I am God!

This rampant word, which is beyond the past and the present, makes the people around him stunned.

A few seconds later, the audience burst into laughter!

"Hahahaha... Did I hear me right? He actually said he was God? ”

"It's really laughing at me, you are a god, you have the ability, can you make a thunder to show me?"

"That is, if you are really a fairy, you are still here to talk to us? It has long been in the clouds and fog, and it is free. ”

Ling Fei couldn't help but shake his head, stupid mortals, shallow vision, can't Ma Yun eat xiaolongbao?

After being shocked for two seconds, Monk Bugu looked at Ling Fei's eyes with even more disdain.

He pointed at Ling Fei and said coldly to Chu Wenfeng:

"Mayor Chu, this person is either mentally ill or has water in his brain, I suggest that he be sent to a psychiatric hospital, or call his family to come and take him home."

Ling Fei's eyes narrowed slightly, bursting out with a hint of murderous intent.

"Old bald donkey, are you very arrogant?"

Monk Cuckoo's face turned cold.

"Who are you scolding?"

"Whoever answers, I will scold him."

"You ——!"

Monk Cuckoo was half dead, his fists were clenched to death, if it weren't for the people around, he would definitely step forward and shoot at Ling Fei.

Of course, this is also fortunate that there are people, he has some scruples, and he didn't make a move, if he really makes a move, it is estimated that it will be even worse.

Chu Wenfeng rubbed his temples with a little headache and said:

"Okay, Mr. Ling, although you are my Chu family's honored guest, I can't ruin this project for the benefit of the people for your sake. Master Cuckoo, for the sake of my face, put aside the grievances for the time being. Please also solve this demon pillar for the sake of the people. ”

Monk Cuckoo's face eased a little this time.

He flicked his sleeves and said in a cold voice:

"Humph! If it weren't for Mayor Chu's face this time, I would never let you blaspheme me like this. ”

Ling Fei smiled disdainfully.

"Blaspheming you? Are you a fart? Like you, kneeling and begging me, worshipping me as a teacher, I don't even bother to look at it, how can I blaspheme? ”

"Good! Good! Good! ”

The cuckoo monk was angry and said three 'good' words in a row.

With his hands behind his back, he looked around and said.

"I, a Cuckoo monk, followed my father to check feng shui at the age of three, and at the age of seven, I was able to travel alone! At the age of thirteen, I studied with a master of deadwood. Read the ancient scriptures! ”

"At the age of seventeen, I entered the tiger's den alone and solved the snake demon that had been cultivated in Hidden Dragon Mountain for a hundred years, the big snake had a thick mouth and was 17 meters long. Who doesn't know? ”

"At the age of nineteen, on a mountain road in the mountains of southern Xinjiang, there were repeated car accidents, killing and injuring hundreds of people. As soon as I arrived, I could see that there was a ghost at work, and I personally operated the rituals, and decades have passed since then, has there ever been a car accident there? ”

"When I was twenty-five years old, there were wild people in Shennong Mountain, and when I went to check afterwards, there was a black evil that was wrong, and I used this golden rod to break the corpse in a battle. Since then, the vicinity of Shennong Mountain has been stable for decades. ”

"When I was thirty years old, Jiangnan was middle-aged and repeatedly lost money in business. It was I who helped him see the feng shui at home and helped him dredge his fortune. So far, people have become a big boss worth tens of millions, and during the New Year's holidays, they will go to the mountain temple to thank me, which time is less? ”

......

The monk Cuckoo said that he was getting more and more excited, more and more impassioned.

When the people around heard this, they couldn't help but nod their heads in agreement, and showed even more adoring glances.

These things are all real people and real things, otherwise, they would not have invited the cuckoo monk to come.

However, just when the cuckoo monk said that it was rising, Ling Fei disdainfully threw out a basin of cold water.

"What you said is just some big little things, and you are embarrassed to take it out as a merit to show off? It's ridiculous. ”

"You ——!"

The cuckoo monk is so angry that he wants to come up and beat people!

He stepped forward, pointed at Ling Fei's nose, and shouted loudly:

"You kid is talking wildly, then let me ask you, what feats have you done? What kind of fame have you made? ”

"Will you do it?"

"Do you deduce the Bagua Formation?"

"Will you open your yin and yang eyes?"

"Do you know what it means to be boundless and universal to all living beings?"

Ling Fei shook his head helplessly.

"Bald donkey, you use Taoist skills to make money, and you still have the face to tell me here that Buddhism is boundless."

Monk Cuckoo's face turned red.

"Do you care if I use the Tao or the Dharma? Old man, Buddhism and Taoism, what can you do with me? I can catch demons and exorcisms, catch ghosts and monsters, what about you? What can you do? Zhou Yi came to listen to it? Gossip to see? Let's see what you're capable of! ”

Ling Fei put his hands behind his back, with a touch of indifference in his eyes, not surprised, not happy, not angry or worried.

This is the mind that he has practiced for many years, and with this alone, he can not be disturbed by demons and monsters in his body and mind, and it is enough to kill these Zhou Yi, Bagua and the like on the earth in seconds...

He looked at the cloth bag monk whose face was flushed, and said with a faint smile:

"I won't know what you're talking about."

The Budai monk and the people around him burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha..., this won't be, that won't, and it will be ridiculous to say that you are a god."

Chu Yuxing was a little anxious, Ling Fei, what was going on? Why does it seem to suddenly fail today?

Ling Fei was the only one in the audience who was always leisurely, and he didn't seem to take all this into account at all.

In fact, he is.

A super monk who has cultivated immortals for decades and has reached the realm of transforming into a god, how can he have anything to do with these ordinary people?

That's a self-depreciation!

After they laughed for a moment, Ling Fei spoke, and said indifferently again:

"The reason why I don't know what you said is because they're all rubbish, and I'm too lazy to learn."

In an instant, everyone's smiles stopped instantly!

These are the quintessence of China for thousands of years, and the kid in front of him actually said that it was rubbish, which was ridiculous!

However, what they don't know is that the Chinese civilization is thousands of years old, and the Xiuzhen civilization is millions of years!

Ling Fei and their vision are not on the same level at all.

The cuckoo monk's face was extremely cold.

"Mayor Chu, I think this person is a fool full of wild words, he just wants to be famous and want to be an Internet celebrity, right? If you really want me to do it, please expel this man, I don't want to see him again!" ”

Chu Yuxing hurriedly stepped forward to say good things.

"Auntie, you can't do this, if you do, something will really happen."

"Enough! Yuxing, don't continue to mess around, take Mr. Ling, and leave. ”

"Auntie!"

Chu Yuxing still wanted to say something, but Chu Wenfeng's face was flat, and she was no longer allowed to say more.

Ling Fei shook his head and said with a smile:

"That's it, Chu Yuxing, you have also seen it, it's not that I don't want to make a move, it's true, people don't look down on it. Let's go, it's time for the café to open, let's go get our coffee. ”

Ling Fei put his hands in his pockets, ready to leave, Chu Wenfeng looked at his back, and couldn't help but shake his head, it seems that it is necessary to talk to his father, so that he will not be bewitched by this liar again.

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