Your Majesty.

Li Xiaoxing didn't know when Wan Sui had such a riotous nickname.

The company is an open layout, and the president's office is a one-way transparent glass, which is convenient for monitoring?

The beautiful secretary politely invited Li Xiaoxing in.

Li Xiaoxing felt murderous from her.

Another ignorant woman who was blinded by Wan Sui's appearance.

Wan Sui wore a casual suit, Li Xiaoxing looked around, and found Kong Wusen's male god behind a desk, the male god was wearing popular round silver-rimmed glasses, looking intently at the computer, the neckline was open, the collarbone was in a beautiful shape, and the cuffs were pulled up, revealing a white wrist, absolutely this is. Li Xiaoxing was excited, and couldn't help but be happy for them when he thought that this flower was about to be inserted in Brother Kong's delicate vase.

This subtle action did not escape Wan Sui's eyes, and followed Li Xiaoxing's gaze - Chen Bapt? She's looking at Chen Bapt?

Li Xiaoxing thought that he was doing secret, but he didn't expect to be seen clearly by Wan Sui, and in an instant, Wan Sui's expression changed.

However, the moment Li Xiaoxing turned around, he slowly closed the folder and pretended to look at her just now, "Why did you come here at this time?" ”

Li Xiaoxing had made a draft on the bus on the way here, and if Wan Sui asked her why she knew about his business, Li Xiaoxing said coldly that although Wan Sui was unkind and unjust, she would still occasionally pay attention to his life in line with the friendship she had when she was a teenager. Or talk about him in a more casual way and he's quite famous at school, and you don't want to know it.

But people are not as good as heaven, Wan Sui didn't plan to ask her at all, did Wan Sui think that Li Xiaoxing took it for granted that he opened a studio?

Li Xiaoxing coughed, consciously pulled a chair and sat down, a little uncomfortable and a little gossipy: "That Chen Baptist, a sister in my dormitory has taken a fancy to him, and she knelt down and asked me to inquire about the situation." ”

After listening to Wan Sui, his mood suddenly improved.

He asked coldly, "Your roommate, knowing your relationship with me, you said that you and I are childhood sweethearts?" ”

"It's not me who said it, it's Mr. Xun who thinks without permission, he asked me what my relationship is with you, I can't say it's your sister, right?" Li Xiaoxing said the truth, but looking at Wan Sui's proud appearance, he knew that he didn't believe it at all, why did this baby always have a kind of honey confidence that he had an unusual status in her Li Xiangqian's heart, could it be the Duck effect? Saying that he is proficient in Eastern and Western musical instruments may actually be just a wind instrument storehouse, and saying that he is proficient in the use of PS, ai, and 3D modeling may actually take three minutes to cut out a picture. But Li Xiaoxing came this time to ask for help, so he had to swallow it, and he almost suffered internal injuries.

"Then you can tell me, I'll turn on a tape recorder later."

Just when Li Xiaoxing lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone, Wan Sui said maliciously: "Oh, but why should I tell you? ”

Li Xiaoxing raised his head stiffly, "What, aren't we childhood sweethearts?" ”

Wan Sui held the pen in his hand, and his chin was slightly raised, "Heh." "When?

is worthy of being born in a delivery room, this tacit understanding is really amazing.

Fake, all fake. Li Xiaoxing was heartbroken, Wan Sui had just joined the capitalist camp, and he thought that he still had the spirit of socialism in his heart, even if it was only a superficial effort, but even this superficial effort Wan Sui disdained to do it, and only everyone was left for me. He has become a capitalist through and through, and everything has to be measured in money. It's really cunning, and it grabbed her pulse at once.

Thinking that there are less than 200 yuan left in his wallet this month, Li Xiaoxing suddenly has a kind of pride that he is willing to dare to pull the emperor off the horse, and the matter of only 200 yuan is about 200 yuan, and when he has no money, he will rely on Mr. Xun to support him, and Mr. Xun can even live with 50 yuan left in a week at the end of the month, and he definitely doesn't mind sharing half of her and teaching the poor dick campus survival Dafa by the way.

Wan Sui looked at her, she also looked at Wan Sui, and no one spoke first.

The upper body remained motionless, Li Xiaoxing quickly typed with one hand blindly under the desk with his left hand, and sent a text message to Mr. Xun: [Wan Sui was possessed by Grande and refused to hand over Chen Bapt's information easily. 】

Over there, Mr. Xun and Brother Kong are fighting for their mobile phones, and the two of them are fighting and don't forget to help Li Xiaoxing answer: [I can take out fifteen yuan, and Brother Kong will take out the rest, she said that it is at most six hundred, is there more. 】

Li Xiaoxing: [Most of the friends of the poor dick are also poor dicks, and people are divided into groups, what if Wan Sui makes improper demands on me? ] 】

Mr. Xun almost replied in seconds: [Come on, otherwise you don't know when you will have to wait until you sleep with a man of that level in the rest of your life. 】

Li Xiaoxing pondered how to reply, whether to strongly oppose them to look down on their own market or pretend to be coquettish and agreed, just when she didn't know what to reply, Wan Sui reached under the table and snatched the phone lightly, Li Xiaoxing's reflex arc was relatively long, and when she jumped up and snatched the phone back, Wan Sui had already finished reading those lines, especially the words related to sleep.

The expression is weird, and the mood is happy.

"Let's have a meal together at noon and call Chen Bapt." Wan Sui said.

Li Xiaoxing glanced at Chen Bapt, who was working seriously outside and unconsciously, and a little guilt rose in his heart, "Don't ask his opinion?" ”

Wan Sui pressed a few numbers and said into the microphone, "We had dinner together at noon, and a girl introduced you to you." ”

Wan Sui said quickly, Li Xiaoxing saw Chen Xian's lips slightly open, a look of surprise, Li Xiaoxing preconceived that Chen Xian's appearance and personality like folk guitar are also a young man of literature and art, but after getting to know him, he found that he is still a science and engineering man inside, that's right, in the design department where are rampant, the product design major is a science and engineering department with an art discipline, learning software engineering and computer science, and getting an art degree. Sandwiched between a group of people who study advertising and those who study clothing, except for some aesthetic public classes to take together, they are simply not creatures of the same world. It can be called the first hard work major of F University, and the only advantage is that they can enjoy the rich and exquisite resources of the design department and the beautiful girls of the two half-brothers.

What kind of school you go to can determine where you play games in the four years of college, and what major you study can determine the quality of the game, 40 degrees in the summer in the eight-person room without air conditioning, smell the armpit smell of the bunk brothers, pile up at least a month's worth of cans and wine bottles, the most terrible thing is that the water in the public toilet has been out of water for more than two days, and the bottom line of people who are anxious goes from a clean pit to a pit that is not too full and then to a pit that will not stick to anything when squatting, and the lower limit goes all the way down, which is simply a survival nightmare.

Compare the design department with a maximum of two people in a room, the beds are all small double beds, the necessary bathroom air conditioning, allow you to bring your own high-power electrical appliances, how big the difference is, you must know that the Qing Dynasty is so dead. Ordinary dormitories even have to use a milk pot in a small book by the dormitory management department, and there is a dormitory that is not allowed to use electrical appliances because of the use of high-power electrical appliances, so everyone is not allowed to use electrical appliances, according to this statement, all planes are forbidden to set sail.

Li Xiaoxing's mind was hot, her face was as immobile as a mountain, she didn't expect that her twenty-year-old girl would sit in the restaurant to close the blind date for her friends, life is really a big drama.

"Your lunch, please use it slowly." The waiter said.

The afternoon sun shines on the goose-yellow tablecloth, the delicate Nordic white porcelain is printed with pale cyan oracle bone inscriptions, Li Xiaoxing on both sides of the rattan chair is next to Wan Sui, Chen Xian occasionally looks down at his mobile phone, occasionally looks up and smiles and says a few words about work problems, and from time to time he uses his spare light to quickly glance at Li Xiaoxing.

The little eyes are quite shy.

Li Xiaoxing's IQ is second only to Einstein when speculating on other people's feelings, but when it comes to his own feelings, his EQ is only higher than Sheldon's, Chen Xi shouldn't think of the "girl introduced" in Wan Sui's mouth as her, right? If she thinks about it in the future, she will definitely want to hit the wall, Li Xiaoxing is not good to speak first, and gesture to Wan Sui with his eyes, with Wan Sui's IQ, he will definitely be able to understand her hints, after all, they have known each other since the cradle.

But who would have thought that the friendship in infancy had already been broken with weaning, Wan Sui, a cold-blooded and ruthless capitalist, didn't mean to explain it to her at all, and pretended to put three milk beans into the coffee, and he just threw two into it, sweet and don't kill you!

Li Xiaoxing slowly took out his mobile phone and pushed it in front of Chen Yan, called up Brother Kong's beautiful photos, and said, "My roommate wants to know you." ”

Chen Xi looked at Li Xiaoxing and then looked at the photo, and understood that the girl Wan Sui said was not the one in front of him, he frowned, and looked a little serious, "I think it's better to do this kind of thing by myself." ”

It's rare to see such a principled little brother. Li Xiaoxing squinted his eyes and took the phone back, Chen Yan breathed a sigh of relief, in fact, he was nervous, no matter how loud his heartbeat was, others could hear it, he had a problem, the more nervous he was, the more serious his expression was, the more terrifying his momentum became, and he was often misunderstood and angry. Chen Bapt's little problem Wan Sui knew that this child was a little afraid of society, and he couldn't see it from the outside, he glanced at Li Xiaoxing, who was five big and three thick, with a pretentious and kind smile on his face, and he couldn't tell how crazy he was in his heart.

Li Xiaoxing's brain swiped the screen full of hehe, some words sound very reasonable but it makes people unhappy, she thinks she is not a reasonable and understanding good girl, so she directly dialed Kong Wusen, this girl estimated that she was excited for a night yesterday, until she saw Li Xiaoxing get in the car and then rolled to the classroom to sleep, and I didn't expect Li Xiaoxing to open the amplification, in line with the domineering spirit of sitting in the rear of the ladder classroom, the voice was not lowered, the timbre was very domineering, and she didn't care about the mood of the eighty substitute teacher on the podium ten meters away, and slid directly against the wall from the card seat, By the way, he stretched his long legs of one meter and eight meters, and he had a modern sense of pretending to be a yuppie, "It's done so quickly, you have this ability and are still single for so many years, many people suspect that you are oriented, I have no prejudice against lace edges!" As long as it's not me, I can help you hold her thighs. ”

Li Xiaoxing's hypocritical smirk was almost unbearable, she pressed the upper half of her face, the corners of her mouth twitched, why did she have to open the amplification, last night he asked her to pretend to be a sexy and handsome girl, at least she had to have a sexy brain, now it's okay, everything is exposed.

Glancing at Chen Xian through his fingers, very good, he was still sitting honestly and didn't move, Li Xiaoxing breathed a sigh of relief, although most of the time it was no drama if she hadn't met, she was in a very vicissitudes of mood now, so she wanted to find a place to take a fruit-flavored e-cigarette with zero nicotine concentration, "Chen Xian wants to see you." ”

Six words, the lethality is huge.

Chen Bapt: He seems to have said so, but it's not right. But he couldn't say what was wrong, so he had to look at his boss for help, Wan Sui was still stirring coffee on the ground, throwing a milk bean into it from time to time, and a good cup of coffee was about to turn into milk paste.

For Kong Wusen, these six words are like a bolt from the blue, Li Xiaoxing and others even have to transport takeaways from the window to the basket of flowers, this time it is so efficient, it is really a sister who is a blood alliance, and there is no afterlife in this life! Her eyes were hot, and if she hadn't been in public, she would have almost hugged Li Xiaoxing and cried. She looked at Xun Buqun, although she couldn't hug her lifelong best friend, this backup is okay. Unfortunately, I couldn't sleep more than ever, there were a few drops of liquid dripping on the wood-colored table, and the sphincter was very relaxed and let out a fart.

It didn't make a sound, only Kong Wusen could hear it.

The old man said that the fart doesn't stink.

Those who say this must have experienced it profoundly.

So within a few seconds, the students within a radius of two meters covered their noses and looked back in disgust, "Who put it, it stinks!" ”

Kong Wusen turned his heart sideways, looked at the boy as if he was dead, and said lightly: "I." ”

When the boy saw that it was the big guy, he immediately shrank back, the big guy deserved to be the big guy, and he was so calm when he was embarrassed.

The incident happened suddenly, Kong Wusen forgot that the phone had not hung up, Li Xiaoxing had a good heart and did not turn off the amplification, Li Xiaoxing wanted to smoke himself to death, but before that, he had to pump Kong Wusen to death, but in terms of her force value, eighty percent of them could not do this. However, with Chen Bapt's accusatory gaze and Wan Sui's eyes watching the show, she really couldn't deliberately turn off the amplification.

Kong Wusen took on the crime of finding the sphincter, and looked forward to the fact that the current students would not even take out this little thing and say it, but who knew that the university was not a place where even big things were things, and there had to be a meeting to clean up the classroom, and the senior sister had to ask the class president or the person in charge to call the person who did not fill out the form to the club office to fill out the form.

This happened to Li Xiaoxing, she was the one who was called, Li Xiangqian didn't know anything at first, and thought it was an important form, only to find out that it was a private survey form made by a woman in the third year, she was nameless at the time, and it exploded directly, and at that time the form was slapped on the woman's face, your fart is bigger than the sky, right, let the old lady go half of the campus to fill in the questionnaire of your meow, and really take the student union as the White House! The White House can't do anything to let the citizens who didn't fill in [how many exercises do you do a week] crawl out of the bed at nine o'clock in the evening and wear half of Washington to fill out the form, you break the form is so important, the young lady can die by filling it out alone, right? Then why don't you ask me to fill it out yourself! Burn the pen!

Li Xiaoxing retold it like this, and she felt that the word "pen" made her speak with righteousness and awe-inspiring, which completely expressed the disdain and irony of the proletariat for the stinky old nine who had entered the proletariat.

Li Xiaoxing's great achievements are not mentioned for the time being, Kong Wusen's touching IQ finally sensed that something was wrong, "Go forward, why don't you speak?" Mr. Xun fell asleep, and I had to take the blame for her sphincter. ”

She can only say it! Li Xiaoxing covered the microphone and evoked a decent smirk, "Our Sen Sen is such a pure and unpretentious good girl." ”

If it's true if it's not pretentious, it's not necessarily pure.

Looking at Chen Yan's smirk that was the same as her, Li Xiaoxing felt that Brother Kong's love path was slim, and he couldn't see hope.