Chapter Eighty-Seven: Zhang Fu's Distress
When the four of them were talking about their ideals in life, Zhang Fu, the land prince in the divine realm, had a gloomy and gloomy face, and wrinkles were piled up together, forming thousands of ravines.
Half a month ago, the number of chickens in his current chicken farm had decreased, and since then, he has counted them every day, and a few fewer every two days, until five days ago, when he caught a group of chicken thieves.
The thief was caught, but he didn't dare to punish him, there was no way, they were all the second generation of immortals and the third generation of immortals in Heavenly Court, a group of hairy children, they couldn't beat and scold, but they came from a wide range of sources, and the elders held important positions in Heavenly Court, and he was a small landdoer, so he couldn't afford to provoke him at all.
After two sentences of education, I didn't be honest for two or three days, and the number of chickens and ducks decreased by more than a dozen, and all of them were made into roast chickens and ducks by the second and third generations.
Seeing that the chickens and ducks he worked so hard to raise gradually decreased, Zhang Fude was sad, but the family was powerful, so he could only knock out his front teeth and swallow it.
"How is this good, if it goes on like this, I will have to lose everything!" Zhang Fu was frustrated by the chicken thief.
If you come to the door to complain to the parents of the group of hairy children, everyone's face will inevitably be bad-looking, and it is easy to be gossiped about.
Just when Zhang Fude was helpless, the shopkeeper of Liu's steamed bun shop arrived at the chicken farm, planning to buy a batch of chickens and ducks back to the store to make roast duck noodles.
Oden and pizza have brought hot business to the bun shop, and other snacks have also been wiped out, and sales have increased significantly, and ingredients have to be purchased every few days.
"Immortal Fu, pick me twenty fat chickens and fifteen fat ducks, I don't want to be thin."
With money in his pocket, the small life is very nourishing, and the shopkeeper laughs when he meets people.
Zhang Fu, who was feeding the chickens, couldn't laugh at it, and replied weakly with a wrinkled old face: "The fat is all gone, only some of the fat ones are left, shopkeeper Liu, look at the price." ”
Shopkeeper Liu was stunned, went to the chicken farm to take a look, and sure enough, there were not a few fat left, and asked suspiciously: "Last time I came, fat chickens and ducks ran all over the ground, and it has only been a few days for people to buy?" ”
"It would be nice if someone bought it." At the mention of his chickens and ducks, Zhang Fude couldn't help but hang his head, shook his head again and again, and said, "It's not bought by someone, but stolen." ”
"Stole?!" Shopkeeper Liu was shocked and asked, "Who stole it, did the thief catch it?!" ”
Back in the house, he made a pot of tea for the shopkeeper Liu, Zhang Fude told the ins and outs of the matter, and one person complained that he felt a lot better when he said it.
Knowing that it was done by a group of second-generation immortals and third-generation immortals, Shopkeeper Liu couldn't think of a perfect solution for a while, and hesitated for a moment and said: "I know Luoyu Shangxian, Shangxian is well-informed and resourceful, you can try to ask him to think of a way to deal with it." ”
"It turned out to be Luo Yu Shangxian, I also dealt with him, I heard that the ID card system of Erlang Zhenjun last time was from Luo Yu Shangxian, which is really admirable." Zhang Fu's cloudy eyes shone brightly, and he immediately agreed.
Take Zhou Qihang and the three of them to the bar for a turn, and when they saw the antique decoration and layout, the three of them were immediately confused.
"I said Lao Qin, are you sure you're opening a bar, not a bookstore?" Chen Jie asked as he looked back and forth in the store.
"You don't understand this, it's not interesting to be an ordinary bar, and you can't make much money, our bar focuses on health signs, and the same decoration as ordinary bars is definitely not good, just to give people a feeling of high quality."
Listening to Qin Yuyi, Chen Jie and others were even more confused, could they still use a bar to raise their bodies as a gimmick? It's a long insight.
When he returned to the dormitory, he opened his mobile phone and saw that Qin Yu received a message from the shopkeeper Liu, briefly talking about what happened to Zhang Fu's chicken farm.
"Haha, the old man of the land is probably very angry, it's not easy to deal with that group of monkey children." For some reason, Qin Yu had a feeling of schadenfreude.
Lying on the bed and thinking for a long time, Qin Yu had a countermeasure, the reason why the children in the God Realm would steal chickens and dogs was definitely not a lack of money, it was purely because of excess energy to have fun, and there were too few entertainment items that could play time.
Thinking of the last time I went to my uncle's house last summer, the seven-year-old cousin couldn't stop watching the bear haunt, Qin Yu made up his mind.
Unable to watch TV in the Divine Realm, he could only read comics, Qin Yu went to a nearby bookstore and bought more than a dozen well-known comic books, several of which he had also read when he was a child.
In addition, he also went to the toy batch city to buy gadgets such as water gun yo-yos, which added up to less than three hundred yuan.
It is also a child, the second generation of immortals, the third generation of immortals is not much different from children of the same age of mortals, and these toys will definitely be popular when they are brought to the divine realm.
sent a large bag of "magic weapons" to Zhang Fude, briefly explained the gameplay, and Qin Yu told him to wait for the next time the thief came, he would give them the things and promise not to make trouble again.
Three days later, the 1311 class of industry and commerce ushered in the first exam of this semester, and Qin Yu survived the entire examination process.
Temporarily crammed by the Buddha and kicked by the Buddha, Qin Yu finally realized this taste, he had a hunch, not to mention that the overall score failed, I am afraid that the score of the paper will not be able to pass the sixty mark.
Qin Yu is uncomfortable, and Zhang Fude, who is far away in the god realm, is also suffering, in order to prevent the chickens and ducks from being damaged, he is now waterproof and fireproof every day.
That night, five or six hairy and drooping children, led by a slightly older child, quietly approached Zhang Fude's chicken farm.
I thought I could get it as easily as before, but as soon as I jumped into the fence, I was caught by the land lord who had been waiting for a long time.
"Don't dare, we don't dare anymore, Grandpa Zhang, let us go......"
was caught in the house, five or six hairy children cried and cried and begged for mercy, after all, it was a child who was a thief, and he was afraid that Zhang Fu would tell the elders in the family about it, and he would inevitably be beaten up.
Zhang Fude was speechless, his mouths were quite sweet, the left sentence Grandpa Zhang and the right sentence Grandpa Zhang, shouted sweeter than honey, why didn't you think of you Grandpa Zhang when you stole chickens?
Thinking of the previous confession of Luo Yu Shangxian, Zhang Fu had no choice but to suppress his anger and take out the "magic weapon".
"Don't cry, Grandpa Zhang won't punish you, as long as you promise not to make trouble in the future, Grandpa will give each of you a few fun treasures."
As soon as they heard that there was a fun baby, the hairy children wiped their faces with their dirty sleeves, their snot and tears were gone, and their tearful and innocent eyes stared at the bag in Zhang Fude's hand.
"Grandpa Zhang, what is the fun baby you are talking about?" A cute little girl asked boldly.
She is Mo Qingqing, the daughter of the Western Wide-eyed Heavenly King Mo Lishou, and because of her beauty, many little boys revolve around her.
"You'll see in a moment that it's something new that you haven't played before."
Zhang Fude smiled and took out the yo-yo, according to Qin Yujiao's gameplay, his fingers hooked the coil, and gently flung it down, and the yo-yo was suspended in mid-air and rotated.
The yo-yo that Qin Yu bought was relatively advanced, with Led dazzling lights, and the colorful lights were dazzling, attracting everyone's attention.
"It seems like it's really fun...... "The children stared at the spinning yo-yo with big dark eyes.
The other eldest child sucked back the snot hanging on his lips, and said with a sparkling gaze: "Grandpa Zhang, you can also let us play."
"That's not going to work." Zhang Fu put the yo-yo away, straightened his face and said, "You haven't made a promise yet!"
"I promise, I won't come back to make trouble in the future!" The eldest child was the first to speak.
"I promise ......"
"I promise ...... too"
The hairy children hardly hesitated, and made verbal promises.
"For the sake of your sincerity, I'll give you the toys, but remember to keep your promises, otherwise next time there will be something fun, you won't have a share." Zhang Fu warned.
The children's minds were all on the toys, how dare they disobey, and nodded vigorously, for fear that the land would repent.
After a while, each child was given a comic book, a water gun and a yo-yo, and they were happily playing.
"Haha, it's fun, it's fun...... a fairy second generation shows off various moves according to the gameplay indicated on the yo-yo manual.
"Water guns are so much fun!" Mo Qingqing's interest in water guns is far greater than that of yo-yos, holding water guns full of water and shooting around, shouting: "You boys are farther than anyone to pee, who can pass me, let's compare!" ”
"Compare to whom, who is afraid of whom!"
Unconvinced, a slug boy walked out into the open space outside the house, unbuckled his belt and urinated as hard as he could.