"Why don't you go to heaven? He actually agreed. After listening to Li Xiaoxing's great achievements, Mr. Xun complained with envy and hatred, "And you only thought that Brother Kong forgot me!" It's only been two and a half years since the seven-year itch, and I'm afraid I'm going to leave this marriage, and I pity my unborn child. As he spoke, he touched his flat belly.

Li Xiaoxing comforted: "With your appearance, you will find the pick-up man." ”

"I'm wondering if I'm going to turn my hard-working child into a widow." ”

Li Xiaoxing silently handed her the cheap advertising fan that passed by the hospital a few days ago, and Xun always saw a beautiful woman standing in front of the painless abortion billboard with a smile and a bold word in blue - as long as 998, you can go home by yourself after a safe and painless operation.

Xun Buqun covered his stomach and trembled and shed tears, "You are so ruthless, you want to kill our children, and the tiger is poisonous and does not eat children." ”

Li Xiaoxing sneered, "I'm going to kill you together, don't think about coming alive if you get on the operating table, and by the way, you can sell an organ or something...... I really want to find a good idea to get rich, you are actually not poor at all, one kidney is 200,000, two 400,000, how much is the black market market of the heart? How much is two corneas, Mom, you are a mobile millionaire, you actually carry a million swagger through the market every day, let me rescue a million from your useless shell! ”

For the first time, Mr. Xun felt that in addition to her beauty, every organ on her body would be peeped at, "I will definitely work hard to earn money in the future and strive to give my internal organs insurance." ”

Li Xiaoxing said meanly: "You see that people have 100 million insurance for lips and 100 million insurance for legs, and the estimated total price of your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys, and corneas is only 1 million, why bother with that effort." ”

Mr. Xun was heartbroken, "I didn't expect you to fall too, labor and management are giant panda blood!" ”

Li Xiaoxing commented: "Mobile blood bank, maybe there is a brother of a wealthy lady who has collapsed to hire you as a secretary at a high price." ”

Mr. Xun thought so, "How can I get 10,000 yuan after the monthly salary tax." ”

Li Xiaoxing shook her head, her soul washed by capitalists is no longer comparable to Mr. Xun, a person whose imagination is limited by poverty, "Do you understand the seller's market?" It costs 20,000 anyway. ”

Mr. Xun nodded, the two of them each cleaned up and went to the canteen for dinner, Li Xiaoxing stood in front of the counter and hesitated between cherry meat and braised pork, and then looked at the pineapple ancient meat was also very fragrant, at this time the payment prompt sounded [collect 1000 yuan], she and Mr. Xun stared wide-eyed, Li Xiaoxing excitedly pulled Mr. Xun, "Brother Kong gave me a thousand yuan!" There is no humanity in the trenches! ”

Mr. Xun immediately picked up the conversation, "We have a thousand?" The kind that doesn't have to be returned? ”

Li Xiaoxing didn't expect to have to tell two people one day that I and you are not equal to us, and we are not familiar with each other, but looking at the one-dollar bean sprouts and one-dollar cabbage fried peppers on Xun Buqun's plate, his heart softened, and he silently transferred five hundred yuan to Xun.

The two of them ordered double portions of pineapple ancient meat, braised pork and cherry meat, and eight plates filled the four-person table, Li Xiaoxing had tears in his eyes, "The last time I ate like this was when our village was demolished, my mother wrapped a condensed version of the Manchu and Han full banquet, and thirty-six dishes cost 100,000 yuan." ”

Mr. Xun said disdainfully: "It's so unimaginative to even show off your wealth, I think I was playing 100 million floating a billion in Las Vegas......

Li Xiaoxing was not to be outdone, "How many years of stalks haven't you played enough, do you know if you expose your age?" ”

The two of them were arguing, and a large group of people squeezed in at the door of the cafeteria, surrounding the credit card machine on the inside and outside of the three floors, and Xun always slapped his head, "I forgot that there is a subsidy today!" Saying that, she put on an indignant expression, "Obviously, there is no difference between Chinese as a foreign language and Chinese language and literature, but there is only a difference between two majors, and those who speak Chinese as a foreign language actually have a subsidy of eighty, and labor and management are only fifty!" They are better than us. ”

Li Xiaoxing mixed the soup of the braised pork into the rice and licked his lips, "The tuition fee is twice as much as ours, and we have to support the country." She said meaningfully, "The wool comes out of the sheep, my grandfather said." ”

This sentence is well-known from the twenty-seventh chapter of "The Appearance of Officialdom", everything must always be big and small, and small and nothing. [The wool is out of the sheep, and when the surname Jia comes out with two more, and this matter is passed peacefully, won't it be over? ] After speaking, the two looked at each other and smiled, and squeezed into the army of receiving subsidies.

The subsidy army is huge, and Li Xiaoxing's lack of combat effectiveness was quickly squeezed from the middle layer to the outer layer, he glanced at the white shoes that had been stepped on with gray footprints, and slapped the back of Mr. Xun, "Good brother, it's up to you." ”

Mr. Xun took her meal card, and his cold eyes slowly swept through the subsidy army, Li Xiaoxing knew that she was looking for a breakthrough, even if she had a huge sum of 487 yuan, she couldn't give up the wool, although the wool fell from herself.

Seeing the target, Xun Zong plunged into the enemy's ocean, walking left and right like a fish in water, and squeezed to the forefront in the blink of an eye, from the arm of a tall classmate who accurately pressed the two cards on the card machine, this terrifying accuracy and amazing timing control made a few otaku who stayed up late to play LOL around him shocked, worthy of being a junior senior sister, this collective struggle skill is really terrifying.

Mr. Xun squeezed out excitedly, "You know, we have sixty yuan this month!" ”

Li Xiaoxing reminded her not to be happy too early, "Did we pay any fees for unknown purposes this semester?" For example, tuition? ”

Li Xiaoxing remembers that when he first entered the freshman year, there was an English teacher who was particularly able to pretend, and he worked so hard to raise a class of students, and he had time to do whatever the students asked him to do, but he wanted the students to do something, and the students didn't do it, once he wanted a boy to be on duty for him in the middle of the night, and the boy refused, WTF, in the middle of the night, the third watch of the cold winter month let the family crawl out of the bed, and people didn't agree and wronged you? Teaching is your job and you have been wronged, and you think that it is hard enough for you to stand on the podium every day and read some stupid words according to the script, these people who have never come out of school should really taste what human suffering is.

Although Li Xiaoxing didn't say this, she still has this brain, and it doesn't prevent her from posting it to the school, but fortunately, it's the vest number that is banned.

Xun Buqun suddenly realized, "It seems that we paid 20 yuan for the cost of work and 10 yuan for the English test last month?" ”

Li Xiaoxing licked his palate, "It's not that, it's all privately divided, how can it be sent down as a subsidy." ”

"Is it a bunk cover that we bought 600 yuan of luggage when we came to school as a freshman, but the actual price is less than 100? It's five hundred yuan, it's long over," she looked at Li Xiaoxing and found that Li Xiaoxing was also looking at her, and the two of them invariably raised a sense of awe for the school.

"You forgot that you also bought the fourth and sixth grade exam papers and treasure books sold by the student council president." Li Xiaoxing said, "You would actually buy those things, which is even more incredible than when I thought Van Gogh and Gogh were good friends." ”

Those things were still collecting dust under the dorm beds.

"Aren't they good friends?"

"According to my speculation, Van Gogh, Gauguin and Van Gogh's brother Theo are triangular relationships. After Van Gogh died, Theo wrote to his wife, in which he said, 'Everything reminds me of him all the time', and Theo died in less than half a year, although the Netherlands is not open now, but it was going to die. ”

The brain circuit of the total brain is different from ordinary people, and she held back a few words after listening to it, "That Gauguin is quite hard." ”

Li Xiaoxing sighed twice, "Artist, and I don't think Van Gogh may not like Gauguin." ”

Xun Buqun nodded sincerely, "I also think that Wan Sui may not like you, after all, the relationship between the two of you is much farther than that of Van Gogh and Theo." ”

Li Xiaoxing grabbed the back of her neck and threatened in a cold tone: "It's too much." ”

Mr. Xun begged for mercy again and again, and the two went back to the dormitory together, as for the evening self-study or something, they were all juniors and they had lost their conscience, so it was better to be decisive.

There are no street lights under the dormitory building, which is convenient for some men and women with boiling hormones in summer to do some dirty things, and then take a closer look at these two people who are actually from their class, it has been three years for the mother to spark, and it is so fierce as soon as it comes up, I simply don't take the single dog who dominates the planet in my eyes.

Li Xiaoxing hugged the girl's shoulder, looking for the inseparable man who was kissing, and pinched the girl's chin, "It's time to change people after kissing for so long, right?" Come, give Ye Xiang one. ”

"Li Xiaoxing! Nowhere to be found! The girl didn't know whether it was angry or embarrassed, and her cheeks were red, but the boy was redder than her, and said as if she were dead: "If you two want to kiss, kiss me, don't embarrass her!" ”

As soon as these words came out, not only Li Xiaoxingxun was stunned, but even his girlfriend was stunned, the three of them stared at him with six eyes, and the boy realized that he had said the wrong thing, and he didn't know how to redeem it, so he turned around with a touch, "Beat it, I still have a balance of medical insurance this month." ”

Xun Society said: "Don't be naïve, if I deduct the rest of the medical insurance, you can't afford to pay, you can just mortgage the cocoa to me." ”

Yang Mu stubbornly said: "Don't fight the idea of cocoa!" Something is coming at me! You can insult me as much as you want! ”

Li Xiaoxing hugged the waist of Yang Ke, who was only 155, "Why do you always think of such beauty, you don't even have the qualifications to clean the toilet on my cruise ship." ”

"It's good to pick a hidden place, I see that we haven't taken my billion-pixel 2G Nokia to shoot your little video after we have known each other for two years, and you don't seem to care about anything when you're burning." Mr. Xun skillfully used two fingers to hold the lollipop stick and blew into Yang Ke's ear.

The little couple ran faster than a rabbit, and Li Xiaoxing and Xun Buqun's mouths together were comparable to fifty atomic bombs exploding in Japan.

The dormitory was pitch black, and there was no popularity at all, "Brother Kong didn't come back." ”

"Good omen or bad omen?"

"I don't know if it's a good omen or a bad omen," Li Xiaoxing's tone was cold, "If you don't quickly lift your hooves off my bra, you'll have a bad omen soon." ”

"Holy!" Looking down and seeing what he stepped on, Mr. Xun flashed back exaggeratedly, "The ancestors and ancestors of the family, I am sorry for you if you are not a descendant!" Letting such a filthy thing insult my family style of finding a home. ”

"Your family's family style has been nothing since your wife and grandfather blew suona at the funeral during the day and came out of the coffin along the ocean. How many tombs in Shaanxi have your family not visited? At first, I just thought that you rode a sheep when you were a child, and tell me, can sheep's hooves ward off evil spirits? Looking for a young master, oh not looking for a captain. ”

"Now I advocate not burying wealth underground, maybe my wife and grandfather want to take it out and hand it over to the state." Xun Buqun took off his high heels and quickly took off his makeup, "Tomorrow I'm going to Lishan to participate in the largest industry technology research conference in history, and our family sells handicrafts, at most it is only a little genuine, anyway, what is written on the invoice is handicrafts, and our family has always been a voice who has never evaded taxes, if you are recording, you have to record this sentence clearly, Bond Lee." ”

"Is Bond a surname, James Lee...... I don't want to be called Li Ming. After Li Xiaoxing finished complaining, he climbed the ladder and looked at Brother Kong's shop, "I'm sure there is no one." ”

"Isn't it nonsense? Brother Kong is so big, how can he hide it in the top bunk and not be discovered by the teacher. ”

Xun Buqun jumped down and said in a serious tone, "The last time I didn't return all night was the senior sister who was Baoyan last year." ”

Li Xiaoxing: "That senior sister can't even carry a bucket of pure water, but our brother Kong, ten buckets is not a problem, whoever dares to beat her idea will be in the intensive care unit for half a year." ”

Mr. Xun felt that this was reasonable, and it was only six o'clock now, and there were at least five hours left before the average time of most girls who came back from dating, and it was too early to worry, "Sometimes I feel that I am a worrying life, you two children really don't let me worry about it, and finally I have to pull it up, and I have to worry about emotional problems, and then worry about marriage, children, and I am even more uneasy when I have grandchildren, when is it a head." ”

"Climb to the top of the building, jump down, it's a hundred." Li Xiaoxing said ruthlessly.