Chapter Ninety-Nine: Pretending to be a big one
I have been moved by Lin Yunfei's IQ, he simply has a hole in his head.
I admired him at first, but now it seems that he really can't catch any more.
Although the Audi car can attract ordinary girls, and the ordinary girls in our class are not aware of his intentions, but what a beautiful woman she is, she can see through it at a glance.
I saw the beautiful woman turn away, and she didn't bother to look. Lin Yunfei was still there, talking to his friends in the car for a while before coming back with the money.
Most of the classmates are still ordinary people and haven't seen through his tricks, but some rich classmates have rolled their eyes and are too lazy to look at him, and it is estimated that their impression has plummeted.
I sighed in my heart, how could Lao Tzu meet this brain-dead, and he had to be in the same class as him, it was so painful.
Take the card and walk back and hand it to the beauty, forget it, let him pretend, I'll go back and watch him pretend quietly.
He paid and ran over, and the group could finally go. I went straight to the rental room, and they all had to go back to school.
Ben came to this time and there was nothing to do, and everyone went back to sleep.
But Lin Yunfei was a little cheap, and said to me: "You classmate really doesn't give face, if you want to be rich, you have to slap me in the face." ”
His tone was full of ridicule, which could both hit me and make himself appear humorous.
Some students laughed, others were embarrassed. I have a black face, big brother, I have put up with you for a long time, don't force me.
I scolded secretly, I can bear this matter, shrugged my shoulders and said goodbye.
But that beautiful woman was upset for me, and said, "It's my card, didn't he tell you?" Why are you so stingy? ”
As soon as she spoke, the whole scene was quiet, and a group of people were surprised, the autumn wind rustled, and the scene became more and more embarrassing.
I can't stand it anymore, what kind of bullshit college life is this, I have to suffocate.
Hurriedly said: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm leaving, bye-bye." ”
Raising his feet and leaving, Lin Yunfei's face turned red and white, and suddenly shouted: "He didn't say it was your card, he said it was his own, he really knew how to pretend." ”
I stopped walking, and my face was completely cold, my uncle, Lao Tzu told you clearly, it's the card of the class flower, why do you have to toss me?
I turned my head to look at him, he was not false at all, and reprimanded me in public: "Don't pretend if you don't have money, take someone else's card and pretend to be your own, do you want to be shameless?" ”
The beautiful woman frowned and looked at me, also suspicious.
All the students in the class looked at me with strange expressions, and many of them were very disdainful.
I re-read my freshman year and really fell into blood mold, two years earlier, Lao Tzu stabbed this bastard to death with one knife!
If you don't go, I can't swallow this breath, I stared at Lin Yunfei and said, "What the are you pretending to be?" A broken Audi has to show off, a special Audi A4, 300,000 don't need it, modern cars have 280,000, your car is a few tires more expensive than Sonata, what is there to install? ”
Everyone was stunned, Lin Yunfei's face was pale, and he was so angry that he trembled when I exposed the pretending method.
Then he also let it go: "I'll fuck your grandma, you say that you have the same as an Audi A4, you are a hater of the rich, and you say that I am pretending to be forced, what are you?" Poor mountains and bad waters come out of the people, you wild dog from the ravine? ”
He barked at me like a dog, and everyone didn't dare to interject and moved back. Many students in the neighborhood also gathered around, and it looked lively.
To be honest, I haven't been so angry in many years, I've not been a big brother for many years, and now I actually asked a fool to poke my back, so angry that I called a hate.
Lin Yunfei saw that I was silent for the time being, and became even more arrogant, and commented on me: "Look at you, what kind of dress, dressed in street goods, more than two hundred yuan?" Especially these shoes, pull back shoes, so awesome. ”
I'm going crazy, no, I have to hold back, I'm crazy and I'm going to beat myself, he's going to be beaten to death by me, and the school will kick me out.
took a deep breath and smiled slightly: "What's wrong with the pull-back shoes?" Can't I wear it? ”
He sneered: "Of course you can wear it, but if you don't have money, you can wear it." It's just uncomfortable to wear, I usually only wear Berluti shoes, have you heard of this brand? The pair on my feet, six thousand five, is already cheap. ”
He paced, everyone looked at his shoes, and someone in the crowd secretly cursed: "Pretending to be your mother, it's amazing." ”
These words made me laugh, Lin Yunfei's old face darkened, staring around and scolding: "Who is talking?" There's a kind of standing up! ”
It was quiet again, and no one dared to stand up.
I'm calming down, what am I arguing with this idiot? In terms of pretending, who else can beat me?
I just need to pretend to be a technical force.
I pointed at him: "You wait here, Lao Tzu goes to change his shoes." ”
He laughed, and some of the people around him were snickering, as if they were laughing at me for being mentally retarded.
I ignored it and went to the rented room. The group of people all stood there and watched me, waiting for the excitement.
I ran to the rental room and opened Liu Ziling's door directly. She wasn't live streaming, she was watching a movie.
I gasped for breath, and she was surprised: "What's wrong?" ”
I rubbed my hands together and smiled: "I'll go home, my dad will find me and lend me your car." ”
She didn't refuse, and then took out her Porsche's car keys and gave them to me: "Are you coming back tonight?" ”
I said back, soon.
took the key and rushed away, Liu Ziling chased me out to see me, looking thoughtful.
I changed into slippers at the door, then went downstairs to drive Liu Ziling's Porsche to the back door.
Although she is not the most expensive Porsche, it is already a million-level car, and it is the kind of luxury car that will be stared at when you drive on the street.
I drove to the back door, where a large crowd was waiting for me, surprised to see a Porsche coming, and they all got out of the way.
I parked the Porsche, drove out, clicked my slippers on the ground a few times, twisted my neck and scanned the stunned crowd around me, and explained: "My shoes are called Gollum Smecta, more than 10,000 pairs, warm in winter and cool in summer, anti-odor and moisture-proof, are you convinced?" ”
looked at Lin Yunfei, who was stunned, where would he look at my slippers, only staring at Porsche, his face was pale.
I walked over with my hands in my hands: "Are you convinced?" ”
He was also startled by me and moved back, his face dark. The crowd of onlookers was dumbfounded, and then some people applauded: "Local tyrants, awesome!" ”
The scene was lively again, I sighed twice, walked back to Porsche, and bent down to take out Liu Ziling's sunglasses.
Then put on sunglasses, lifted his trousers, and lectured Lin Yunfei: "You, don't keep thinking about pretending to be a big man, and then criticize me, I want to tell you, I have experienced a hundred battles, I have seen a lot, which pretending to be a dog I haven't seen?" You, after all, tooyoung, you have to improve your posture level more, don't pretend to be forced when you buy an Audi. In our Sichuan dialect, you are a Ha Ma Pi, do you know it? ”
Lin Yunfei's lips turned white, and his head hung down.
I saw that it was almost there, got into the Porsche, and drove away to the gaze of a crowd of people.
This time I was refreshed, sure enough, my shoes were amazing, and Lin Yunfei's shoes were still too cheap.
whistling and driving the car under the rented house, he opened the door and saw Liu Ziling standing aside eating ice cream.
I was stunned, did she come down for supper?
I said what ice cream to eat on a big night? Beware of stomach aches. She seemed to be smiling, and my heart was empty, and I coughed: "Go up." ”
Liu Ziling still seemed to be smiling, licked the ice cream and quipped: "It's very interesting, Yin Blowing Siting." ”
What am I talking about?
She shook her head with emotion: "You force me to give 103 points, a little more tolerance, a little more understanding, and a little more sister's love for you." ”
I immediately laughed dryly, this guy saw me pretending to be forced? This was very fucking embarrassing, and quickly explained: "I was forced, and I rarely pretend to be forced." ”
She giggled and came over to pinch my chin, "Open your mouth." ”
I was stunned, and she stuffed the ice cream in: "This is my sister's love for you, eat it." ”
, I don't know how many times she licked this ice cream, Nima stuffed my mouth.
This little goblin wanted to have fun again, I hurriedly spit it out, and the corners of her mouth hooked: "Are you disgusted with my saliva?" ”
I burst into tears, paralyzed, and ate ice cream. Liu Ziling clapped her hands and smiled: "It's really interesting, you have to pretend to be diligent in the future, and my sister will continue to give you love." ”
I followed her and watched her big white legs and ass twist and twist, it was so sexy.
She's in a high mood at this time, this guy is a bit perverted, and he's very happy when he finds fun, like now.
I rolled my eyes and saw that she was hi and I was sassy, so I could take advantage of it at this time. Hurriedly leaned over and smiled: "Good sister, I want to eat grandma'......"
Before the words fell, she kicked over, and a smile bloomed on her face: "Little brother, you are too much." ”
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