Chapter 40: I've never seen anyone so comedy
"Brother Zhou, is the nurse expensive?" When Yang Xiaomin saw me coming in, he quickly stood up and asked me, very nervous, "If it's too expensive, I really don't want it, and I don't have a child by caesarean section, I can do anything by myself." ”
I shook my head, "It's not a question of whether it's expensive or not, it's a question of whether you have money or not, and the female nurse doesn't have it for the time being, and two of them were asked to leave in the morning!" ”
I was extremely depressed, I knew that this nurse was so sought-after, I should have made the first move last night.
I have to get rid of this problem of procrastination.
Suddenly, I found that I have slowly developed a lot of problems in my body in the past few years, and I usually can't find it or realize it, only when I really encounter things, these problems will appear.
What should I do now, there are no female nurses, and I am a man again!
Yang Xiaomin called inside to ask for leave, so I went to the smoking area to smoke, I didn't smoke in the morning, and the addiction came at this time.
Squatting in a shady corner of the outdoor smoking area, the dappled sunlight falling on the ground through the branches, I can't help but miss spring.
Spring is neither hot nor cold, unlike the hot summer, when people go to the next station under the sun, like roasted sweet potatoes, they instantly wilt you.
I played with the lighter in my hand while spitting out the smoke ring, and I pressed it down and let go and pressed it again.
Yang Ye said, playing with fire to wet the bed!
I don't know how the old man is, and suddenly I feel as if I haven't seen him for a long time, obviously I only saw him two days ago.
He, like my mother, is a poor person, and I have to ask him for a cigarette and tell him more jokes, so that he can forget about those unpleasantness for a while!
On the light of a new cigarette, I didn't stop until I felt a little sore in my mouth.
"Yang Xiaomin is injured and hospitalized!" I took out my mobile phone and sent this message to Wang Dabao> I don't know what kind of mood I was in to send him this message.
Just a normal informant?
Or do you want him to come over and have a good performance and play the family card for the list he wants to win?
Or is there something else I can't describe but that I have in my heart?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't want to use my brain to think about it, so be it!
If I smoke enough, it's time to go back and watch Yang Xiaomin, but where am I going to get someone to take care of her?
"Uh......h Woowoo woo ......"
As soon as I turned the corner, a strange sound like a chicken crowing at someone's throat suddenly smashed towards me.
"Lying grass!" Frightened, Lao Tzu took a big step back and kept patting his chest to calm himself.
Nima, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, isn't it allowed to become a fine and not make it, how can there be something that makes such an infiltrating sound!
The thought that this was in the hospital made me stride away.
It's just that I haven't walked a few steps before the voice comes again, curiosity kills the cat, I guess it's me.
Because, I turned my head as I coaxed, and I went back, and I wondered if it was a human or a ghost.
It doesn't matter if it's a person, if it's a ghost, you have to see what it looks like, and then you can go out and show people that you haven't seen anything in the world, and you even know what a ghost looks like!
I followed the corner and walked towards the place where the voice was.
Of course, just in case, I picked up a broom that was about to break in the middle by the wall.
Behind the old planter in front, through the sparse pile of greenery, a dark sensation was stirring, and from my point of view, I couldn't tell if it was a person or anything else.
"Hey......" I gave a tentative sound, hesitating to reach through the greenery.
In the next second, I dare say that my vision was shocked and shocked by the biggest impact and shock in almost 27 years!
Because, I've never seen such a comedy person!
Maybe, in the eyes of others, he must be ugly, but in my eyes, I only think he is a comedy.
Of course, I don't know if it's a self-curling or a self-perm, after all, it's normal for men to perm their hair nowadays.
The eyes are so big that they can almost catch up with the bull's eye, and two-thirds of them are the whites of the eyes.
The nose is collapsed, but I can see it.
The teeth are white, but almost all the upper rows are bucks, and they are very large, and the lower teeth are almost invisible when the teeth are closed, and the whole is a huge sky.
Complexion chocolate, but a little lighter than Louis Koo's style.
He wasn't very fat, but his neck seemed to be a little thicker, and there was a string of beads on it that I didn't know the name of, each one thicker than my little finger.
If this bead were a little bigger, I was afraid that I couldn't help but imagine him as a sand monk.
The clothes and pants are all black, even the socks and shoes are black.
The great waves in my heart have been turned upside down, what kind of person is this, how can a person, a person, grow like this?
Obviously, every facial feature is ugly, but when put together, it doesn't become ugly, but it becomes a comedy face, and you can't find this kind of actor in TV comedies.
I even think that if he starred in those Hong Kong comedies when we were young, he would definitely be popular with half the sky.
As soon as he pulled my broom over and planted it in the flower stand, my eyes never took my eyes off his face.
"What do you want to do?" When he saw that I didn't speak, he was still holding a broken broom in his hand.
The sound of someone pinching his throat like a rooster crowed hit my eardrums again, but this time he was talking normally, so he didn't feel as permeating as the whining just now.
"I just hear the voice...... So come and see...... "I was a little scared, because I thought it was a monster's noise, after all, this is a hospital, and a short walk further away it seems to be a morgue."
"I'm in a bad mood, I'm scared of you, I'm sorry!"
He's apologizing to me?
Now, I'm even more embarrassed, I feel that the abnormal person should be me, the new China, how can there be anything strange, I am scared of myself.
"My vocal cords are broken......"
So that's the case, no wonder his voice is so scary!
Because I've never seen anyone like this, I can't turn my eyes away from his face, like the kind of person who sees someone on the street and then stares at them very rudely.
It wasn't until he gave me back the broom and left in front of me that I chased him out two steps, and it wasn't until he walked towards the hospital gate that I pulled the rotten broom in my hand and put it back in its place.
I originally thought that this was the end of the matter, at most, there would be one more person in my mind in the future, the one who made me remember just now, and the one whose vocal cords were broken.
But I didn't expect that my fate would be changed by this person, and finally the world would be turned upside down.
I packed up my emotions and went to the ward, but when I passed by the nurse's desk, I was stopped by a nurse sitting inside, but she was the only one there.
"I remember you were in a hurry to find a nurse, woman?"
"Yes, yes, yes, is there now?" I didn't expect to be able to solve this problem when I came back from a walkaround, and I was so happy.
"Yes...... There is one, and people do things neatly...... "After the nurse looked around, she beckoned to me without a trace, "I want to give an extra 300 yuan for hard work, do you want it?" ”
For a moment, I understood, I nodded, looked at the camera in the corridor not far away, and took a brochure from her side and entered the room.
Pulled five sheets of Grandpa Mao and stuffed them into the booklet, went back to her nurse's desk to rummage through them, and casually put the booklet next to the notebook she had written, "Yes!" ”
She just wants to make some extra money by using the nurse to find an excuse, and she can get one by one, in this case, I let her be blind, and I will give more.
She could see my attitude, so when she came to check the ward later, she was much more detailed to Yang Xiaomin than before, and took the initiative to tell me what things could be eaten more for her, and which things were best not to eat or eat less.
Because I couldn't remember some things, she also asked me to add her WeChat, and sent the recipes and many maintenance tips on my mobile phone.
I dare say there's a lot of stuff in there that I really never thought of, especially some of the alternatives.
Seeing how useful those simple ingredients are, I really feel that I am well spent.
Later, when the nurse came, she taught the nurse some techniques and demonstrated it on Yang Xiaomin's stomach, so that she could follow it later.
In this society now, as long as it is within the scope of bearing, hello, hello, hello, everyone, it is not a good thing, the key is what kind of mentality you have to use to face it.
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