Chapter 51: Li Xiaoxing is going to act
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Li Xiaoxing hung up the phone, turned around and formed a temporary chat group, and spat and said Tang Fei's affairs again. In addition, to prevent fox friends from missing this good show, a red envelope was specially distributed.
"Why are you so picky? There are only ten yuan in the red envelope to send the beggars, and so many people share it together? ”
"The purpose is not to send red envelopes, you just came and didn't know, flip through the chat history."
"What's the chat history, wait a minute, fuck me! Tang Fei is too funny, it's like in the movie, and it's a nonsensical comedy, I thought you were amused. ”
"It's more true than pearls, Tang Fei is miserable now, at a young age, one misstep becomes a thousand hatreds."
"No, no, I think there's something going on here, it's too unusual, how can that woman give birth to a child unless she is crazy? Did Tang Fei make people calculate? ”
"The human and material evidence are all on the back, the child is an ironclad evidence that cannot be overturned, the genes can't be faked, there is no doubt that Tang Fei is biological, no matter how she came here? Anyway, it's already here, what else can I do? What are you going to do if it's going to be on your head? ”
"Conscience of heaven and earth, what kind of character am I? Tang Fei's kid is compared to me, and he doesn't deserve to lift my shoes, just my brother's character, even if Jessica Alba is in front of me in the pole dance in Sin City, I don't move like a mountain when she dances in front of me. ”
"Bah, this cowhide is blowing too big, be careful to blow the cowhide and collapse yourself."
After talking to a few bad friends, Li Xiaoxing continued to complain to the Empress Dowager Li without any conscience, and the Empress Dowager Li disagreed when she heard it, "Tell me why you are involved in other people's family affairs, maybe you can't get along, and you have to complain, you are not allowed to tell Tang Fei's parents?" ”
Li Xiaoxing said embarrassedly: "But I promised Tang Fei." It's not my character to regret it for a while. How can I still establish my prestige in front of my brothers? ”
The Queen Mother understood as soon as she heard it, "You still haven't cut off contact with the gangsters before junior high school?" ”
Li Xiaoxing felt uncomfortable when he heard it, "Don't you call my brothers a little gangster, okay?" We are all hardcore friends, although most of them are friends with wine and meat, but when it comes to self-interest, they are still quite reliable. ”
"You can understand it, don't forget that you are a big girl, very beautiful, not to mention that your brothers want to eat the grass by the nest one day, this is not something that has never happened."
Li Xiaoxing's dead pig was not afraid of boiling water and said, "That's right, you don't have to worry that I can't marry an older leftover girl, it just so happens that they are all the second generation of local tyrants, and just hanging one of them is enough for me to lose." ”
After listening to the opinion of the Empress Dowager Li, Li Xiaoxing said that she would not contact Tang Fei's family, but after thinking about it, why did she listen to her mother so much, she was not a good girl, so let's contact her, it just so happened that she also wanted to hear what Tang Fei's parents were. flipped through the phone book, and Tang Feima's phone number was really saved.
The phone rang, "Auntie, it's me who is forward." Tang Fei told me the test results, he had a small idea, and he didn't dare to tell you in person, so please ask me to say this......"
Now Tang Feijia can fry.
"Little rabbit, I want to put Coco in your and my names as his sister, but he can figure it out!" Tang Fei's father almost didn't commit a heart attack when he heard it, how stupid his brain had to be to come up with such a damaging idea. Since ancient times, it has been parents who carry the black pot for the daughter of an unmarried mother. Wiping his son's butt is really rare.
"He's not a big girl, what's wrong with a child? Besides, if there is really any girl who takes a fancy to her in the future, we can still deceive others, no, no, this method will definitely not work. ”
"Dad, I think this idea makes a bit of sense, as long as we hide it well, no one will know, Coco grows up to be more than ten or twenty years later, things are people, as long as we move, no one will know that Coco is our granddaughter, so it's good for Coco and good for Xiaofei."
In the end, Tang Fei was still persuaded by Tang Fei's mother, and the two elders said that they would immediately register for Coco, which was very troublesome, and they had to ask for a birth certificate.
Li Xiaoxing did this neatly, especially giving himself a long face, and even with the 221 bedroom, his face was bright.
"Tell me, such a difficult thing, let me do it by dividing it by two. Why am I so good? In the dormitory, Li Xiaoxing sighed with emotion, but unfortunately no one paid attention to her.
Wearing a special fairy white pajamas that year, she seemed to have lost a little weight, and the bones could be seen on her back. It's like a fairy in the painting, but it's a pity that the background is so messy with the dormitory and the stain of Li Xiaoxing.
"Something to tell you, I have a friend who recruits extras for the crew, 300 yuan a day, do you want to go? It's a costume drama, just play the palace daughter and the maid or something. ”
Li Xiaoxing came to his senses as soon as he heard it, he really hasn't been an actor, in fact, Li Xiaoxing has had a particularly lofty dream since he was a child, that is, to become one of the few national treasure actresses in China, but due to various conditions, such as brains, he has never practiced in depth, the last time he acted on stage was in elementary school, their class performed a gourd baby, and Li Xiaoxing played the pangolin.
Li Xiaoxing was excited, and felt that the smooth road to winning the popular fried chicken after being promoted to the Golden Horse Film was spread out in front of him, "Then why are you so cute?" I've always been very fond of acting, and tell me more about what kind of crew it is. ”
"You know it at a glance, a bloody ancient romance drama, the heroine is the daughter of the princess of the dead country who bears the hatred of the country, and was rescued by the enemy general in the process of fleeing, the two secretly fell in love, but due to the identity of the opposite, the princess had to conceal her identity, and fled with the general's child, many years later, the princess raised the child and told her to return to the country, the princess's daughter is the heroine, and she had to disguise herself as a man to sneak into the territory of the enemy country. Soon won the civil and military double champion in the imperial examination, and was favored by the daughter of the enemy emperor when he crossed the horse and paraded the streets. And the emperor's daughter is the only daughter of the abolished queen, in fact, the prince, the abolished family in order to protect the prince had to let him disguise himself as a woman, so that he could survive in the dark palace, the prince has been dressed as a woman for many years, his personality is very distorted, and he likes to abuse the palace maid for pleasure. What we are going to play is the palace maid who was abused by the prince. ”
After listening to it, Li Xiaoxing felt that this plot was so out of tune, what did the screenwriter think? Kicked by a donkey or caught in a door? But she likes this plot, isn't it just tailor-made for her?
"You wait a while, I'll pack up and go with you."
To the film and television city, a lot of people and equipment have gathered at the filming location, everyone is methodically carrying equipment to change clothes, changing clothes, making up, from time to time the person in charge shouts loudly, and the group performers sit together in twos and threes.
A staff member came over when he saw that year, "You're a new actor, the dressing room is over there." ”
This staff member probably regarded him as a formal actor that year, or the kind with a lot of scenes, didn't he watch it and immediately stammered? Good looks and have such a big effect, Li Xiaoxing touched his face, although he was still a little edema, he didn't look bad, why didn't anyone talk to her, was she lame?
Li Xiaoxing doesn't admit that it's a temperament problem at all, some people even wear the most simple clothes, and they shine under the camera, but some people, no matter how beautiful they are, they are dull and boring under the camera. Everyone is an old driver, who stands under the camera and shines, you will know at a glance. Li Xiaoxing is like this, and another ten or eight years is also a vase, unless a miracle appears.
Li Xiangqian is now in the stage of bursting with self-confidence, when he played football, he was tapped out of his talent for football, and an old coach said that if he played football in the early years, he might be able to enter the provincial team.
Li Xiaoxing thought about it, maybe she will be extraordinarily talented in acting?
Many people have a feeling when they are teenagers, that is, they think that they are the center of the world, the earth revolves around them, and any incredible events are triggered by themselves, Li Xiaoxing is no exception, but her thoughts are much stronger than others. Li Xiaoxing thought, if she doesn't have talent as an actor, who can have it?
The words said, "Let's go this way, let's meet my friend who is the casting director first."
The casting director is the main assistant to the film director and belongs to the assistant director.
My friend that year was a 30-year-old eldest sister, wearing a smart and capable suit with short haircut, no makeup, a tired face, and it didn't look like her work was easy.
She was talking to the director, and the director was not in a good mood, Li Xiaoxing listened to him, "Today's actors think how simple acting is, these young people really don't work hard at all, do they think that they don't need to seriously ponder the script when filming romance dramas?" ”
Li Xiaoxing muttered in a low voice, "When you can succeed casually, who is willing to work hard, spending the least amount of energy to earn the most money is the pursuit of our young people, not to mention what kind of effort is needed for this kind of brain-dead romance drama." ”
Unexpectedly, the director's ears are extraordinary, and his hearing is terrible, "Little girl over there, what did you just say?" I have the ability to say it again. ”
Not to be outdone, Li Xiaoxing responded, "What you said is good, it's not this kind of bloody romance drama, it's just right for a third-rate director to match a third-rate actor." ”
It was too late to stop Li Xiaoxing that year, and when I saw Li Xiaoxing, I was right with the director, this director is also a well-known temper in the industry, although he is not high, but his temper is really stinky and hard. No matter what you shoot, you are known for being very serious, even if you shoot a garbage web drama, you have to spend the least amount of money to get the best results, and before the official shooting, you have to let the actor do a few times, a dozen or even dozens of rehearsals, until he is satisfied, he can start the film. So the investor likes him very much, and the screenwriter and the original book also like him, because the director never changes the script casually, because he doesn't have that romantic brain, and he shoots the script how he writes.
"Where did you come from, little girl? Is it an actor from the crew? ”
"No, I'm here to see who filmed this bloody drama, it turned out to be the director of you, although I don't know you, but it's better to be famous than to meet, it's better to be famous than to meet, and I didn't ask your Excellency for your name?"
The director was stunned, and thought that Li Xiaoxingfa came out of an ancient crew, and he said it quite plainly.
"This is director Li Xiaoli." The casting director interjected. This eldest sister looked at that year with a particularly complicated look, what friend did the sister bring over that year? It's a wonder.
But this strange thing is not only the character, but even the name is very appetizing to Director Xiaoli.
It didn't take long for Li Xiaoxing to sit on the same long chair with the director, complaining about the TV series that have become more and more out of tune in recent years.
"Director, how did you say your parents gave you a name, how can you call Xiaoli? You see, my name is Li Xiaoxing, and when I heard that we are still relatives, I heard that we are still relatives. ”
"You know what? I changed my name myself, and it's artistic. ”
Li Xiaoxing said that he really doesn't understand the world of artists.
Then director Xiaoli began to give Li Xiaoxing popular science, what bloody TV series did he film? . Listening to Li Xiaoxing, he was taken aback.
"It turns out that the merry swordsman pretty girl was filmed by you, from the beginning to the end of this drama, I haven't stopped complaining, I thought it was filmed by some magical person, it turned out that you were old, high, really high, it seems that I have more expectations for this drama that is known as the iron-blooded heroine to restore the country." That's right, that's basically how this drama is described, the iron-blooded heroine, Li Xiaoxing searched for the actor who played the heroine, and the whole person was only 90 pounds, 1.67 meters tall, and the dishes he ate didn't have oil, so he was still an iron-blooded heroine.
Peeing is all the exaggeration of hot spring sea view rooms has spread from the real estate industry to the entertainment industry? However, with the atmosphere of these two circles, it is not clear who is the pioneer.
The fans of the heroine have said that this drama must be a strategic drama, and the heroine must not rely on force to seize the world, but rely on her brain.
Li Xiaoxing looked at the original book, the heroine's acting skills as a man are much better than the princess who played the princess since childhood, and he found out at a glance that the princess was a man and married the prince, but at this time, the prince had not found out that the heroine was a woman. And the prince has been playing a woman for a long time.,The orientation is not very normal.,He has a very good impression of the heroic heroine.,And on the other hand, I feel that I'm very disgusting.,It's especially strange to blame all the blame on the heroine.,If it's not for the heroine being too charming.,How could he be tempted by a man.,The two fell in love and killed each other for most of the episode.,During the period, the heroine also had such and such an accident with promising young people such as the prince.,Uncle Huang,Minister.,The new champion Tanhua and other promising young people had such and such accidents., The young talents of the Manchu Dynasty can't help but have a good impression of the good heroine. It's a routine here.,The final male protagonist must be the prince who dresses as a woman.。
Not to mention that people nowadays also eat too much salt, and the taste will become peculiar, there are women in the world who like tough guys, there are women who like cute and beautiful boys, and there are women who like smart people who are not good-looking, and maybe there are women who like good-looking sissies. According to normal thinking, the male protagonist dressed as a woman must be a forbearing, ambitious, vicious and cruel villain charismatic cannon fodder, but in this play, the male protagonist is indeed a little sissy with no heart, a little fool. The screenwriter is particularly anti-routine and plays the trick of a strong woman and a weak man, and the female protagonist favors the male protagonist all the way. No matter how many charismatic young talents there are, the heroine's love for the male protagonist has never wavered, and she has been devoted to the capricious little sissy from beginning to end. It has made countless young talents sad.
After reading the script changes, Li Xiaoxing couldn't help but admire that the screenwriter was really a talent.
One of the hottest scenes is that the female protagonist and the male protagonist spend candle night in the cave room, the male protagonist is wearing a phoenix crown and xia veil, which is incredibly beautiful, under the dim candle light, it is simply a country and a city, the female protagonist is wearing a red groom service and shaking a folding fan, with a smile in her eyebrows, that is also called a handsome don't want it. The female protagonist jumped off the male protagonist's hijab with a fan. The script also deliberately marked that the moment the male protagonist raised his head should be given a close-up of up to five seconds. Then the female owner jumped up the male owner's chin with a fan.,The male owner twisted his face in shame.,Although the male owner is a daughter who is abolished, she is also a princess.,How can the female owner be so rude to the princess.。
And at this time, the male owner has not found out that the female owner is a woman.,But the female owner has found out that the male owner is a man.,So the female owner is very hooligan to hurry up with the male owner.,The male owner is concerned about his procrastination time.,I'm going to drink a little wine for a while.,After a while, he said that they didn't know each other.,There's no emotional foundation.,I hope the female owner doesn't force him.。
Seeing this, Li Xiaoxing let out the laughter of the wolf grandmother.
At this time, the male protagonist accidentally stepped on a long enough skirt and fell, and the female protagonist lived up to expectations and hugged the male protagonist with her vigorous waist, and the two looked at each other, and it was a close-up that lasted for several seconds.
The script marks that the male protagonist has taken the initiative towards the female.
Aware that the face of the male protagonist he liked changed as soon as he brushed it, he also had to find out the murderer behind the scenes, and the ministers who persecuted the queen mother all punished their nine clans, and they also inherited the throne, recovered the lost land, worked hard, and made the people's lives better, he was a prince with great ambitions, how could he like a frivolous man.
So the male protagonist played the princess with a cold temper and said to the female protagonist: This princess is tired today, so let's go to the next door to rest, and enter the palace with me tomorrow, and ask my father to say goodbye.
The heroine naturally agreed.
So the two people who hid their gender from each other began to live together.
It is particularly worth noting that the heroine of this play is a wise and foolish type, and nothing can escape her control. Even if it is placed in the Three Kingdoms, the resourcefulness is also top-notch, winning thousands of miles away, strategizing, at least that's what is written in the script, the screenwriter spent a lot of pen and ink to portray the female protagonist as the female version of Zhuge Liang, but such a female protagonist fell sharply as soon as she touched the male protagonist's IQ, and became stupid and sweet with the male protagonist. The screenwriter also specially marked that this is the essence of romantic dramas.
No matter what kind of person he is, he becomes a monkey jumping up and down in the face of love.