Chapter 97: Can You Change My Bed?
This time, Feng Jianing became more interested in Chen Mingyu and said, "It turns out that you are so powerful!" Haven't you had a head injury, though? Can you be an agent like this? ”
After finishing speaking, Feng Jianing stuck out his tongue again and said, "I'm sorry, I said something I shouldn't say again......
Chen Mingyu smiled: "It's okay, although my head has been injured, but my IQ has not been affected, haha......"
Feng Jianing said: "I can also see that if your IQ is affected, then you will definitely not be able to read minds." Hey, Chen Mingyu, can you help me tell my fortune? Look at what kind of work I will do in the future, what kind of boyfriend I will find, or whether I will encounter any disasters in the future, I will break the fortune in advance! ”
Chen Mingyu smiled bitterly: "Classmate, I'm not a half-immortal, if it's a fortune teller, I can't do it!" ”
Feng Jianing flashed a pair of beautiful big eyes and asked, "What is the difference between mind reading and fortune telling?" ”
Chen Mingyu said: "That's a big difference! To put it simply, mind reading is materialistic, and fortune telling is spiritual, get it? ”
Feng Jianing looked serious and didn't seem to understand quite well.
At this time, the door of their cabin was suddenly pushed open, and two young men, one tall and one short, stood at the door of the cabin.
Chen Mingyu glanced at them and saw that although their heights were very different, they were all sinister and angry, and they didn't look like serious people at first glance.
Moreover, these two men were staring at Feng Jianing intently, their expressions and eyes unscrupulously showed their coveting of Feng Jianing!
At this moment, the tall man lowered his head and whispered something in the short man's ear, and both of them suddenly laughed.
Chen Mingyu frowned and said, "Hey! What are you two doing? ”
The tall man looked at Chen Mingyu, ignored him, and then said to Feng Jianing: "Beauty, why do you live in such a broken third-class cabin?" We still have a bed on the second side of the cabin, do you want to go there? We have the latest song tapes over there, Andy Lau's, Jacky Cheung's, let's go over there and play poker while listening to the songs, how about it? ”
Feng Jianing looked at them in surprise and asked, "Do I know you?" ”
The tall man laughed and said, "Once born, twice matured, who can know whom by birth?" ”
Feng Jianing said: "What you said makes some sense, but I'm not interested in going to any second-class cabin, so what's the deal?" I'm pretty comfortable here! ”
The tall man was sincere, and then said to Chen Mingyu: "Hey, buddy, can we change the bed?" ”
Chen Mingyu couldn't help but be stunned, he really didn't expect this tall man to make such a straightforward request, so he sneered and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested." ”
Feng Jianing also glanced at them in annoyance at this time, moved his lips, but did not speak.
After the tall man was rejected by Chen Mingyu, he was not discouraged at all, walked straight in, and said with a hippie smile: "Dude, you think about it again, will you?" ”
Chen Mingyu said: "There's nothing to think about, you guys hurry back, we're going to rest." ”
The tall man changed his threatening tone this time and said, "Dude, I advise you to think about it again!" ”
Chen Mingyu said impatiently: "Yo, why don't you understand people's words?" I've told you, get out of here! ”
Feng Jianing also reprimanded: "Why are you two so annoying!" People said they wouldn't change it for you, what else would you ink! ”
At this time, the short man also walked in, he first smiled at Feng Jianing pretending to be polite, and then asked Chen Mingyu: "Dude, we don't mean anything else, we just want to make friends with you, he is not very good at talking, don't mind." ”
Chen Mingyu was quite good at talking when he heard this short man, but his expression and actions had betrayed his filthy heart, Chen Mingyu naturally didn't bother to take care of him, and said, "Okay, don't ink it, go back quickly, Ang!" ”
The short man's face changed, but he didn't seem to move, and asked, "You two, are you a couple?" ”
Chen Mingyu hadn't spoken yet, but Feng Jianing had already said: "Yes, we are newlyweds, and we came out for our honeymoon together, what's the matter?" ”
Hearing this, Chen Mingyu couldn't help but glare at Feng Jianing, thinking that this girl was too open! And Feng Jianing looked at Chen Mingyu with a smile in his eyes, and seemed to be enjoying the joke he made.
The tall man sneered, "You are husband and wife? Don't lie! The two of you are not on the same boat at all, how can you be husband and wife! ”
The short man also smiled playfully: "Little beauty, don't make this kind of joke casually." ”
Feng Jianing changed color and said, "What do you mean?" Track me? ”
The short man said: "Don't say it so ugly, we didn't follow you, but when we got on the boat just now, we were behind you, and I wanted to say hello to you, but it was too crowded at the time, and after getting on the boat, I didn't know where you ran in a blink of an eye, so we looked for it, hehe......"
The tall man also said: "We are right behind you from the dock, you are on the boat alone, you just happen to live in the same cabin with this kid, it can't be husband and wife!" ”
Feng Jianing said: "You guys are really boring! Do I know you? What are you saying hello to me? Besides, who said that the two of us had to get on the boat together when we got married? We just like to go on the boat separately, can't we? I've never seen anyone as inexplicable as you! ”
The short man said: "You said that you are husband and wife, then you take out the marriage certificate and show it to me, and my buddy and I will leave immediately!" ”
Chen Mingyu was simply laughed at angrily: "Yo, what are you doing?" The public security bureau checks the household registration? Are we husband and wife about you birds? I'll say it one last time, get out of here! ”
The tall man's face immediately changed, and he shouted: "I see that you kid is shameless, and you dare to talk to us like this, you really want to die......"
Chen Mingyu stood up with a gloomy face, and the tall man subconsciously took a step back and shouted, "What? You're really looking for death! ”
The short man pulled the tall man's arm and said, "Dude, can't we talk?" Why do you have to do it, right? Well, I'll give you two hundred dollars, and you can change my bed, how about it? I live in second class, not only can you live more comfortably, but you can also earn 200 yuan for nothing, which is a good deal, right? ”
Chen Mingyu asked, "Do you know why flies are so annoying?" ”
The short man said, "What? Why? ”
Chen Mingyu said: "Because the flies are so noisy!" Can you get out of here and stop arguing like a swarm of flies? ”
The short man also made a fuss now, and said with a cold face: "I don't think I can communicate with you well, so let's go out and find a place to have a good chat, okay?" ”
Chen Mingyu wanted to clean up the two of them just now, but the space in the cabin was too small, and he was afraid that he would hurt Feng Jianing if he did it here. Moreover, he doesn't know if these two bastards have other helpers, if there is, he has to analyze the strength of both sides and make another move.
So, Chen Mingyu said: "Okay, then let's go out and talk!" ”
Originally, Chen Mingyu thought that Feng Jianing might worry about himself and not let him go out, but he didn't expect that Feng Jianing seemed to be a person who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he shouted excitedly: "Are you going to fight?" Okay, I'll go out with you! ”
Chen Mingyu couldn't help but smile bitterly, thinking to himself, this little beauty's personality is really different, and her heart is really big!
The short man also showed a smug smile when he heard this, and said, "Then let's go, buddy, let's go to the deck." ”
So, the tall man, the short man, as well as Chen Mingyu and Feng Jianing, a group of four people walked to the deck.
Feng Jianing was still very excited and secretly asked Chen Mingyu: "Are you going to hit them with your fists, or are you going to use a gun?" You're not going to kill them, are you? ”
Chen Mingyu really couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "When you get to the deck in a while, you just stay by the side honestly, understand?" ”
Feng Jianing nodded again and again: "Okay!" I listen to you! Oops, I just forgot to bring the camera out too! Can you wait for me to fight later, I'll go back and get a camera! However, the light is so dim now, I don't think I can shoot anything, so forget it. ”
Chen Mingyu shook his head slightly, thinking that this is really a little beauty with the best thoughts!
When they first came aboard, many people rushed to the deck to look at the sea out of excitement and curiosity, but the weather at sea was very cold in December, and they all took refuge in the cabin after a while on deck. At this time, the wide deck was empty, and there was no one left.
After the four of them walked to the deck, Feng Jianing was in a hurry to come out, so he didn't wear a thick coat or scarf, and was blown by the cold sea breeze, and immediately hid in a corner of the cabin to avoid the wind.
The short man and the tall man were standing side by side in front of Chen Mingyu, and the short man said, "Dude, let me ask you one last time, do you want to change beds with me?" To tell the truth, this girl is really beautiful, but you and she just happened to live in a cabin, and now you have changed beds with me, not only can you live in a second-class cabin, but you can also get two hundred yuan for nothing, this deal is very cost-effective! ”
Chen Mingyu crossed his arms and asked, "Are you done talking nonsense?" ”
The tall man suddenly took out a circlip from his trouser pocket, pressed the switch, and the blade jumped out at once, and the snow-white blade emitted a faint cold light under the radiation of the lighthouse light.
"Brother Lei, I don't think this kid is going to give us face, let's stop talking nonsense with him! When I stabbed him, he knew how to write the word 'regret'! The tall man threatened.
The short man still said in a tone of concern for Chen Mingyu: "Dude, I advise you to think about it again, to tell you the truth, my buddy is a psychopath, he has a certificate, even if he stabs you to death, it will be in vain." You say, it's not worth it to give your life for such a girl you don't know, right? ”
Chen Mingyu was amused: "It turns out that he is a psychopath, and he can see that his head is really not good." Otherwise, is there such a grip on the circlip? Who can you stab like this? ”
The tall man was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean?" Then he looked down at his circlip knife.
Chen Mingyu saw the opportunity, flew out and kicked the tall man holding the circlip, the circlip knife was immediately kicked into the air, Chen Mingyu immediately kicked and kicked the tall man on the deck! Then, Chen Mingyu reached out and grabbed the circlip from mid-air, and kicked the short man several meters over! Immediately, he stepped forward and took two steps, stepped on the short man's chest, gently played with the circlip knife, and said: "I forgot to tell you, I am also a psychopath, and it may not be illegal to kill you!" ”
The short man immediately coaxed, and shouted repeatedly: "Big brother! Eldest brother! I was wrong! I was wrong! You...... Spare me! ”
Chen Mingyu didn't bother to follow this kind of cowardly ink, and after taking his foot away, he said, "Hurry up!" In the past few days I've been playing on the island, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I'll see you once, fight once! ”
The short and tall men got up and ran away without a trace.