Chapter 1133: Tobacco, Alcohol and Rice
"Mom, why did you say I came back, aren't you afraid that you will come here, you are more than forty years old, why do you always stare at the ass of other little girls, are you a salty uncle?" Li Jingming was afraid of his mother, and if he didn't interrupt the previous troubles, he would be shaken off, and he was really worried that Jin Runshu would hint at others this and that, so he deliberately went home for dinner.
As soon as Li Jingming said this, Jin Runshu was immediately unhappy, she was all for the old Li family, is it easy? In this way, the son still doesn't appreciate it, "You said that you have no conscience, do you know how hard it took your mother to give birth to you back then, and now you still dislike me?" Hmph, we women can look at each other wherever they like, you can control you. ”
As if he had received some encouragement, as soon as Kim Yun-so's words fell, Seo Hyun moved his waist again in the same way as Tiffany, put on an elegant and charming posture, and turned his head with the cup to take a shallow sip of sweet wine. As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison, and now Tiffany is a little hurt, not to be outdone, she pretends to inadvertently drop the wet wipes on the table on the floor, and then bends down to pick it up. When picking up wet wipes, Tiffany deliberately stepped forward and backward with her left and right legs, and her right leg was stretched straight, showing the beautiful leg lines of the top three female idols she had ever won.
"Ernie, your belly is on your thigh." Lin Yun'er laughed.
"Yikes!" Facing Lin Yun'er's divine mending knife, Tiffany was about to have a seizure immediately, but thinking that not only Li Jingming was here, but even his mother was watching from the side, he quickly restrained his annoyed expression, "I haven't been out much in winter recently, so it's a bit of a long meat." ”
"In the past, all nine of us could ride the elevator of the broadcasting bureau together, but now eight of us occasionally alert the alarm." Seo Hyun made up the knife again with a straight face, but there was one thing she didn't say, when Jessica was there, their things were taken by the assistant. Now that there is no Jessica, their treatment in the broadcasting bureau has immediately dropped a notch, and they have to carry their own bags, otherwise some people will say that they treat their assistants badly.
"You mean to say that Sika's weight is all on me, does it look like it, is that possible?" Tiffany was furious, this is simply slandering her, obviously everyone has long meat, but every time she goes out on a show or breaks the news on the radio, she always dumps the pot on her alone, what about the trust between people?
"Sika. What about happiness? Sure enough, the dog is man's best friend, so Tiffany remembered the joy of not being seen for a long time, although the big dog was a bit of a liar and annoying, but it was very human, and could understand people's speech, so they used to like to tease him.
Not only Tiffany, but Jessica actually misses Happy, she used to be by her side when she was bored, and she was still a little disgusted at that time. But now I haven't seen it for a while, but I'm panicking. The reason why Jessica was not allowed to come into contact with Happy was because there would be bacteria and parasites on pets, which would affect the health of pregnant women, so Happy was brought to the company by Li Jingming to raise. "No way, the doctor said that it was best for me not to touch small animals until after giving birth, so it lives in OPPA's company now."
Jessica and Tiffany were muttering quietly on one side, and Lee Kyung-myung was also talking to Kim Yunshu on the other. "Mom, don't you already have a daughter-in-law now, and your grandson will come out soon. If there's anything you can't be satisfied with, don't always stare at other people's daughters. ”
"Cut, you bastard still have the face to tell me this, you didn't blame yourself for those few, it's your mother's head to blame?" Jin Runshu glared at Li Jingming angrily, men, they are all the same, Li Xuan is so afraid of his wife, he was not timid at all when he should eat outside, and now the Nuna surnamed Luo is still unclear with him, this is the tradition of the old Li family, "Besides, I just look at it and don't buy it." ”
"What do you mean by just looking at it and not buying it......" Li Jingming was also convinced by this logic.
"What do you see, aren't you men the same, those who always look at cars on automobile forums, judge this one, criticize that one, and buy it for both performance and appearance?" What Jin Yunshu can't stand the most is her son's "Mom, you're so unreasonable" eyes, she just sees it too thoroughly, "If you can't afford it, just look at it, just like those people who look at AKB48, those who consume will hug left and right, just like your luxury car on the first floor of the garage, did your mother say anything?" Could it be that you won't buy it because of a few comments about showing off your wealth and wasting money, when did you ever have this kind of awareness? ”
"If it weren't for my own mother, I would almost believe it...... Can buying a car be the same as marrying a wife? Li Jingming was a little lucky, he was almost surrounded by his mother, and he felt quite reasonable at a moment just now.
"Come on, don't you men always say that the eldest wife in the garage and the second wife lying on the bed?" Jin Runshu thinks that he eats more salt than Li Jingming, so naturally he doesn't even understand this kind of thing, men are just straight-mouthed, those who shout righteousness are the first to start behind their backs, and those who shout integrity are the first to sell for glory.
"Who is the second wife?" Jessica, who had a well-developed auditory system, suddenly raised her head, and Lin Yun'er also trembled slightly.
"It's none of your business, eat and eat." Jin Yunshu interrupted the conversation between mother and son, after all, there are many people, and it is not a good time.
"Sika, I'm going to the bathroom." Tiffany put up two fingers at an angle that only Jessica could see, which is the No. 2 and No. 2 notation commonly used by Americans.
"Are you Dolemi?" Jessica rolled her eyes speechlessly, eating here and talking about going to the bathroom.
"What do you mean by Doremi?" Tiffany looked at Jessica quizzically.
"Doremi's shivering, complaining before, now straining, you're not Doremi, what are you?" Jessica looked at the scorching guy angrily. Although she was annoyed, Jessica still did not refuse Tiffany's request and took her to the nearest bathroom on the first floor to solve the problem, but two minutes after returning to the dinner table, Jessica glanced at Kim Tae-yeon's mobile phone and cried and laughed, "This guy! ”
Eighty percent of mobile phone users in the United States are used to taking photos in the bathroom, and 36 percent of them are Californians. It's easy to conclude that "almost everyone in California is used to taking pictures in the bathroom." Tiffany is a Californian girl, and just now she took a photo and uploaded it to their private group, and added a string of exclamations under the photo, which is nothing more than that the bathroom of a rich family is more luxurious.
Jessica just wanted to sing one song at this time: "Night Night", "I want to ask the heavens and the earth, or superstition to ask fate, what evil did I create in my last life, and I have to be teammates with you in this life." At this time, Jessica seemed to forget that she herself was the king of comics, and the nonsensical index was still above Kim Taeyeon.
It was a very pleasant lunch. I don't know if it's because of Li Jingming's relationship, or because Jessica's deliberate adjustment has worked, everyone seems to have let go of themselves and returned to their previous state. Because it was a deliberate event to show its attitude to the outside world, everyone was very high-profile, and they didn't shy away from leaving anything, and Jessica personally delivered it to the door, so that the paparazzi waiting outside for news material could take a picture of her face, although these people may be more interested in her belly.
It's not an official event, so naturally there is no nanny car to pick you up. Everyone came in their own cars, and at this point everyone else was gone, and Tiffany was still there. Today's lunch at noon made her see a lot of problems. So she had to stay and ask for an answer, or she would be upset.
"Sika, I don't understand, speaking as a woman. Are you too generous? Tiffany knew about the delinquency in front of her, and no one could provoke her to live well again, what had happened during their trainee days. One by one, it seems to be right in front of you. Especially the Heavenly Zhixi incident, the fate of those people still reminds Tiffany not to be an enemy with this woman. But there is no way to go on like this, she knows that Jessica wants her to spend time with Lin Yun'er, but she can't see what the future is behind this.
"Dadu, I'm afraid you don't know Beckham, right?" Jessica smiled.
"Of course I do." There are people who don't know the name of the Queen of England, and there are people who don't know who Ferguson is, but if there is anyone in the world who doesn't know Beckham, then he must not be a woman.
"The former Beckham and Jordan got involved, and Beckham's sister-in-law Victoria slapped him, and in the end? There is only compromise, because if she does not compromise, she will lose this marriage and custody of the child. "Jessica sees a lot of things and thinks a lot of things," and Beckham, he's still his perfect husband, yes sir, people will only say that Victoria made a smart choice, but they won't blame her husband for stealing the food, do you know why? ”
"Because she slapped her husband?" Tiffany wasn't sure.
"Just because of a slap? Of course not, because he is a man. Jessica smiled, smiling brightly, "The world is like this, I hate the world, but I love that man." ”
"But...... You're giving people too many opportunities like that," Tiffany didn't know what to say at this point.
"But what, I can't afford to lose." Jessica touched her stomach, she never wanted to lose, and she would never lose, she was a hostage, "Let me tell you, when a man cheats, you must not think that he is emotional, for them it is like drinking a bottle of wine and smoking a box of cigarettes when they are depressed, it is just a way to relieve boredom and relieve stress." And for them, there are two kinds of women, one is tobacco and alcohol, the other is home cooking, I can allow him to drink outside, I can allow him to smoke outside, and even take drugs and swallow drugs outside, I can turn a blind eye, but three meals a day seem to be inseparable from the woman who can't let go, there can only be one, it can only be me! ”
Tiffany was shocked, even though she was said to be a bottle of wine, she didn't have anything to refute, was this a hint that she was doing her duty? (To be continued.) )