegantly imply that my husband can go to bed.
What a lesson in blood and tears!
Hmph, if you want to have a daughter in the future, you must make up for this lesson for her when she becomes an adult!
Huai Sucun tapped his fingers on the table for a short while, thoughtfully, but did nothing, and watched her enter the bedroom.