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【255】Crowded

After listening to Brother Shrimp's words, I smiled, and pulled Brother Shrimp, "Let's go, go to the supermarket and buy something to eat." It's been so long, I'm not going out today."

"What are we going to buy at the supermarket?"

"Instant noodles, is there anything more filling than instant noodles?"

After listening to my words, Brother Prawn opened his mouth wide, "I'm grass, isn't it, eat instant noodles." ”

"What's wrong with instant noodles?" I asked, a little confused.

"No, I don't want to eat it. I don't want to eat anything from the supermarket, I want to eat food, I want to eat food, I strongly ask, go to the canteen to eat food. ”

I glanced at Brother Shrimp, "I'm disgusted when I think about the food in the cafeteria, but it's okay, you have a reason, you have the ability, don't eat, you don't go, I can go, I'm going to eat instant noodles" After finishing speaking, I turned around and walked to the supermarket.

"Grass, you wait for me" Brother Shrimp followed me to the supermarket after scolding. Sure enough, I still have to eat. Brother Shrimp caught up with me in a few steps, and while chatting, the two of us slipped to the door of the supermarket, and stood at the door of the supermarket for a while, only to hear Brother Shrimp scold again, "My grass, is it really fake?" Don't you want to eat instant noodles? What time has it been? Grass, still so many people, three layers inside, three layers outside"

I sighed, "Okay, fuck the grass, the supermarket is crowded." This still doesn't let people live, look at the fucking school's bullshit policy, I'll grass his uncle, starting tomorrow, Lao Tzu won't be able to attend the last self-study class every day. Damn it. I'm. ”

After I finished speaking, I suddenly found that Brother Shrimp didn't speak, I turned my head to look at Brother Shrimp, and found that he kept staring at me again, I slapped him, "What are you doing?" ”

Brother Prawn still looked at me, but still didn't speak, that look, as if he was thinking about something.

I hit him, "Grass, don't be in a daze, squeeze inside." I have to eat, I'm hungry, and I haven't had time to eat in the morning. Squeezed together, and went inside to act separately. Move, what are you doing standing here?

"No, no, I wanted to ask you, is what you just said true or false? Are you sure? ”

"Fake, of course. Grass, SB, you think the school is open in my house. ”

Brother Prawn thought for a while and touched his head, "Seriously, your behavior at school is really the same as your family." ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not poor, go in and buy something. Now the school's supermarket is also on fire. Hey" After finishing speaking, Brother Shrimp and I rushed into the supermarket for a bite of lunch, and sure enough, the supermarket was crowded with people, and my blood was boiling when I saw it, and countless students waved the banknotes in their hands, swaying in the wind, buying all kinds of food. Watching everyone waving their banknotes suddenly gave me the illusion that everyone was not spending money on things, as if they were waving a winning lottery ticket one by one. This supermarket doesn't sell stuff either. It is the same as the prize center of the major lottery points. The people who come to buy things are not consumers, but national taxpayers. The joy of buying things, the joy of selling things. A prosperous scene. It's not prosperous.

Brother Shrimp and I spent a lot of effort, and finally squeezed into the innermost, the two of us on one side, still next to each other, while discussing what to eat, while starting to buy on both sides, the two of us first asked for two boxes of instant noodles, thought about it carefully, and bought two bottles of Coke, and pondered, or less things, and bought two ham sausages, feeling, this little thing is still less, I'm afraid it's not enough, so the two of us bought a hamburger. Looking at it almost, I feel that this meal is not nutritious. In the end, another person bought a chicken leg, the kind of chicken leg made of sauce, and when we were done, we both came out with a big bag of things.

When I arrived at the door of the supermarket, I first took a deep breath, and suddenly had an inexplicable sense of success, and then looked at the people around me who were about to go in to buy something, and felt their envious expressions when they looked at the things we had bought.

The two of us adjusted our mentality a little, and then one of us took a box of instant noodles, carried a big bag of food, and went to the place where the school got hot water, and at the place where the hot water was received, soaked the noodles, and then talked and laughed and returned to class, and when we arrived at the class, the two of us sat at the back. It felt quite comfortable.

"Liu'er, I feel that such a meal is really good." After sitting down, shrimp's first words.

I smiled and said, "Well, it's just not very good." ”

"It's how good he is, he feels okay, he has meat and intestines, let's just make a living."

I patted Brother Shrimp on the shoulder, "Well, you can be considered to have understood, let's just make a living, let's be serious, how much money did you spend." ”

"It's more than 20, it's okay, it's not particularly expensive, what about you?"

"I didn't spend much on my side, it's less than 20 anyway, if you round it up, it's estimated to be 20"

"I'm grass, it's really fake, I'm going to round it up to 30."

"I Grass"

After I finished scolding, neither of us spoke, looked at each other, and was silent for a minute, and I slapped the big lobster, "Why are there so many?" I don't think we bought anything."

Brother Prawn sighed, "I'm grass, it's only 10 yuan for the two of us to eat a rice bowl outside, this is good for your mother, it's a fucking instant noodle, and it costs a little 50 yuan." How are these days passed, a box of Greater China is gone, is the school going crazy? ”

I was just about to speak, when I heard a familiar swear tone, "Fuck, stupid, I'm pissed off." After Brother Shrimp and I heard this voice, we looked up at the door at the same time, and as I expected, Brother Hao came back with the little fat man. walked directly to us, "You two still have the heart to eat, and you're angry with me." ”

I glanced at Brother Hao, "What are you angry about?" What do you have to be angry about?"

"I went to line up to buy food today, there are so many people in the cafeteria, I want to buy a cheat sheet, but the front desk of the cheat copy area can't go in, and then I said forget it, just eat it, and then line up, line up, and then I find more people in this line, and then let Xiao Meng come and line up, I went to the front to see, and I realized that after a long time, people cut the queue as soon as they came, and they were looking for acquaintances they knew."

"What are you angry about?"

"Big lobster, don't make trouble, you then listen to me, they cut the queue and cut the line, I waited for a while, looking at less than half of the queue, I got angry, I pulled my daughter-in-law, asked my daughter-in-law, the two of us agreed on it at the moment, forget it, go eat noodles, there are fewer people in the queue, and then I and my daughter-in-law went to the window to sell noodles, after that, we began to line up, I was afraid that there would be no time when we arrived, so I asked my daughter-in-law to look at the point, don't wait a while when we don't, After waiting in line for a long time, it was finally the two of us, and the person in front of me finished buying, and it was time for us. I waited depressedly until the last person in front of me, and when I got to him, I also took a special look, and the noodles next to him must be enough for the two of us, but the stupid comparison, I went up and bought 6 noodles, and the two of them were like they had never seen noodles before, and the result was not enough for six, so they returned five, and this person was also happy, followed by a man, and the two of them directly bought the rest. ”

"Haha, I'm happy to die. Ha ha. And then what. Go on, go on. Don't stop. Don't look at me either. Go on."

"Big lobster, you want to die, don't you?" Brother Hao sighed, and he was about to get started.

I stood up and pushed Brother Hao, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, go on, go on." He turned his head to look at our big lobster again, "Your spirit of not being afraid of death is very good, but wait for him to finish." ”

Brother Hao glanced at the big lobster, "I'm not in a hurry at the moment, because I didn't have any food, I didn't buy it, I quarreled with people, and I made trouble with people, so shameful." I walked forward and asked the person at the cafeteria, and the man said no, let's eat something else. I didn't want to eat either, so I grabbed my daughter-in-law and the two of us left the team. Guess what's going on? ”

"Didn't you let me interject?" Brother Prawn said.

"Now you can interject."

"If you ask me to interject, I'll interject, and if you don't let me interject, I won't interject? Tell you, I won't say it, I don't guess. Sure enough, after Brother Shrimp said this, Brother Hao was furious, and went up and told Brother Shrimp everything he wanted to do with body language, without any nonsense and without hesitation.

In the end, I really couldn't stand it, and I couldn't listen to it anymore, the big lobster was screaming, like a cat barking spring, so I walked over and pulled Brother Hao, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, go on, what's wrong." ”

Brother Hao let go of the lobster and glanced at me, "As a result, as soon as he left the team, the eater ran over to a person from the cafeteria, who was still holding a large plate of noodles in his hand and put it on the side" On the first day of today, the preparation was not sufficient, this was just made temporarily. "I haven't reacted yet. But everyone in line knew about it, and all of a sudden it rushed up again, and I was so angry that I wasn't hungry, fuck. Angry, I pulled my daughter-in-law and came back. I don't eat anymore, I don't eat anymore, I don't want to eat anything. What kind of bullshit school's bullshit system, there are many people living in the school, and when there are no running students, there are more people in the cafeteria, and now there are so many running students, and we don't let our dormitory students eat. It's stupid to let people live. ”

After listening to Brother Hao's words, I smiled, "As for you, that's also a matter." After finishing speaking, I took out the bag of food in my hand and put it in front of Brother Hao, "Take away two hamburgers, take one chicken leg for your daughter-in-law, and take one for your daughter-in-law, and take one for you to eat." We both drank Coke, you can figure it out yourself. ”

Brother Hao looked at it, and he was not polite, "Xiaomeng, come here." When he finished speaking, he took the food, turned to me and said, "Then I'll go eat first, I'm hungry." Grass daddy. ”

"Well, let's go" After finishing speaking, I looked at Brother Shrimp, "The chicken leg is mine, and the intestine is yours." ”

"Why is the intestine mine, the chicken leg is yours, I still want to eat the chicken leg."

I smiled at our big lobster, "Then I'll call Brother Hao to come over and redistribute these resources?" ”

The big lobster looked at me, "Forget it, one and a half." ”

"Yes, deal."

"Why is it so happy this time?"

"Because Brother Hao took one of the chicken legs, and I've already eaten half of the other."

"Liu'er, I'll grass your uncle."