Chapter 289: Teasing You
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This time she heard it clearly, it was really not an auditory hallucination, Xiao Yan really said that this was her home, but she had been here with Tranquility, and she said with certainty: "You are talking nonsense, when have I been here with Tranquility?"
She really wanted to say to Xiao Yan: You are trolling me
"You and Tranquility really came to play before, you really don't remember, then you don't remember too much," Xiao Yan said with a wry smile: "You don't remember when you come to my house to play, but I used to eat your meals I remember it clearly, I still remember that I was a white-eyed wolf, why don't I remember that I also invited you to play at my house back then, I have something to eat, and I haven't forgotten you."
Tang Ningan's brain capacity is completely unable to think about what the situation is now
Xiao Yan said that when he was a child, he often ate her and Tranquility's meals, and he invited her to come over and play with Tranquility, and he also said that he was the white-eyed wolf in her mouth, and now she only felt that she had seen hell during the day
She really knew every word he said, but she didn't understand the words together
So she could only look at Xiao Yan with a strange look at aliens, and felt that he was really unreasonable, and the words he said were not at all that people could understand, so you better hurry up and go back to Mars Now she can't understand how long his brain circuit is
"You really don't remember, I still remember that year on my birthday, my grandmother bought me a cake, but I gave you the biggest piece Tranquility and I are not as big as the one in your hand," Xiao Yan seemed to remember the scene back then, so he looked at Tang Ningan with a look of resentment
The corners of Tang Ning'an's mouth twitched when she looked at her, and he couldn't understand Xiao Yan at all
"Can you speak human language, I can't understand a word of your words," Tang Ningan looked at Xiao Yan with a confused look in his eyes, feeling that he still didn't understand
The corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, and his head was full of black lines, He felt that what he had said was very straightforward, and the meaning he wanted to interpret was also very clear He had already said it so bluntly Now the woman sitting on the bed still can't understand He has to wonder Does Tang Ningan really have such a thing as IQ
Tang Ningan was deeply stimulated by Xiao Yan's suspicious look, and she said a little angrily: "What kind of eyes do you have, can you blame me, your language was taught by your foreign language teacher, what do you mean by what you just said, can't you say something about people?"
"I'm the white-eyed wolf you said yesterday The white-eyed wolf who didn't say anything to you when I left, have I made it clear enough now?" Xiao Yan rolled his eyes, and his handsome temperament was extremely inconsistent with his movements
"Hahaha...... Ha ha...... You're so nice...... Laugh at you...... You think I'm going to ...... By you haha...... Are you being deceived haha...... You think I'm stupid...... Silly" Tang Ningan was amused by his words, and he leaned back and forth in laughter, and he almost couldn't remember that his neck was crooked
As a result, she was so happy and sad that she choked on her own saliva, cough cough...... Xiao Yan's words are definitely that she has grown so big and heard the funniest joke
"Ahem...... I...... I just found out today...... Haha, Xiao Yan, you have a lot of humor, your joke just now is really funny, you ...... Haha, you know what" Tang Ningan was still laughing while coughing
"What I said is true" Xiao Yan also explained seriously
"Poof...... Hahaha Tang Ningan held his sore stomach with a smile with one hand, and rubbed his sour cheeks with the other hand and said, "Haha...... You make me laugh for a while, I'll laugh, let's ...... Ha ha...... Hahaha...... Let's go on and on."
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So Xiao Yan sat on the chair with his hands around his chest, and looked coldly at Tang Ning'an, who was crooked his neck and smiling
Tang Ning'an's stomach was really sore when she smiled, and her cheeks were also sore and painful, so there was really no way to endure it, so she didn't laugh anymore, but because of the laughter, now her face was flushed, and tears were laughing
The most painful thing in the world is not life and death, but when I'm standing in front of you and you don't know that I love you, the most painful thing in the world is that there's a funny joke, but you want to laugh but you can't
She rubbed her cheeks, laughed fiercely, and complained: "Ouch, my stomach hurts, please, can you say hello in advance before telling a joke next time, I am not mentally prepared at all, fortunately, I didn't drink water just now, otherwise I wouldn't have choked to death with water."
"I'm really not kidding, if I wasn't the white-eyed wolf you said, how could I have come here and know that this is my home," Xiao Yan saw that she couldn't stop laughing, so he said again
"Then you can't be him, okay" Tang Ningan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, still refusing to believe it
"Really, I didn't lie to you, this is really where I lived before I was eight years old," Xiao Yan looked at the surrounding furnishings, and a touch of nostalgia crossed his eyes
Tang Ning'an's smile froze for a moment and said, "Then tell me what the white-eyed wolf is called, I'm sure that the white-eyed wolf is not called Xiao Yan."
"Sun Xiaopang," the corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, and he replied reluctantly, obviously not wanting to answer this question
Tang Ningan felt the corners of his eyes jump and said, "What about me?"
"Erya" Xiao Yan replied with a smile, and the mood was finally a little better
"What about tranquility," Tang Ningan asked again
"Xiaohong" Xiao Yan replied with a gentle expression
The corners of Tang Ning'an's mouth twitched Okay, these two questions were answered correctly, but Xiao Yan blurted out without even thinking about it
Indeed, when she was a child, she was called Erya Duotu's name Tranquility is her sister If you don't know people, you will only think that Tranquility is called Daya Actually, it's not Tranquility's name is Xiaohong What a popular name It was when she came in and took the doll in a red dress The dean named her Xiaohong, and she was even more excessive, because there was a puppy named Yaya at that time, so she was called Erya
At that time, the people in the orphanage were really not highly educated, so the names given by everyone generally made people feel very speechless Or later when Ning Ning and her grew up, the names of Tang Ningan and Tang Ning Ning were still figured out by themselves As for why they are surnamed Tang, only God knows
Your sister...... Now that I hear the names of Erya and Xiaohong, she really seems to be pumping people
"Are you really Sun Xiaopang," Tang Ningan asked with some uncertainty
Although Xiao Yan's reaction just now had proved to her that he was indeed the white-eyed wolf in her mouth, she still felt a little unbelievable In fact, this can't be blamed on her, it is indeed quite difficult to believe
Because of this name, the corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched again, but in the end, he nodded a little reluctantly and said, "Hmm"
Tang Ningan still didn't believe it, so Xiao Yan picked up some things from his childhood and told her Of course, these are secrets between the three of them, and they will never be passed on to the fourth person Of course, others don't bother to know the secrets of the three ugly mud children These are not secrets, but they are quite convincing
There are some things she doesn't remember herself, but Xiao Yan's memory is very good, and he still remembers that after Xiao Yan said this, she thought about it all, and this proved that this high-quality handsome guy in front of her, who was rich, was actually Sun Xiaopang, which was really unscientific
Hey...... Now that he has got the affirmative answer that Xiao Yan is Sun Xiaopang Tang Ningan was happy all of a sudden
I really didn't expect it Even if she wanted to break her head, she couldn't think of it Xiao Yan would actually be Sun Xiaopang The court area before and after this is too big Could it be that this Sun Xiaopang has been rebuilt This can't even be called a person
"Sun Xiaopang, where are you going to have plastic surgery, I also want to go, can you get a twenty percent discount?" Tang Ningan looked at Xiao Yan's handsome angry face, and asked with some resentment,
"I really want to vomit now, okay, I'm really born beautiful, I was born like this, I haven't used a knife on my face at all, you see, it's all natural, you see where there are traces of movement," Xiao Yan pointed to his handsome face
Of course Tang Ningan wouldn't believe it, she stiffened her neck and said: "This can't be good, just like when you were ugly when you were a child, I saw you vomit out of your overnight meal Not to mention that you are long and black and fat, and it is also a dwarf winter melon ......" Then she currently measured Xiao Yan's current height It is estimated that it must be more than 1.85 meters This cliff is impossible This is not scientific: "Are you in your shoes to increase your height?"
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Xiao Yan Ruixing is a little spitting up and powerless, okay Was he really so ugly when he was a child
"Yes, absolutely," although he didn't refute, Tang Ningan could still see from his expression what she wanted to express
Xiao Yan's eyelids jumped, indicating that he hadn't heard her words
"You don't know how ugly you were when you were a child, even if you were black and fat, and you look very short Don't mention how obscene it is when you laugh It's just me and Tranquility don't dislike you You know that you were like a piece of fat at that time And a piece of burnt fat Seeing you makes me feel like I want to have diarrhea " Tang Ningan pursed his lips and used great strength to abuse Xiao Yan
But it's really not what she's talking about, and it's a bit of an exaggeration, but it's basically not wrong
"You weren't much better at that time, the whole thing was a bean sprout, and it was still shriveled," Xiao Yan was hit hard by Tang Ning'an, but he didn't admit defeat and said: "Although I was a little nauseous when I was a child, but when I grew up, I finally made up for some of the losses I lost when I was a child, and now I have grown into a handsome guy You see when you were young, you were a shriveled bean sprout, and it hasn't been much better until now, and now it's a shriveled bean sprout that has grown up."
"Even if you look a little better now, what if you look like a boy and a girl, and you're still the whole thing," Tang Ning'an said angrily
"I'm born beautiful, and I definitely don't have artificial technology," I thought about it, supported my chin with my hand, and carefully looked at Tang Ning'an from head to toe, and said: "Even if it's plastic surgery, in fact, it needs a good foundation to be able to fix it, I think if it's like you, it is estimated that no matter how good the plastic surgery doctor is, there is no way to make you a beauty quickly."