078 "Dangerous" woman

The filming of the movie "Sister" was officially completed in early March, and the release time was set for April 1, April Fool's Day." 『(8)Ω(1)Chinese』 8⒈

When the trailer came out, it was promoted on the electronic silver screens in the streets and alleys of Fancheng, and Ning Long's silly and silly cuteness earned a lot of popularity on the basis of Ning Xiao's original fans.

On April 1, the movie tickets were sold out, and the box office on that day broke through a record high - 100 million!!

It's obviously a comedy, looking at Ning Long's innocent appearance in the film, whether it's the question asked or the answer answered, it makes people laugh like thunder, and at the same time, they can't cry or laugh, but the ending of the movie finally ended the heroine Lan Lan's painstaking search with the death of her sister, after Lan Lan learned the truth, she fell into a coma because of extreme sadness, and woke up overnight, and her intelligence returned to normal.

She has not forgotten everyone she met on the way to find her sister, especially the traffic police uncle Ah Xun who developed feelings for her...

At the end of the film, Lan Lan recalled the touching scenes with Ah Xun in the quiet night, and finally kissed him lightly on the face, shedding moving tears, "Thank you, Ah Xun, I love you." ”

When it came time to choose whether to stay or leave, the choice was to leave.

It's just to keep all the good things that have been born in their hearts and in their hearts, so that they don't be broken by the unknown after recovering their intelligence.

The audience's hilarious emotions calmed down in the last 20 minutes of the film, they were distressed and regretful, why didn't they stay? Happy ending with Ah Hoon? But what about after you stay? Lan Lan is no longer the Lan Lan she used to be, will her innocence and simplicity, sincerity and persistence deteriorate because of the recovery of intelligence? After recovering his intelligence, can Lan Lan still be the Lan Lan that Ah Xun likes?

This series of questions lingers in the hearts of the audience, and I don't know what to do...

The next day, when the sun was shining on the earth, Ah Xun woke up from a good dream, and was thinking about taking Lan Lan out on a trip to relax, but she didn't even leave a note.

He searched all the places where she might go, asked all the people who knew her, and when everyone saw that this stupid child who had suddenly fallen into this small circle suddenly disappeared again, as if he had never come, they all helped to find it, and they all shouted, "Lan Lan, where are you?" Lan Lan, Lan Lan! ”

The streets and alleys that Lan Lan once ran to, and the missing person notices that she once posted, are all fixed in this small city.

A missing person notice flew in the wind from nowhere and pasted it on Ah Xun's face, he took it down and took a look, wasn't it Lan Lan's smiling face?

Ah Xun suddenly smiled, holding the missing person notice, his eyes lit up, it was bright...

The screen switches to Ah Xun packing his luggage, and his family and neighbors are all gathered in his room or at the door, "Ah Xun, are you going to leave too?" ”

"yes." Ah Xun straddled the backpack over his shoulder, "Lan Lan is already my woman, I can't let her go." ”

"Your woman? When did Lan Lan stay with you? ”

"We've been living together for a long time."

"Cohabitation? For a long time? "Why do the neighbors have a confused expression!

"Yes, so I'm going to get her back." Ah Xun finished speaking and went to the door.

By the time the neighbors reacted, he had already walked a long way.

"You damn Ah Xun! Even mentally retarded ideas dare to fight! And there is no humanity! A slipper flew towards the head hanging on Ah Xun's dashing back...

——The end of the whole play——

This is an open-ended ending, leaving enough room for the audience to make up for their brains.

When the audience came out of the movie theater, they were all talking about the funny and nonsensical plot in the movie, and they were even discussing whether there would be a sister chapter of "Sister" "Sister" next...

Lian Yu, who played the male protagonist in the story, saw the kiss that the fourth sister-in-law printed on his face at the end, so he made a special play...

Except for the crew, everyone doesn't know that the only kiss in the whole movie is the plot of kissing the face, the side face on the screen that is magnified and frozen by the camera, in fact, it is the fourth brother's...

The script was originally written to kiss the mouth, but it was later changed to a kiss by the fourth brother, and then directly changed to the face of the fourth brother!

Can you not make Lian Yu depressed?!! Fourth brother, fourth brother!! Did you abuse your brother like this?!! The fourth sister-in-law, as a sister-in-law, kisses her brother's face, can't she express her sister's love for her brother?!

But Xing Lu's mind has been stuck in the body of the most troubled water among the many extras, after wandering in Fan City for more than a month, it was finally time to say goodbye, and when this day really came, his heart suddenly felt a little empty.

Counting the days, it seems that he hasn't seen the girl named Ribbon Fish for a long time, and he still doesn't even know what her name is...

Since she kissed her by force, she ran away in the opposite direction, and it seemed like it was completely two directions.

"Are you really leaving?" Xing Shaozun poured his wine glass full of wine.

After watching the screening, everyone came to the Emperor's Mansion to hold a banquet and practice Xing Lu.

"Hmm." Xing Lu raised his wine glass, "Although Fancheng is good, it is not suitable for me." ”

"The Queen Mother is going to nag me endlessly." Xing Shaozun touched a glass with him, "If it's okay, I'll come back often." ”

"Yes, eldest brother, you have been here all these years, the fourth brother is busy with the company every day, and now he has to take care of the fourth sister-in-law, and he has to manage our group of big fart children, it's very hard, you just stay." Since learning that the intelligence of this fourth sister-in-law is only a few years old, Jiang Zihuai added a small word in front of the fourth sister-in-law alone.

Han Lishu glanced at Jiang Zihuai, "Big brother, you can go, but don't cut off contact with us like before, although we laymen are still running around for life, our hearts are actually very yearning for the outside world..."

"It's not very popular on the Internet lately, what is the name of... Who's bigger, who wants to go and see..."Jiang Zihuai is a coward...

Lian Yu added, "The world is so big, I want to see it." ”

"Yes, yes, yes! That's it! Emma~~~ It's like speaking my heart! ”

“……”

Dude, are you sure you can be a president at your level?

Several people laughed, "Jiang Zihuai, you can really go back to the furnace and rebuild." ”

Always disliked, or walk on the path of being disliked.

Comrade President Jiang Zihuai, come on~~~

The only female comrade at the table, Ning Long suddenly said, "Big brother, you haven't picked a sister-in-law for us yet, will you leave?" ”

As soon as these words came out, it was really a pot that could not be opened... I also have to sigh that people are childish...

Jiang Zihuai said that it would be good for him to become a mentally handicapped person, and he could speak as he wanted without being disliked.

Just after Weng Haiyao's matter, Ning Long's scar was revealed, and it was called a quasi...

The faces of the people at the table were a little ugly, these two brothers were once planted on the same woman, such an embarrassing past, I didn't want to listen to it...

Xing Lu didn't feel anything, as early as after he showed Weng Haiyao's thoughts, he had contradictions and pains in his heart, how did you make this idealist accept that everything in the past was nothing? The world that he had maintained without distractions and was happy to fight for was so cruelly destroyed.

However, the countless walks have brought him to think, and he has not let himself down, and the joy of life is often not how it treats you, but how you perceive it.

It gives you a thunderbolt on a sunny day, you return it to the wind and sunshine, it gives you a downpour, you give it back the blue sky.

The moment he figured it out, he came out completely.

On the fifteenth day of summer, the law is pure.

Originally, it was to relieve Weng Haiyao of self-blame in his heart, but the main task of coming back this time was to make peace with Xing Shaozun, everyone let go of all the previous mustards, start over, and have a happy life with Weng Haiyao without any psychological burden.

But in the end, he started all over again.

That's fine.

"I'll tell you when I've picked the first one." Xing Lu replied with a smile.

Ning Long said very seriously, "This time, keep your eyes open and find us a good sister-in-law." ”

The childish words make people sound very heartwarming, as if they can find the right person as she said, as long as their eyes are a little wider.

Jiang Zihuai felt that the current little fourth sister-in-law was very interesting, and deliberately asked, "Little fourth sister-in-law, are your eyes wide when you look at the fourth brother now?" ”

Ning Long's apricot eyes suddenly widened, only widened for a moment, shiny, and then squinted and smiled happily, "Brother Zun is so good, it's okay for me to squint." ”

"Poof~~~" Everyone at the table was amused by her funny appearance.

Xing Shaozun rubbed her little head and said in a doting tone, "Little ghost." ”

A word can make him sweet to death.

After coming out of the Emperor's Mansion, Jiang Zihuai improvised and said, "Seeing that the eldest brother is the last night in Fancheng, let's stop driving, let's go and talk, and find out how we felt when we were young!" ”

This time, President Comrade Jiang Zihuai finally said something very happy!

"Good!" Han Lishu was the first to raise his hand in approval, "If only the second brother and the third brother, Yuer, Mingen, and Tian Tian were all here!" ”

At this time, when Ning Long heard Yuer's name, he immediately asked again, "Xiaolian, when are you going to take Yuer home?" I miss her so much. ”

Originally, Lian Yu didn't care about Ma Yuer, who Han Lishu casually mentioned, but now that he was twisted out by the fourth sister-in-law alone, his heart seemed to have been stabbed...

"......" The rest of the people were stunned for a moment when they saw Lian Yu, and couldn't help but scold, fourth sister-in-law, fourth sister-in-law, can you lift that pot of water?

Since he woke up, almost no one mentioned this matter, and if it wasn't for Han Lishu's unintentional mention today, Ning Long listened to it in his heart, I'm afraid he didn't know that that woman was even more important in his heart than when she was there, and she would tickle his heart.

He resisted, but the more he resisted, the tighter he squeezed...

"Xiaolian, what's wrong with you?" Ning asked with a croak.

Jiang Zihuai saw it, and suddenly pointed his finger into the air, "Little fourth sister-in-law!" Meteor! ”

"Huh?! Where is it! Ning Long raised his head and asked!

"It's gone, but there will definitely be one in a while, you keep an eye on the sky..."

Everyone was speechless, "......"

Ning Long rejoiced, "Okay! ”

Several handsome big men with a beautiful little woman walked in a row on the central road of the main road in Van City at two o'clock in the morning.

The wide street, accompanied by street lamps on both sides, stretches straight out, and the orange lights slowly fall, illuminating the silence of the road infinitely warm.

Because they participated in the screening of the movie "Sister" in the evening, the men are all wearing very formal black suits and leather shoes, and they are all more than 1.85 meters tall, and they don't walk the catwalk like models when they go out.

And the only female comrade, Ning Long's child, is 1.75 meters tall, and when she wears high heels, she is close to 1.8 meters. Originally, she was wearing a bandeau dress as white as an angel, but after she came out, in order to keep warm, she was put on a black over-the-knee coat by Xing Shaozun, and a men's scarf, and I don't know where to take off a hat and buckle it on her head, and the whole person was tightly covered, hiding all the previous beauty.

It can be seen that let a man dress up a woman, the level is called a casual...

Of course, Ning Long didn't feel the word beauty, took Xing Shaozun's hand, looked up at the sky and waited for the meteor, while throwing his arm and walking forward one step at a time, two steps and three steps.

This is no longer a street, but a live broadcast of a fashion show...

Xing Shaozun put one hand in his trouser pocket and the other held Ning Long, and the rest of the men put their hands in their trouser pockets, Jiang Zihuai beat the little fourth sister-in-law and walked like a ruffian, and from time to time he danced Michael Jackson's space steps, although he didn't dance at all. Han Lishu followed behind, kicking him in the ass from time to time.

Lian Yu, who was walking on the side, was affected, raised a middle finger towards Jiang Zihuai, and then jumped up unruly. Jiang Zihuai was not convinced, and raised two middle fingers at him.

Lian Yu jumped up and was much more handsome than Jiang Zihuai, looking as if Michael Jackson was possessed, it just so happened that he was wearing a very trendy fashion suit today, with a black hat, in order to add to the fun, he sang Michael Jackson's "Dangerous" while dancing:

The-ay-she-netto-the-p1anetbsp; I-kne-right-then-and-there, at that moment, made me feel

There-as-something-different-about-this-gir1 This girl is different

The-ay-she-moved her pace

Her-hair her show

her-fanetbsp; her-1ines her elegant lines

divinity-in-motion's every move seems to have some kind of divine power

as-she-sta1ked-the-room as soon as she stepped in

I-cou1d-fee1-the-auraof-her-presence, I sensed her presence

every-head-turned-fee1ing-passion-and-1ust everyone returns, delusional and infatuated

The-gir1-apersuasive: This girl is too good at demagogy

The-gir1-I-netot-trust her, I can't believe it

The-gir1-as-bad is a girl who is swoon-blowing

The-gir1-as-dangerous

I-never-kno, I know it

but-I-as-a1king-in-1ine, but I still stepped on the cordon

……

shes-so-dangerous

the-gir1-is-so-dangerous

……

at-ounetbsp; A-kiss a hot kiss

a-hisper-of-1ove, a tender and sweet whisper

I-apoint-of-nore-turn: I'm on my way to the point of no return

Deep-in-the-darkness-of-passions-insanity is mired in the darkness of mad obsession

I-fe1t-taken-by-1usts-strange-in-humanity is carried away by some kind of bizarre and irrational greed

This-gir1-apersuasive: This girl is too good at demagoguery

……

shes-so-dangerous

the-gir1-is-so-dangerous

Lian Yu's jump can amaze the little fourth sister-in-law who is waiting for a meteor!! Decidly threw away Brother Zun's hand and ran to Lian Yu, dragging him and shouting, "Xiao Lian, you dance so beautifully!" It's so fun!! I'm going to have fun too!! Teach me! Teach me! ”

It just so happens that she also has a hat!

Xing Shaozun, that black line, little ghost, do you like the new and hate the old?!!

Lian Yu forgot everything as soon as he danced, and his interest was high, and the fourth sister-in-law said that if she wanted to learn, she would definitely have to teach.

So, the formation that was originally lined up in a row has now become four big men in the back row, a man and a woman in the front row, the men are dancing dynamic and sexy dance steps, playing with black hats, which is particularly cool, and the women imitate it ridiculously, the pace can't keep up, the hands are not flexible, and the buttocks are not sexy enough and a little stupid, but it presents a spoof of space step.

Xing Shaozun and the others watched from behind, laughing and applauding, while following Lian Yu's singing and rhythm, together, writhing...

Lian Yu continued to sing:

dangerous! Dangerous!

the-gir1-is-so-dangerous! This girl is too dangerous!

I-have-to-pray-to-god, I had to pray to God

neto-ho-1ust-netd, because I know how greed blinds people's minds

Its-a-passion-in-my-sou1 is an impulse that hides in my soul

……

dangerous! Dangerous!!

the-gir1-is-so-dangerous! This girl is too dangerous!!

was singing vigorously, when there were only a few of them on the street, a woman suddenly rushed out, and behind this woman, there were several pursuers, shouting, "You stop Lao Tzu!" ”

dangerous… Dangerous...

the-gir1-is-so-dangerous… This girl is too dangerous...

Lian Yu's singing tone became lower and weaker, and his dance steps slowed down with the woman who rushed over... In the end, he stopped jumping at all, and everyone else stopped, too.

The other couldn't keep up anymore, panting, "How can this girl run so much!" It's the same as loaches! You can still slip if you catch it! ”

nonono!

When Xing Shaozun and the others were stunned, only the corners of Xing Lu's mouth raised a smile that seemed to be nothing, she was not a loach, she was a ribbon fish...

The soles of the fish's feet seemed to be stepping on the hot wheels, running fast, but running and running suddenly appeared in front of a group of people in black suits blocked the road, one by one looked like a high wall, thinking that it was the same group as the people wearing suits in the back, where did they still have the heart to see the true faces of these people in front!

There are strong enemies in front and chasing soldiers behind them, flanking before and after, there are closed shops on the left and right, there is no way out, she is in a hurry, she rushes to the left side of the roadside flower bed, holding a tree and climbing up!

Dogs jump over the wall in a hurry, and people rush up the trees! Yes... Forehead support...

The necks of Xing Shaozun's group twisted directly to the tree on the right... Target... Woman...

"Hey~~ Brother, isn't this the woman you pulled to kiss in public?" Xing Shaozun recognized it and laughed.

"Ah?!!h The rest of the people raised their necks higher, "Big brother, are you sure that it was this woman who could climb trees at that time?" ”

Xing Lu's hand touched his nose and replied with a chuckle, "Well, it's her." ”

Ning Long saw that this sister climbed a tree so quickly, she had never seen it in her life, and suddenly hid in the dense branches and leaves, and clapped her hands happily, "Brother Zun, she climbs trees so well!" Can I learn from her! It's so fun! ”

...... "Don't think everything is novel and fun, okay, is climbing a tree something that a woman can do?!"

The pursuers behind finally caught up, one by one panting, and one of them patted the person next to him, "You, go, drag her down!" ”

"Brother, I'm bored, I can't crawl..."

"You! You go! "Another man was commanded.

The other man was thin and looked more honest, so he ran under the tree and picked up the trunk and picked it up, but halfway up, he was suddenly harassed by something. Looking up, the small branches and leaves on a branch swept straight to the door, so that he couldn't open his eyes at all, the small branch poked his face very uncomfortable, and then one of the hands on the trunk of the tree suddenly hurt, was trampled on, screamed, and fell from the middle of the tree!

Ribbon fish was condescending, and she broke a branch in her hand to make a weapon, and the people below couldn't do anything about her for a while.

"Stinky girl! You give Lao Tzu down! If there is a kind, come down! ”

"Big brother, I didn't plant it...", the fish rode on the tree, and said bitterly.

"......" the man was so angry that he blushed and his neck was thick, "If you don't plant it, you can give it to Lao Tzu!" Damn it! Steal Lao Tzu's things! It's crooked! ”

"That's what I picked up! Why do you say it's yours! Does that have your name written on it? ”

"What I say is mine is mine! Lao Tzu's things are gone, someone sees it in you, it's not what you stole it! ”

"If you disappear, your mother found you at my house, is it me stealing a man?! You look so ugly, if you want to steal a man, you have to pick up a handsome one! ”

“……”

"Nima! Stealing Lao Tzu's things and saying that Lao Tzu is ugly! You all give it to Lao Tzu! Drag her down for Lao Tzu! "It's just an insult!" Look at Lao Tzu, I won't kill you today! ”

Jiang Zihuai was already laughing on the side, "Mom, mom!" I'm going to laugh to death! I'm going to die laughing! Laugh when you're dead! ”

Ning Long stood aside and accused very angrily, "Even if she stole something, it's not right for so many of you to bully a girl!" ”

"......" The fourth sister-in-law is the fourth sister-in-law, and it is reasonable to steal things!

Daiyu looked condescendingly at the source of the laughter, and just at this glance, she saw the most familiar of several handsome men, and then quietly climbed up again, burying the whole person in the leaves.

Then secretly work on yourself: You can't see me! Can't see me! Can't see me!

Well... The two legs hanging from the tree, wearing a pair of dirty sneakers, can still be seen clearly...

The angry man saw that there were still a few people here who were watching him laugh, and he couldn't hold his face, "Go, get them out of me first!" ”

This group of gangsters really doesn't know Taishan, and they don't even know the identities of these men in front of them! Isn't this the rhythm of looking for death?

Without waiting for them to attack, as soon as Han Lishu made a move, he directly solved them on the ground, and when that person saw that he met the master, he was so frightened that his ass was urine, and he collectively rolled away directly!

Ning Long ran under the tree and waved at Daiyu, "Sister, they were driven away by us, come down quickly!" ”

Fourth sister-in-law, fourth sister-in-law, can you call sister when you don't see anyone, are you sure that this person in the tree is bigger than you?

Looking at the sky with fish, the orange street lamp filtered through the clusters of leaves, filtering on her face, black and yellow, ah... Can you not go down?

Why did such a humiliating thing be seen by him!!

"Don't be afraid! We're good people, come down! Ning Long jumped up and beckoned to her, "I also want to climb a tree, can you come down and teach me!" ”

"......" Xing Shaozun was speechless, "You are not allowed to be so studious!" ”

"But... Brother Zun, it's really fun..."Ning Long pursed his lips, what if he really wanted to climb a tree...

Xing Lu looked at the woman who had been riding on the branch for a long time without moving, the corners of her mouth raised, and her voice was long, "Do you need to go up and take you down?" ”

Hey~~~ If it's so ambiguous... Is there a situation? Xing Shaozun and the others all looked at Xing Lu's body, and saw a smile on the corner of his mouth, looking like a spring...

Ouch yo...