Chapter 750: Twitter

Instant destruction?

My heart moved, could it be that there are bombs buried in this underground base?

The ugly face was gloomy, and he looked at Uncle Kui coldly.

Uncle Kui continued, "When I was younger, I was a diver. While challenging to dive under the ice, this ancient tomb was discovered. Over the years, I used various methods to remodel the tomb and build an underwater fortress on it. ”

"I am the founder of the underwater fortress and the remodeler of this ancient tomb. At the beginning of the renovation, it was a simple matter for me to load a few bombs, right? ”

"I don't believe you can destroy this tomb in an instant." The ugly face gritted his teeth and said, "Even if you can, don't you have to die?" ”

"Then you don't have to worry about it, anyway, I only care about whether you will die or not." Uncle Kui smiled, as if he was determined to burn all the jade.

The ugly face is deflated again, in the matter of mouth cannons. He can't compete with Uncle Kui.

"Good!" The ugly face finally agreed: "Wang Yu will give it to you." ”

"Let him appear in front of me right away." Uncle Kui said, "Otherwise, I may not be in a bad mood and blow up all this place." ”

"He's right in front of you." The ugly face pointed at me, and I was immediately startled, how did this bastard know that it was mine.

Uncle Kui looked at me, and in desperation, I had to show my face and smile awkwardly. He was also a little stunned, he really didn't expect me to be in front of him.

"Curious how I know?" The ugly face looked at me and asked.

I nodded, genuinely curious.

With a wave of his arm, the ugly face knocked the hot coffee to the ground, and said coldly: "I never drink coffee, and I don't know where this thing is delivered, so you can bring it to me." ”

I was stunned,! Turns out the coffee isn't here? I was classified as the Lord, thinking it was for the ugly face.

The ugly face who has never drunk coffee must have found out that I had a problem at the first time, but Uncle Kui suddenly visited him and didn't have time to expose it.

"And how do you know it's me?" I asked, even if he knew I had a problem and didn't see my face, how did he know it was me?

"I guess." The ugly face smiled at the corner of his mouth and said, "I didn't expect to guess it." ”

I frowned and didn't speak. Three-year-old children don't want to deceive the ugly face, there is obviously something unspeakable.

"Let's go." Uncle Kui didn't want to talk nonsense with the ugly face, so he turned around and took me with him, ready to leave.

The ugly face turned the wheelchair and came to us, stretched out his hand, and said, "I'm afraid you two will stay for another day, and some damage to the elevator is under warranty." ”

"Fart!" Uncle Kui scolded: "I just came down the elevator, how could I find that it was broken?" ”

"Really?" The ugly face pretended to be stupid, and said, "But the notice I got is broken?" Is there a mistake? Walk! Walk! Let's take a look together, seeing is believing! ”

Uncle Kui and I looked at each other, both suspicious. What the hell is Uglyface doing?

"Let's go!" The ugly face said: "The elevator is not broken, I will send you up, and if it is broken, it will be repaired." What a big deal. Aren't you all going to have to go to the elevator shaft? ”

The ugly face is also reasonable, we will go for good or bad, after all, we still use the elevator to go up. I looked at Uncle Kui and waited for his answer.

This is his home turf, which he discovered, and which he transformed; Maybe apart from the bomb, he has a way to return to the underwater fortress that no one knows.

"Let's go! Check it out. Uncle Kui finally decided, and I nodded and followed.

When we arrived at the elevator shaft, we quickly found that the elevator was not broken and was running smoothly. When the ugly face saw it, he also shrugged his shoulders and said, "It doesn't seem to be so bad!" ”

"Then we'll go first." Uncle Kui didn't drag the mud and water, and walked directly to the elevator, ready to leave.

But who knew that the ugly-faced bastard directly took out a grenade, pulled out the safety and threw it in, and then there was a loud bang, and the entire elevator was deformed.

Not to mention, the elevator shaft also collapsed in an instant, and stones and mud fell down, burying the entire elevator shaft tightly.

I grass!

Uncle Kui and I were stunned at the moment, and there was such a blatant shameless behavior of the fuck?

"It's broken now." The ugly face spread his hands and said, "But don't worry, Uncle Kui, I will send someone to repair it as soon as possible, and strive to make the elevator work within a day." During this period, the two of them can rest in the guest room, and I will inform the two of them as soon as it is repaired. ”

"Humph!" Uncle Kui brushed his sleeves away. Ignore the ugly face. In this situation, don't say that Uncle Kui may not have the ability to destroy the ancient tomb, even if he has, he is a little at a loss.

We were really accommodated in the room, just like a star hotel, with a dry bed and a shower.

After staying in a damp and dark environment for a long time, he suddenly appeared in this kind of place. Suddenly there was an illusion of being in a different world.

"How did you get out?" Uncle Kui asked me.

I gave a brief account of my direct experience and asked him how he knew I was here. He said, Li Zi is an ugly-faced person, and I was taken away by Li Zi, so I was naturally in the hands of the ugly face.

Is Li Zi an ugly-faced person? Are you kidding? Isn't she Mr. L's man? Why did you change masters so quickly?

"Li Zi is indeed Mr. L's person, but she is in the underwater fortress in order to survive and get the best benefit. took refuge in the ugly face. Uncle Kui explained.

I nodded, and that was what it was.

"Do you really have the ability to destroy this tomb in an instant?" I asked curiously.

Uncle Kui glared at me angrily and said; "Nonsense! Lao Tzu not only has the ability to destroy this ancient tomb, but even the underwater fortress is in my hands, but one day I was suddenly blown up by a stunned young man, and there was nothing left. ”

"Huh!" I had a black line on my head, and I was obviously talking about my appearance.

"Is your brain in the cement?" As soon as he talked about the explosion, Uncle Kui immediately became angry and said, "bombing without asking?" Lao Tzu was almost blown up by you. ”

I scratched my head and smiled, "Didn't you say to make the story more exciting?" I just made the story a little more spectacular. ”

"Get out!" Uncle Kui yelled at me, not to mention how angry he was.

Seeing this, I didn't dare to talk about this topic anymore, I guess the old man could strangle me. I changed the conversation and said, "Well, what now?" Ugly face is obviously ill-intentioned, do you have anywhere else you can go out? ”

"It's gone!" Uncle Kui was still angry, and said, "You can see that your brain is in cement, can I not see it?" The ugly face is to keep us in the underwater fortress forever. ”

I nodded and said, "What then?" There are people all around, and it's not okay to break in. ”

"Do you still need to say it?" Uncle Kui continued to scold me and said, "Fortunately, the old man already has a plan, and sooner or later he will be killed." ”

"What's the plan?" I was immediately interested. It seems that this old man is still reliable.

"Humph!" Uncle Kui fell asleep at the end and said, "I told you that you don't understand." ”

"I... No... I'm also speechless, and Uncle Kui's heart is too big, can I fall asleep? After all, I underestimated Uncle Kui, not only can he fall asleep, but he also snores with a fucking high heart.

I don't know what his plan is, but one thing I know is that his plan now is to sleep, and if he wants to say it himself, it must be: recharge his energy.

To be reasonable, if I were an ugly face and wanted to see Uncle Kui sleeping now, the first thing I would do was wipe Uncle Kui's neck, even if he really had any destructive ability, he would die with the destruction of his body.

In order to avoid this kind of tragedy, I can only keep vigil and protect Uncle Kui. Whether he has the ability to destroy everything or not, I have to protect him, and even if he is a deceived old fool, I can't let him die.

Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that I owe him something.

At night, I use a cold shower to stay awake, but I am still drowsy, especially when I am alone, and no one speaks, so I am most likely to be sleepy.

I think an old driver who drives alone late at night must have such an experience, driving alone and getting sleepy and sleeping.

There is really no way to do this, physiological reactions, but any person who speaks will not be like this. I also tried many times to wake up Uncle Kui, but I tried my best to fail.

Finally, when I saw that it was almost dawn, I gave up. Originally, I thought that this night had finally survived, after all, there were still a few hours before dawn, although there was no sun in it, but people have a biological clock after all.

But suddenly, the fire system in the house suddenly spewed out a white mist, just like carbon dioxide spewed out on a stage play, instantly filling the entire house.

I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that I had lost control of my body, and I couldn't even move a finger, and even blinking my eyes was an extravagant hope.

Slowly, the fog cleared and the room returned to its original state. But I still couldn't move, as if I had really lost all mobility.

"How? It's comfortable, right? ”

Ugly Face walked in in a wheelchair, and he grinned, the ugliest smile I've ever seen in the world, not one of them.

He just glanced at me and walked over to Uncle Kui. Uncle Kui also woke up early and looked at him with his eyes.

"You're still losing, aren't you?" The ugly face said to Uncle Kui.

Uncle Kui's facial muscles couldn't move, like a paralyzed patient, with his eyes closed, not looking at his ugly face.

The ugly face waved his hand, and his men began to search their bodies. All my and Uncle Kui's weapons were searched, but my chicken bone dagger was not found, after all, it was too small, no different from a thicker needle.

"As God, you should interfere with the course of mortal stories." The ugly face said: "Especially the fate of the protagonist, from the moment you find me and want to rescue Wang Yu." Your divinity is gone, and you are no longer God. ”

"If you interfere with the things of us mortals, you will become mortal."

"And mortals are doomed."

"I think you must know it yourself."

Uncle Kui opened his eyes and looked at the ugly face very calmly. He didn't have anger or frustration of failure, but more relief and relief.

For some reason, this state angered the ugly face, and he suddenly stretched out his hand angrily, and the two hands that were grilled by the fire were twisted and deformed, which was very terrifying.

"Why didn't you save me? You were clearly God at that time. As God, why do you want to watch me burned to the devil? The ugly face pointed at me angrily and said, "Why can he get your help?" And I can't? Is it because of his origins? Grass! ”

The ugly face was inexplicably excited, jealous, and seemed to be on the verge of collapse.

"Did you see that?" The ugly face pointed at himself and shouted: "I am the protagonist, I am the protagonist of this world." Even if you are abandoned by God, I am still the protagonist, the protagonist! ”

Uncle Kui looked at him like a child, his eyes full of pity and guilt. When death came, perhaps Uncle Kui, as God, also began to reflect on himself.

He is not God, he is just a mortal, not even a mortal, he is just a prisoner trapped under the water.

"I'll kill you." The ugly face finally came back to his senses and said coldly: "I will kill you and your protagonist." ”

Uncle Kui's eyes darkened, and he no longer looked at the ugly face.

"I will be God, the true God." Ugly Face smiled and said: "But my god is much more interesting than you, in addition to controlling the life and death of everyone in this fortress, I also want to let one person die interestingly." ”

Uncle Kui stared at his ugly face, revealing deep doubts.

"You were the first person to die." Ugly Face said: "I'll give you two options, one, kill your protagonist so you can survive." Second, if you don't kill the protagonist, you will die. ”

Hearing this, I frowned, this is a typical prisoner's dilemma. Hey... Wait, why am my brows furrowed?

"Someone as noble as you. You must choose to commit suicide, right? Ugly Face smiled and said, "But I really want you to kill the protagonist in exchange for your own livelihood, so you must be very, very painful to be condemned by your conscience." ”

I tried to move my fingers, but I still couldn't move. But my arm started to go numb, which meant that the blood was flowing through the veins, and it wasn't long before I was able to move.

"Hey, hey!" The ugly face was still ravaging Uncle Kui, and said, "Isn't it interesting to die like this?" ”

Uncle Kui didn't respond, and of course he couldn't respond. The relationship between the two of them seems to be similar to my form. Back then, Uncle Kui found him and asked him to deal with the slanting moon, who knew that he was burned like this by the slanting moon.

"You'll be able to move in ten minutes." Ugly Face continued: "At that time, your protagonist couldn't move, of course, even if he could, I would help you restrain him, as long as you said you wanted to kill him, just a word." ”

Uncle Kui lowered his head and remained silent. He couldn't even blink his eyes just now, but now he can move his neck, which shows that the ugly face is not lying, and the toxin is indeed dissipating.

It didn't take long for Uncle Kui to really resume his actions, and he stood up and sighed deeply.

Ugly Face smiled and said, "Are you ready to choose?" ”

Uncle Kui didn't say a word, and smashed a head hammer on the forehead of the ugly face, and immediately smashed the head of the ugly face to break the blood flow, and staggered back.

Seeing this, I was also stunned, this old man is too fierce.

Uncle Kui wiped the blood from his forehead. said: "Chirp crookedly, annoying to death!" ”