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I'm in a good mood this morning! Li Xiaoxing ran away like a dead dog with a leather whip from Empress Dowager Li for two hours, then went home and fell asleep directly in the bathtub.

Half an hour later, Empress Dowager Li pushed open the bathroom door to pick up the body.

"Why did you fall asleep?"

Li Xiaoxing opened his eyes in a daze, his chin was against the water, "I dreamed that I was breathing under the water." ”

Li Xiaoxing turned the edge of the bathtub out slowly, and he didn't even take off his underwear and underwear.

Empress Dowager Li couldn't stand it, threw a bath towel over, pinched her waist and said, "Hurry up and clean up Lisuo, let's talk to the lines." “

Motionless.

Empress Dowager Li said: "Do you want to wear designer high-end models on the red carpet to kill the film?" ”

Li Xiaoxing is so vulgar and keen on fame and fortune, so he naturally got up and wiped his face without saying a word, "I still want that set of rubies!" ”

"If you're successful, I'll buy it for you."

Mother: Doesn't this kid know that if the movie sells well, she will definitely be able to buy that set of ruby jewelry herself?

Li Xiaoxing rubbed his hands together and asked flatteringly: "What, how much is my pay?" "Anyway, it has to be eight or nine figures, right?

When the contract was signed, Empress Dowager Li went into battle throughout the whole process and negotiated with Ouyang Lan, she felt that the agent Alisa was Ouyang Lan's person, and she couldn't be fully trusted, even in the face of the male god.

Ouyang Lan didn't care, but was very moved by the fact that Empress Dowager Li saw his relationship with Alisa so naturally.

I don't know what agreement the two reached, and they didn't tell Li Xiaoxing how much they were paid, so she scratched her ears and cheeks in a hurry.

My mother said: "You girl, your self-control ability is too poor, I know too well what it feels like to be rich at the beginning of the poor, I was ...... back then Oops, don't talk about it. ”

No, she wanted to know what Empress Dowager Li had bought and how much money she had spent.

Ouyang Lan said that Li Xiaoxing was still a minor and had to listen to Empress Dowager Li's arrangement.

Li Xiangqian: How old is the legal weaning age in China, 30?

I made a lot of money, and my pocket money finally changed from 1000 to 2000.

In order to celebrate getting the heroine, Li Xiaoxing ordered a family bucket takeout and watched her eat.

She wants to lose weight and lose weight, and she is about to become a vicuña in the past few days, so she can only eat grass.

Xiaoxiao was stuck at level 888, and there was no movement for five days, and none of the friends who asked for help paid attention to her.

Li Xiaoxing said to Mr. Xun bitterly.

Xun Buqun said disdainfully: "You flowers growing up in greenhouses can only complain about a pimple today or can only afford to buy a car. Otherwise, the bangs are cut off, and all thoughts are lost, and you don't plan to go out before they grow out. ”

Li Xiaoxing was speechless. She complained to Mr. Xun that the mini was gone, and only the Beetle came.

"Originally, I thought about what kind of pendant to choose for my mini, a wind chime of Japanese ceramics, it cost me more than 300 ......"

"Tut-tut, a wind chime three hundred degrees...... I don't understand poverty. ”

Li Xiaoxing decided to change the topic, "You won't go to work in the matrix after school starts?" I remember they said you were always welcome to come over. ”

"I don't want to go, if you want to go, I can recommend you to go...... I forgot that you are about to make a movie, welcome to today's guest guest in the film and television live broadcast room, Mr. Li Xiangqian. ”

Li Xiaoxing suddenly laughed into a sunflower, "Don't dare, don't dare, where am I worthy of being a teacher, not modest, I think the title of teacher is only worthy of those who are virtuous and talented and can guide students to discover their true selves, so far I have to say a word, if you don't meet this requirement, let people call themselves teachers, it's all rubbish." ”

"Look at your cow, you don't know what your surname is." I can't find the group teasing.

"That's it, don't forget to bring me Shaanxi specialties when you go back to school."

Mr. Xun: "Okay, I'll place an order for you." ”

"I'm going to eat what you brought yourself!"

Xun Buqun decisively refused, "Don't be coquettish, no." Do you want me to bring you two terracotta ornaments? Think beautifully. How Shen knows? ”

"Yes."

"What's the difference between that and placing an order!"

"Sending goose feathers for thousands of miles is light."

Xun Buqun: "Okay, I'll give you a feather of a Shaanxi white goose,"

"Is Shaanxi white goose a precious breed? I've never heard of it. ”

“…… The white goose registered in Shaanxi. ”

Li Xiaoxing was really stubborn, "That's okay, when you give me the goose feathers, you must issue a certificate of the pedigree of the goose that provided the goose feathers." ”

I've only heard of pets with cats and dogs applying for pedigree certificates, goose ...... If there is no bloodline proof, Li Xiaoxing will be fooling all the equality in the world to be false.

"Yes."

It's a big deal to spend five dollars to get one. It should not be uncommon for a well-informed and professional guy who provides all kinds of proofs...... Right?

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It's the end of February, commonly known as the back-to-school season.

The epic blockbuster "School Starts", which is produced twice a year, is about to be released again.

There's a pain in the world called school starts, where you have to stay in the classroom, want to leave but have nowhere to go.

In the group of owners who specialize in handling various certificates in Xi'an, Shaanxi, a newcomer who has just entered the industry said: You must not imagine what kind of certificate I got today.

Downstairs said that newcomers are rare and weird, and they should make fun of them by saying it.

The little brother was very speechless and said: I have issued a pedigree certificate for a goose today, proving that it has been domesticated by the old Qin people since the pre-Qin era, and also issued a genetic gene with Qinling swans in the genes, is there a swan in Qinling? OC, a local, doesn't even know.

This passage was screenshotted and also on the hot search.

Xun Buqun took the goose feathers that were on the hot search, and put it in a particularly quaint brocade box and went back to school.

Preparing for the start of school, Li Xiaoxing was busy with his feet not touching the ground, especially some people were unhappy with Li Xiaoxing, feeling that she had cut off their financial route.

If your own family is not short of money and you don't let others make some money, we will sell learning materials! Do you have to kill them all?

Anyway, the term of office of the president is only one year, and Li Xiaoxing is about to make a movie, thinking about abdicating and letting Xian find someone she can look at as the president, but why is it so difficult to find such a person?

It's finally over, and there are still two days before the official start of school, and she is ready to talk about leaving after the start of school.

Looking for the total 27th night arrived.

This day is an auspicious day for the zodiac, and it is advisable to meet relatives and friends.

When Xun Buqun pushed the door open, he saw Li Xiangqian crossing Erlang's legs, wearing pajamas, applying a mask, and nibbling cucumbers. There was also a night of paste, yellow, which looked particularly disgusting.

"Sympathize with me? Every day I have breakfast and dinner like this, and I can eat a hot meal at noon. ”

"The brokerage company is so strict?"

"It has nothing to do with the agency, it's my mother."

"I see, I wonder that you are not such an obedient person, and now no one is looking at you, eat. If only your mom I know. ”

Xun Buqun put the box on the bed, and said while pulling out things, "Have you contacted Brother Kong recently?" How is she? ”

Li Xiaoxing swallowed a mouthful of paste with difficulty, "The abdominal muscles have changed from four to six, one degree darker than the original, and two centimeters taller, and the shooting competition has won the first place in the recruit company, and the whole battalion recruit shooting competition is about to be held, and it is preparing for the battle with all its might." ”

Brother Kong is like a fish in water in the army, and he seems to have forgotten that there is still a wife, a concubine and a maid in his hometown waiting for her to come back.

The maid in the room is looking for the total.

Li Xiaoxing kept staring at Mr. Xun's suitcase: "What about my gift." ”

"Under your pillow."

Li Xiaoxing's eyes widened, "When did you let it go?" ”

"When you wash your face."

Li Xiaoxing opened the box eagerly, what did she see?!

The middle finger of the index finger carried the goose feather, and pulled out a certificate of exquisite workmanship with gold inlaid from under the box.

"Can you tell me what the 'Chinese Goose Ancestry Identification Department' is?"

Xun Buqun said coldly: "A relevant department." ”

Li Xiaoxing picked up the certificate and observed it carefully, and with her eyes, she really couldn't tell the truth for a while, so she took a photo and sent it to Lin Zhun: "Use your professional eyes to judge the truth and falsehood." ”

Lin Zhun replied in seconds: Really.

It's true?!

Now there is really a group of people who are full of food and support to do the pedigree identification of the goose.

"It seems that one day I will have to do a blood test to see if I am a purebred Han Chinese."

Mr. Xun: "You're definitely not, you don't look like a terracotta." ”

Studies have shown that after thousands of years of population integration, the ancient Han people, who originated in the Yellow River Valley, have long since ceased to exist.

Isn't it Han at all after a long time?

"I've heard that ethnic minority students only know that they are ethnic minorities when they get their ID cards, there is a particularly interesting joke I don't know if you have heard of it, a child in a Mongolian Chinese primary school in Inner Mongolia, Mongolian classmates are particularly fond of wrestling, only he can represent Han classmates in the school to wrestle with them, he is regarded as a hero by his classmates, but one day he saw his family's household registration book, found that he is a Mongolian...... Hahahaha! ”

Mr. Xun rolled his eyes and looked at Li Xiaoxing as if he was about to laugh, what are you laughing at, showing the whiteness of your teeth.

If you look closely, Li Xiaoxing's teeth seem to have really turned white.

"You're not going to clean your teeth, are you?"

"What's the matter, everyone will change a little bit after the holiday, and you haven't done anything to commemorate your 18th and 24th birthday."

"I'm older than you, thank you."

"Okay, how did you spend your 18th and 36th month birthday? Did you hit the umbilical ring? ”

"Why am I beating it without a crop top?" Xun finally packed up her things, and when Li Xiaoxing came, he helped her dry the quilt, washed the slippers with a layer of dust, and put the curtains in the washing machine and rolled.

Li Xiaoxing just turned off the elimination and clicked on the wilderness operation, isn't the game all real-name authentication now? There should be a feature to limit the login time of the student party, for example, elementary school students can't log in to the game on weekdays or something......

Li Xiaoxing turned on the voice but never spoke, and there were really many elementary school students who listened to the voice.

"I followed a post-05 beauty blogger, and he actually has 20 followers! I'm ten years older than her, and I haven't slipped on makeup yet! Li Xiaoxing said while holding a sad cat doll more than one meter long and nibbling on a cucumber. She didn't finish this cucumber for half an hour. In the past, she liked to eat cucumbers, and they were delicious, but after eating them for two months in a row, she wanted to vomit when she smelled cucumbers.

"By the way, I brought you a lot of cosmetics from Japan, which are much cheaper than in China, and I brought you a full range of lipsticks from SkinKey! And these, these ......" Li Xiaoxing poured cosmetics out of his bag in a hurry, with a proud little expression begging for praise, "I don't mind if you take a video and say it's from your best friend." ”

Xun Buqun: "Then those pink eyes can't say that I eat soft rice?" ”

"Eat soft rice! Ha ha! Hahaha! Li Xiaoxing began to laugh again.

I can't figure it out, but it's just a winter vacation, how can Li Xiaoxing's laughter be like returning to the furnace and rebuilding.

"Have you been to Japan, have you ever visited the public relations host of Japanese famous men?"

As soon as Li Xiaoxing mentioned this, he pouted, "I want to go, but I've been with my mother and haven't had a chance to go, so she can't ask her to go with me...... Huh? Maybe you can agree! ”

"How's your movie going?"

"It's almost time to start filming, I'm in a nervous mood."

Mr. Xun stuffed the half cucumber that Li Xiaoxing stuffed to her just now, and stuffed it to her, "Eat the cucumber and calm down." ”

Li Xiaoxing cried with a sad face.

It will take half a month to come back that year, and the five cents have completely changed the surname to Wan, and under the training of Wan Sui, he has become a high-quality and healthy cat, and it should be able to attract the attention of some female cats when he walks on the street.

There are 6 fans too.

A representative of 10,000 has 60,000 followers, which is a lot worse than a blogger who often has 18 million, but she is convinced that 5 cents is a cat with only potential.

As soon as I mentioned five cents, Wan Sui called, and the two didn't see each other for several months and chatted about cats, basically about cats, and this time it was fifty cents again.

She also took the time to explain to Mr. Xun, "Don't you let him raise him for five cents?" Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, I exchange my experience of raising cats. ”

This excuse is so fresh and refined. I was deeply impressed by the group.

"What? Five cents made other cats' bellies bigger?! ”

Isn't that?

Should she praise five cents, not an ordinary cat entering the palace and contributing to the next generation of cats, or praise Wan Sui for raising cats?

"This play is interesting, you haven't said that five cents is a factory flower, right? Wait for me to pass! ”

Li Xiaoxing bounced up from the bed with a squeak, and gnawed the cucumber in three or two clicks.