Chapter 69: Exercise Makes Me Happy
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Under the supervision of the Empress Dowager Li, Li Xiaoxing began a difficult weight loss career, because she was going to audition, how to audition if she was fat into a ball.
Under the stern gaze of Empress Dowager Li, Li Xiaoxing had no choice but to adjust the scale back to normal, saying that she actually had 105 pounds, which was ten pounds fatter than the 95 pounds before the winter vacation.
"Did you eat Jin Ke La or feed hormones, can you be fat like this bear?"
Empress Dowager Li said mercilessly and meanly, Li Xiaoxing obediently squatted on the ground, pinching her ears with both hands, indicating that she was really wrong and really reflecting.
"Those actresses can't wait to soak in the water when they eat a dish, you are good, what is greasy to eat, what is sweet. You see that those female celebrities never drink sugary drinks, and they have to eat a lot of vegetables every day, just to maintain their youth, they are in their 40s, and they still look like twenty-five or six, what about you? If you eat like this, do you have to be fat to 150 or 60 pounds when you are in your 40s, do you have to be full of wrinkles, do you want the flesh of your whole body to be relaxed, like an aunt, let me tell you, if you don't look better than me at my age, don't say that you are a daughter. I don't want to be humiliated by my sisters when I take you out at the age of seventy, why did you stop? There are also ten sets of sit-ups, a group of ten, hurry up and do it. ”
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Li Xiaoxing didn't dare to resist at all, her mother's status in this family is the same, as for looking for Li Yingjun, far water can't save the near fire, she can only exercise desperately, and strive to lose 100 pounds before the audition, just one pound a day, it's easy.
Li Xiaoxing still wanted to struggle a little, she said, "Mom, do you know? Those Hollywood stars said that they want to lose weight quickly and gain weight quickly for the role, which is very bad for the body, and in the long run, it will cause great pressure on the internal organs, and it will be short-lived, you don't want the black-haired person to send the black-haired person, right? ”
"But I don't want to see you become a fat man, and I'm already very tolerant of you, I don't require your weight to be maintained to about 95 pounds, the error can't exceed two pounds, I have a friend who asks her daughter to do this, she is strict with her daughter, if you don't like me, I can talk to her, let you change with her daughter, and experience each other's life, so what do you think?"
Li Xiaoxing was suddenly as well-behaved as a pig, that aunt was the shadow of her childhood, and also the shadow of her now, I don't know if it was obsessive-compulsive disorder or perfectionism, she was harsh on her daughter's figure, body shape, weight, skin, hairstyle, and every move.
When she was a child, her family conditions were not good, she wanted nothing, and at the age of seventeen or eighteen, she was still wearing clothes that her relatives' children did not want. I wanted to give everything I didn't have to my daughter before, but everything was too much. Her daughters are going crazy.
After the sit-ups were done, the Empress Dowager Li threw the tensioner at Li Xiaoxing's feet and said, "Five groups, 20 in each group, do it." ”
Li Xiaoxing looked at the ceiling with blank eyes, her mother had to toss until 10 o'clock in the evening before letting her go to sleep, and now there are still three hours away from ten o'clock, which means that she has to exercise crazy for three hours.
"I've been negligent in discipline you, so that you have developed the habit of being lazy and lazy, this is not good, it is very harmful to your life, from now on I will supervise your diet, study and exercise, I think you have liked to have a vest line since you were a child, don't you want to have beautiful abdominal muscles, let's go to the gym to find a professional fitness coach, tailor-made a set of fitness tables for you, scientific exercise, reasonable fitness, save you from saying that I want to harm you."
Empress Dowager Li clapped her hands and said, "It's decided, let's go tomorrow, I'll ask a friend which gym is better, don't be lazy if you continue to do it." ”
In the sports room, Li Xiaoxing drove a horse, wearing yoga clothes, and tied a ball to the side of the waist to compete with the tensioner. At that time, she was hot for three days, and decided to be a fitness girl, as if she watched a female singer in a TV show with very beautiful abdominal muscles and vest line, Li Xiaoxing was envious, I felt that I must have the same abdominal muscles to live up to her youth, but several years have passed, she has also changed from an 18-year-old girl to a 21-year-old girl, and there is still no beautiful vest line, maybe she may not have it in her life.
Empress Dowager Li didn't know what fake medicine she had taken, so she changed her free-range style for many years overnight, and suddenly became very concerned about Li Xiaoxing.
Li Xiaoxing: Please ignore it.
"My friend recommended me a book called 'I Can't Let You Die for Nothing,' which is a 17-letter farewell letter from an Afghan mother to her daughter, and it's certainly the best book I've read this year. - Faith transcends death, the years precipitate calmly, life blooms with dazzling brilliance, I think all women should read this book, there will always be people in this world we don't know, living a life that we can't imagine, and this life is usually not how rich, but how miserable. ”
Empress Dowager Li said and stuffed a book into Li Xiaoxing's arms, the woman on the cover was very beautiful, and there was a unique temperament in her eyes.
"I remember that I read in a book, 'the books you have read, the roads you have traveled, and the people you know will all become part of your temperament', Li Xiangqian, the reason why your temperament is so touching is that you must read less books, it doesn't matter, from today onwards, you have to read books for two hours a day, and you also have to write reading notes."
She hasn't written any reading notes since graduating from elementary school.
"Mom, I love to read." Li Xiaoxing hurriedly said that she had surpassed the limitations of genes, and when their family opened the family tree and counted them, there were no people who loved to read, except for comic strips, martial arts, and literary works, no one liked to read them.
"Good." Empress Dowager Li said, turned around and moved from behind the sofa at least half a meter high books, all of which were new, had not been unpacked, and were put in front of the stupid Li Xiangqian, "I took the books that looked good on Amazon, from the first to the hundredth on the list, and picked some for you, you can read it from the beginning, this book of a hundred years of loneliness, I haven't read it and know that it is very famous, it talks about the rise and fall of Latin American countries for a hundred years, magical realism, and this siege is too famous, I haven't read it yet, you first look at a hundred years of loneliness, I look at the siege, Our mother and daughter make progress together, so you don't have to say that I abuse you, let's watch it together. ”
Li Xiaoxing was so moved that he was about to cry, "Mom, you are too good to me." ”
Empress Dowager Li lovingly touched the top of Li Xiaoxing's head, "It's good if you can understand, I'm all for you." ”
As soon as the ritual weapon "I am for your good" is sacrificed, the children of the world will be speechless.
Li Xiaoxing threw himself forward as if he had been drained of his strength, and lay on the carpet and did not move.
The fitness plan is very simple, jogging for two hours in the morning and evening every day, connecting for an hour of yoga half an hour after meals, playing basketball for an hour after afternoon tea, jogging for two hours in the evening and then going to the gym for an hour to practice boxing.
Devil Training.
Pull the coach out and shoot him for ten minutes.
"If it weren't for the fact that I thought that the girls who danced ballet were too guilty of their feet and their toenails fell off, I would have enrolled you in ballet lessons, you see how elegant the temperament of those ballet girls is, don't you particularly like Liu Shishi? She was born as a ballet. ”
"Mom, it's good you didn't report me to the ballet, otherwise I'd have gone crazy."
Li Xiaoxing doesn't like to dance, she used to dance rabbit dances at school, and she danced not the same beat as others.
After only one day of exercise, Li Xiaoxing felt that she was already a waste.
At less than five o'clock on Wednesday morning, Empress Dowager Li was busy in the kitchen, and from time to time noise reached her ears, so that she couldn't sleep, and shouted through the thick wall, "Mom! What are you doing? I'm still sleeping! ”
After a while, Empress Dowager Li was about to come in with a spatula, "What are you sleeping, hurry up, I thought of a good idea, let's go to the park together, and practice Tai Chi and Tai Chi Sword with those uncles and aunts, cultivate self-cultivation, improve temperament, and also exercise and lose weight, how good." ”
Li Xiaoxing put the pillow on his head, "Mom, why are you crazy?" It's not very bright in the morning, and besides, is the park a place for us to go? We are not in our seventies or eighties, and you are not retired, what kind of Tai Chi are you practicing so beautifully. If you want to go, will I go with you in 30 years? ”
Knowing that it was definitely useless to move her mouth, Empress Dowager Li lifted Li Xiaoxing's quilt, revealing her strawberry pajamas, and her skin was touched by the cold air, and she had a lot of goosebumps in an instant.
Li Xiangqian shuddered, and his eyes barely opened a slit, "Just let me go, I've been exercising all day yesterday, and I'm either exercising, or on the way to exercise, if I continue like this, I will definitely die, and the exercise should be gradual, for example, I can do ten push-ups today, and you can let me do 11 push-ups the next day." ”
Li Xiaoxing swore in her heart that she would never get up at this time today, at least she would sleep until ten o'clock, no matter what tricks Empress Dowager Li used, she would not give in.
Empress Dowager Li suddenly said, "If you get up to exercise, I'll buy you a car." ”
Li Xiaoxing's waist was suddenly no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, his eyelids could be opened, he got up, his eyes were bright, he grabbed Empress Dowager Li's hand and said, "What you said is true?" What car to buy? Supercar? Lamborghini, I like lemon yellow, if the car doesn't have this color, we can go paint, I don't mind waiting a while. ”
"Charlie."
What? Charade? What kind of thing is Charlie? Taxi? Now there is still a sign for taxis?
I must not have woken up, Li Xiaoxing said more, his eyes closed, and he was about to fall into bed again.
Empress Dowager Li: "Mini."
Li Xiaoxing rubbed the ground again and got up, and the mini was also very good.
Li Xiaoxing had this idea at the beginning, she wanted the lion to ask for a car of several millions, and then bargain, as the so-called sky-high asking price, pay back the money on the spot, she drove a few million, at least 1 million, if she opened a 500,000, maybe 100,000 yuan would send her away in the end.
I didn't expect that this time Empress Dowager Li was quite generous.
Li Xiaoxing hugged Empress Dowager Li's waist, "Mom, I love you very much today." ”
"Alright, get up." Empress Dowager Li said and threw a set of professional Tai Chi clothes into Li Xiaoxing's bed, when did you buy it? Taobao city arrived on the same day?
"I rolled it on a sewing machine last night."
Li Xiaoxing's eyes were red, my mother, in order to let me exercise, she did everything she could, and even took out the sewing machine that she had used once after buying it. The line in the mother's hand, the boy is tired and breaks his soul.
She's still a baby.
Li Xiaoxing was sore all over, and borrowing the famous bloody lines in some romances was like being run over by a car.
"I can't lift my legs, are we really going?"
"The coach said that if you lack exercise, you will exercise and your whole body hurts, so you can get used to it. Don't you see that Uncle Wang from our village participated in the Long March before, he is over 90 years old, and he is still walking like flying, a bag of rice, four cabbages, and he can go up to the fifth floor with his carry. ”
Can it not be fast? Damn thing.
Finally took care of himself and put on the robe sewn by his mother, Li Xiaoxing and Empress Dowager Li set off one after another.
The park is more than 500 meters away from them, quite close, a group of uncles and aunts, grandparents, uncles and aunts, every morning at more than five o'clock, thunder and immovable to the park to practice Tai Chi, Tai Chi Sword, however, since the rise of square dance, Tai Chi Sword Group, Tai Chi Boxing Group is the square dance group of half of the country, the largest piece of territory, is already the square dance aunts, the grandparents of the Tai Chi group can only be squeezed into a corner, every day with hatred to look at the square dance aunts.
Facts have proved that the combat effectiveness of square dance aunts, aunts, and grandmothers is very strong, they can not only grab the basketball court with the students, occupy the football field, occupy any venue they like, and even the Tai Chi territory of the grandparents in the park They can grab, and as long as they grab it, they can grab it, and no one can make any reason. And it doesn't matter the time.
Square Dance Aunt: What Tai Chi is slow and no mood is still good for square dancing, listening to the most dazzling national style and small apples, I can't help but want to move. They are still young, so they don't want to practice Tai Chi like the elderly.
If they had come early enough, they didn't expect to meet the park, one team was white, the other team was red, and the two people occupied two of the best places in the park, and they were making eye contact with each other.
"Mom, I seem to feel a murderous aura, do you feel it?"
The Queen Mother nodded solemnly, "Well, I feel it." ”
As soon as the Tai Chi group saw the clothes on the Empress Dowager Li and Li Xiaoxing, they smiled and hurriedly greeted, "You are practicing Tai Chi, just right, our number has always been insufficient, young people like you are still practicing Tai Chi, elegant, not only can cultivate self-cultivation, but also cultivate sentiment, after practicing Tai Chi, you will find that your life is different." ”
Li Xiaoxing: This grandma looks unsmiling, like a retired teaching director, I didn't expect to be able to say so much when I opened her mouth, it is really unseemly, grandma is incomprehensible.
The square dance aunt over there was not happy, it could be seen that this aunt was a leader, and the costumes on her body were relatively advanced, and at first glance they were professionally handmade, "Aunt Zhang, I don't dare to agree with what you said, what Tai Chi is elegant, is our square dance vulgar?" You are the spring and the snow, and we are the people of Xiariba. I can't compare with you, we are all working people, and what the people like is good. ”
"What do you call me Aunt Zhang, I am your mother-in-law, if you dare to be so rude to me again, I will let my son teach you a lesson when I go home!"
Li Xiaoxing and Empress Dowager Li glanced at each other, they just came over and caught up with a big drama, it was still a vulgar mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war, but the drama is not afraid of vulgarity, the more vulgar the play, the more people buy it, everyone loves to complain while watching.
Aunt Square Dance sneered, "Let your son fix me, 20 years ago you said this was okay, now your son is almost 50 years old, all day long either this pain or that pain, this is empty, I don't know which little vixen his spirit ran to." Also, I have been separated from your son for a year, and after two years of separation, I will be able to divorce, and if you dare to yell at me again, I will let my son never go to your house again. ”
Grandma Taiji was anxious, "Wow, you vixen, you hooked up with my son at the beginning, and now you dare not let me meet my grandson, and you sincerely want to provoke the feelings of our mother and son and grandchildren, you are really a bad woman!" ”
Obviously, this Tai Chi grandmother is indeed quite elegant, and the one who scolds people the most when they quarrel is a bad woman.
"Mom, do we still practice Tai Chi? It's not a good atmosphere here. Li Xiaoxing watched it so hard that even the sleepy insects ran away.
Empress Dowager Li was also very happy to watch, which was more interesting than watching TV: "Practice, why don't you practice?"
She led Li Xiaoxing to join the team of the Tai Chi group.
With a well-known and long "Qi-", Li Xiaoxing's Tai Chi career began at five o'clock on a foggy autumn morning.