At the airport, Li Xiaoxing and Empress Dowager Li were sitting in the waiting hall, and Li Yingjun did not come to see them off. Li Xiaoxing nested in the sofa to play the glory of the king, in the game she also implemented the name of Li Xiangqian/Li Chong, never retreating, every time she rushed out alone, rushed directly to the enemy base camp after rushing through the fire, and was killed by the enemy crystal tower twice, the most angry thing is that every time she saw her teammates on the map was about to be besieged, she immediately rushed over to support, but every time she blocked up, her teammates retreated nine times out of ten, it was a pig teammate! A cissy with no blood at all!

But no matter how many times he tries, Li Xiaoxing will rush up and fire arrows when his teammates are surrounded, and his hand speed is comparable to that of an old driver who has been single for 30 years. The most tragic one of her teammates was unreliable, Li Xiaoxing was so tragic that she died ten times and killed zero, and she suffered the most injuries in this game, so she unloaded this garbage game in a fit of rage.

A few days later, it came back again.

Mr. Xun said: "Why are you so stubborn as a bronze-level person." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "It's because I'm bronze that I'm stubborn." ”

She's a game garbage player.,No matter what game she plays, she's a special dish.,Even playing a game is very dish.,

Until she got on the plane, she hadn't finished a game, and scolded, "Vegetable forcing teammates." ”

can't fight and don't dare to fight, it's simply the scum of the player world.

The Queen Mother said: "Turn off the mobile phone and board the plane." ”

"Aren't there all the WiFi on the planes now? It seems to be turned off during the security check? ”

A girl with glasses came to the back and said, "It's just a policy now." ”

Her mother said: "Where is so much nonsense, hurry up and take the luggage away, when you come, you just have a bag now, and you have to check it in." ”

"Isn't this a specialty, you didn't buy anything just because of me."

"I have money, do you have it?" Empress Dowager Li scolded back, "Where did you get the money?" ”

Li Xiaoxing bared his teeth, "Your husband gave it." ”

Li Xiaoxing didn't die, her mother finally treated her a little better, but it was just a few days of hard work, the fragrant and spicy girl Li Xiangqian became a poor dick Li Xiangqian again, the plane landed more than seven hours later, and after stretching her waist, she walked out of the airport slowly like an uncle, I don't know why her mother walked so happily as if she wanted to abandon her daughter, if Empress Dowager Li knew that Li Xiaoxing thought so, she would definitely say that she should have done this twenty years ago.

As soon as she went out, she was dumbfounded, and the black pressed a group of people, looking for President Kong, Brother Shen, Yuan, Chen Bapt, Yang Mu, Yang Kebai, Ye Wan, Lin Tianlin and other company colleagues, the dead people in the student union, the whole class, the next class, the sports students in the dormitory next door, and many more strangers, all looked at her with an encouraging look, like she lost 3-0 to Manchester United and missed the Hercules Cup.

Brother Kong and Mr. Xun opened a banner on the left and right, which read: Don't cry forward, stand up and masturbate!

I don't know which bastard wrote this stupid slogan, 99 percent is Xun Zong, and the remaining 1 percent is likely to be Xun Zong's mitosis.

"Onward! Don't be afraid, if you don't die, there will be a blessing! ”

"After all, the scourge lasts for a thousand years."

"My next-door neighbor, his seventh uncle and grandfather, said that you are a blessed man who lives a long life."

These are comic types.

"Xiaoxing, and we are with you."

"It's all gone, you're lucky."

"There's nothing you can't get over."

These are literary and artistic.

And also...... crooked building

"Forward, who is the princess holding your brother in the army? Could it be that our Li Xiangqian is also going to bloom the iron tree? ”

"Is the Lhasa garrison so good-looking? Did anyone you know tell me? ”

Li Xiaoxing was moved by their actions and cried and laughed, "What are you doing here, it's so grand." ”

She glanced at Mr. Xun, "It must have been your organization." ”

Mr. Xun touched his chin: "It's the first time I've found myself so good at organizational leadership. ”

Some of these people came by bus, some by bus, some by bicycle, and some by local tyrant by car, and Empress Dowager Li strongly requested to invite the big guys to dinner, seafood dinner.

After three rounds of wine, Li Xiaoxing toasted from table to table with a bottle of Red Star Erguotou, "Dry dry dry dry respect for my deep friendship with Li Xiangqian, don't say anything, do it first for respect." ”

That's it.

"Li Xiaoxing, the name of your wine barrel is really well deserved."

"Massive!"

"One more!"

"It's our table!"

Li Xiaoxing finished saluting everyone, his face was not red and he was not panting, drinking wine was like drinking water, even the Empress Dowager Li was dumbfounded, neither she nor Li Yingjun could drink, not to mention three glasses, it was not much worse, where did Li Xiaoxing get this amount of wine? She recalled, remembering Li Xiaoxing and her grandfather, who was a well-known drunkard in the village in his early years, and his way of death was also very cool, he died of alcohol poisoning, and Li Xiaoxing must have inherited his grandfather's talent from generation to generation.

After eating and drinking, the classmates dispersed, and as soon as the account came out, the cool breeze blew on the face, and I don't know when the sky was drizzling, Li Xiaoxing tilted her head and hung on her mother, "Mom, I drank too much and was dizzy." ”

Her mother was surprised, "Weren't you very energetic in there just now?" Why are you dizzy now? ”

Li Xiaoxing burped with a stinking wine, "Strong, in front of my brothers, I can't say that I'm a big man, and I can't say that I'm not good, and no woman can say that I'm not good." ”

Empress Dowager Li: I gave birth to a daughter back then, right?

"Mom, I can't hold it anymore, I'm about to fall—"

Before she finished speaking, Empress Dowager Li felt that the pressure suddenly increased, and the drunk person was much heavier than usual, and Empress Dowager Li really couldn't move Li Xiaoxing for a while.

"Aunt Miao?"

Empress Dowager Li turned her head strangely, only to see a tall and handsome young man standing behind her, stepped forward to help support Li Xiaoxing, she looked at it carefully, and felt that this child was quite familiar, but she forgot where she had seen it.

"Auntie, I'm Lin Zhun, don't you remember me?" Lin Zhun said with a smile, Li Xiaoxing poured over to him, and the wine was suffocating, "How much have you drunk, drunk like this." ”

Lin Zhun? Empress Dowager Li felt more familiar, and rummaged through Li Xiaoxing's fox friends and dog friends to know who it was. I was in a village back then, but I haven't seen much of it since I moved, and I have grown so big? Remember that his dad seems to be a monk? Empress Dowager Li was very impressed by Lin Zhun and his father's renunciation.

"The little bastard who was caught fighting with Li Xiangqian in the third year of junior high school and was caught at the police station, why is your hairstyle that killed Matt gone?"

Everyone has an unbearable past, Lin Zhun also has it, and now Lin Zhun, who is barely a male god, used to be a second-class teenager who kept Japanese washing, scissors, blowing and dyeing red hair, hung an iron card, and walked sideways, Li Xiaoxing was a little better, and his aesthetics were not crooked under the education of Empress Dowager Li.

Lin Zhun was a little embarrassed, "How many years ago did this." ”

"Yo, I still remember that you were the leader of the junior high school in the district."

Empress Dowager Li is also very fashionable, and she knows very well about the energetic junior high school student groups in Li Xiaoxing's school, when the old boy was popular, how many teenagers were immersed in the blood of brothers, and Lin Zhun was also one of them. He longed to find a crack in the ground and burn some paper to commemorate his youthful and ignorant frivolous years.

Lin Zhun had a headache, "Auntie, how do you know so clearly?" ”

Empress Dowager Li replied calmly: "I found an autobiography written by her after graduating from junior high school under Li Xiaoxing's bed, called "I have not been a big sister for many years". expressed his regret for quitting the rivers and lakes, which focused on how the two of you didn't know each other, and later found out that they were friends when they were children, and sighed about the drama of life. ”

That autobiography is Li Xiaoxing's black history, she suddenly felt lonely and lonely after graduating from junior high school and quitting the rivers and lakes, without the majestic momentum of traveling with a group of younger brothers, and there was no free and easy scolding of the middle finger of the teacher who was not pleasing to the eye, and there was no sadness that everyone was drunk and I woke up alone, sixteen-year-old Li Xiaoxing felt that she was becoming the person she hated, and continued to live according to the way others lived, without self, the body was just a shell of the walking dead. Twenty-year-old Li Xiaoxing decided to live elegantly and freely, and then look at his former self, he can't help but have the idea of wanting to take a time shuttle back and beat up the young tooth Li Xiangqian.

Li Xiaoxing, who was drunk and unconscious, didn't know that the history of being proud and now eager to lose his memory had already been discovered by the Empress Dowager Li, and shared it with Li Yingjun with relish, and the couple decided to hide it from Li Xiaoxing and retain the dignity of being the eldest sister for her.

"I haven't heard from you since high school, where have you been all these years? It's so tanned. Auntie remembers that you weren't so vain in the first place. ”

Lin Zhun was said that his cheeks were hot, but his complexion was dark, and he couldn't see his shyness at all, so he said concisely: "I went to sea." ”

"Okay, your dream is the sea of stars, it was written in the autobiography of Qianqian."

Lin Zhun stumbled under his feet, really, when he was a teenager, he and Li Xiaoxing decided that their future dreams were stars and the sea, so he decisively dropped out of school and grinded a cousin to take him on the ship to sail, but he had never sailed on the ocean before he found out that he was a landlubber when he got on the boat, and he was actually seasick, many people had seasickness, and it would be fine to overcome it, but Lin Zhun didn't know what was going on with his physique, the seasickness was very serious, and in the first month on the ship, he vomited and diarrhea almost every day, and half of his life was gone. It wasn't until three months that I got used to the bumps in the sea.

Lin Zhun helped send Li Xiaoxing home, and Empress Dowager Li left him to sit down and drink a cup of tea, "Do you know about Xiaoxing in Lhasa?" ”

"I wanted to pick you up at the airport, but I didn't expect it to be delayed by some momentary things."

"You've got a heart." Empress Dowager Li looked at Lin Zhun, and she was very impressed by the red hair.

Lin Zhun had long wanted to run away, "Auntie, I'll leave first, and if you have any trouble, look for me." This is my business card. ”

Li Xiaoxing woke up the next morning with a headache, and when she saw that the time was twelve o'clock at noon, she sat on the bed for a while before remembering that she had to go back to work today, and asked her mother in a loud voice, "Mom, have you helped me ask for leave from the company?" ”

"You're not a primary school student, can you still ask for help from your mother?"

Li Xiaoxing thought about it, it was really. She took her mobile phone and looked at the call logs, there were no missed calls, Brother Kong should have helped her tell Wan Sui, after all, she was a survivor of the gas explosion, and no company would immediately ask her to go back to work immediately. I lazily climbed back into bed, took an ugly one-eyed bunny Bugs pirate captain puppet and rubbed it, raised my legs, and admired the beautiful legs that could be played for a year, it's good to be alive.

She jumped out of bed and opened the curtains, stretched, the sun was particularly bright, and her mood was bright. Li Xiaoxing ran downstairs slowly, caught her mother in the vegetable garden, and pulled her throat: "Mom! From today onwards, I want to live seriously! Be an energetic beautiful girl! ”

Her mother was pulling weeds in the vegetable patch with a wide-brimmed sun hat and boots, "so energetic, okay, pull out the grass in this field, and if you still have the strength, you can pull out the grass in the whole garden." ”

Li Xiaoxing's chest was overflowing with positive energy, and he nodded and said, "No problem, leave it all to me." ”

This situation could not be more correctly described by an idiom, "I think you are hot-blooded." ”

"Mom, it's not an idiom to be hot-blooded."

Li Xiaoxing pouted his ass and pulled weeds, and after a while, his back hurt sore, so he simply found a butt pad to sit and pull weeds, and often pulled out the vegetable seedlings without paying attention.

Two hours later, Li Xiaoxing's weed-pulling skill has reached the full level, and if there is a property panel, it should be displayed like this

Player: Li Xiaoxing

Weeding Pulling: Lv100 (Grand Master)

Empress Dowager Li went to the airport to get the stored luggage and specialties back, Li Xiaoxing was a little worried, "I didn't bring much things back, what should I do with the newly baked little brother?" We can't favor one over the other, otherwise it will not be conducive to the long-term development of the gang. ”

After listening to Li Xiaoxing's sweet troubles, Empress Dowager Li sent her to do housework, an afternoon passed, and when the sun was in the west, Li Xiaoxing lay on the floor panting, Empress Dowager Li checked her work status, and nodded with satisfaction, "If you love life so much in the future, our family doesn't need to hire part-time workers." ”

Li Xiaoxing stretched out Erkang's hand and said miserably: "I don't love life anymore, I'd better be my salted fish."

Empress Dowager Li raised her eyebrows and said, "Are you this kind of child who gives up halfway?" ”

"I'm not a child, I'm just a baby, and the baby begs to be let go now."

Empress Dowager Li refused her cry and asked her to clean the house once a week without pay.