Chapter 209: Troublemaking
A pair of shiny black leather shoes appeared in front of Fang Shi, Fang Shi was immersed in his thoughts at that time, and the method of searching for the divine art provided by Xia Yuxin was really too attractive.
"Hey, it's illegal to sell on the street, please leave immediately."
The words are very civilized, but the tone is the tone of chasing dogs, so is it civilized law enforcement? Or is it civilized law enforcement?
Fang Shi raised his head a little sluggishly, and it took a while to figure out the situation.
There was a blue and white painted pickup truck parked on the side of the road, and an old electric car was thrown in the body, I don't know where it was confiscated, and in front of Fang Shi, there was a man with a round body and a slightly larger middle, I saw that he was looking down at Fang Shi viciously, his black face was full of stubble, this image was obviously more suitable as a butcher than a civil servant.
Fang Shi blinked, looked at the pair of big nostrils full of nose hair in front of him, and finally figured out the purpose of the other party, nodded, silently rolled up the cloth on the ground, stuffed it into an environmental protection bag, and then took the small stool, sat under his buttocks, and looked up at the uniformed city pipe: "Is it illegal for me to sit and read?" ”
"Well, don't be ignorant, tell you, I can confiscate your tools"
"Take whatever you want, it's just a piece of cloth, and you can take it again when I spread it out later, if you take it now, it will be robbery."
The man was very angry with Fang Shi, but he couldn't do anything about Fang Shi, he looked left and right, several curious passers-by had stopped and prepared to watch, the man in uniform glared at Fang Shi fiercely, snorted and turned around and returned to the car.
But the car didn't drive away. Instead, it was parked on the side of the road. The round man was sitting in the passenger seat. I opened the window and smoked a cigarette, and my eyes were always staring at Fang Shi unkindly, Fang Shi didn't seem to see it, just sat quietly in the shade of the tree and read a book, ignoring the fat man who persevered.
This fat man seems to be really consumed with Fang Shi, one morning people were stunned and did not move the nest, although sitting in the car sweating, but this dedicated comrade still insisted until Fang Shi left with an environmental protection bag. He succeeded in making Fang Shi's work in vain all morning.
Fang Shi could only admit that he was unlucky, but this person seemed to be in a relationship with Fang Shi, and the next morning, Fang Shi set up a stall, and the fat man in uniform appeared again, and as a result, Fang Shi was confiscated a piece of cloth, worth one yuan.
Fang Shi understood, this guy was consumed with himself, but it was strange. What is this guy's motivation? Even if he's a big-eyed guy, you have to think about the impact. Could it be that if he doesn't work all day long, the leader will have no opinion? Is it interesting to use two people to stare at their fortune teller?
Of course, Fang Shi can completely change places, the activity area of these law enforcement officers is limited, but Fang Shi's range of movement is unlimited, but Fang Shi is very curious, he doesn't believe that this fat man is consuming with himself for personal reasons, Fang Shi would rather believe that there is an article behind this matter.
Sure enough, when Fang Shi went to set up the stall again the next morning, the guy came again, but Fang Shi was on guard, and by the time he rushed over like a sprinting wild boar, Fang Shi had already recruited the newly written cloth. The fat man didn't grab this trophy, panting and glaring at Fang Shi angrily, the fat man hated Fang Shi's indefatigable behavior, so you also see that I worked so hard, leaving a cloth trick is a comfort, although that thing is not worth much.
Fang Shi looked at the fat man with a smile: "It's too slow, hehe, you want to lose weight!" ”
"Don't be arrogant, sooner or later I'll make you unlucky."
"Oh? How unlucky, do you still have to beat people? ”
"According to the city's public security administration punishment regulations, you can carry out compulsory education for those who refuse to change their ways."
"This compulsory education requires the cooperation of the police station, then you have to cooperate with the police station to enforce the law."
The fat man was so angry that he rolled his eyes, the current hawkers are all Diao people, and they are literate Diao people, what do you do when you say it's okay to study law! Honestly, we can't manage it well!
"Hmph, you wait!"
"Hey, don't be in a hurry to leave, do you want me to help you look at your luck, I think your luck is not good, and you are about to be unlucky!"
"Okay, you dare?"
The fat man was about to give Fang Shi a big hat for insulting law enforcement officers and obstructing law enforcement, but found that Fang Shi did not scold himself, but is the verbal curse considered verbal violence? Can this be considered a personal attack?
Fang Shi continued to look at the fat man with a smile: "This gentleman, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and bad luck is just around the corner, do you want me to help you eliminate the disaster?" ”
"Humph!"
The fat man snorted disdainfully, then turned around and walked towards the car, after walking for three or four, the fat man suddenly had a soft foot, and fell down, so he didn't die, and he didn't know where he fell was which dog owner who had no public morality did something bad, and there were a few yellow-brown dog shit left on the sidewalk, so the fat man was unfortunately hit.
"Haha has finally seen what it means to be a vicious dog robbing." Fang Shi gloated and looked at the fat man who was spitting out the foreign object in his mouth.
The fat man couldn't care about Fang Shi's sneer now, his whole body was now disgusted with cold sweat, and his stomach was sick for a while, and finally he vomited out all the food he had eaten in the morning.
"Vomiting everywhere, isn't it illegal?"
Fang Shi continued to bombard words, and several onlookers laughed haha, and everyone was obviously a little lacking in sympathy for the uniformed guys.
The fat man vomited bitter bile and was about to come out, and finally he could only retch, he glanced at Fang Shi fiercely, ran back to the side of the car with a cigarette, took a bottle of water from the colleague who was covering his nose, rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then got into the car and ran away in embarrassment.
Fang Shi, who was in a good mood, was able to do a morning of business smoothly.
The next day, the fat man came again, it seemed that the bitterness had not been enough, he still didn't understand what he provoked, this time he came with two colleagues, the three of them stood in front of Fang Shi, like a wall, plus six bad eyes, Fang Shi looked up, this is still a little oppressive.
Fang Shi had no choice but to stand up, packed up his environmental protection bag and took a few steps back, those guys took a few steps forward and blocked in front of Fang Shi, human wall tactics!
Fang Shi took a few more steps back, and the three guys stepped forward again, but
'Plop! ’
No one understands that the weishenme fat man will fall again, is it because the fat man's center of gravity is relatively high, so it is unstable?
Fang Shi smiled, Pengcheng people really have no public morality, there is always shit on the side of the sidewalk? Maybe it's because there are too many dogs in Pengcheng.
Anyway, this fat man has been hit for two days in a row, and this odds are really much more difficult than winning the Mark Six lottery.
Vomiting, and seeing violent vomiting again!
Fang Shi guessed that this fat man would have a psychological shadow in the future, vomiting when he saw dog poop or something, if so, this law enforcement officer would definitely make up his mind to fight to the end with those dog owners who had no public morality, which could be regarded as another great merit that Fang Shi had made for the people of Pengcheng.
The three men in uniform tossed and turned, and then quickly retreated, and Fang Shi carefully found a place without shit to continue to set up his stall.
On the third day, the fat man came again, but today he didn't wear a uniform, he came alone, and Fang Shi didn't have to rush to put the stall away.
The fat man sat opposite Fang Shi with a strange expression, and Fang Shi subconsciously held his breath and leaned back.
"This has nothing to do with me, can you stop tossing me."
Fang Shi smiled, finally enlightened!
"It's you who toss me, and besides, I warned you a long time ago, your luck is very bad, and this bad luck will go away for a while."
"What!? You, you" The fat man was startled, looking at Fang Shi's face with anger and fear.
Fang Shi waved his hand: "One hundred yuan, I can help you solve the disaster." ”
The fat man looked at Fang Shi as strangely as a fly, and then reluctantly took out a hundred yuan, Fang Shi smiled and pulled the red hundred yuan bill, flicked the banknote, Fang Shi said seriously: "You must think that I hurt you?" Actually, no, it's just that you have done bad things and have been punished by karma, forget it, you definitely don't believe it, but it doesn't matter, but since you gave the money, I will be responsible for you. Listen, if you want to get rid of the bad luck as soon as possible, you have to do something good, such as helping the old lady cross the road or something, as long as you get the sincere gratitude of others, you will be transferred, remember? ”
"This, that's it?"
Fang Shi proudly folded the banknote and put it in his pocket, then nodded: "That's it, oh, by the way, who made you trouble me, after you say it, the cause and effect will be transferred to him, eh?" ”
The fat man's face was entangled for a while, and he looked left and right and said in a low voice: "Zhou Mingwei." ”
After saying that, the fat man stood up and slipped away very quickly, Fang Shi looked at his back and pouted and smiled.
Fang Shi didn't lie to the fat man, the fat man's luck is indeed not very good, originally this kind of people who often do something lacking in virtue will not be good, Fang Shi gave him a free curse spell for two consecutive days, and found that the fat man's luck changed from '-1,0' to '-1,-1', and even his luck has deteriorated, this discovery makes Fang Shi feel very interesting.
It turns out that quantitative change can really accumulate into qualitative change, and this phenomenon is worth studying.
As for Zhou Mingwei, who was explained by the fat man Zuihou, Fang Shi felt that it was very speechless, did he have a grudge against Zhou Mingwei? Speaking of which, it seems that the two of them are barely in one camp now, although Zhou Mingwei may not know this, but Zhou Mingwei Weishenme wants to find someone to disgust himself? It's so weird!
The reason why Fang Shi had difficulty understanding Zhou Mingwei's mentality was because he didn't know Zhou Mingwei's thoughts about Xie Yan at all, and of course, he couldn't understand Zhou Mingwei's self-righteous character.
But no matter what, Zhou Mingwei has been labeled as an 'enemy' by Fang Shi, and next, Fang Shi is eager to verify his latest discoveries and thoughts on the curse spell on this enemy, and perhaps, he can further deepen his understanding of the ability of the curse spell. (To be continued......)