It's summer and autumn now, yes, but the squad leader asked me at this time whether the weather in Dongshan City is cold or hot, it doesn't make sense, right? Whether it's hot or cold, I've been used to it for more than ten years!

"What, squad leader, are you cold?"

I looked up and down, and the class president was wearing a school uniform like everyone else.

"I'm not cold." Although the squad leader replied, his two arms were wrapped around his body, and he made a gesture of fear of the cold.

A gust of wind mixed with a few fallen leaves, blowing in from the window, made the squad leader's long black hair dance for it, and in an instant it was reminiscent of pure black and cold flames, at this time, the teaching director was very scenic, with a few dogs of the discipline inspection team, along the corridor to check the discipline, the squad leader was worried that he was too close to me, violating the "100 Prohibitions on Intimate Contact between Male and Female Students", and hurriedly turned around and walked away.

In front of me, only the girl's good smell was left, and a banyan leaf that had fallen in advance.

Without any thought or special reason, I quickly copied this fallen leaf in my hand, and my expression and action of wanting to fight, or at least thinking about what to fight against, startled the teaching director.

"It's an exaggeration to grab a leaf!" It was only after the dean of education walked around me for a distance that he dared to vent his dissatisfaction.

Putting aside the teaching director who bullied the weak and was afraid of the hard, even if he was worried about being forced to transfer to Shanghai to study in the third year of junior high school, the class leader did not forget to fulfill his responsibilities.

She's the kind of soldier who fights to Zuihou for a moment.

The penultimate class was a self-study class, and during class, Father-in-law Cao was full of food and sent me a text message with meat jokes, but it was mistakenly sent to Xiaoqin's mobile phone.

Xiaoqin took out her mobile phone strangely and read according to the screen:

"Ami goes to the adult store, and the owner recommends a whistling frog to her......"

"Haha, frogs can only 'croak', where can there be frogs who know how to whistle!"

Halfway through the joke, Qin laughed to herself.

Don't laugh! The "whistling" here is the same as the joke that the black bear tells the hunter to "blow the trumpet", which is very impure black talk! Didn't you see Ami go to an adult product store?

"Look! That's the disadvantage of outdated phones! I said to Xiaoqin, "If it's a new phone, you can install a defense app to block all the unreliable guys in our class!" ”

Unlike my habits, Xiaoqin's mobile phone is not set to vibrate mode most of the time, and the sound of her receiving text messages and laughter later attracted the attention of the students in the classroom.

"Xiaoqin, don't play with your phone even if it's a self-study class."

The squad leader didn't get up from her seat, she looked over through the chameleon and Niu Shili, and said in a tone more like persuasion.

"No...... Don't blame me! It was Grandpa Cao who sent me a yellow joke! ”

Xiaoqin pouted in protest in front of several nearby boys, at this time she read all the text messages, even if she didn't understand the meaning of some words, she knew that this was a text message with unhealthy content.

"What?" Niu Shili, who was sitting on Xiaoqin's right, was shocked and angry, "Father-in-law Cao actually sent a yellow text message to a girl?" He's getting more and more talkative! ”

"Death penalty!" The loudspeaker gave a clean and tidy disposal opinion.

"Cut in half!" PHS is more specific than his gossip partner's opinions.

"Huh? I didn't send pornographic jokes to girls! Father-in-law Cao was quite aggrieved, and when he took out his mobile phone to check the text message records, he shouted badly.

"Master! Master disciple didn't mean it! Gonggong Cao craned his neck and looked at me in the row of zuihou, "The disciple just saw a good joke and wanted to share it with the master!" I didn't expect my hand to shake and make a mistake! Please forgive Master! ”

"Zea" is a common auxiliary word in the ancient texts of the Song and Yuan dynasties, mostly seen in "Water Margin", Lu Xiucai in "Wulin Gaiden" also uses it as a spoken language, and Cao Gonggong sometimes uses ancient and modern texts to enrich his vocabulary.

In Cao's father-in-law's mobile phone book, my remark is "master", and Xiaoqin's remark is "master", and the two numbers are next to each other, so it is understandable that my hands tremble by accident, and I don't think this is a major event.

Originally, this class was a self-study class without a teacher, and the classroom atmosphere was relatively relaxed, and at this time there was an opportunity to publicly judge Cao's father-in-law, so everyone took advantage of the topic to liven up.

"Grandpa Cao is so boring! And he is still doing such a tasteless and outdated thing as sending pornographic jokes by text message! ”

"Don't blame Grandpa Cao, didn't you listen to him? He originally wanted to send a text message to his master Ye Lin! I'm afraid that Ye Lin is particularly fond of collecting yellow jokes, and tells his apprentices to send them to himself as soon as they find new jokes......"

"Nonsense!" I tapped it on my desk with an oil pen and retorted, "I don't have a habit of collecting yellow jokes!" And this paragraph about what kind of frog adult products sent by Grandpa Cao is not new at all! I watched it years ago! ”

As soon as these words came out, the classroom was silent for a long time, and then someone whispered:

"And said that there is no habit of collecting yellow jokes? Gonggong Cao felt that it was a very new yellow joke, Ye Lin had seen it a few years ago...... This shows that Ye Lin is several years ahead of Gonggong Cao on the road of lust! ”

"Isn't it! A few years ago, Ye Lin was still in elementary school, right? When I was in elementary school, I regarded collecting yellow jokes as a lifelong volunteer......"

Whose lifelong wish is to collect pornographic jokes! I said that the frog joke was seen years ago, and it was an exaggerated figure of speech! It doesn't mean that when I was in elementary school, I stood on Mount Everest in the yellow paragraph and looked at the heroes!

Father-in-law Cao mistakenly sent a yellow joke to Xiaoqin, and he left class before he finished solving it, and because it was not a very serious matter, the classmates didn't pay much attention to it.

Only the class leader did not give up on Gonggong Cao, and asked him to write a review book, which was signed by the parents and then handed over to the head teacher, Teacher Yu.

"Squad leader! Be merciful and merciful to me. Father-in-law Cao begged with a bitter face, "I really didn't mean it!" It's a hand error! It's a mistake! ”

"Humph!" The big horn next to him raised his chubby right hand, "If you are willing to eat my 'Great Compassion Palm', I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!" ”

Pooh also ran over to join in the fun: "If you are willing to eat my 'great mercy foot', I will also forgive you on behalf of the squad leader!" ”

The squad leader is probably in a bad mood, she looked at the big horn on the left and Pooh on the right, and then clasped her hands to her chest, looking down at Cao Gonggong, who nodded and said:

"If you don't want to write a review, as long as you can stand the great mercy and great compassion, I will forgive you with great compassion!"

This sentence made the big horn and Pooh laugh along.

"You girls are too much!" Gonggong Cao said with a sad face, "Is it still merciful to cripple me?" Hurry up and return the great compassion to Guanyin Bodhisattva! ”

"Huh? is worthy of Ye Lin's apprentice! Pooh gave a thumbs up and praised, "The ability to complain has increased!" ”

"Is it that hard to write a review?" The squad leader returned to a serious expression.

"It's no problem to write a review book, it's a big deal to ...... Baidu," Cao Gonggong muttered, "The main thing is that parents can't sign it!" My dad went to Dongguan a few days ago to discuss business, and was inexplicably invited to tea by the Public Security Bureau! Definitely a witch hunt ......"

Persecute your sister! Director Cao was definitely defeated by Dongguan's anti-pornography storm! Haven't released it yet, have you? Are you still waiting for your relatives and friends to take the money to ransom people? No wonder Director Cao told me a few days ago that he wanted to shoot the sister chapter of "Bloody Battle in Jinling", with Jinling Evil Young as the protagonist, telling the story that he and his dog had to tell (sponsored by fanatical dog fans), but there was no follow-up - it turned out that he was arrested by the anti-pornography brigade again!

"Squad leader, don't force me to write a review, if you let me go, I'll give you something good......"

As he spoke, Gonggong Cao reached into his pocket.

Huh? Blatantly bribing class cadres! And the object is still a squad leader who is known for his clean sleeves and iron-faced selflessness? Grandpa Cao, your IQ is fine! I don't remember taking on such a stupid apprentice!

"What is it?" The big horn and Pooh, who stood on both sides of the squad leader like the dynasty Mahan, were very curious about what Gonggong Cao was going to take out to bribe, and the two of them said in unison: "If it is a delicious snack, I will forgive you on behalf of the squad leader......"

Halfway through the conversation, the two glanced at each other, and static electricity and sparks sparked where their eyes met.

"The snacks are mine! He couldn't fit much in that pocket, and at most he had one snack! So I have to eat! ”

Pooh yelled at the loudspeaker like a giant bear.

At this time, Big Horn and Pooh have changed from the dynasty Mahan who loves each other next to Lord Bao to the-for-tat Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang, the two of them grabbed each other's palms and began to quarrel and wrestle.

"Give it to me! You are not qualified to represent the class leader! ”

"You're not qualified to represent the class leader! Don't take the sports committee as an improper cadre! I'm also a sports commissioner! ”

"Hmph, what's so great about the sports commissioner? I'm the food committee member of our class! Even if it's a gamble on my dignity as a food commissioner, I'm going to grab the snacks! ”

"What kind of food committee do we have in our class? You're an obese commissioner at most! ”

"I'm the Obesity Committee and the Food Committee!" The loudspeaker has never felt inferior because of his weight, "Do you understand that these two committee members are not separated!" ”

As a result, these two foodies had a super humiliating war because of the (imaginary) uneven distribution of spoils.

Fortunately, Zhuang Ni didn't come to class today, otherwise she would have hated this shijie even more when she saw her kindergarten friend loudspeaker, who had already called himself "Fat Commissioner" in order to grab food.

"I don't know if it's a sweet!" Xiao Qin also put her finger to her lips with interest.

As a result, what Father-in-law Cao took out of his pocket was nothing more than his own mobile phone, which disappointed the girls.

"Death penalty!" In the eyes of the big horn, Grandpa Cao's life is worth a bag of snacks.

"The car cracks!" Pooh, who was disappointed, also gave a cruel disposition.

"Ling Chi ......" The restless squad leader was almost taken to the ditch by the loudspeaker and Pooh, and after accidentally saying a torture name, the squad leader changed his words:

"What are you doing with your phone?"

"Squad leader! Wechen has a small gift! Smile at all hopes! Grandpa Cao handed over the phone on his knees, and the lit phone screen was running an application, which seemed to be used as a chat font for beautification.

The squad leader was not in a good mood, but when she saw what was going on with the app, her eyes lit up.