0757 Shall I Help You?
"That's right, that's right, then I'll also check it out, maybe you and I will get married when the time comes!" Wang Peifeng thought for a while and said.
"Who married you, you don't have a brain!" Lan Xinxin glared at him.
"Hehe, I'll check it out anyway!" Wang Peifeng said cheekily.
Soon, it was Lan Xinxin's turn to register, because Wang Peifeng had already hung up Lan Xinxin's before, so two more people hung up, Wang Peifeng rushed to give the money, and Xiao Chen took advantage of him.
"Hmph, I can't afford to pay the registration money, poor!" Wang Peifeng pursed his lips.
"Someone is willing to pay as a Kaizi, and they think they are sorry, so they can't say it." Xiao Chen said coldly, he also saw that this Wang Peifeng didn't seem to have a high IQ, so he would play some tricks.
However, holding the registration card, Xiao Chen suddenly remembered something, and said to Lan Xinxin: "Xinxin, why am I checking this thing?" Didn't you come to have your body checked? How can I check this too? ”
"Isn't this a search for Si to let him go?" Lan Xinxin also looked helpless: "But he didn't leave, not only did he not leave after hearing such a private thing, but he actually wanted to check together, I was really convinced." ”
"I'm also convinced." Xiao Chen shrugged his shoulders: "Then really go and check!" ”
"What else would you do? Look at the way he looks, he never dies, he has to follow him all the time, alas! Lan Xinxin sighed.
"What does that mean, does he not want to give up?" Xiao Chen glanced at Wang Peifeng and whispered, "If this keeps pestering you, wouldn't I have to keep pretending?" ”
"I didn't expect him to be so unwilling!" Lan Xinxin spread her hands and looked at Xiao Chen: "Alas, then if you are in trouble." Don't help it, and cause you any more trouble. ”
"Forget it. Since you've already helped, let's help to the end! "Xiao Chen has no choice. I could only nod my head.
The three of them walked forward together, Wang Peifeng was bouncing on the side, as if he was boxing, jumping forward, Xiao Chen was speechless when he saw it.
When I came to the door of the medical examination department, the first one was to draw blood, because there were still people in front, so I had to line up here.
"Hey, what are you squeezing? While pulling and staying. Squeeze me another hammer and kill you! Wang Peifeng saw a young man squeezing around with eyebrows and mouse eyes, like a thief, so he punched him and hit him with a "bang".
"Boy, you're looking for death!" The young man with thief eyebrows got up from the ground, pointed at Wang Peifeng and said angrily: "I'm lining up here, why are you pushing me?" Oops, I'm done, it hurts me, my head hurts! ”
said. The young man with the thief's eyebrows began to roll on the ground: "Doctor, doctor, I want to check, I want to go emergency." I can't do it anymore, I'll let people fight! ”
"Are you sick?" Wang Peifeng was unmoved, walked over and stepped on the head of the young man with thief eyebrows. When he boarded, this guy was trampled on and his nose bleeded, but Wang Peifeng was not satisfied. He also crushed the ground a few times, so that the skin of the thief's young man's brain was broken: "Since you can't do it." Then I will fulfill you, and you can die! ”
Xiao Chen looked at Wang Peifeng dumbfounded, this guy is a tiger, right? Is this here to pick up girls? So bloody, can it still capture Lan Xinxin's heart?
"Don't...... Brother, I was wrong, brother, I'm not dead, I'm okay again, you let me go, I'm fine......" The thief-eyed young man didn't expect that not only did he fail to blackmail Wang Peifeng, but he was ravaged more violently by the other party, and if he didn't give in, it was possible to be trampled to death.
"Hmph, be careful in the future, get out!" Wang Peifeng put away his feet and said proudly.
"Yes, yes!" The thief-eyed young man got up and ran.
"Xinxin, how is it, I'm a reliable person, right?" After Wang Peifeng finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Chen provocatively: "I sue you, men should be brave, don't look at you as the deputy director of the Mysterious Investigation Bureau, but you are a soft egg, it's useless!" If I play brave a few more times, Lan Xinxin will definitely like me! ”
"......" Xiao Chen patted his head, how did he get such a suitor? It's like the brain is missing strings.
"Hey, Xiao Chen, I'm really going to continue to trouble you in the future!" Lan Xinxin also said with a headache.
The blood was drawn very quickly, and soon it was Xiao Chen's turn to draw blood, and Wang Peifeng also drew blood, and then the three of them went to the next consultation room.
"Take this little cup, fill it with some urine, and test it here." A nurse handed out three disposable cups to Xiao Chen and the others, and then said.
"Do you still have a urine test?" Xiao Chen was stunned.
"Of course, let's go!" The nurse pointed to the bathroom not far away: "Be careful when you get it, don't get it outside, it will get your hands full." ”
Xiao Chen couldn't help it, so he took the paper cup: "Lan Xinxin, what kind of physical examination is this you are reporting, why do you still have a urine test?" ”
"Big man, let you take a cup of urine, are you so embarrassed to pay this and that? Just let me drink urine and I won't blink! Wang Peifeng glanced at Xiao Chen and said disdainfully: "See, this is called courage, this is called bravery!" How could a girl like Lan Xinxin, who came from a real martial arts family, like an ordinary man? I think you, the deputy director, are also related, right? ”
"You are brave, you drink!" Xiao Chen didn't know what to say after hearing this, the other party's IQ was already stronger than he imagined.
"Cut!" Wang Peifeng pursed his lips: "By the way, Xinxin, it's inconvenient for you girls to take urine, why don't I help you pick it up later?" ”
"Get out!" Lan Xinxin glared at him: "Are you sick?" ”
"Uh......" Wang Peifeng was stunned: "Why is he sick?" ”
"Xiao Chen, why don't you help me?" Lan Xinxin turned her head to look at Xiao Chen.
"Me? How can I help? Xiao Chen was startled and almost threw the cup away.
"Isn't there a gap under the compartment, just reach in!" Lan Xinxin said.
"Pull it down, that's the women's bathroom, I'll go in and get beaten out!" Xiao Chen hurriedly shook his head.
"Look at your little coward, Xinxin, I dare!" Wang Peifeng immediately said: "For the sake of my beloved woman, let alone going to the women's toilet, even if I go to the morgue, I dare!" ”
"Wang Peifeng, it's almost there!" Lan Xinxin frowned.
"Oh......" Wang Peifeng was said by Lan Xinxin, but his mouth was closed.
The three of them went to the toilet to pick up the urine, and then sent it back to the place where the test was done, and it was the turn of the next test, but the men and women were not together, but this test was a little embarrassing.
Lan Xinxin accompanied Xiao Chen to check first, only to see that the nurse gave Xiao Chen a disposable cup.
"Do you still have a urine test? But no, can't pee? Xiao Chen was stunned.
"What kind of urine test, this is to test Mi Qingzi's activity and defects, you go to the row of rooms opposite, see which one is empty, go in and solve it yourself!" The nurse said, "There are posters and videos in the room, bring them up and watch them yourself!" ”
"Huh?!" When Xiao Chen heard this, he was immediately stunned: "I'll forget about this, right?" ”
"How can that be counted? This is the most important step in the marriage inspection, which determines whether you can have healthy children in the future, hurry up, the big man is still twisting and pinching! The nurse glared at Xiao Chen with disdain.
"It's, isn't it just jerking? You're so unmanly, I want to start masturbating when I'm four years old...... Ah no, it's a lamb skewer! Wang Peifeng opened his mouth and began to brag, but suddenly found that the was blowing big, so he quickly changed his words.
Lan Xinxin gave him a blank look.
"This ...... Do you want me to do it myself? Xiao Chen was suddenly a little embarrassed.
"Nonsense, have you watched too much lace news and thought there was a nurse to help?" The nurse said, "Stop daydreaming! ”
"Xiao Chen, why don't I help you?" Lan Xinxin suddenly spoke.
"That's it, my girlfriend is next to me, let her help you, you see that there are couples helping each other over there, just give you another cup, you can get some secretion for her, she will go to the laboratory in a while!" The nurse took out another cup and said, "But don't really come, it's not good to test together!" ”
"What?!" Xiao Chen looked at this sturdy nurse in amazement, but thinking about it, the nurses in this department are really incompetent if they are not bold!
"Okay, hurry up, what's the matter!" The nurse waved her hand to signal Xiao Chen to leave, and then gave Wang Peifeng a cup and said, "You go too." ”
"No problem!" Wang Peifeng directly agreed loudly: "I'm not like some people, I'm very brave!" ”
"Lan Xinxin, you suitor seems to be a bit of a tiger......" Xiao Chen didn't say the next word, that is, he felt that Wang Peifeng and Lan Xinxin were really a bit of a match, and both of them were a bit of a tiger!
But he naturally couldn't say that, after all, he was here to help, not to match.
"It's okay, it's going to be." Lan Xinxin shrugged.
"What will I do?" Xiao Chen shook his head: "By the way, I'll omit this step of inspection, right?" We're not really married! ”
"How? If we don't come, people will think we're wrong! Lan Xinxin said: "Ah, by the way, I remember, it must be that you are not good there, and I made it bad, and then you are embarrassed to say, so you refused to check it, right?" ”
"How is that possible?" Xiao Chen choked on Lan Xinxin.
"Then check it out!" Lan Xinxin said: "Actually, I'm also quite anxious about you, let's give it a try, okay?" If it really doesn't work, treat it early, don't drag it out! ”
"Not really, and I'm fine." Xiao Chen refused with a smile.
"Come on, for this matter, I deliberately learned the male rejuvenation massage technique in the little movie, which should have an effect." Lan Xinxin stretched out her right hand and showed it left and right: "I think my skills should be okay!" ”
"Okay, okay, can't I come by myself?" Xiao Chen was forced by Lan Xinxin to be helpless: "Then you wait for me here!" (To be continued......)