Chapter 100: Stinky Tofu

Belch!

When Ye Chen heard this, he was stunned in place, he didn't expect Nezha to react so much, and hurriedly explained.

"Third prince, you misunderstood, this is stinky tofu, which is even more delicious than Shih Tzu tofu, and it is the most delicious fairy food in this world!"

"Really, are you sure you didn't lie to Prince Ben, this thing stinks like, can it be delicious?"

Nezha obviously didn't quite believe it yet.

Ye Chen has no black line on his face, your sister's mouthful of shit, don't you see that Lao Tzu is still eating?

"I've tried it, it's definitely a fairy delicacy!"

In the fairy world, looking at the stinky tofu in his hand, Nezha looked entangled, this thing is too stinky, can it really be delicious?

But after all, he still couldn't resist the temptation of food, so he carefully picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, believing that Daozu would not deceive him.

Sure enough, when the stinky tofu was in his mouth, the hot energy constantly stimulated his tongue and made his eyes widen.

"Wori, it tastes so good, and it doesn't stink!"

Nezha is immersed in the delicious taste of stinky tofu and can't extricate himself!

Soon, half of the stinky tofu in the box was gone.

Just as Nezha was about to continue eating, the door suddenly opened.

Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, walked in, and after smelling the stench, his brows furrowed.

"Nezha, you don't and pull on your pants, why do you stink so much!"

However, when he saw the things in Nezha's hand, his face was shocked.

"Nezha, you're actually eating?"

Poof!

As soon as these words came out, Nezha directly squirted out the stinky tofu he had eaten.

"Father, what you said is too ugly, this is a fairy food in the fairy world, it was given to me by the Beginningless Dao Ancestor, don't look at it smells very stinky, but it tastes more delicious than the jade dew of the Queen Mother!"

Nezha said excitedly.

"Is it really as exaggerated as you say?" Li Jing obviously didn't believe it.

"Naturally!" Nezha said this, and kept putting stinky tofu in his mouth.

"Hey, I miss my dignified Tota Heavenly King, but I didn't expect to give birth to a son, and I was actually tricked into eating, why do I eat so deliciously?"

Li Jing covered his cheeks and spoke sadly.

In his heart, he gritted his teeth with hatred for the beginningless Dao Ancestor.

Poof!

At this moment, Ye Chen and Tianbao Fox were rushing to the Ancient Holy Gate, and suddenly yawned, which made him extremely depressed.

"His grandmother is a bear, who is scolding me?"

He touched his nose depressedly and continued to walk in the direction of the Ancient Holy Gate.

"Father, can you stop the word before your son eats noodles?"

Nezha said depressedly.

Even if this stinky tofu is delicious, some people have been saying that you are eating, and it is estimated that you will not be able to eat it.

"You're going to throw that thing away, it's going to make the whole palace smoky, be careful that I hit you!"

Li Jing was obviously a little dissatisfied.

"Father, why don't you try a piece, and after you eat it, you will be full of praise!"

Nezha held the stinky tofu and came to Li Jing's side.

"Just kidding, I'm going to eat this-like thing like you?" Li Jing laughed.

At this time, Nezha seized the opportunity and threw the stinky tofu directly into Li Jing's mouth.

Squeak!

The smile on Li Jing's face suddenly froze, his face widened, and the blue tendons on his forehead were rising, obviously this was an exposed expression.

Seeing this, Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and held a fire-tipped gun in his hand, looking like he was going to fight.

"Rebel, is it possible that you still want to do something with me?"

Li Jing roared indistinctly.

Suddenly, he couldn't help but chew on the stinky tofu, which seemed to taste good!

"Nezha, what's this thing called?"

Li Jing asked with interest.

"Stinky tofu, it tastes good, right?"

Nezha said with a smug face.

"It was too fast just now, I didn't taste it, bring me another piece!"

Li Jing's eyes lit up.

"Hmph, if you want to eat it, just say it, you haven't tasted it yet, who are you fooling!"

Nezha opened his mouth very disdainfully and gave Li Jing a piece directly.

"It's delicious, it's so delicious!"

This thing that looks like, Li Jing ate it with relish, and finally even drank the soup.

Seeing this, Nezha next to him was dripping blood in his heart.

Sister, his father didn't come early, he didn't come late, he came when he ate delicious, but after eating his own things, he always had to pay something.

"Father, the child already knows that he is wrong, do you think he can let me out?"

Nezha said with a flattering face.

The mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of people are short, Li Jing is extremely depressed!

His own son really made himself uneasy, and went to the East China Sea to slaughter a few evil dragons in three days, and directly returned the old dragon king to sue the Jade Emperor, saying that he was not strict in discipline.

This made Li Jing extremely depressed!

"Dad, the child is also a little dragon slayer, and he hasn't been to slay the dragon for two months, which makes the child a little hungry and thirsty!"

"Shut up, you still dare to tell me this, believe it or not, I will make you unable to go out for a year?"

Li Jing's eyes widened, and he scolded angrily.

"The child understands that he will not slay dragons in the future!"

Nezha hurriedly apologized.

When he left the palace, a wicked smile rose on his lips.

"Damn, you old dragon king, you dare to provoke this prince, Lao Tzu let you understand what it means to be a little dragon slayer!"

Looking at the ups and downs of the mountain in front of him, the aura inside was incomparably abundant, and Ye Chen's eyes were faced.

"It's worthy of the Ancient Holy Gate, it's really outstanding enough!"

Ye Chen sighed a few words, and went towards the mountain gate.

Here, many people come here to burn incense and worship the Buddha, and Ye Chen's arrival will not attract too much attention.

"Boss, what are you doing in this place?"

Tianbao Fox couldn't help but ask.

"Why, there is so much aura here, you don't like it?" Ye Chen was stunned.

"Like a fart, there are prohibitions everywhere here, I'm afraid I can kill if I'm not careful!"

Tianbao Fox said unpleasantly.

Ye Chen was shocked, fortunately he brought the Tianbao Fox, otherwise if he wandered around, he would have to lose his life.

Looking at the mountain gate of the ancient holy gate, Ye Chen thought to himself in his heart.

So where is the Kongtong seal? Meng Po only told him in the Ancient Holy Gate, but the specific location, he didn't know, he would not walk in front of the door master, let others lend the treasure of the Zhenzong to himself!

I'm afraid that at that time, others will directly slap him to death!

Ye Chen was about to go in, but was stopped by two Taoist priests.

"Donor, now that the sect has been closed, please come back tomorrow!"

Is this closing?

Ye Chen was extremely depressed.

"Brother, did you come to this ancient holy gate to tell fortunes?"

Suddenly, a man dressed as a Taoist priest spoke.

"It's not!" Ye Chen shook his head.

"Donor, don't lie to me, Poor Dao sees that your Yin Hall is black, there must be something unpleasant, but you came to this ancient holy gate to tell fortunes in the wrong place!"

The Taoist priest said seriously.

"What do you mean by that?"

Ye Chen asked.

"This ancient holy gate is all vain people, and those so-called heavenly masters are all blown out, and they are not worth mentioning at all!"

"That's it!"

Ye Chen was a little interested.

"I don't think it's better for Poor Dao to give you a hexagram?"

The Taoist priest finally stated his purpose.

The people next to him laughed when they saw this scene.

"This Taoist priest has run out to deceive people again!"

"Then thank you!"

Ye Chen nodded, anyway, he couldn't enter the Ancient Holy Gate, just to see what kind of ability he was capable of.

I followed the Taoist priest and came to a hotel.

"Boss, it's still the original recipe for poor Dao to prepare!"

When the two came to the room, the Taoist priest saw that Ye Chen's eyebrows were clear and beautiful, and a trace of joy flashed in the depths of his eyes.

"Donor, take out your hand and show it to Poor Dao!"

Ye Chen stretched out his hand carelessly, but found that the old Taoist priest touched his hand, turning it over and over, and looked intoxicated, which suddenly made Ye Chen feel nauseous.

Vozhi, this old thing can't be a glass!

the ass!

Thinking of this, Ye Chen was frightened and hurriedly took his hand back.

"Dao Chief, I don't know if you see something?"

Ye Chen asked.

"Ahem, the donor has been in some trouble recently, but your relationship is relatively smooth, and you will definitely get true love in the near future!"

After saying this, he walked up to Ye Chen and did something that made Ye Chen stunned.

"Grass mud horse, what are you going to do?"

Seeing the Taoist priest's hand touching his chest, Ye Chen grabbed his wrist and scolded angrily.

"Little brother, don't be nervous, take off your clothes first, let Poor Dao take a look at your career line, and keep you in good faith!"

The Taoist priest squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

"You are paralyzed in the career line, Lao Tzu is a man, where did the career line come from!"

Ye Chen's face was black.

"This is the difference, if a man's career line is good, then the future is unlimited!"

The old Taoist priest persuaded.

Squeak!

At this time, the proprietress opened the door and secretly stuffed something to the old Taoist priest.

When Ye Chen saw the thing clearly, his face turned dark.

Durex?

What are you doing with Durex?