[200] Take it in the right way
I was quite comfortable with what we said about the lobster, but as soon as I finished saying this, Brother Hao made a move and directly wrote off the lobster. After logging out, he threatened the lobster, "I'll talk about it later, and I'll cut you." ”
Our big lobster is indeed very courageous, and continued to say it again, and sure enough, our brother Hao also kept his promise and used body language to write off the big lobster again. This time, the big lobster couldn't stand it anymore, and asked Brother Hao, "What does this have to do with you, damn, you always beat me up." ”
Brother Hao suddenly laughed, and he smiled very happily. After laughing for a long time, he said, "Why are you asking about this?" Why didn't you ask the first time? ”
The big lobster punched me, "Liu'er, you're just watching the excitement on the side, don't help, damn, I'll say hello." ”
I smiled and punched Brother Hao, "Why are you hitting our big lobster." Do you have to give an explanation? ”
Brother Hao touched his head, "My explanation is that his sycophant is too fake, I can't stand it." Damn it. ”
After listening to Brother Hao's words, I acquiesced, because I felt that I couldn't beat Brother Hao with the big lobster. So I won't refute Brother Hao. Brother Hao is also out of school now, hey. But I always feel that the lobster praises me so much, and there is a conspiracy. I just didn't know for sure, so I looked at our big lobster, "You don't have any plans against me, do you?" ”
Our shrimp brother's head shook very resolutely, and his voice was very sincere, "There must be no conspiracy, I am from the heart." As soon as he finished saying this, Brother Hao started again.
Our shrimp brother scolded very depressedly, "This is not good, I didn't praise him." ”
Brother Hao smiled: "It's not okay with that tendency." After finishing speaking, Brother Hao hugged me: "Liu'er." I want to ask you a very serious question, which is very, very important to me, and you must help me. ”
I glanced at Brother Hao, "What's the problem, you are so serious." ”
Brother Hao patted me on the shoulder, "I want to touch the meat, the problem is, I can do this process of touching the meat, the body is instinctive, God gave it." The question is the preparation for touching the meat, as well as the follow-up work, and how you can touch it when you want to be like you. I'd love to know. ”
As soon as I heard it, "Brother Hao, you have become bad, don't ask me this, I don't understand, you ask Brother Shrimp who you just logged out several times." He must have understood. ”
Brother Hao punched me, "Really? You won't understand, don't tell me. Right. If you don't tell us about this relationship, is it appropriate?"
I shook my head vigorously, "No, no, Brother Hao, I really don't mean that, I don't know very well, think about it carefully, Lin Ran is my first love, I haven't had any other girls now, you don't know." You'll have to ask Brother Prawn. He knew for sure. ”
I didn't expect my stupid brother to really hug our shrimp brother's shoulder, "Brother shrimp, I'm really sorry just now, you see." You see, you have to tell me about this, right, let me get rid of the virgin ranks sooner. ”
Brother Prawn compared the cow this time, and glanced at Qi Hao, "Yo, I'm using it now, why did you go earlier, and besides, my shoulder hurts when you hit me just now." After saying that, he pointed to his shoulder.
Brother Hao hurriedly slapped Brother Shrimp on the shoulder, "Brother Shrimp, Brother Shrimp, hurry up Zhou, tell me." ”
Brother Prawn sighed, "You mean you want the little fat man to let you touch the meat when you want to, right?" ”
Brother Hao nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes." What should I do? ”
Brother Shrimp smiled contemptuously, "That's very simple, you only need to her for the first time, and then you can do whatever you want." It's definitely when you want to touch the meat and when you want to touch it. ”
"Really?" Brother Hao's expression was puzzled.
I smiled on the side, "This is true." ”
Brother Hao turned his head to look at me, "Then how did you get on it for the first time?" ”
I glanced at him, "The overlord is the bow, nonsense what." "I thought, I really can't stand this stupid big man.
As a result, what made me even more mad, Brother Hao touched his head, "This is not difficult." It's just that wouldn't it be bad to do that? Is it different from rape? ”
When I heard this, I was scared into a cold sweat. Hurriedly grabbed Brother Hao's arm, "I'm joking with you, but you can't do that, you can't break the law by committing anything." Don't scare me. ”
Brother Hao looked at me, "Oh, grass, you didn't say it earlier, but I really want to touch the meat." ”
viagra patted Brother Hao on the shoulder, "The master led the door, and the practice is personal." I'll teach you a little bit of experience. ”
Brother Hao looked at viagra. viagra first took a breath and said, "So, if you need to commit the crime and where you need to commit the crime, I can provide it to you." ”
I hurriedly interrupted viagra, "Don't talk about the time of the crime, okay?" Change a word, change a word. ”
The big lobster touched his head, "Well, it's not appropriate, then change the word, it's true love time, true love place." This time of true love, it is best to be at night, and the dormitory is closed, she can't go back to the dormitory, and the place of true love should only be the two of you, such as the box in the cinema. The rest, it's up to you. ”
I then said, "It's not a problem not to go back to the dormitory, the problem is to deal with the consequences of not going back to the dormitory." In other words, you can find a way to create such a true love environment, and you can't be found out by the school leaders afterwards that you haven't returned to the dormitory. The rest is up to you. It's man-made. The master led the way in, and the cultivation was in the individual. ”
Brother Hao sighed, "Okay, thank you, brother, I'm going to get rid of the ranks of virgins quickly." ”
Viagra patted Brother Hao on the shoulder, "One more point, I found that your current thinking is indeed a bit problematic." ”
Brother Hao glanced at him, "What's the problem?" ”
viagra shook his head, "In your mind, now all day long, except for JB, is B." This idea is very wrong. I watched viagra say this and I laughed, it was so funny, and sure enough, Brother Hao started to use body language again to tell us the consequences of the big lobster talking nonsense.
After a few days, when it came to the next Monday, between classes, the school routinely raised the national flag, after raising the national flag, came an egg than the leader, first summarized the work since the beginning of the school half a month, and said something for me, and even for many people are nonsense, because we already knew, the content of the meeting, in fact, is still the main two things, one is the sophomore students gang up to fight in the first class of high school, in the whole school to report criticism, by the way, the results of the treatment, This rhubarb list has been known for a long time.
The second thing is that the school has confirmed that it will hold a three-month campus rectification operation starting today, which is a nice name, but I scoff at these words. It's better for me to say it in my own words, my words are more in line with the actual central idea of this bullshit action, in some professional terms, that is, campus crackdown. Be more professional. It's the big head and the little head of the political and educational department, the school guard. There is a legitimate way to make money again. I think the offer must be the dog, barking.
After the meeting, we went back to work, and everyone didn't take this matter seriously, make trouble when they should make trouble, talk about what they should say, learn what they should learn, and sleep when they should sleep. However, this time the school is really here, and the crackdown has lasted for more than a week, which has allowed everyone to thoroughly witness the determination and ambition of the school.
As for the school's determination, basically every class will be inspected by a leader, and they will look inside from the outside of each class to see if the students inside are studying, as long as they are not studying, if they are discovered, they will be dealt with seriously according to the size of the episode. It's like our unlucky shrimp brother, sleeping in class, was called out, and the rhubarb list was posted in the afternoon, we thought we were writing an inspection, but the whole school reported criticism, and took it home to suspend classes for three days for reflection.
The little fat man wrote a note in class and passed it back, and was seen by the passing leader, but it was useless for the head teacher to plead, so he directly suspended the class for three days for reflection. In those days, our biggest hobby was to go to the school bulletin board after class to see which unlucky child was on the yellow list again.
Now to grasp the problem of smoking, if you are caught once, you will stay in school directly to check, and if you are caught for the second time, you will be directly persuaded to quit, and the school is also very reasonable, as if there is an education law, stipulating that students are not expelled, it is really a magic height of one foot and one foot high, our school does not expel students, our school is the focus of the province, and our school is only to dissuade students. To persuade them to quit should be to persuade them to drop out. I have really thought about this problem seriously, but I haven't tried it, it's not that I don't have the opportunity, but I don't dare to try. I'm afraid my mother will cut people.
As for the issue of fighting, it is dealt with more seriously, as long as you participate in the fight and are found out by the school, then it will definitely be expelled, oh no, it will be dissuaded, it must be dissuaded. It's all a one-time expulsion, and there is absolutely no second chance, but these people risk such a big punishment, and there are still many people who commit crimes against the wind, and those who sleep in class build a fortress for themselves, which is full of books. Paste an English newspaper behind the door, tear it once on the outside, paste it on the inside once, and stick it until the head teacher is anxious. Say we're wasting resources.
I thought, it's not that we're wasting resources, and we can't blame the teachers for being anxious, you are so disrespectful to the teachers, and if you do, you should post it to my football weekly, not your own English newspaper. If you want to post it, it's okay to post a historical newspaper and a political newspaper, you still post the main subject, can the teacher not be angry, and, I heard that the teacher asked the students to subscribe to the newspaper, and they still have the advantage of taking it. Excited, excited.
Those who dare to call their mobile phones at school, they will stay in school to check after they are caught, and the one-to-one couple on campus all day long has to become three people, four people go together, because if two people and two people go, one man and one woman. It will be considered to be a target. Love. Calf love. But two pairs of two pairs of walking, there is no such trouble. I can't just come up and say that the students are P, I guess even the dog doesn't have the courage to make the people angry, and the regret of angering the people is not something he can bear.
The one who talks in class still speaks, was fined one, was fined two, it has no effect at all, our lobster just stopped class for three days and returned to the class, it is estimated that the butt is not hot yet, and when I was in a self-study class, I threw a paper airplane, and shouted that I was going to stab me with a plane, but I was found by a passing leader, and he continued to be suspended from class, and this time I also remembered a small demerit. After being stopped, when I came back, in response to a few of our questions, our shrimp brother smiled very calmly, "It's not a problem" very chic. But I forgot about the shame of his mother dragging him by the ear and dragging him in from the door of our homeroom teacher's office.
There are a few familiar people in the grade, who committed crimes against the wind, and as the school said, they were all dealt with seriously, and some unlucky children were directly persuaded to quit after smoking a cigarette. Not to mention the fights, there are some familiar faces in the school, and several have been expelled, which is indeed a strong demonstration of the determination of the school's rectification activities.
As for the ambition of the school's rectification activities, one sentence is enough, these students who were expelled from the Big Yellow List have something to do with it, or nothing to do with it, as long as you are willing, as long as you are willing, most of them, after not much time, they came back to school with a small schoolbag. Everybody knows that. Everybody gets it. It is estimated that the dog can definitely buy some high dog food to comfort himself. This is not called corruption and bribery, this is called the rational use of the resources in hand, the money collected by others is also the deposit of the student, but it is kept on behalf of the student, your child, if you don't make any mistakes in the future, nominally, it will still be returned to you. In other words, people are called taking it in a proper way.