Chapter 26 No matter how high the martial arts are, they are afraid of kitchen knives
The days of messing around outside always pass quickly, and before you know it, a few months have passed since the time of the conflict with Yu Si.
During this time, Ma Yong was very busy, in addition to having his own things during the day, he had to drink with Yang Xiaolong, Wang Zhanheng and others at night, and occasionally Dawei had to arrange some social entertainment for them, of course, the most important thing was that whenever the market was held in Montenegro Town, they also had to follow Yang Xiaolong to the farmers' market to collect management fees, anyway, it was very happy to give Ma Yong a few busy. In Zhao Xu's words, the pants that have been busy lately are about to fly.
On a small road north of the town of Montenegro
After attending a friend's wedding, Zhao Xu, Guo Kai and Yang Shizhuo walked home leisurely, obviously all three of them did not drink less.
"What did Ma Yong do again? Didn't you say you were going to come," Zhao Xu, who was full of wine, asked
"I drank too much last night, and I went to him in the morning to give me the gift money," Guo Kai replied with a wide tongue.
"Let's go find him, it's okay to go home anyway, I don't want to stay in the hotel," Yang Shizhuo interjected
In fact, Guo Kai and Zhao Xu didn't want to go home, so the three of them rushed to Ma Yong's house together.
Coming out of a married friend's house to Ma Yong's house to pass through the North Farmers' Market in Montenegro Town, because today is not the day of the market, so a huge farmers' market is empty as far as the eye can see, empty, the three of them rushed to Ma Yong's house, at this time Zhao Xu suddenly stopped.
"Hey! What do you two think that kid is doing? Zhao Xu stretched out his hand and pointed to a corner of the market not far away.
At this time, Guo Kai and Yang Shizhuo both looked up in the direction pointed by Zhao Xu.
I saw that there was a person not far away who was kicking and punching there, as if he was practicing kung fu, this person would have a beautiful combination of punches, and then a gorgeous back roll, which made Zhao Xu and the three of them confused.
"Damn, who is this, so awesome, I'll meet him" Zhao Xu wanted to cause some trouble after drinking some wine.
"Pull it down, you don't see that people know kung fu, hurry up and go to sleep, I'm sleepy" Yang Shizhuo hurriedly grabbed Zhao Xu.
It's not that he's scared, he's really sleepy after drinking.
"Rub, who can't do kung fu, who's going to do it.... Oh.. Zhao Xu's somewhat obese body was bouncing around and learning from Bruce Lee.
"Damn, you can pull it down, just your two hits, don't be embarrassed," Guo Kai sarcastically said Zhao Xu
"I don't believe I can't fix him, you two are watching from the side, watching how Brother Xu fights alone!" Zhao Xu, who was a little perverted after drinking some wine, really walked towards that person after speaking.
Guo Kai and Yang Shizhuo were afraid that something would happen to him, so they also followed.
The three of them walked up to the person who was practicing the exercises, glanced at each other, and shook their heads to indicate that they didn't know the thin and small person in front of them, who was only about 17 years old. An 8-year-old boy who seems to have come from other places.
The young man also stopped his movements after seeing Zhao Xu and the three of them coming, and stood there looking them up and down.
"Where did you come from, you know what kind of place this is, you have to pay money to perform here, you don't know it" Zhao Xu looked like I was in charge of my territory, and said quite awesomely.
"In Xia Kexin, just here, please bear with me, big brother" The young man hugged his fist after speaking. It's completely a charlatan.
"In Xia Zhao Xu, you are the administrator of this area, you just practiced kung fu here Kaka, I want to charge the venue fee!" Zhao Xu also imitated Ke Xinyi's fist and said unashamedly
Guo Kai and Yang Shizhuo next to him slapped their foreheads, thinking that Zhao Xu was shameless, and the public places of the country had become his jurisdiction.
"Oh, Brother Zhao Xu, I'm really embarrassed, my grandmother's family lives here, do I have to charge money to practice in front of her house?" But my face was dazed.
"Ah, collect the money, but my brother doesn't want money now, I'll compare with you, and if you win me, I'll give you a free order" Zhao Xu continued to say coaxingly.
"It turns out that Brother Zhao Xu is also a practitioner, so how about we get to the point?" After Ke Xin finished speaking, he clasped his hands into fists again, and then put on a very handsome pose.
"If you get a fart, you will fight, there will be a fight, there is a lot of nonsense" Zhao Xu pounced after speaking.
It's a pity, before he got close to Kexin, Kexin had a beautiful sweeping leg, Zhao Xu fell to the ground with a thud, the whole action was smooth, and Brother Xu, who was pretending to be forced, was knocked out!
"Damn, dare to hit someone."
"Damn, you dare to hit me Brother Xu"
Guo Kai and Yang Shizhuo were not happy when they saw that Zhao Xu had suffered a loss, and they joined the battle directly
To say that Zhao Xu's three people usually fight fiercely, and they really haven't lost a few times if they are one-on-one, let alone three-on-one, but today they drank a little too much, and they met Kexin, a practitioner. This fight is a bit miserable.
Kexin, a black tiger punched Yang Shizhuo's stomach, almost knocking Yang Shizhuo's stomach out, and he squatted on the ground and couldn't get up.
After solving Yang Shizhuo's heart, he turned around with a one-sided leg and directly kicked Guo Kai to the ground.
This three-on-one group fight ended in less than 10 seconds, and it seems that Chinese kung fu is really not covered! Zhao Xu hit one of the three, and he didn't even touch the corner of his clothes.
"You guys are too earthy, you can't do kung fu and pretend" But the heart is not only good at kung fu, but also has a broken mouth.
When Zhao Xu, who was lying on the ground humming and chirping, heard this, they thought that this kid not only knew kung fu, but also scolded people very badly, but there was no way who made them inferior to others.
"Your uncle, you wait, my brother will come back in a while and kill you" Zhao Xu struggled to get up and said
"Don't pretend, if you pretend to beat you again" After Kexin finished speaking, he kicked his leg and scared Zhao Xu back.
"There's a kind of don't go along! Do you dare to wait here" At this time, Guo Kai also stood up and hurriedly went to help Yang Shizhuo, who was still holding his stomach on the ground.
"Accompany me at any time, if you don't fight, don't beat me and go home for dinner" But the kung fu of pretending to be forced is no worse than Zhao Xu.
"Hit the hair, I can't beat you, wait for us to go home and study the countermeasures, don't go awkward!" Zhao Xu is still very hard-mouthed.
"Okay, my son won't come," Kexin continued to shout.
This made Zhao Xu a little angry, and he couldn't wait to peel his heart alive, but his combat effectiveness was really not as good as others, so he could only withdraw first.
The performance of Zhao Xu and the three of them is a typical performance of social people, if you can beat you, you will fight, you will fight to the death, if you can't beat me, you will leave, find an opportunity to continue fighting.
So Zhao Xu and Guo Kai walked away with Yang Shizhuo in their arms.
The town is west of Ma Yong's house
Ma Yong, who was tinkering with his family's broken DVD and watching a certain elementary school movie, was smoking a cigarette while sighing at the figure of a certain teacher, and he was very fascinated.
At this time, I only heard a knock The door was kicked open, Ma Yong thought that his father was back, so he quickly turned off the DVD, and when he looked up, it turned out that Zhao Xu and Guo Kai came in with Yang Shizhuo.
"Look at you, you drink hard to attend a wedding, it's really unproductive" Ma Yong thought that Yang Shizhuo had drunk too much
"What the hell drank too much, was beaten, and was paralyzed," Yang Shizhuo said with a hum on the kang.
"What? And dare to hit you? When Ma Yong heard that Yang Shizhuo was beaten, he immediately became energetic.
"When I came back from drinking, I passed by the market and saw a child practicing kung fu there, Zhao Xu had to go up and compare with others, but he was kicked away, and the kid and I rushed up as soon as we saw it, and the result was **** down" Guo Kai briefly told Ma Yong about the matter.
"A kid who knows kung fu? Really? Ma Yong apparently didn't believe it.
"Well, it's bull B, but I just didn't spread it, and I was kicked off as soon as I warmed up." Zhao Xu is still explaining.
"Okay, you can pull it down, I'll just say that a few of you are finished, let a child be beaten down, you guys are waiting for me at home, I'll meet him" Ma Yong finished speaking, went into the kitchen and took a kitchen knife and rushed out.
Zhao Xu looked at this Ma Yonghu and went out with a kitchen knife, and was speechless, the three of them can't win against one person, you can just use the broken kitchen knife alone, the three of them were a little uneasy, so they all endured the pain and went out
In the southeast corner of the North Farmers' Market, Ma Yong saw Ke Xin, who was still practicing
"You hit my brother just now!" Ma Yong put his hands behind his back and hid the kitchen knife behind his back.
"They're too pretty!" Ke Xin obviously didn't see the kitchen knife that Ma Yong was hiding behind, and said disdainfully.
"Don't talk nonsense, there are really few good endings for those who dare to touch my Ma Yong's brother!" Ma Yong said with narrow eyes
"I don't care who you are" Kexin didn't look at Ma Yong, and continued to walk here
"Damn, no, no, no, your uncle's" Ma Yong saw Kexin's expression angry, and rushed towards Kexin with a kitchen knife.
Ma Yong could see from his hearty expression that this was a kind of ignorance, **naked contempt!
"Don't pretend to be easily injured" Ke Xin said unhurriedly, still didn't look at Ma Yong who rushed over, and of course didn't see Ma Yong still carrying a kitchen knife in his hand.
"I'll rub it, you still bring and play with knives!" Just when Ma Yong's kitchen knife flew in front of Ke Xin's eyes, Ke Xin reacted and shouted and hurriedly dodged
"Aren't you very good, come and see which of us is injured" Ma Yong didn't talk nonsense, and the big kitchen knife was vigorous.
"Big brother, it's not right for you to be like this, can we fight empty-handed!" Kexin shouted while hiding.
He knew that in front of the kitchen knife, all the martial arts routines were floating clouds
Ma Yong doesn't talk nonsense, the kitchen knife is a whirring pick, and he almost slashed Kexin's body several times.
At this time, Zhao Xu and the three also arrived, and when they saw this scene, they were completely messy.
"Big brother, I was wrong, don't cut it, I won't pretend in the future" and dodged Ma Yong's kitchen knife and panted heavily
"It's good to know it's wrong, why don't you beat my brother?" Ma Yong saw that Kexin was convinced, so he pointed at Kexin with a kitchen knife and asked.
Don't look at Ma Yong's kitchen knife just now, in fact, this kitchen knife is also manual work. It is estimated that he will not be able to bear it himself after a while.
"Big brother, I'm convinced, I'll stay away when I see you in the future," Kexin said with palpitations as he stood there.
"Remember! Brother tells you a word, no matter how high the martial arts are, I am afraid that the kitchen knife will know it. Ma Yong threw this sentence and walked away.