Chapter 087: Punctuation Can't Be Trusted
After eating, Qin Tian sat at Tong's house for a while before saying goodbye and leaving.
At half past eight o'clock in the evening, at the beginning of the lanterns, Qin Tian rode an electric car, facing the slight evening breeze, driving on the street, and was in a very good mood.
At the same time, on the same street as Qin Tian, at the mouth of an alley two hundred meters away from Qin Tian, Xie Qianqian, who was dressed as an urban white-collar worker, was unceremoniously warning the newcomers in the team.
"Xiaogua, your sister explained it to you, let's act more seriously later, do you hear?"
Xie Qianqian looked at the newcomer to the police force with an immature face, a young man nicknamed "Watermelon", with a serious expression.
Xiaogua said with a bitter face: "But Sister Qianqian, I haven't been a gangster." ”
"You won't imitate what you did in the movie, look at you now, after deliberately making a hairstyle, with your dress, the whole thing is a street gangster, you just imagine yourself as a villain."
Xie Qianqian passed on his experience.
But in fact, she has never been a gangster.
In order to carry out the brilliant plan she had come up with in the past few days and nights tonight, that is, to take the initiative and find the punisher, she had made a lot of arrangements for this.
First of all, he chose Xiaogua, a newcomer who was quite bold, forcibly pulled Xiaogua into the store, threatened the barber, and asked the barber to give Xiaogua a haircut according to how he looked like a bastard, and the Xiaogua's hairstyle was completely changed.
Secondly, I went to Xiahe Street to buy a set of pompous hip-hop clothes, and after Xiaogua put it on, with a unique hairstyle, and then a prop used as a dagger to help, it was done to let Xiaogua play the gangster.
And she also changed her image of being in a hurry on weekdays, put on high heels and changed into a white-collar outfit, planning to play an urban white-collar worker who works at night.
The specific plan is to stage a scene where gangsters want to assault off-duty female white-collar workers at night, so as to attract punishers.
Xie Qianqian patted Xiaogua on the shoulder and encouraged: "Accompany me to play this scene well, please drink beer when it's over." ”
The newcomer Xiaogua had no choice but to nod. It is rumored that Xie Qianqian in the team has the title of female devil, and he doesn't dare to offend this eldest sister.
It's just that Xiaogua was very puzzled, and finally couldn't help asking; "Sister Qianqian, it's only eight o'clock now, let's start, isn't it early?"
Xie Qianqian shook his head: "No, because we have to stage it many times in different streets and alleys, how can we do it if we don't start earlier?" ”
Xie Qianqian didn't know when the Punisher would appear, and she wasn't even sure if the Punisher would show up tonight, the only thing she could do was to "have an accident" in a different alley.
Because she remembered clearly that the last time a female reporter had an accident at the entrance of the alley, and the punisher appeared in time, if she was lucky, she would be able to meet the punisher tonight.
"Come on, come on, start now, it's just a few more rehearsals in the morning."
Xie Qianqian asked Xiaogua to retreat to the depths of the alley with her, and then she covered her satchel, stepped on her high heels, and ran to the exit with a panicked face.
"When you run, you look fierce, and take out the dagger prop."
Xie Qianqian did not forget to look back and point out the shortcomings of Xiaogua.
Xiaogua sighed in his heart, and stubbornly put his head on it, there is no way, Xie Qianqian has entered the play like this, if he is not serious, he will be beaten to death by the eldest sister.
When Xie Qianqian ran to the exit of the alley in a panic, he was just caught up by Xiaogua, who pointed at Xie Qianqian with a dagger and grabbed Xie Qianqian's satchel with his other hand.
When Xiaogua did this action, his expression was very stiff, and he was worried that he would be regarded as a real gangster, but fortunately, the lights in the alley were relatively dim, otherwise he would have been exposed.
Xie Qianqian pulled the strap of the satchel and didn't let go, and was thinking about whether to shout for help, when she suddenly caught a glimpse of a white electric car on the street, and the guy in the car happened to find her.
Xie Qianqian quickly moved his gaze back.
Although I wanted to handcuff this scourge, I was now too busy with business to fight the scourge of death.
Just as Xie Qianqian was paying attention to the movements around her, expecting the punisher to fall from the sky and save her "little woman", a beam of white light hit her face.
"Sister Police Flower, what a coincidence."
Qin Tian sat on the electric car and looked at Xie Qianqian with a smile.
Xiaogua froze. What's going on?
This young man riding an electric car seems to be younger than himself, and he dares to call the eldest sister "Sister Police Flower", hasn't he been ravaged by the eldest sister?
Isn't this scientific?
was stunned, and the action of Xiaogua's "robbery" stopped, so the "gangster" who was originally fierce became a stupid boy, and the scene was very interesting.
Qin Tian couldn't help but look at it.
"What a laugh is laughing"
Xie Qianqian didn't have a good air, the old lady hadn't troubled this scourge of death, and this scourge actually came over to see the excitement.
"Okay, don't laugh," Qin Tian said, but he couldn't help laughing, seeing Xie Qianqian glaring at him angrily, Qin Tian smiled: "Don't change my laughter, Sister Police Flower, are you two shooting safety education films for the public, or are you engaging in performance art?" ”
Xie Qianqian was not happy.
Is the effect of acting by himself so poor, and the scourge of death can be seen at a glance?
"I don't have long eyes, my mother was robbed"
Xie Qianqian said hatefully.
"Don't make trouble, just like you, the robbers are stupid, the robbers are the same as the tigresses, I have never seen such a fierce unlucky bastard, if you are really robbed, I estimate that the one who should cry will be the robber."
Xiaogua was so amused by Qin Tian's words that she wanted to laugh, and when she saw the eldest sister's black face, she could only endure it, and she had to endure it very hard.
Xie Qianqian was not happy, and glared at Qin Tiandao: "Who is the tigress?" ”
Your sister, my mother, I'm playing a panicked urban female white-collar worker, okay? Everywhere is acting flustered, where is the toughness?
"I said Sister Police Flower, you act like this, but you can't attract the punisher, okay, you practice slowly, I won't bother." Qin Tian held back a laugh and began to turn around.
Xie Qianqian, a violent police flower, is really persevering enough, and in order to find the idol punisher, he actually came up with such a trick.
But no matter whether Xie Qianqian's acting is realistic or not, if you want to use this trick to lure out the punisher, it's no fun.
"Hmph, how do you know I can't get it?" As he spoke, Xie Qianqian hurriedly changed his words: "No, I did this, and it has nothing to do with the person who brought out the punisher." ”
Qin Tian didn't debunk it, and said with a smile: "Anyway, as long as you know, even if you shout for help all over the street, the real punisher will not show up." ”
Xie Qianqian had an expression of ghost believing you, and said, "You don't want to say it, because you are the punisher, so the punisher will not reappear." ”
As soon as Qin Tian nodded, he was interrupted by Xie Qianqian, "Okay, it's not interesting to brag like this." ”
Qin Tian couldn't help but laugh dumbly, so he had to say: "If you don't believe it, forget it, I'll go first, I wish you a good dream at night, yes, it's best to have a dream that is passionately entangled with the punisher, so that you can recognize who the punisher is." ”
"Passion Your Sister"
Xie Qianqian kicked out of Qin Tian's electric car, eager to kick the scourge of Huahua's death to mine in Africa.
"Sister Police Flower, expose your bottoms, white ones."
Qin Tian drove the electric car out a few meters away, turned around and smiled at Xie Qian.
"Guess wrong, boring"
Xie Qianqian commented, turned back to the stunned little melon and said, "Little melon, come on, let's practice again." ”
Xiaogua said weakly: "Sister Qianqian, we have too many flaws, I'm afraid it won't be effective when we act......"
"Don't listen to that scourge," Xie Qianqian crossed his waist and looked unconvinced, "My aunt still doesn't believe it, the genius idea I came up with myself will be useless." ”
"But woe ...... The young man said, "He is the Punisher." ”
Xiaogua said.
Xie Qianqian hated that iron could not become steel, and said depressedly: "Please, that guy's words can't be trusted even if it's a punctuation mark."
Will the big hero be like that scourge, squinting all day long? It's impossible to think about it
Xiaogua looked at Xie Qianqian in surprise, and Xie Qianqian asked very strangely; "What's wrong again?"
"Sister Qianqian, have you been deceived by that person, otherwise why do you look like you are gritting your teeth when you mention him?
Xiaogua said boldly.
"Am I gnashing my teeth?" Xie Qianqian asked.
"Yes." Xiaogua nodded without hesitation.
"That's right, I'm going to handcuff that scourge and take him to the police station and stuff a dozen of his socks in his mouth."
Xiaogua: "......" eldest sister is really violent, and the young man called the eldest sister "Sister Police Flower" seems to be unlucky.
"Let's go, stop grinding and keep practicing." Xie Qianqian urged.
So from more than eight o'clock to half past eleven in the evening, Xie Qianqian played one place after another, and successively "performed" in twenty different locations, during which Xiaogua was chased by kind passers-by several times, but the result was that he didn't even see the shadow of the punisher.
"That's not right, the punisher is so righteous and courageous, why didn't he act at all, isn't it the right day to choose?"
Xie Qian muttered, and then as if he understood, he said to Xiao Gua, whose clothes were in tatters, "Xiao Gua, let's continue tomorrow." ”
"Big sister, please spare me, I have two parents, I haven't talked about a girlfriend yet, I don't want to be caught and beaten to death as a gangster."
The little melon wept bitterly.
Accompanying Xie Qianqian to make such a farce, the danger factor is too great, it's just that the clothes are torn tonight, and the nose and face will be swollen tomorrow night.
"Then it depends on the situation, let's go, buy you two bottles of beer to suppress the shock, look at you like this, you are less daring than me." Xie Qianqian said with a big grin.
Xiao Guaxin said that the eldest sister is big, how can I compare with your old man, or the young man is right, you are a tigress......
Qin Tian just opened the door when he got home, and the mobile phone in his pocket vibrate.
Picking up the phone and taking a look, Qin Tian found that it was Lin Qingxue calling.
"Qingxue, call me at night, do you finally want to have a tryst with me?"
Qin Tian teased the president of the ice and snow beauty.
Lin Qingxue directly ignored Qin Tian's words and asked, "Guo'er said that you can help her cure her peanut allergy, is it true?" ”
"Of course it is." If Qin Tian was not sure about this kind of thing, he would not easily pack the ticket.
"Like Guo'er and you, I also hope that Guo'er will get rid of allergies, but ......"
"But what?" Qin Tian asked.
"In terms of treatment, does Guo'er need to unwrap her clothes or something?" After a pause, Lin Qingxue finally asked.
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