Chapter 37: Using the wrong medicine
"Ah, I'll rub!"
Liu Sanfeng's head was smashed suddenly, and he subconsciously cursed.
However, there is a lot of trash talk on the basketball court, so no one thinks that he is of low quality because of this sentence.
It's just that......
Everyone else on the basketball court has been blindfolded.
"This ...... What's going on with this Nima??? β
The basketball team with Liu Sanfeng as the captain is based on him as the core and focuses on the tactical system formulated. If there was no Liu Sanfeng, the whole game would not be able to play. Therefore, just now, his teammates trusted him too much, thinking that he was deliberately making some moves to confuse the opponent's audition, so they passed the ball directly to him.
The ball was quickly broken, and then Liu Sanfeng subconsciously wanted to chase after him, but it was too itchy for him.
"Substitution! Substitution!! β
Liu Sanfeng saw that it couldn't be done, and hurriedly made a gesture to the sidelines.
Everyone else was dumbfounded - in today's game, there was no substitute rotation, did he forget?
Gritting his teeth fiercely, Liu Sanfeng felt that he couldn't stand it anymore, realized the slip of the tongue, and changed his words: "Pause!" Time out! β
For the sake of his face, the game temporarily called a five-minute timeout.
"I'm going to the bathroom!"
As he spoke, Liu Sanfeng ran to the bathroom in a strange posture.
ββ¦β¦ What's wrong with the captain?? β
"I don't know...... But look at the way he looks...... Seems to be itchy there, right? ββDon't you like to play with women, what kind of disease does he have? β
"Hey! Be quiet!! You don't want to mess around on the basketball team?! If the captain knows what you said, he will kill you secretly and unconsciously? β
"Uh...... I don't trust you! β
In fact, the members of the basketball team, in the process of contact with Liu Sanfeng, also knew what he was like, but most of them dared to be angry and did not dare to speak. As for Liu Sanfeng's love of playing with women, it's no secret in the basketball team.
Chu Nan looked at Liu Sanfeng's back running wildly, and a wicked smile appeared on his face.
"This Liu Sanfeng wants to find a place where no one is scratching, right?" Chu Nan shook his head helplessly, "It's a sin, the more you scratch it, the more itchy it gets, after coming back for a while, he will have to suffer." β
In the bathroom, Liu Sanfeng took off his pants, and in the toilet cubicle, he scratched and scratched vigorously, and a temporary sense of relief made him feel so happy that his saliva was about to flow out.
"Fuck it...... Don't be infected by any of the, right?? Liu Sanfeng's mind was like a fried pot, and he was about to scratch and swell, why didn't he get better???
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Five minutes later, Liu Sanfeng walked back to the basketball court in a strange posture step by step.
He was ready to ask to leave.
But......
As soon as he walked to the basketball court, he heard his teammates arguing with each other.
"Huh! What else is there to refute? Your captain is simply a deserter with no skills! - I can guarantee that he will not dare to come back to the basketball court to fight us! Well, this is a game with no substitutions and no timeouts, so your captain is special! ββIs it good to reach the semi-finals? In this year's college basketball league, we will see you once and abuse you once! β
"Fuck! What did you say?! - Our captain will never be a deserter!! No matter what time it is, our captain will stand on the court to zuihou!! β
"Humph! It's a good thing to say, whether it's a hero or a coward, you'll know in a moment! Can't afford to lose! β
β¦β¦ The players on both sides have argued.
At this time, Liu Sanfeng had already walked to everyone's side, and his mouth that wanted to leave was closed again as soon as he opened it.
Nima!! - How the fuck can you talk about asking to leave?!!
"Captain!! You're back!! It's ridiculous that this guy thinks you're going to ask for a stand! β
"Captain, you lead us to have a good fight, and they are convinced!"
ββ¦β¦β
Taking a deep breath, after scratching frantically in the bathroom just now, he felt a lot better about itching and unbearable, zuihou, he had to nod heavily, he didn't want to be regarded as a coward in public, he gritted his teeth fiercely, and shouted: "Brothers, take out our real strength!" β
These words immediately aroused the confidence of the other team members, Qi Qizhen raised his arms and shouted, Liu Sanfeng is a person who likes to pretend to be forced, so he thought he was very handsome and gestured a pistol, and said to the enemy captain in front of him: "Let me tell you, what is called an overwhelming victory!" β
"Yike!!! - No, no, no!! Sanfeng senior is so handsome!! I'm going to pass out!! β
The girls on the side of the basketball court screamed one after another, and their eyes flashed with stars that were blooming.
"Poof."
Chu Nan kept pursing his lips, but seeing Liu Sanfeng's pretending to be so forceful, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"This kid is quite good at pretending...... Scratching just now may relieve the itching for a while, but it's just the calm before the storm. - If he had just gone crazy tickling, then...... The power of the medicine should spread throughout the body very quickly. β
Chu Nan shook his head lightly and continued to watch with a smile.
"Toot toot! βββ
A whistle blows, and the basketball game continues!
The basketball undoubtedly reached Liu Sanfeng's hands, and then he quickly broke through the back, and then turned back with a clever turn, and the basketball went into the basket.
"Ah!! So handsome!! With the screams of the girl, Liu Sanfeng regained his confidence.
However, when he had just made a gesture of victory, suddenly, the itchy and unbearable feeling in himself struck again, but this time it was even stronger!! Not only the crotch, buttocks, and waist, but also the extreme itching! And it seems to be spreading wirelessly! The abdomen, chest, and even neck are slowly starting to itch!!
"Ah...... No...... No more...... I...... I'm going to scratch!! β
Finally couldn't stand it anymore, Liu Sanfeng stood directly on the basketball court, stretched out his hand and scratched.
And with the action of scratching, there seems to be an itchy and hot feeling in the body that is constantly rising and aggravating, intensifying, accompanied by the action of scratching, the qi and blood in the body surge, and soon the head is dizzy. Coupled with this unreal feeling, Liu Sanfeng has completely lost his mind.
"Smack, smack, smack......"
At this moment, the basketball didn't know why, bounced a few times again, and rolled to Liu Sanfeng's feet.
Just when everyone was inexplicable about Liu Sanfeng's behavior, Liu Sanfeng once again used his actual actions to demonstrate to everyone in person--how the discipline is gone.
Liu Sanfeng actually went up in front of everyone, grabbed the basketball directly, and then stuffed it directly into his basketball loose pants, sandwiched his legs in them, and then tightened his belt, his hands covered the bulging balls in his crotch, and kept rubbing, and the expression on his face was still very ecstatic.
"Ah~~Ah~~~Ah~~~"
Seeing Liu Sanfeng's ruined behavior, and looking at him as if he was fluttering and screaming, the audience was dumbfounded.
Chu Nan was also dumbfounded.
"I wipe ...... No way...... This medicinal effect can't be so fierce, right?? β
Chu Nan thought about it, quickly opened the cloth bag and checked it, and in the next second, his face changed slightly, looking at Liu Sanfeng, who was intimately rubbing with the sphere at this time, his eyes were full of pity, and he said with a wry smile: "I'm sorry buddy...... I took the wrong medicine. β