Anyone who has ever owned a dog generally knows that there is a more obscene way of greeting dogs and dogs, which is to sniff each other's butts, which is roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans.

Obama, as a handsome and rich man from the United States, first walked around the little black dog, sniffed the little black dog's ass very gentlemanly, and then ......

And then pounced like a zombie out of the cage!

The two strong front paws pressed the waist of the little black dog, stood up upright with the hind paws, and then raised the red bar, the unsightly thing under the crotch, and looked like it was about to perform the husband and wife ceremony!

I don't know if the little black dog was willing or frightened by the squad leader's aura, but he only shook in place, and had no intention of resisting at all.

At first, the squad leader thought that the two dogs were just playing, and I was quite excited to see them playing at such a close distance, but I didn't expect them to mate! And there is such a huge difference in volume, the man's face is anxious and hideous, and the woman trembles and trembles and resigns herself to fate, a strong X scene that is alive!

I grabbed the leash and pulled it back, pulling it away from the little black dog's back a second before Obama got his hands on it, and the squad leader hurriedly took the little black dog in his arms, comforting the frightened little pity, while looking at Obama who was still standing with extremely distrustful eyes, and me who dragged it back with the leash.

"Good haode dogs have been taught bad by you."

Because it didn't achieve its goal, the thing under Obama's crotch was red and purple, and the shape of a hammer always reminded me of a part of the Soviet flag, and the squad leader was too embarrassed to look this way, so he had to turn his face sideways as he spoke.

"It is said that the personality of a dog will be affected by the owner, and I think it's not wrong at all! This puppy has just been cured, and he is so small, how can you bear it......"

The squad leader looked at me hatefully, as if it wasn't Obama who wanted to the little black dog, but me, a well-dressed human.

You're too unreasonable, aren't you? In your eyes, dogs will never make mistakes, and if they make mistakes, is it the responsibility of the owner? Sure enough, it's a childish idea that only people who have never had a dog have!

Dogs have a lot of bad deeds! If you don't train well, you will defecate anywhere, some puppies will bark in the middle of the night, and as for biting sofa cushions and destroying furniture, it is a common problem for many big dogs - dogs are not as cute as you think!

And Obama just wants to mate! Don't apply human logic to dogs, okay? A purebred dog like Obama with a first-class coat color may have to charge money if he wants to breed with him! I didn't care about the squad leader, it would be nice if you asked for money!

Besides, since you think I'm like Obama, why don't you stay away from me when you see a woman take off her pants? Thou art as pure as a lily, so close to me, that thou shalt not fear that I will tarnish thy name?

With that in mind, I led Obama to the bench in front of the green belt, sat down with Erlang's legs crossed, and made a dismissive look at the squad leader.

The squad leader did not show weakness, holding the little black dog and sitting on the bench on the opposite side, more than 10 meters away from me, and neither of us looked at anyone.

Obama was grazing at my feet, and I was bored touching its head, thinking about celery and bugging, and my dad's swollen face, and of course, the hateful squad leader.

After a while, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a figure flickering, and a girl with long hair stood up from the bench opposite, hesitantly, at first I wanted to go in the direction of the Love Pet Hospital, but I stopped and thought for a while, changed the direction again, and walked towards me, zuihou sat on the bench that I occupied alone without saying a word.

But instead of coming near me, he sat on the edge of the bench as far away from me as possible, and the man was about to fall.

Still didn't look at me, just focused on the little black dog in his arms.

In the vicinity of me, a natural animal pacifier, the little black dog trembled not as much as before, so the squad leader breathed a sigh of relief, stretched out a snow-white slender finger, and let the little black dog hold it with his two paws and rub it vigorously with his nose.

Are you using me as an acid-base neutralizer? Am I worthless to you other than to get you to do something intimate with animals that you have always wanted? Look at the posture you sit on the bench! Completely disgusted + despised for me, with your body facing the outside of the bench, sitting diagonally at a 45-degree angle, what is the standard military posture that you usually sit in the school and stand upright?

Cut, you hate me, do I like you? If you sit diagonally at a 45-degree angle, I won't!

So I moved my buttocks, sat down on the edge of the bench, and turned my body to the other side to make a line with the squad leader. In order to show that I and the well-behaved squad leader are not all the way, I raised Erlang's legs higher in a very good way, and shook the sneakers on my feet desperately, as if I was kicking something invisible.

Since the squad leader sat down, Obama, who felt threatened, didn't even eat grass, and looked at the group of dogs not far away with a few blades of grass in his mouth. Then he saw my feet moving and thought I was playing with them, so he jumped up like a cat fluttering on a butterfly and grabbed my feet. Because the sneakers are very thick, they won't break if they scratch and bite, so I let them catch and play.

The little black dog in the squad leader's arms was not so lively, she saw that Obama and I were having a good time, and she wanted to participate but couldn't talk about it, so she had to use the cover of her long hair to secretly look sideways here, thinking that I hadn't noticed.

The benches in the square can obviously sit four people side by side, but because the squad leader and I occupy one side in anger, the remaining two seats in the middle are shrouded in a strange atmosphere, although there are middle-aged women looking for seats in the square, but no one chooses our side.

Instead, a fat middle-aged man with a Pekingese dog and a cigarette in his mouth walked by, and when he saw Obama, he was full of praise for his coat.

"This dog is expensive, isn't it? Young man, who did you buy it from? How much did it cost? ”

I was angry with the squad leader in my heart, so I replied indiscriminately: "It didn't cost money, my relatives sent it." ”

The squad leader heard it next to him, and the thumb and forefinger of his right hand pinched the corners of his skirt tightly, as if he was jealous of Weishenme's own relatives who did not have dogs.

The middle-aged fat man held his chin and looked at it for a while, and then asked, "What's the name of this dog?" ”

"Obama."

I have always felt that this name is very two, and the squad leader should have heard the name of the dog for the first time, she frowned slightly, as if if the owner of the dog was her, she would definitely give it a more elegant and vulgar name, not so vulgar and follow the trend.

But when the middle-aged fat man heard this, he suddenly stood in awe of me, and his tone of voice became solemn:

"Young man, I didn't expect you to be quite patriotic!"

Huh? What does naming a dog Obama have to do with patriotism?

"Of course it does! You see, US imperialism is rampant and domineering on shijie, and it also blew up our embassy, and you put the name of their president on the dog, and you shout at it all day long, how relieving it is! I'll tell you the truth, my name is Junichiro Koizumi! ”

I glanced at the Kyoba with a bitter face, and Kyoba also looked back at me with a bitter face, it seems that this is a dog that is a little old, it should be the name that Junichiro Koizumi was given when he was in office, right?

There is nothing to praise for such a patriotic act, right? At best, it's just the spirit of Ah Q! And Amy's name of the dog Obama is not insulting at all, Americans regard dogs as a member of the family, and it is impossible to name a member of the family with someone they hate!

I remember my dad told me that when he was teaching at the university, there was an American student who named his dog Zhou Enlai, and the Chinese student in the dormitory almost got into a fight with him, but in fact, the student respected Zhou Enlai very much, and his other dog was named Lincoln!

may be the reason why they have all been heads of state, Obama is also interested in Junichiro Koizumi, so he also put his nose behind someone's butt and sniffed, but was disappointed to find that the other party was a male dog, so he barked savagely and ferociously, so frightened that Junichiro Koizumi shrank straight behind his master's leg.

The middle-aged fat man smiled: "It seems that the Japanese prime minister still can't provoke the president of the United States!" After saying that, he took Jingba and the other puppies to play.

After the little Beijing bus left, Obama didn't know which evil he had hit, and suddenly ran towards the bushes behind the green belt, but as soon as he ran two steps, the dog chain I grabbed was over, and he had to turn his face to look at me, and he looked anxious with his teeth bared.

I knew it wanted to go to the toilet, so I got up from the bench and followed it over the railing to an apple tree behind the bushes.

When I got up, the squad leader obviously wanted to say something, but I stopped talking, and later found out that I was not leaving, but just taking the dog to make it convenient, so I resumed my original attitude of ignoring me.

But as soon as I walked away, the little black dog in the squad leader's arms began to be restless again, not only trembling all over, but also letting out a very terrible scream, as if he had been abused, causing many dog lovers in the square to stare at the squad leader with strange eyes.

The squad leader glanced at me in the grove complainingly, sat on the bench and waited anxiously for me, the animal comfort expert, to return, I thought that if she waited a few more minutes, she would not be able to stand the questioning eyes of the people around her, and sent the little black dog back to the pet hospital.

Obama squatted under the apple tree to, the peg was so black and smelly that it made my brain hurt, and I don't know what it ate, halfway through it, it actually chirped and became constipated.

I saw that it would not be able to finish for a while, and the squad leader was in a hurry to wait on the bench, so he put the dog chain on the branch of the tree, leaving Obama to work hard under the tree, and walked back to sit on the bench. Anyway, less than 20 paces away, even if there are a few trees apart, Obama can't find it.

"I obviously didn't hurt them, and they don't like me?"

When I sat back on the bench and calmed the little black dog again, the squad leader spoke coldly as if he was talking to himself, as if he was expecting my answer.

I snorted, "I haven't hurt anyone yet!" I haven't seen anyone like me anymore! ”

The squad leader turned his face to look me in the eye, as if he didn't believe I hadn't harmed anyone.

"You always like to use violence to solve problems, and of course others will be afraid of you."

I don't think so, "Those who see me for the first time are also afraid of me, how do you explain that?" ”

The squad leader hesitated, "Can ...... Maybe it's similar to why animals hate me. However, as long as you are sincere to people, you will always meet friends who treat you sincerely! ”

"There won't be anyone like that, at least not in our class." I asserted, "And I like to be at the top of the class food chain, and it's nice not to have everyone like you and make everyone scared of you!" ”

"Class food chain?" The squad leader looked at me with a frown, "What kind of ghost concept are you talking about?" ”

Oh no, I accidentally said this self-coined term, and I had to change the subject quickly.

So I cleared my throat and met the squad leader's questioning gaze with cynical eyes, and at the same time raised the corners of my mouth wickedly, and said with a smile: "You don't care, anyway, I like that everyone is afraid of me, and that feeling is very enjoyable - then again, squad leader, you are sometimes not too afraid of me, huh?" Am I not guilty of heinous and heinous crimes in your eyes? Why aren't you afraid of such wicked people? ”

The squad leader took a deep breath and thought about it carefully before saying, "Sometimes I'm scared......